Chap 2
Three years, three months, three weeks, three days, three hours, three minutes, three seconds, and three milliseconds later.
Jenna: *is walking to Garet's house and meets the woman*
Woman: Would you like to buy some bricks?
Jenna: No..
Woman: Screw You!! *starts hurling bricks*
Jenna: AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Dora: Isaac, fix the roof.
Isaac: No.
Dora: ^_^ *lifts him up and throws him on top of the roof* FIX IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: grrr.. Fluffy Poo, fix the roof
Fluffy Poo: *grabs hay from other parts of the roof and puts it on the holes*
Isaac: Good Bunny *gives him carrots*
Jenna: Hi Garet!
Garet: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses move as hard as he can but accidently shits his pants*
Jenna: EWWW!!!! I'm telling everyone about you shitting your pants!!!
Garet: *doesn't realize what happened* Jenna, get back here! *drags her back*
Jenna: Let's see, *looks at script* We're supposed to go to Isaac's house after a pointless conversation. Psh Fuck that Let's Go. *grabs Garets leg and drags him away*
Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, while they were going, they were attacked by a monkey that sold beer! Monkey: Want some beer?
Garet: Do I? *buys all the beer*
Jenna: Woohoo!
30 minutes later
Garet: wow, hic Look at all the boobs! *stares at a tree*
Jenna: Hic! That was some good shit!
Garet: Hehe Look there's a hippie yelling at the other hippie with the kitty!
They walk like drunken people and they go to the ladder
Jenna: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe We're on the stairway to heaven! *climbs the ladder but falls off because she is drunk*
Garet: Heheheheheheheheh *climbs up the ladder in an attempt to get to the top but the ladder breaks because Garet is very very heavy*
After about 40 minutes of trying to get on top of the roof, they get up there because a saiya-jin blasted them up there
Dora: You did a great job!
Isaac: I sure did!
Dora: Do you still think about the accident?
Isaac: Yes It was great when Everybody died! I wish video cameras were invented now since they're there in the future! I had a great time watching everyone die!
Dora: I thought so I was devastated when Kyle died.
Isaac: You miss Dad? He was an asshole!!! He used you for a sex toy and he keeps calling me a mistake and sued a condom company!!!!! He always ate all the holiday chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FRICKIN YEAR!!! HE even -
Jenna: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Pretty colors!!!! *faints*
Garet: WE're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *falls off the roof and the friction of falling down makes Garet's hair catch on fire* BUTTERED TOAST!!!! ^0^
Dora: *staring at nothing* Well, if it isn't Garet too.
Isaac: Mom I hate you you're just a stupid bitch that orders me to do everything. I hate everyone so go to hell mom!
Dora: What did you say?
Isaac: Nothing Woman!
Dora: Oh ok! ^_^
While Dora has her back turned, Isaac pushes her off the roof making her fall into a coop of rabid chickens from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. After that, Isaac walks over to the weak parts of the roof and makes the whole roof collapse.
Isaac: *looks around* Psh I'm not fixing the roof. The Damn woman can.
Isaac: Now Fluffy Poo..Time to plan our revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lightning flashes and hits Isaac* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *is charred completely black*
Fluffy Poo: O_O *hops over and licks Isaac's burns*
Isaac: X_X OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 minutes later, Isaac is now completely healed thanks to Fluffy Poo. He now goes to find Garet and Jenna.
Isaac: O_O *stuffs them inside a coffin and has Fluffy Poo drag the coffin all the way down to the inn*
Felix: Whaddaya want?
Isaac: You sure are pissy today now aren't we? Is it that time of month again?
Felix: You stupid retard I'm a guy!!!!!!
Jenna comes into the inn.
Jenna: Felix! There you are!!!! *Jumps on him and is ready to throw a punch* This is for eating the last cookie!!!! *punches him then grabs Garet and beats Felix with it*
Felix: X_X
They leave the inn to go to the old wrinkly man's house.
Saturos: You!
