Golden Sun
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Dora: Isaac wake up! Please wake up!!!!
Isaac: zzzzz.....
Dora: Isaac!!!!!!!!!!!! *brings out the frying pan of Doom and whacks him in the head with it repeatedly until he finally wakes up*
Isaac: Aww. I was having a great dream at a strip cl-
Dora: Put your tunic on!!
Isaac: No.
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No No No No!!!!!!
Dora: Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!!
Isaac: FINE!! *puts it on*
Dora: Good! Do you have everything you need now?
Isaac: Hmmm.. Let's see, No I'm missing my djinn, my Sol Blade, my porn magazines, my GBA, my-
Dora: Good, A lost item can be replaced but a lost life can't
Isaac: Yes it can! *kills himself and somehow gets revived* See?
Dora: Ok ^_^ let's go!
Isaac: *holding onto the rails of the stairs* But I wanna take my porno with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T
(Dora knocks him out with a frying pan then picks him up and throws him down the stairs and kicks him out the door)
Isaac: X_X
Dora: Now Isaac get to the plaza.
Isaac: *gets up* Where's the plaza? ?_?
Dora: It's south remember?
Isaac: Ok, *starts walking up north*
Dora: *runs after him, tackles him down and throws him down the big cliff near his house* Go to the plaza!!!
Isaac: X_X *then gets crushed by a boulder*
Garet: ISAAC!!! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WALK OVER TO MY HOUSE SO WE COULD WATCH ALL THE GREAT PORNO!!!!!
Isaac: Ugh..
Garet: Cmon!!! *lifts the rock and drags Isaac up the bumpy stairs and then a bunch of boulders block his house* DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: We really need to go to the plaza now.
Garet: Ok!!!!! ^_____________________________________^ *puts Isaac in a coffin and forgets what he was about to do*
Isaac: -_-; Let' go. *grabs Garet by the hair and drags him away*
(they meet the dudes holding up the rock thingy)
Dudeholdinguprock: Hey go to the plaza!
Isaac: *grabs a piano and throws it at the dude* Haha! Asshole!
Garet: O_O
After ten minutes of Isaac laughing insanely at the Dudeholdinguprock's dead body rotting under the piano, they finally leave to the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock.
Dudebeingcrushedbyarock: Do. you. think. I'll. die? Garet: Maybe, *strips himself and dresses up like one of the Matrix people then pulls out two machine guns and starts shooting the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock repeatedly until he's a pile of mush* HAHA!!! XD
Isaac: OMG!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They leave the remains of the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock which is nothing but blood and an eyeball that Garet ate. O.o Then, they get attacked by a mushroom!
Mushroom: Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Fear me!!!
Garet: MUSHROOMS!!! *grabs the thing and eats it*
Isaac: O_O Let's continue..
Then, after 40 minutes of screaming, running away from evil mushrooms of doom, more screaming, some more screaming at Garet, they finally come to the stairsthatleadtotheplacewherefelixandjennaare.
Garet: *looks at the big stairs* O_O I'm scared mommy.
Isaac: Stupid dumbass.. *sees getting eating the vermins and bats that are attacking him* O_O Wow, his annoying lil bro was right he DOES eat everything!!!
Garet: *now rabid from eating a rabid bat* Sooooo hungry.. *looks at Isaac* Grr..
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to run away but trips over a piece of grass, falls down the stairs and after about 10 minutes of falling and hitting the stairs, he lands on the other side of the river* X_X
Garet: Damn.. *continues eating the monsters until they are extinct* Awww.. I'm still hungry!
CTB: What the hell? Isaac!!!!! You're supposed to be on the other side!!!! *brings out a catapult out of nowhere, puts Isaac in it and launches him back the other side*
Isaac: Garet!!!! Get your ass down here!!!
They go to the place where Felix is hanging onto a piece of wood.
Isaac/Garet: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! XD
Jenna: Haha! Die Felix Die!!!!! That's for eating the last cookie you stupid bas- *is hit by a stream of water from Felix* =O That's it!!! Get out of the water you and me right here right now!!! *drags Felix out of the water* Fight me!!!
Felix: ..BITCH BRING IT!!!!!
