Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: NarutoX Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well
Hey all. I hope you guys are ready for chapter 2. I already have chapter 3-5 preplanned and in production as we speak or read. Now i'm putting this in. SECTIONS OF THIS STORY WILL BE DARK AND RELATED TO THINGS IN OUR WORLD THAT WE CONSIDER EVIL! This warning will be placed in each chapter from now on, since there are times when I don't know what I want to put in a chapter. And lets be real here some things can be REALLY fucked up.
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up.
Review Response
NaruLemon Stories: It's a Toss up between Loona and Millie. Actially out of all the charecters in Helluva Boss I don't really have a problem with any of them, expect Stella and Blitzo's dad.
Gaby11: Thank you
Spark681: I'll always keep up the good work my friend. As far as Millie and Moxxie goes. Even in Canon it seems like Moxxie takes a back seat to anything Millie wants.
LightningAbyss: Thank you.
Themattman4000: and More you shall have.
Skywalker260: Here is the more you requested.
Nathair1: Thank you. I hopw I can keep you invested in the story.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 2: Mall, Owl-Girl, and Death
"Don't hurt him to bad. The Hokage may not keep a close eye on him, but to much damage and an investigation will be opened," said a young woman as she took a hand full of bills from a man.
The man smiled. It's a good thing I don't plan on hurting him. His features are really cute.
The woman snorted as the door closed to the room the Demon stayed in. If it had been another child that he had been interested in, then she would have reported the merchant to the Shinobi Police Force. The scream that tore though the door made the woman feel guilty only for a moment, before she remembered that this wasn't a child. This was the 9-tailed fox, in human form
"Suffer for my father and sister's death you little bastard," said the Orphanage matron as she put the screams and whimpers of the demon fox out of her head.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Millie and Moxxie apartment
Time: 0700
The smell of bacon and eggs awoke the young boy from his sleep. Getting up he looked around and saw Millie at the stove, with Moxxie drinking coffee and reading the Hell Times paper.
"Hey Sug! How'd you sleep?" asked Millie.
Naruto nodded. "Like a log. Thanks, mom," said Naruto as he got up and walked over to the table.
"Good morning, Naruto," said Moxxie kindly.
Naruto looked at Moxxie trying to figure him out. He felt that while he could get to know Moxxie, he didn't have the same explosive energy as Millie did. He was all wiry and stiff. Kinda like... Like... he didn't know. All he knows is that Moxxie didn't hate him, but he was guarded around Naruto at the moment.
"Good morning Moxxie," said Naruto.
Moxxie didn't miss it, but he understood. Moxxie was currently guarded around the young man. It wasn't that he didn't see himself having a child with Millie in the future, but he figured that they would be well into their 50's or 60's before a child was conceived, not their 20's While Imps were by no means immortal they were considered long lived by Human and even Sinner Demon standards. The oldest Imps generally made it to the ripe old age of 500. Of course,, Imps had quite strong family ties or at least those from the Wrath Ring did. Millie's very deadly and strong family came to mind when he thought of strong Imps.
That being said Moxxie knew that he could be overly logical in some things. However, his father once told him that 'Logic has no place in Hell'. SO, he already knew that He and Naruto would take some time to really bond and grow, but he could wait.
"Make sure you eat up. We got a full day ahead of us," said Millie with a smile.
"What are we doing?" asked Naruto as he picked up one of the hellboar's bacon strips and ate it.
"We're going to go and get some stuff for your room Sug," said Millie.
"My room?" asked Naruto.
"That is correct. We will be turning the guest room into a suitable living space for a child. To do that we must acquire items that that are suitable for your taste," said Moxxie.
Millie and Naruto looked at him with raised brows. Moxxie smiled awkwardly knowing that he over explained things again.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Apocalypse Mall
Time: 1600
As they walked through the mall Moxxie was on guard. While the mall looked like any other mall in the human world, it was still Hell. Already they had passed no less than six burning piles of bodies. They had also been attacked by a rouge Sinner Demon, but a pistol shot from Moxxie and decapitation from Millie's axe made Naruto's eyes widen at the murderous display of skill, they were on their way. they had already gathered a lot of stuff from clothes to bedding.
Their last stop of the day was the toy store. They walked into the store only to discover that it was Disney-owned down here. This confused Millie and even Moxxie The Store Manager explained it plainly.
"What you didn't think that all the fucked up things in the movies as well as how we treated our employees didn't translate to a term in hell for some of us?"