Isaac: You! *jumps on him and begins to beat his head into goo*
Saturos: AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL CHITLINS ARE ATTACKING!!!! Menardi: Yay! More lil Children!!! *starts hugging Garet*
Garet: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Child molester Child Molester!!! *grabs a hockey stick from nowhere and starts hitting her in an attempt to get away*
Fluffy Poo: O_o
Jenna: Bunny! *hugs Fluffy Poo*
After about 40 minutes of screaming, smashing, huggin,more hitting, more screaming, Saturos and Menardi start doing the Electric Slide all wrong for absolutely no reason.
Isaac: OMG!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!* starts flopping around like a fishy*
Garet: Hey! There's my house!! O that's a squirrel
Jenna: Garet!! You f**king dumba** !!! That's a stupid squirrel!
ECD appears with a bunch of crazy evil pink mercury djinn armed with darts
ECD: Ok, follow thw plot or I'll sick these lil boogers on you!!! *flies away on wings made out of cordless phones*
Isaac: O_O Ok let's go.. *grabs both Garet and Jenna and runs to Kraden's old moldy cottage*
Kraden: They frigging know too much frigging things about Sol Sanctum.
Jenna: Hello we're here to drag you away to the Sol Sanctum to lock you in there forever and ever and ever with Barney the f**king Dinosaur.
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Jenna: Aren't you supposed to bring Mythril bags?
Kraden: Where am I?
Isaac: You're in your yard.
Kraden: Who the **ll are you?
Garet: -_-; *burns Kraden to a pile of ashes*
Jenna: OMG! You killed Kraden!
They leave Kraden's smoldering ashes and go to the Sol Sanctum where Isaac gets chased by some random Healer dude wearing a Canadian uniform riding a cow.
Random Healer Dude: What's your business in the Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What's your business in Sol Sanctum?
Jenna: We're here to take all your cheese!!!!!
Fluffly Poo: ... *squeaks* (Yes bunnies do make sounds I have one and it purrs sometimes O_o No reallt they do sometimes they starts snorting at you)
Isaac: We're just here to go into the Sol Sanctum.
RHD: What's your purpose at the Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What's your purpose at the Sol Sanctum?
Jenna: Bwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Isaac: No really, We're here to explore.
RHD: What are you doing at Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What are you doing at Sol Sanctum?
RHD: Shut up!
Garet: No you shut up.
RHD: I'm keeping an eye on you! *goes behind the healing place and waits there*
Isaac runs like mad to get to the Sol Sanctum while the RHD is still sitting on his cow.
Isaac: Oooooooooo it's moldy.
They go in
????: This is our past so take a good look at it.
Isaac: OMG IT'S KRADEN!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around ripping his hair out XD*
Isaac: They call this the All mighty Sol Sanctum?
Isaac starts walking around and after about 40 minutes of screaming, running away, fighting, Garet eating the monsters thus driving them to extinction once again, more screaming, Jenna yelling at Garet and ripping his hair out, more fighting, killing Kraden and they came to the part where you have to move the two statues.
Kraden: Try using your Psynergy!
Isaac: Shut up old man. *casts move*
They go into the maze like room and find the green jewel that Jenna tried to steal from Isaac. After 2 hours of wandering around looking for the place to stick the jewel into the minotaur. Jenna suggested that they give it to her as an attempt to steal it but to no avail.. They finally get there after 40 minutes of yelling, screaming, getting attacked by monsters, Garet eating the monsters, more screaming and yelling, possibly some burning, They finally get to the place where there are many statues to be moved and in front of them is water.
Kraden: Use your Psynergy!
Isaac: You know what? Great Idea!!!!! *uses quake on Kraden and makes him fall in the water*
Kraden: Aww. I forgot about my Mr. Bubbles!!!! *leaps out of the water like a fish and hits the wall*
Isaac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: Garet, use move.
Garet: OK! *moves one step away*
Jenna: No Garet, the move move!
Garet: ?_?
Jenna: -_-; You know how to use it!
Garet: *is confused*
Jenna: USE THE DAMN PSYNERGY MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRESS A MOVE TO YOURSELF AND SELECT MOVE YOU DUMBF*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: Ooooohhhhhhhhh..... *uses move but moves nothing at all*
Jenna: ( USE IT RIGHT YOU *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *the bleep machine breaks*
ECD flies in using card board wings since she still doesn't realize that she is a Jupiter djinni. -_-;
ECD: YOU MOTHER ******!!!! YOU BROKE MY BLEEP MACHINE!!!!!!!