After about 2 hours of kicking, punching yelling, more yelling, being pissy, throwing each other, more kicking and punching, more screaming and yelling, they finally stop when the evilchibidjinn arrives!!! *lightning flashes in the water*
Felix: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing is so small!!! XD *points at a wind djinni no bigger than a bullet*
ECD: Watch it buddy.
Jenna: O_O It spoke!!!
ECD: Whaddaya think I am? Some mere little thing? I'm the authoress of this story!!
All but ECD: O_O *they start bowing on their knees* The mighty authoress has come!!
ECD: Ok you people aren't following the damn plot. *throws Felix back into the water, then uses the all mighty author powers to start making Jenna cry* Bwahahahahaahahahsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: Some one save Felix!!!!
Garet: I'll save him! *throws on a cheesy costume and leaps into the river* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!! *starts thrashing around like mad*
Isaac: *drags him ashore*
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(from the realm where the Author dwells aka the damn compueter room)
ECD: Hmm.. this is boring. I should make Isaac evil..
Arctic: That's a stupid Idea
ECD: ( WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??? *bangs Arctic's head on the key board* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Isaac: nbhjgbvhnyjuknyhjugtyhu7u?4545
All but Isaac: O_O
(back to the computer room)
ECD: grr. better make random things happen!
(back to the story)
Isaac: Garet You fucking ass Get over here so we can go search the houses for people and hold them hostage!!!
Garet: Chickens!!!!! Aieeee!!!!!!!! The carrots are after me!!!!!
They now go around looking in empty houses looking for anybody with a little bit of turnips left.
Isaac: OMG!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S DEAD THE HOUSES ARE EMPTY!!! *looks at the plaza to see everyone alive and well* The, They're not going to be alive and well No more!!! *changes into black clothing and pulls out two machine guns and kills everyone Matrix style mwahahaahahahaha* HAHA!!
Garet: Isaac, You're only imagining it.
Isaac: *snaps out of dreamland* Aww. They're still alive!!! DAMMIT!!!
They soon go to the giant Psynergy Rock where a couple of dudes, an old man and Jenna. Then, they go back to the place where Felix is on the verge of Death.
Dora: I couldn't find anybody with psynergy but I found a bunny! *holds up a white rabbit*
Isaac: O_O It's Fluffy Poo! *runs over and grabs the bunny and starts petting it*
Fluffy Poo: ^_____________________^
Kyle: OMG!!! THE BOULDER'S FALLING!!! *runs around aimlessly *
The boulder is coming at the speed of a turtle
Felix's Parents: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *hey also run around in circles*
The boulder is coming at the speed of a fat hippo now..
Felix: SAVE ME!!!! AHHHH Damn it! *swims to land unaffected by the currents*
Jenna: Not anymore! *picks up a boulder and hurls it at Felix making him fall into the water* HAHA!
Isaac: OMG you killed Ken- I mean Felix you Bitch!!!
Jenna: Who else wants a piece of this??????
Isaac: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE DIED A HORRIBLE MISERABLE DEATH THAT THEY ALL DESERVED!!!! *runs away* psh they all deserve to die.
Garet: Don't leave me with all these dead people!!! *goes after him*
Saturos: Yay we survived!! That was fun riding down the hill right? *looks down at what he is siting on* O_O oops.
Menardi: X_X ugh..
Isaac: OMG!!!! IT'S THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!! *trips over another piece of grass* X_X
Garet: Hey! *sees Saturos and Menardi* Hey The circus is coming!
Saturos: Why you li- *is being attacked by Isaac who's siting on his shoulders bashing him with one of his boots*
Menardi: YAY!!! Saturos I want children!!!
Saturos: Finally!!
ECD appears
ECD: Hey!!! No doing it in my fic!!!
ECD leaves by leaping of the cliff and flying awayon card board wings
Soon after they fight and Garet and Isaac lie there unconscious and the two Clown rejects leap away like the monkeys of the jungle! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ECD: ^_^ finished!
Arctic: You idiot that was the crappiest fic ever.
ECD: R+R or I'll hunt you people down and kill you all
Diamond: You've really got problems..