The trio looked around for a bit but it was a bit lacking for their tastes. Considering they were catering to Sinner Demons, Imps, Hellhounds, Succubi/Inccubi, and the Occasional Devil Child it was pretty hard to find something that was TRULY child friendly instead of Hell Child friendly. So they ended up leaving to go to another store, this time one that cattered to Anime/Video game fans. If Disney was large, this place had its own freaking zip code. Naruto and Millie found themselves at home since a bunch of weapons could be found there. After a few hours of looking around, they settled on a pair of daggers.
As they were walking out of the store someone ran into Naruto knocking him over, with his head smacking into the ground, rattling his vision. Naruto groaned as he rubbed his head. He managed to get his vision back after a second and looked at the person who knocked him over.
It was a little girl, probably the same age as him, and looked like a small girl who was about his age. She looked like some kind of birds white, mask-like face with pink with bright white pupils, and shaggy feather-like hair, she was... cute in her own way. Wearing a floor-length dress, pink with white stars on it but with puffy white sleeves. She didn't wear any shoes and a tiara.
"Sorry," said the girl with a slight accent.
Naruto blushed. "It's all good.
"OCTAVIA!" yelled a voice that made the girl cringe.
The girl-Octavia- got off of Naruto and turned to look behind her as Millie, Naruto, and Moxxie looked up to see a woman storming towards them with two Hellhound bodyguards. is a tall, slim, white avian demon. She has long, hair-like feathers that have gray tips and a large gray stripe on her head. She has a short pink beak and very long curved eyelashes. She has gray markings underneath her eyes, which themselves have red sclera with light pupils. For attire, she wears a white dress with puffed sleeves and feather trimming, along with black accents. She is seen wearing a crown and has painted nails underneath her black gloves. While she looked desirable, that was immediately killed off by the poor attitude that was bleeding off her in waves.
"What are you doing running from your Minders!" yelled the woman.
"I'm sorry, mother, but he was giving me a bad vibe," said Octavia.
"We are Ars Goetia ! So what is a little petting, by another Goetia.
"Wow lady that is seriously fucked up," said Naruto.
The woman turned to Naruto with a glare, making Naruto flinch slightly. "Who is this plebian to speaks back to me?" asked the woman.
"My name is Naruto, you old crow!" yelled Naruto.
The entire mall froze in fear. Even Millie and Moxxie were frozen in place. No one... NO ONE talked back to Lady Stella of the Ars Goetia clan. She was well known throughout the Pride Ring. Even the Overlords dared not en-cure her wrath if they could avoid it. In her anger, she ordered the death of several Rivals, Imp families, and Hell hound packs. Her feathers bristled in her anger.
"How dare you!" yelled Stella as she raised her hand to backhand the disrespectful boy.
Naruto stood his ground waiting for the hit. Millie moved in front of her son and took the blow for him. Despite how weak Stella actually was, Millie barely moved her head. Naruto's eyes widened as Moxxie rushed over to Millie.
He glared at Stella and grit his teeth as an immense purple-red Aura burst from his body. Everyone looked at the kid as he glared at Stella, before charging at her. Stella's eyes widened in shock, but the Hellhound guard on the left pushed her into the arms of his counterpart and was tackled to the ground Naruto raised his clawed hands and starched the Hellhound across his snout.
The Hellhound winced in pain. This pup before him was a lot stronger than he looked. Lifting him into the air he throw Naruto through the window of a shop, but that didn't stop the young Sinner Demon as he jumped out of the window and charged again before jumping and wrapping his legs around the Hellhound's neck as he began to reign punches down on his head. The hellhound in question wasn't having it and opened his mouth and sank his teeth into Naruto's leg and began to shake him.
Moxxie's eyes widened before he left Millie's side and reached into his coat and pulled out two guns and shot the hound in both his legs, making him fall to the ground, yelling in pain as Naruto wrapped tiny hands around his neck and began to claw away at the Hellhound.
"ENOUGH!" yelled a voice that made everyone stop.
Even Naruto's rage-filled mind managed to recognize the power that voice held. Everyone looked to where the voice came from and found another avain walking towards them. an anthropomorphic owl demon. He is tall and slender, with a white, heart-shaped facial disk and small black beak, resembling that of an owl. He has two pairs of almond-shaped red eyes, one set atop the other, with no visible irises or pupils, albeit white highlights do occasionally appear when he is excited. gray-blue feathers, which gradients to dark gray-blue on his head and long, plume-like tail. His limbs are long, thin, and black, and his feet are tipped with owl claws. wearing a deep red tunic with six linked golden buttons down the breast, and beige breeches. He accessorizes with a feathery tophat that features a regal gold crown encircling it, as well as a long burgundy cape, tattered at the hemline, with a plush ermine-look fur collar, and long black gloves with white feathered trims at the elbows.