Isaac: Can't you use your author powers to fix it?
ECD: Oh yeah. *flies away on broken cardboard wings*
Jenna: I'm scared.
Isaac: Why?
Jenna: She might be one of those insane authors!!!
(ECD's head pops out of the ceiling of the Sol Sanctum)
ECD: AHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSANE GOOD!!! SANE VERY BAD!!!!
(ECD pops back in)
Isaac: Where's the damn Minotaur eyeball socket at?
Jenna: Oh, it's that statue you have to move. *points to the statue way down there*
(Isaac goes to the very end one the left and uses move to stick the jewel into the eye socket then..)
They hear a sound of shifting rocks They go into the inner chambers to the Sanctum.
Kraden: OMG! LOOK! IT'S THE PICTURE OF SOL!!!
Isaac: You mean the sun.
Kraden: NO!!!!! SOL IS GOOD!!!! SUN BAD!!!!!!!
Jenna: IT'S THE SAME FRICKIN THING!!!!!
Garet: Garet wants to know what a sun is.
Jenna: You know that big ball of light that's always there in the day time that you tried to jump into but ended up leaping off the waterfall, yep that's the sun.
Garet: *hiss* SUN IS VERY EVIL!!! LOOK WHAT IT DID TO GARET!!!! *points to a scar on his forehead most likely from a sharp rock*
Isaac: So that's where the line came from. I thought it was a wrinkle.
Kraden: WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE NEXT ROOM???
(they go)
Kraden: OMG!! We found a picture of Luna! Isn't she sexy? *jumps around like a giddy school girl and starts kissing the picture of the moon.*
Isaac: You f*cking retard! That's just the damn moon!!! Luna and moon is the same thing!!!!!
Jenna: @_@ Pretty moon....... *starts petting it*
Garet: What's a moon?
Isaac: Remember that half eaten sugar cookie up in the sky that you claimed will fall down from the sky so you can eat it? Yeah that's the moon.
Garet: Cookie right there in front of Garet!!!! YAY!!!! *tries to eat it but ends up getting a chunk of rock getting stuck between his teeth*
Isaac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraden: Go to the other room now. *grabs the three of them and tosses them down the stairs*
Jenna: He's probably only kicking us down here so he can be alone with his precious moon.
Isaac: O_O EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pukes*
(back up stairs to the moon room)
Kraden: *is taking a bunch of pictures of the thing* WOOHOO!!!! THESE WILL BE THE GREATEST PORNO PICTURES IN THE WORLD!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
(back to the lower chambers)
Isaac: Sooooooooooooooooo... What to do. What to do. *scoots near to Jenna*
Jenna: Hello there se-
(ECD bumps in between them)
ECD: Hey, hey!! I'm trying to keep it PG-13 people so *separates them before they get too close* there we go! *flies away on paper wings*
Isaac: Ok let's finish this chapter before ECD tortures us in more.
They go to the next room where there are two statues with the glowing orb thingies and The giant statue with the plate. Isaac pushes them into the right spot and accidentally falls into the hole made by the two lights and he lands only about 5 feet from the surface of the hole so it wasn't that bad for him. (Why do they make the hole seem endless?) After Jenna and Garet help him back up, they proceed in pushing the statue down the hole.
Isaac: YAY!!! WE BEAT THE DUNGEON!!!
Jenna: YOU RETARD!!! WE DIDN'T BEAT THE DUNGEON!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: Garet thinks we shoulds go to the next room. Bucha Bucha!!!!
Jenna: O_O Do you have a speaking problem?
Garet: Don't know I!!! ^______________________________^
They go into the next room and they push the statues into their rightful spots to make the mystical music happen, then Kraden stops taking "porno" pictures and THE PICTURE OF LUNA TURNED INTO SOL!!!! Kraden: *starts crying like a giddy school girl* MY BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Isaac: O_O You stupid ******* THAT WAS JUST THE MOON!!!! YOU RETARD!!!!
Kraden: Let's go to the next room and see what happened.
They walk into the next room.