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Dora: Isaac wake up! Please wake up!!!!
Isaac: zzzzz.....
Dora: Isaac!!!!!!!!!!!! *brings out the frying pan of Doom and whacks him in the head with it repeatedly until he finally wakes up*
Isaac: Aww. I was having a great dream at a strip cl-
Dora: Put your tunic on!!
Isaac: No.
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No
Dora: Yes
Isaac: No No No No!!!!!!
Dora: Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!!
Isaac: FINE!! *puts it on*
Dora: Good! Do you have everything you need now?
Isaac: Hmmm.. Let's see, No I'm missing my djinn, my Sol Blade, my porn magazines, my GBA, my-
Dora: Good, A lost item can be replaced but a lost life can't
Isaac: Yes it can! *kills himself and somehow gets revived* See?
Dora: Ok ^_^ let's go!
Isaac: *holding onto the rails of the stairs* But I wanna take my porno with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T
(Dora knocks him out with a frying pan then picks him up and throws him down the stairs and kicks him out the door)
Isaac: X_X
Dora: Now Isaac get to the plaza.
Isaac: *gets up* Where's the plaza? ?_?
Dora: It's south remember?
Isaac: Ok, *starts walking up north*
Dora: *runs after him, tackles him down and throws him down the big cliff near his house* Go to the plaza!!!
Isaac: X_X *then gets crushed by a boulder*
Garet: ISAAC!!! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WALK OVER TO MY HOUSE SO WE COULD WATCH ALL THE GREAT PORNO!!!!!
Isaac: Ugh..
Garet: Cmon!!! *lifts the rock and drags Isaac up the bumpy stairs and then a bunch of boulders block his house* DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: We really need to go to the plaza now.
Garet: Ok!!!!! ^_____________________________________^ *puts Isaac in a coffin and forgets what he was about to do*
Isaac: -_-; Let' go. *grabs Garet by the hair and drags him away*
(they meet the dudes holding up the rock thingy)
Dudeholdinguprock: Hey go to the plaza!
Isaac: *grabs a piano and throws it at the dude* Haha! Asshole!
Garet: O_O
After ten minutes of Isaac laughing insanely at the Dudeholdinguprock's dead body rotting under the piano, they finally leave to the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock.
Dudebeingcrushedbyarock: Do. you. think. I'll. die? Garet: Maybe, *strips himself and dresses up like one of the Matrix people then pulls out two machine guns and starts shooting the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock repeatedly until he's a pile of mush* HAHA!!! XD
Isaac: OMG!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They leave the remains of the Dudebeingcrushedbyarock which is nothing but blood and an eyeball that Garet ate. O.o Then, they get attacked by a mushroom!
Mushroom: Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Fear me!!!
Garet: MUSHROOMS!!! *grabs the thing and eats it*
Isaac: O_O Let's continue..
Then, after 40 minutes of screaming, running away from evil mushrooms of doom, more screaming, some more screaming at Garet, they finally come to the stairsthatleadtotheplacewherefelixandjennaare.
Garet: *looks at the big stairs* O_O I'm scared mommy.
Isaac: Stupid dumbass.. *sees getting eating the vermins and bats that are attacking him* O_O Wow, his annoying lil bro was right he DOES eat everything!!!
Garet: *now rabid from eating a rabid bat* Sooooo hungry.. *looks at Isaac* Grr..
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to run away but trips over a piece of grass, falls down the stairs and after about 10 minutes of falling and hitting the stairs, he lands on the other side of the river* X_X
Garet: Damn.. *continues eating the monsters until they are extinct* Awww.. I'm still hungry!
CTB: What the hell? Isaac!!!!! You're supposed to be on the other side!!!! *brings out a catapult out of nowhere, puts Isaac in it and launches him back the other side*
Isaac: Garet!!!! Get your ass down here!!!
They go to the place where Felix is hanging onto a piece of wood.
Isaac/Garet: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! XD
Jenna: Haha! Die Felix Die!!!!! That's for eating the last cookie you stupid bas- *is hit by a stream of water from Felix* =O That's it!!! Get out of the water you and me right here right now!!! *drags Felix out of the water* Fight me!!!