Lord Stolas. Overseer of Imp City, and Heir Primary to the Goetica Royal Family. Stella's husband and Octavia's father.
"Stolas! This little bastard attacked me!" yelled Stella.
"And your lucky to be alive! Not to mention the amount of danger you put our child in," yelled Stolas glaring at his wife.
Stella and Octavia were taken aback by Stolas's backbone. Outside of the Ars Goetia circles, no one knew how much of a pushover he was. Stella had run of the roost so to speak. Were it not for his importance and wealth Stella would have birthed many bastards from her various Ars Goetia lovers.
"Boy can you come here for a moment?" asked Stolas.
Naruto looked at Millie and Moxxie, before doing as told. Even he knew not to piss this guy off if he could avoid it. Once he was in front of him, he stood still as a rock.
"Please raise your shirt for me lad?" asked Stolas.
Naruto did as asked and raised his shirt. Stolas's eyes turned red as he examined the boy's stomach before his eyes widened. He raised himself to his full height.
"Tell me what do you think of my little Starfire?" asked Stolas.
"Naruto tilled his head. "You mean Octavia?" asked Naruto.
"Yes. How would you like to come to the Ars Goetia Manor for a play date?" asked Stolas.
"Stolas! Don't you dare invite-" started Stella.
"Not. Another. Word!" hissed Stolas as he rounded on his wife
Stella knew better than to oppose Stolas when he was in this type of mood. Backing away from her husband she took a stand next to and slightly behind Octavia. The gesture was not lost on Stolas, but he would address that in private.
"So about that playdate," said a smiling Stolas.
Location: Ars Goetia Palace, Pride Ring
Place: Stloas's Study
Time: 0000
The minute they arrived back at the Palace Stolas sent Stella to their bedroom and told her that they would be speaking soon about her actions after he finished his business. While Most of the Ars Goetia Demons thought themselves above all but the 7 Kings of Hell and the Prince of Darkness himself, Stolas knew better. The Ars Goetia Demons were few in Number possibly numbering a few hundred thousand Even Lucifer Morningstar himself was not above Death.
Summoning a glass and making sure it had ice in it Stolas poured himself some of Hell's finest whiskey and sat in his chair. What came next would be quite an issue if he was wrong. He reached for his phone and went through his contacts. His handed landed on the number he was looking for and called.
The phone rang for a minute before it picked up.
"This better be good if your calling me directly Prince Stloas and breaking the Hierarchy Protocols I put into place," came the voice of the Lord of Hell himself.
Stolas suppressed a Shutter of fear. Despite how laidback the Fallen Angel of Fallen Angels was, he was still quite a powerhouse and not someone to piss off it can be avoided. The Yearly Purges were a compromise between himself and Michael to try and stim the overpopulation problem that the two realms were facing of course not many people were aware of this
"My Lord I promise that I wouldn't call you for anything but. Death washed over Pride," said Stolas.
The other end of the line was silent for a few moments. "An emissary of the Death in Hell?" asked Lucifer.
"I don't think so. A child Sinner Demon which isn't too uncommon nowadays. No, but he was marked. He had a seal on his body that was placed there by the embodiment of death. He's more an Anomaly. I fear that he might become an Avatar if left unchecked and unguided," said Stolas.
"The last time we had an Avatar in our Midst we saw an overhaul in the Overlord System. We don't need another hundred-year Overlord War on top of the purges and fighting between the Kings. This stays between Us Stolas, unless I give express permission to tell someone. Get that boy into our Circle and keep him away from any of Heaven's spies. I'm authorizing you to give him whatever he wants within reason and your ability to control. Anyone touched by Death is someone we do not want to make an enemy of," said Lucifer.
"Of course, my Lord. I will make it my upmost priority," said Stolas as he hung up.
Now to only problem was keeping Stella in check. He would also need to get the files on those two imps that were there with the boy. So much to do and so little time to do it.
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And Cut. Death exists outside the concept of good and evil. Heaven and Hell since it seems that people can die in Hell if the yearly purges are to be believed. Before it gets asked no Naruto isn't on 'God Mode' and probably won't be on the level of an Overlord for a long time, but I plan on explaining how I think the overlord system actually works.
The Overlord Radio Demon Alastor has been in power since at least 1930. From a combination of Power and Influence he could easily be one of the strongest Overlords since even Veggie seems to fear him. His power is at least on par with Charlies since he had no problem Casually threatening her and Veggie.
Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter I'll see you in the next one.