Kraden: OMG!!! LUNA YOU'RE BACK!!! *starts taking pictures of the "lady"*
Jenna: @_@ oooooooo pretty light thingy.. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets sucked into the light vortex thingy that transports you to the Star place*
Isaac: WAIT FOR ME!!!!!! *leaps in*
Garet: Are we going swimming? WOOHOO GARET'S JUMPING IN!!!! *Strips down to his boxers and leaps into the light*
Kraden: I feel alone. *leaps in*
Jenna: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down* X_O Owwwwwww...
Isaac: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on top of the door* X_O OWIES!!!
Garet: ^_____^ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *amazingly lands on his butt* LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Kraden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the water* AIEE!!! *swims back out and leaps out of the water like a fishie* *crying yet again like a giddy school girl* OMG!! I GOT MY CLOTHES WET!!!
Isaac: Help me!!! *is still stuck up on the top of the door thing*
Jenna: Jump Fido jump! XD
Isaac: *whining like a dog then takes a chance and leaps like a dog and then just drops* X_O OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraden: GO GET THE STARS!!!!!!! *starts jumping and chanting like an Indian* Bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha!!!
Isaac: WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps from rock pillar to rock pillar like a monkey*
Garet: HELP ME!!! *is hanging on the edge of a pillar*
Isaac: *leaps back to garet, puts him on his shoulders and leaps away once more* YAY!!! A PRETTY STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooooo pretty. *snatches it from it's spot* YAY!!! *gollum* precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssss. my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..... *is hit by a fan*
????: grr.grrrr..*is drooling*
Isaac: EEP! *hides behind Garet and tries to use him as a shield but to no avail* OMG!! IT'S VENOM!!!!!!!!!
Venom: *hiss* Roar!! *launches her tiny body at the two but is sort of fat and can't really do so. O-o*
Garet: Holy butt and Porno movies!!! IT'S VENOM!!! *hugs the fat lil midget*
Venom: O_O *tries wriggling away from Garet* Ahh f*cking cheese nuts I'm stuck.
Isaac: EEP!!! GARET LET GO OF THAT THING YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE'S IT'S BEEN!!! ECD COULD'VE PICKED IT UP FROM A MENTAL ASYLUM FOR ANIMALS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around like a child about to be molested by Michael Jackson*
ECD: HEY!! *takes Venom and puts her back into the ECD realm aka her world deerrrrr* GET ALL THE STARS NOW!!!!!
Isaac: Fine fine. -_-+ *goes and gets the Mercury star, and right when he's about to get the Jupiter star, he sees Saturos, Menardi being a blonde, some dude in Felix's clothes wearing a really freaky Cher mask since I ran out of masks and Alex appears right before him*
Alex: Hello.^_^ I'm Michael Jackson!
Garet/Isaac: *even more scared* OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Alex: -_-+ Dude, I don't like touching you little children like that unlike some really sick pervert. Now give me the damn star you little pieces of fart!
Isaac: Here *tosses it to him and it falls into the water* XD
Alex: O_O SOMEONE GO GET IT!!
Saturos: Get it yourself. You're a mercury adept you know.
Alex: I REFUSE TO RUIN THIS GORGEOUS HAIR OF MINE!!! *flips it*
Saturos: Use this thing. *tosses him a fishing rod*
Alex: ?_? What am I supposed to do with this?
Saturos: YOU RETARD!!! GET THE STARS!!!
Alex: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. *uses the rod cough cough and fishes out the stars that now have seaweed on them* Get us the last star now!!!!!!!
ECD: GOT IT!!! *holds up and piece of lint* YAY ANOTHER ONE FOR MY LINT COLLECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Menardi: *talking on her cell phone* Like omigod! No.. like seriously? Aww. like I totally wanted to go the the mall and like some midget brat like stop me and like forced me to be in her like insane stories! Like yeah!!! ... OMG!! Like I hate little people who like are too like short for their age. OMG I like g2g like seeya! *is b*tch slapped by ECD* OW! Like what was that like for? :(
ECD: Psh. THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies away*
Menardi: B***H!!!! *casts Mad Blast on ECD giving her foot a 43928563489075834 degree burn aka it's charred black inside and out*
ECD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL PERSON!!!! *tosses Isaac the Mars star*
Isaac: ^_____________________________________________________^ YAY!!! NOW WE CAN FINISH THIS CHAPTER AND NOT BE TORTURED FOR A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: *picking his nose* Huh? HOLY CHEESE AND EVIL CHIBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wise One: *shoves his huge eyeball right in front of Garet's face* ^______________^
Garet: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints from shock, poor Garet being shocked by the Wise One *shudders** X_X
Wise One: Leave this place. It's not safe anymore.