Felix: ..BITCH BRING IT!!!!!
After about 2 hours of kicking, punching yelling, more yelling, being pissy, throwing each other, more kicking and punching, more screaming and yelling, they finally stop when the evilchibidjinn arrives!!! *lightning flashes in the water*
Felix: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing is so small!!! XD *points at a wind djinni no bigger than a bullet*
ECD: Watch it buddy.
Jenna: O_O It spoke!!!
ECD: Whaddaya think I am? Some mere little thing? I'm the authoress of this story!!
All but ECD: O_O *they start bowing on their knees* The mighty authoress has come!!
ECD: Ok you people aren't following the damn plot. *throws Felix back into the water, then uses the all mighty author powers to start making Jenna cry* Bwahahahahaahahahsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: Some one save Felix!!!!
Garet: I'll save him! *throws on a cheesy costume and leaps into the river* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!! *starts thrashing around like mad*
Isaac: *drags him ashore*
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(from the realm where the Author dwells aka the damn compueter room)
ECD: Hmm.. this is boring. I should make Isaac evil..
Arctic: That's a stupid Idea
ECD: ( WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??? *bangs Arctic's head on the key board* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Isaac: nbhjgbvhnyjuknyhjugtyhu7u?4545
All but Isaac: O_O
(back to the computer room)
ECD: grr. better make random things happen!
(back to the story)
Isaac: Garet You fucking ass Get over here so we can go search the houses for people and hold them hostage!!!
Garet: Chickens!!!!! Aieeee!!!!!!!! The carrots are after me!!!!!
They now go around looking in empty houses looking for anybody with a little bit of turnips left.
Isaac: OMG!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S DEAD THE HOUSES ARE EMPTY!!! *looks at the plaza to see everyone alive and well* The, They're not going to be alive and well No more!!! *changes into black clothing and pulls out two machine guns and kills everyone Matrix style mwahahaahahahaha* HAHA!!
Garet: Isaac, You're only imagining it.
Isaac: *snaps out of dreamland* Aww. They're still alive!!! DAMMIT!!!
They soon go to the giant Psynergy Rock where a couple of dudes, an old man and Jenna. Then, they go back to the place where Felix is on the verge of Death.
Dora: I couldn't find anybody with psynergy but I found a bunny! *holds up a white rabbit*
Isaac: O_O It's Fluffy Poo! *runs over and grabs the bunny and starts petting it*
Fluffy Poo: ^_____________________^
Kyle: OMG!!! THE BOULDER'S FALLING!!! *runs around aimlessly *
The boulder is coming at the speed of a turtle
Felix's Parents: OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *hey also run around in circles*
The boulder is coming at the speed of a fat hippo now..
Felix: SAVE ME!!!! AHHHH Damn it! *swims to land unaffected by the currents*
Jenna: Not anymore! *picks up a boulder and hurls it at Felix making him fall into the water* HAHA!
Isaac: OMG you killed Ken- I mean Felix you Bitch!!!
Jenna: Who else wants a piece of this??????
Isaac: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE DIED A HORRIBLE MISERABLE DEATH THAT THEY ALL DESERVED!!!! *runs away* psh they all deserve to die.
Garet: Don't leave me with all these dead people!!! *goes after him*
Saturos: Yay we survived!! That was fun riding down the hill right? *looks down at what he is siting on* O_O oops.
Menardi: X_X ugh..
Isaac: OMG!!!! IT'S THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!! *trips over another piece of grass* X_X
Garet: Hey! *sees Saturos and Menardi* Hey The circus is coming!
Saturos: Why you li- *is being attacked by Isaac who's siting on his shoulders bashing him with one of his boots*
Menardi: YAY!!! Saturos I want children!!!
Saturos: Finally!!
ECD appears
ECD: Hey!!! No doing it in my fic!!!
ECD leaves by leaping of the cliff and flying awayon card board wings
Soon after they fight and Garet and Isaac lie there unconscious and the two Clown rejects leap away like the monkeys of the jungle! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ECD: ^_^ finished!
Arctic: You idiot that was the crappiest fic ever.
ECD: R+R or I'll hunt you people down and kill you all
Diamond: You've really got problems..