Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: NarutoX Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up.
So I'll be honest. I thought about the order of Chapters 4-5. and decided that it's better doing it this way then the other way You'll understand when I post Chapter 5. Chapter 6 & 7 are planned out at the moment. If I'm being honest with myself those two chapters are further along then even Chapter 5 is at the moment. But I might slow the pace of the pace and add an 8th chapter that focuses on an aspect that is underlined in the story.
Review response
Pootis: I just now relezed that Karen Karen'd herway out of a well desrved pusnihsment... DAMNIT!
Tumbler: Pegoin-bitch has may have class, but she has no class
Gamelover41592: Thank you and here is the Long awaited chapter.
Narulemon stories: I know!
DaftMerc39: I accept and embrace all ideas if they work/ can be fit into the story.
Perseus12: The why Paimon did it is simple. Ars Goetia Law. Since they are fewer in number, but higher ranking then majority of Demons, one of the races right below Devils they have a superiority complex.
Wyatt: Lol. I honestly didn't think about that.
Nicholas: Thank you for the suggestion.
Skye: I'm not sure if I'll go that route. The only reason I say that is because aside from Gaara we really don't know much about the others Sealing methods and from the way they describe it the Reaper Death Seal is Unique to the Uzumaki clan/ Konoha.
Oceantail: Maybe in his Champion persona.
Skywalker260: Loona and Blitz- the O is silent Dammit!- will be coming up soon.
Spark681: and he's only 10 right now. What do you thinks going to happen as they get older and closer.
HMV Black Templar: Think Nicholas for the nickname.
Themattman4000: I like revolver's but they are overdone IMO. So a boomstick might do or a nice 45.
Nathair1: Thank you. Harpy-Bitch is an insult to Harpy Lady. Millie and Stolas are practically best friends at this point.
Calderoneric758: Thank you. With a pencil? That would be fun, but I need the correct set up for it.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 4: Meeting the Family.
Location: Central Elevator, Pride Ring
place: Elevator to Imp Razor-boar farmlands
Time: 1000
Naruto and Octavia were both excited as all heck. They were basically bouncing off of the walls at the moment inside of the Gold and white Millie and Moxxie were taking them to the Wrath Ring to meet Millie's Family. They would be visiting for a week and while Naruto had never met his mom's Family, Octavia had never been to the Wrath ring. For the two 12 year old's this was going to be a fun time in hell.
As they waited for their elevator Naruto and Octavia were stealing glances at each other. Octavia was wearing a pair of blue jean short-shorts that showed off her long legs, a white tee shirt that was tied in a knot under her budding B-cup breasts, and a dark blue plead long sleeve shirt, and a bandanna wrapped around her head.
Naruto himself was dressed in blue jean pants, a button up shirt that was tucked in with the top three buttons undone showing off his own chest that was starting to swell with muscle and the results of his training from Millie with a big buckle belt. He even had a ten gallon hat.
Millie and Moxxie were dressed in their normal clothes.
"I can't wait to introduce y'all to my parents sug!" said Millie ruffling Naruto's hair.
"Mom!" groaned Naruto as he tried to fix his hair back the way he liked it.
"I've never been to Wrath before. What's it like?" asked Octavia as she sat down her Hellphone to look at her temporary guardians.
"It's really aired and dry. A lot of desert farmland, with several Volcanoes scattered across the landscape," said Moxxie.
"Didn't know you knew a lot about Wrath dad," said Naruto.
"Majority of Imps are actually born in Wrath. Maybe about 50 percent of all Imps are born there with the rest scattered across the other rings," said Moxxie.
"Dad said that the Harvest Moon this year is going to produce a great harvest," said Millie.
"But the Harvest Moon Festival isn't scheduled for at least another 4 months," said Moxxie scratching his horn.
"And we'll be there for a good old Wrath Ring time!" yelled the excitable murderess.
The Elevator for the Ring of Wrath, Razor Boar Town had arrived. The group boarded the elevator and took the 10 minute ride down to Wrath.
Location: Razor Boar Town Wrath Ring
Place: Rough-n-Tunbleweed Ranch
Time: 1400
The dusty roads and aired environment would remind most people of the Wild West. For every Imp that lived in this level of hell there were at least 10 bladed weapons. While Firearms existed in Wrath, blade truly ruled. The farms were quite large as were the ranches. The community's that lived here existed on families that feuded and fought with each other for generations. It was well known that whole Imp families were wiped out during blood fueds. The roads were well maintained in this instance. The black and red van rolling down the road past the Knife's shadow town, and towards the Rough-n-Tumble ranch.
The car that Moxxie had rented pulled up to the Farm that his In-laws owned. The man of the family was nervous about meeting his in-laws. He had never gotten along with Joe and Lin, mostly because he wasn't there definition of a Manly Imp. He knew that when he first met Millie. Her brothers were all Manly imps, and they were all in their teens!