Isaac: O_o *grabs Garet and leaps away like a monkey once more*
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The part where the volcano is erupting.
Kay: OMG!!! THE TIME HAS COME!!!!! THE MIGHTY FLAMING MOUNTAIN OF ROCK HAS SUMMONED US TO IT'S FOOT BECAUSE IT WANTS US TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet's lil bro: (I forgot his name can anyone tell me what his name is?) We're here to pay our respects for the dead you baka!! BYE GARET HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!!
Garet: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?????!!!!! *lunges at his lil bro and gives him a hutrieful noggie X.O*
Garet's lil bro: OW!!! X.O
Garet's Grandpa: *outraged* What f***in h*** WERE YOU F***ing DOING THERE ANYWAYS? YOU STUPID F***ing DUMBF***! GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds up a whip*
Garet: ok.
Garet's Grandpa proceeds to give him 5o lashings but is way too old and weak so the lashings feel like a bunch of butterflies attempting to attack you. XD Garet: Hehehehehehehehe That tickles!! XD
Isaac: -_- ECD!!! YOU STUPID RETARD!!! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY LINES IN THE LAST. 7 lines!!! T_T
Then they starts discussing what happened at Mt. Aleph and the long boring conversation makes Isaac and Garet fall asleep and make Dora start wanting to kill the people to make them shut up and after about 5 hours ...
Great Healer: Isaac Do you want to go on this quest?
Isaac: Sure.
Great Healer: Good, *kicks them all outside* Now get ready and have some good night sleep. *falls asleep for no reason*
(The next morning)
The two children are there.
Kid1: Why's Isaac and Garet getting kicked out of the town? Did they burn the town and smoke the ashes of the town?
Kid2: -.-; No. Our town is still all and well and Isaac and Garet are being forced to go on a mission to save the world.
A crazy demented looking cat runs by.
Kid1: O_O
Kid2: O_O
Then a rabid very demented dog goes after the cat and tries to eat it but dogs can't climb trees. :P
Kid2: O_O umm.. let's go and say bye.
Kid1: Ok .
They go to the town entrance.
Kay: Don't forget this! *gives Isaac the catch beads*
Isaac: Mama. *gets all teary eyed*
Garet's lil bro: Here Isaac! *gives him the evil evil feared tunic*
Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay: Don't drink from any stinky and smelly sewage water Garet.
Garet's lil bro: Garet, don't eat everything in sight. *sweatdrops as he watches Garet eat the town entrance gate*
Garet: ok *burp*
Townsfolk: BYE!!
Garet and Isaac leave.
Isaac: @_@ Ooooooooo shinyyyy..*tries to touch the "shiny"*
Flint: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DJINN MOLESTER!!!
Isaac: ^____^ *waves at Flint*
Flint: HELP ME!!!
Garet: Hey! He looks like a tennis ball!
Isaac: NO! MY DJINNI GET YOUR OWN!!! *starts petting Flint like Dr. Evil petting Mr. Picklesworth* ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!! *pinky*
Flint: ^_____________^ YAY!!! SOMEONE WHO WON'T MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M FAT!!!!
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ECD: YAY!!! I'm done but the ending sucked T_T
Arctic: -.-; Yes yes it did.
Venom: I am the ruler of the underworld!!! FEAR ME!!!!
Aerial: When I grow up I want to be a tree!
Ryu: *purrr* ^_______________^ *follows Picard*
Picard: T_T HELP ME!!!! THIS EVIL RABID DJINNI IS AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!
Felix: XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Diamond: I know how to speaky Chinese! Djvnagoierng ncioqeunflananm jafhoibvcduvbo fniawnf
Ryu: That's not Chinese you retard! That's gibberish.
