The True Story Of... Super Mario Brothers
After the mishap with the ladders, Luigi decided to employ a nanny to look after Mario. This nanny was old and short. She had white hair and Lots of red flowers In it. Her hair was big and curly. You know who Mario thought this was.(For all the dunces out there, it's Toad. If you didn't know that then why are you reading a Mazza Fanfic? Idiots...) Well, anyway, when Mario was hungry and asked for a peach, he was told that the biggest turtle had eaten it. So of course, Cue Mushroom Trip. Woooooooooooowowowowowowowowow.........
Mario set out from his room to the far away turtle tank in the hall. Unbeknown to him, luigi had left the turtle in the bathtub and they had escaped. Therefore, through the Grasslands (His room with a green carpet) to the skylands (The shelves in his room), the desert (Sandpit) to undersea (the bathtub), the grass lands at night (his room with the lights turned off) to periodic showdowns with the biggest turtle (who luigi had named Boozer). He eventually got the turtle in the castle in the fish tank and killed it. He then took the peach and discovered that he couldn't breath. (It was a big tank, the brothers were rich). Consciousness ebbed away from him...
Luigi came home to find Nanny fishing Mario out of the fish tank. "Mario did you kill Boozer again?" He asked. "Not boozer, Bowser!" Came the reply. "Well I guess we better buy a new one. I'll-no-WE'LL go tomorrow." Luigi went into the medicine cabinet to get the chloroform. "Hmmmmm... wonder If Doc Brown will give me something stronger than this...?"
Well again, thanks to me, Ninty, Lilac and you lot. Next update coming when I feel like it. I think I'll do "The True Story Of Super Mario Bros. 2". Arrivedecci all!!!
After the mishap with the ladders, Luigi decided to employ a nanny to look after Mario. This nanny was old and short. She had white hair and Lots of red flowers In it. Her hair was big and curly. You know who Mario thought this was.(For all the dunces out there, it's Toad. If you didn't know that then why are you reading a Mazza Fanfic? Idiots...) Well, anyway, when Mario was hungry and asked for a peach, he was told that the biggest turtle had eaten it. So of course, Cue Mushroom Trip. Woooooooooooowowowowowowowowow.........
Mario set out from his room to the far away turtle tank in the hall. Unbeknown to him, luigi had left the turtle in the bathtub and they had escaped. Therefore, through the Grasslands (His room with a green carpet) to the skylands (The shelves in his room), the desert (Sandpit) to undersea (the bathtub), the grass lands at night (his room with the lights turned off) to periodic showdowns with the biggest turtle (who luigi had named Boozer). He eventually got the turtle in the castle in the fish tank and killed it. He then took the peach and discovered that he couldn't breath. (It was a big tank, the brothers were rich). Consciousness ebbed away from him...
Luigi came home to find Nanny fishing Mario out of the fish tank. "Mario did you kill Boozer again?" He asked. "Not boozer, Bowser!" Came the reply. "Well I guess we better buy a new one. I'll-no-WE'LL go tomorrow." Luigi went into the medicine cabinet to get the chloroform. "Hmmmmm... wonder If Doc Brown will give me something stronger than this...?"
Well again, thanks to me, Ninty, Lilac and you lot. Next update coming when I feel like it. I think I'll do "The True Story Of Super Mario Bros. 2". Arrivedecci all!!!