"Dad relax, I can hear you grinding your teeth," said Naruto from his spot in the back.
Millie looked to the back and tried not to smile. Naruto and Octavia were snuggling in the back with a blanket covering them with them sharing Octavia's Hades Pods. Octavia had her eyes closed and had her head on Naruto's stomach.
"Yeah Mox, it's not that bad," said Millie.
"Easy for you to say Millie. Remember that Joe and Lin hate my guts,"
"They don't hate your guts Mox, they just don't understand you like I do," said Millie with a grin on her face.
Moxxie nodded and focused on the road.
The drive was another 10 minutes before they arrived at the ranch. Which was in the middle of 15 other homesteads and an open circle around them all. They pulled up to one of the ranches and parked the car next to a pickup truck. It was a standard ranch with A two story house, large fence, Several barns, and a wood chipper in the front. As They got out the car. The group made their way to the front pouch where the front door was basically thrown of the door walked two people.
The first was a very burly Imp, having muscular arms and a pronounced torso. He has red skin, yellow eyes, white hair and matching mustache, along with black and white striped horns like all other male also has white marks all along his left shoulder, though it is unknown if they are either tattoos or scarring, wearing a sleeveless black vest over a brown sleeveless shirt, a black belt with silver buckle, and gray pants with black boots.
The second was a elder imp woman who bears a striking resemblance to Millie, having red skin covered with white spots, although hers are a lot more numerous, in addition to dark wild hair, yellow eyes, and black horns with thin white stripes. If Millie was thicc then this woman was THICC. She has a full-figured body with thick thighs, wide hips and plump breasts but a slim waist. wearing a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, crimson ascot around her neck, faded blue jeans, and gardening gloves on her hands.
"Ma, Pa!" yelled Millie.
"Is that my Little Mildred!" yelled the older male Imp.
"Sure is," said Millie as she ran up to her parents and gave them a hug. She pulled away from them. And turned to the others. "I'm sure ya'll remember Moxxie,"
Moxxie smiled and waved. "Hello Joe, Lin," said Moxxie.
Joe and Lin gave Moxxie a hard stare. "It's sir to you Moxxie," said Joe crossing his large arms over his chest.
"This is Octavia. A honest to Satan member of royalty," said Millie dragging Octaiva over.
Octavia blushed and gave a tiny wave. "Thank you for inviting me. Sir, Ma'am,"
Lin waved it off. "Thank nothing of it Hon. Your family as far as we're concerned," said Lin
"And who is that strapping young lad," said another voice joining them. "I wouldn't mind showing him how a Raxor-girl rolls in the hey,"
A rather tall Imp, roughly around the same height if not slightly taller than Naruto who was aready 5'3", She has a white streak over the eye that shows and long dark hair like her sister covering the other, though she has a splotch of white hair coming from beneath her red bandanna. Her horns are designed with thick white stripes like her father's. She wears tan short shorts and matching heeled boots, along with ripped black leggings and a black crop top with various tears in them. She was probably around 17 or 18 given how she looked at least a full decade Younger then Millie
Octavia glared at the new girl. "Naruto isn't interested in you hefer!"
Sallie May reached down and grouped Naruto's crotch. "Ooooo. We got a biggen here!" said Sallie May.
Millie glared at her sister. "Besides Sallie May, this is your new nephew!" yelled Millie.
Sallie May laughed. " When has incest ever been a thing to stop people from fucking here in hell. Besides Mil he's not related by blood. propping his cherry would be a treat if the little owl girl hasn't done it yet,"
That sent both Naruto and Octavia into fits of stammering, stuttering, and brick red faces. Joe and Lin laughed at the young ones expense while Sally May just grinned. While she had been joking she had been quite serious about popping Naruto's cherry if Octavia didn't get to it. She would give her a few years.
Moxxie cleared his throat. "So Sir, ma'am what's for dinner?" asked Moxxie.
"Razor stakes are the main course tonight boys," said Joe with a smirk.
"Fresh or frozen?" asked Millie almost bouncing in place.
"Mildred I'm shocked at you! You know we kill our food, before we cook it," said Lin as they walk over to one of the razor boar pins.
The pins were a mix of Hell Hog and Razor-boar. The only true difference between them is that Razor-boar's were fast and could be killed with a pistol, while the Hell Hogs were more aggressive and tank like, but were easily slain with a blade.
The Razor pins had a few sows that were nursing piglets. However it was one of the bigger male hogs that Naruto was after. Easily a 300 pounder that was patrolling his harem of sows and protecting his piglets.
"I want that one," said Naruto pointing to the massive male.
"Oh Ol' Ripper. Shot boy, that Hog has dominated the Pins for... say bout 7 years now. Most males that challenge him end up running away with their tail between their legs," said Lin.