Diamond: O_O I LEARNED A NEW LANGUAGE!! Kjasdnfhjewhjwqr eqijwhjiwqnfijeh
Venom: COME MY MINIONS!!!
Her minions are a bunch of pickles that have toothpicks stuck in them to resemble legs and arms
Venom: I SAID COME!!!!!
A pickle minion falls over.
ECD: Dude, you're not the ruler of the underworld.
A full moon appears
ECD: O_O OMG!!! IT'S THE FULL MOON!!!
Venom: What happens during the full moon? *starts shaking and changes form and turns into a dog*
Venom: ^_____________________^ Woof! *walks around mindlessly and bumps into the wall*
ECD: OMG!!! VENOM'S BECOME A MINDLESS IDIOT!!!
Arctic: O_O *remembers a flashback from when Venom turned into a were dog* I DON'T WANT TO BE THROWN INTO THE HAPPY PINK AND PURPLE SPARKLY ROOM OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECD: *running while holding muses* R+R OR YOU SHALL BE THROWN INTO THE HAPPY PINK AND PURPLE SPARKLY ROOM OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three years, three months, three weeks, three days, three hours, three minutes, three seconds, and three milliseconds later.
Jenna: *is walking to Garet's house and meets the woman*
Woman: Would you like to buy some bricks?
Jenna: No..
Woman: Screw You!! *starts hurling bricks*
Jenna: AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Dora: Isaac, fix the roof.
Isaac: No.
Dora: ^_^ *lifts him up and throws him on top of the roof* FIX IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: grrr.. Fluffy Poo, fix the roof
Fluffy Poo: *grabs hay from other parts of the roof and puts it on the holes*
Isaac: Good Bunny *gives him carrots*
Jenna: Hi Garet!
Garet: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses move as hard as he can but accidently shits his pants*
Jenna: EWWW!!!! I'm telling everyone about you shitting your pants!!!
Garet: *doesn't realize what happened* Jenna, get back here! *drags her back*
Jenna: Let's see, *looks at script* We're supposed to go to Isaac's house after a pointless conversation. Psh Fuck that Let's Go. *grabs Garets leg and drags him away*
Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, while they were going, they were attacked by a monkey that sold beer! Monkey: Want some beer?
Garet: Do I? *buys all the beer*
Jenna: Woohoo!
30 minutes later
Garet: wow, hic Look at all the boobs! *stares at a tree*
Jenna: Hic! That was some good shit!
Garet: Hehe Look there's a hippie yelling at the other hippie with the kitty!
They walk like drunken people and they go to the ladder
Jenna: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe We're on the stairway to heaven! *climbs the ladder but falls off because she is drunk*
Garet: Heheheheheheheheh *climbs up the ladder in an attempt to get to the top but the ladder breaks because Garet is very very heavy*
After about 40 minutes of trying to get on top of the roof, they get up there because a saiya-jin blasted them up there
Dora: You did a great job!
Isaac: I sure did!
Dora: Do you still think about the accident?
Isaac: Yes It was great when Everybody died! I wish video cameras were invented now since they're there in the future! I had a great time watching everyone die!
Dora: I thought so I was devastated when Kyle died.
Isaac: You miss Dad? He was an asshole!!! He used you for a sex toy and he keeps calling me a mistake and sued a condom company!!!!! He always ate all the holiday chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY FRICKIN YEAR!!! HE even -
Jenna: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Pretty colors!!!! *faints*
Garet: WE're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *falls off the roof and the friction of falling down makes Garet's hair catch on fire* BUTTERED TOAST!!!! ^0^
Dora: *staring at nothing* Well, if it isn't Garet too.
Isaac: Mom I hate you you're just a stupid bitch that orders me to do everything. I hate everyone so go to hell mom!
Dora: What did you say?
Isaac: Nothing Woman!
Dora: Oh ok! ^_^
While Dora has her back turned, Isaac pushes her off the roof making her fall into a coop of rabid chickens from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. After that, Isaac walks over to the weak parts of the roof and makes the whole roof collapse.
Isaac: *looks around* Psh I'm not fixing the roof. The Damn woman can.
Isaac: Now Fluffy Poo..Time to plan our revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lightning flashes and hits Isaac* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *is charred completely black*
Fluffy Poo: O_O *hops over and licks Isaac's burns*
Isaac: X_X OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 minutes later, Isaac is now completely healed thanks to Fluffy Poo. He now goes to find Garet and Jenna.
Isaac: O_O *stuffs them inside a coffin and has Fluffy Poo drag the coffin all the way down to the inn*
Felix: Whaddaya want?
Isaac: You sure are pissy today now aren't we? Is it that time of month again?
Felix: You stupid retard I'm a guy!!!!!!
Jenna comes into the inn.
Jenna: Felix! There you are!!!! *Jumps on him and is ready to throw a punch* This is for eating the last cookie!!!! *punches him then grabs Garet and beats Felix with it*
Felix: X_X
They leave the inn to go to the old wrinkly man's house.
Saturos: You!
Isaac: You! *jumps on him and begins to beat his head into goo*
Saturos: AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL CHITLINS ARE ATTACKING!!!! Menardi: Yay! More lil Children!!! *starts hugging Garet*
Garet: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Child molester Child Molester!!! *grabs a hockey stick from nowhere and starts hitting her in an attempt to get away*
Fluffy Poo: O_o
Jenna: Bunny! *hugs Fluffy Poo*
After about 40 minutes of screaming, smashing, huggin,more hitting, more screaming, Saturos and Menardi start doing the Electric Slide all wrong for absolutely no reason.
Isaac: OMG!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!* starts flopping around like a fishy*
Garet: Hey! There's my house!! O that's a squirrel
Jenna: Garet!! You f**king dumba** !!! That's a stupid squirrel!
ECD appears with a bunch of crazy evil pink mercury djinn armed with darts
ECD: Ok, follow thw plot or I'll sick these lil boogers on you!!! *flies away on wings made out of cordless phones*
Isaac: O_O Ok let's go.. *grabs both Garet and Jenna and runs to Kraden's old moldy cottage*
Kraden: They frigging know too much frigging things about Sol Sanctum.
Jenna: Hello we're here to drag you away to the Sol Sanctum to lock you in there forever and ever and ever with Barney the f**king Dinosaur.
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Jenna: Aren't you supposed to bring Mythril bags?
Kraden: Where am I?
Isaac: You're in your yard.
Kraden: Who the **ll are you?
Garet: -_-; *burns Kraden to a pile of ashes*
Jenna: OMG! You killed Kraden!
They leave Kraden's smoldering ashes and go to the Sol Sanctum where Isaac gets chased by some random Healer dude wearing a Canadian uniform riding a cow.
Random Healer Dude: What's your business in the Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What's your business in Sol Sanctum?
Jenna: We're here to take all your cheese!!!!!
Fluffly Poo: ... *squeaks* (Yes bunnies do make sounds I have one and it purrs sometimes O_o No reallt they do sometimes they starts snorting at you)
Isaac: We're just here to go into the Sol Sanctum.
RHD: What's your purpose at the Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What's your purpose at the Sol Sanctum?
Jenna: Bwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Isaac: No really, We're here to explore.
RHD: What are you doing at Sol Sanctum?
Garet: What are you doing at Sol Sanctum?
RHD: Shut up!
Garet: No you shut up.
RHD: I'm keeping an eye on you! *goes behind the healing place and waits there*
Isaac runs like mad to get to the Sol Sanctum while the RHD is still sitting on his cow.
Isaac: Oooooooooo it's moldy.
They go in
????: This is our past so take a good look at it.
Isaac: OMG IT'S KRADEN!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around ripping his hair out XD*
Isaac: They call this the All mighty Sol Sanctum?
Isaac starts walking around and after about 40 minutes of screaming, running away, fighting, Garet eating the monsters thus driving them to extinction once again, more screaming, Jenna yelling at Garet and ripping his hair out, more fighting, killing Kraden and they came to the part where you have to move the two statues.
Kraden: Try using your Psynergy!
Isaac: Shut up old man. *casts move*
They go into the maze like room and find the green jewel that Jenna tried to steal from Isaac. After 2 hours of wandering around looking for the place to stick the jewel into the minotaur. Jenna suggested that they give it to her as an attempt to steal it but to no avail.. They finally get there after 40 minutes of yelling, screaming, getting attacked by monsters, Garet eating the monsters, more screaming and yelling, possibly some burning, They finally get to the place where there are many statues to be moved and in front of them is water.