"Yeah. He's three years over what we would allow a male to dominate for. He's thinning the bloodline, but none of our ranch hands want to take him on. Hell I took Ripper on and ended up with a horn in my belly," said Joe lifting his shirt showing a massive jagged white spot.
"Oh that looks nasty Pa," said Millie
"If he's such a problem why not shot him and get it over with?" asked Moxxie.
"Hell boy that's not how things are done around here. Blade is the way of life. We'd lose all our credibility if we had to resort to firearms. Fire arms are for feuds not out hogs or cattle," said Lin crossing her arms and glaring at Moxxie.
Moxxie gave a chuckle, before jumping behind Millie.
"I don't think this is a good Idea," said Octavia looking at her friend in worry as he entered the Pin an drew his sword.
"If you get hurt I'll let you throat fuck me so hard I won't be able to talk for a week!" yelled Sally May before making a stroking motion with her hand, and poking her tongue into her cheek.
Millie jumped on Sallie May's back. The sisters tussled for a minute, before Millie quickly gagged and hogtied her baby sister.
"If you don't get hurt I'll give you a kiss!" yelled Octavia, before her hands flow to her mouth covering it.
Naruto looked at Octavia, a fire in his eyes. He put his fingers to his mouth and let out a harsh whistle making Ol Ripper look at him. Ripper lowered his head and charged at Naruto. Naruto looked at Ripper, before moving to the left one step making the hog quickly right itself before charging again. This repeated several times, before Ripper curled into a ball and began to spin like a top as they spikes on it's back became swords. Naruto smirked before raising his sword above his head .
"What are you doing boy! You not a dang Ninja!" yelled Joe as he hopped onto the fencing.
"I think the term your looking for is Samurai," said Moxxie as he opened a black case and pulled out a Long rifle ready to site down the boar if it hurt his son.
Octavia and Millie gripped each as The boar charged at Naruto. The Boar was barley 2 feet from Naruto when he slashed downwards making all momentum stop.
"You lose pig," said Naruto as he flicked the blood off his sword and sheathed it, before turning his back on Ol Ripper as it fell over.
Everyone went slack jawed at the display. The first to recover was Lin who squalled as she jumped on her Grandson proclaiming him a man of their family. Apparently Millie had forgot to tell him that it was a right of passage in their family to kill a Razor-boar with a blade. That was actually how Millie discovered her skills with her battle-axe. Joe Laughed and gave Naruto a slug on the arm. This was followed by Sallie May- who had gotten free- kissing him on the cheek and telling him that she was stil blow him if he liked, which earned another beating from Millie. Even Moxxie, who was a gun expert realized just how impressive Naruto's attack had been, since he had split the Boars Skull an severing it clean in half.
Naruto Smiled at them all before his eyes fell on Octavia. The Owl Demoness blushed and looked away. Naruto walked up to Octavia with a grin on his face.
"So do I still get that kiss Tavia?" asked Naruto blushing.
Octaiva smiled. Before she throw her arms around Naruto's neck. "Absolutely you dope," said Octavia, before kissing Naruto on the lips.
It wasn't anything over the top. Just a tender kiss between the two. That didn't stop Moxxie and Joe from crying 'manly' tears of joy, Millie snapping pictures and sending them to Stolas. Lin was already thinking of a Summer Wedding with all the family. Sallie May was wondering if the duo would be interested in a threesome when they got older.
"Alight save some for the honeymoon," said Joe as the duo broke apart.
"He took out three knives handed on to Moxxie. "What are the knives for sir?" asked Moxxie.
"Time to skin it and cut out the meat we want to eat," said Joe licking his lips at the thought of stake.
The Trio of men jumped on the boar and began to cut it up. While this was going on Octavia watched Naruto, before a solid smack on her ass, making her her jump and bringing her back to reality. Octavia rounded on Sallie May with a glare. Sallie May just winked at her.
"Come on girls, we got fixxens to make," said Lin.
As they followed Sallie May leaned into Octavia. "Just so you know I like girls too," said Sallie May making Octavia blush, as she jogged in front of her
Octavia tried not to, but she found herself looking at Sallie May's shapely behind. She had never thought about it, but She knew one thing for sure She wasn't ready to share her man quite yet. Especially not with THAT woman.
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And Cut. So I'm gonna be honest with you all. I could leave it at that, but I fill like I could do more with the farm, but the Farm was basically gonna be a one off until we get to Helluva boss Proper which is coming closer then you think it is. Now I say this because I basically have Chapter 5 done, BUT because I fill like I could get at least one more chapter out of the farm, I'm going to leave it in your hands.
Also before it gets asked NO Striker is NOT going to appear until Helluva Boss proper.
Now that being said Chapter 5 (if I don't do another farm chapter) is a Banger in more ways then one.