Kraden: Use your Psynergy!
Isaac: You know what? Great Idea!!!!! *uses quake on Kraden and makes him fall in the water*
Kraden: Aww. I forgot about my Mr. Bubbles!!!! *leaps out of the water like a fish and hits the wall*
Isaac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna: Garet, use move.
Garet: OK! *moves one step away*
Jenna: No Garet, the move move!
Garet: ?_?
Jenna: -_-; You know how to use it!
Garet: *is confused*
Jenna: USE THE DAMN PSYNERGY MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRESS A MOVE TO YOURSELF AND SELECT MOVE YOU DUMBF*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: Ooooohhhhhhhhh..... *uses move but moves nothing at all*
Jenna: ( USE IT RIGHT YOU *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *the bleep machine breaks*
ECD flies in using card board wings since she still doesn't realize that she is a Jupiter djinni. -_-;
ECD: YOU MOTHER ******!!!! YOU BROKE MY BLEEP MACHINE!!!!!!!
Isaac: Can't you use your author powers to fix it?
ECD: Oh yeah. *flies away on broken cardboard wings*
Jenna: I'm scared.
Isaac: Why?
Jenna: She might be one of those insane authors!!!
(ECD's head pops out of the ceiling of the Sol Sanctum)
ECD: AHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSANE GOOD!!! SANE VERY BAD!!!!
(ECD pops back in)
Isaac: Where's the damn Minotaur eyeball socket at?
Jenna: Oh, it's that statue you have to move. *points to the statue way down there*
(Isaac goes to the very end one the left and uses move to stick the jewel into the eye socket then..)
They hear a sound of shifting rocks They go into the inner chambers to the Sanctum.
Kraden: OMG! LOOK! IT'S THE PICTURE OF SOL!!!
Isaac: You mean the sun.
Kraden: NO!!!!! SOL IS GOOD!!!! SUN BAD!!!!!!!
Jenna: IT'S THE SAME FRICKIN THING!!!!!
Garet: Garet wants to know what a sun is.
Jenna: You know that big ball of light that's always there in the day time that you tried to jump into but ended up leaping off the waterfall, yep that's the sun.
Garet: *hiss* SUN IS VERY EVIL!!! LOOK WHAT IT DID TO GARET!!!! *points to a scar on his forehead most likely from a sharp rock*
Isaac: So that's where the line came from. I thought it was a wrinkle.
Kraden: WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE NEXT ROOM???
(they go)
Kraden: OMG!! We found a picture of Luna! Isn't she sexy? *jumps around like a giddy school girl and starts kissing the picture of the moon.*
Isaac: You f*cking retard! That's just the damn moon!!! Luna and moon is the same thing!!!!!
Jenna: @_@ Pretty moon....... *starts petting it*
Garet: What's a moon?
Isaac: Remember that half eaten sugar cookie up in the sky that you claimed will fall down from the sky so you can eat it? Yeah that's the moon.
Garet: Cookie right there in front of Garet!!!! YAY!!!! *tries to eat it but ends up getting a chunk of rock getting stuck between his teeth*
Isaac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraden: Go to the other room now. *grabs the three of them and tosses them down the stairs*
Jenna: He's probably only kicking us down here so he can be alone with his precious moon.
Isaac: O_O EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pukes*
(back up stairs to the moon room)
Kraden: *is taking a bunch of pictures of the thing* WOOHOO!!!! THESE WILL BE THE GREATEST PORNO PICTURES IN THE WORLD!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
(back to the lower chambers)
Isaac: Sooooooooooooooooo... What to do. What to do. *scoots near to Jenna*
Jenna: Hello there se-
(ECD bumps in between them)
ECD: Hey, hey!! I'm trying to keep it PG-13 people so *separates them before they get too close* there we go! *flies away on paper wings*
Isaac: Ok let's finish this chapter before ECD tortures us in more.
They go to the next room where there are two statues with the glowing orb thingies and The giant statue with the plate. Isaac pushes them into the right spot and accidentally falls into the hole made by the two lights and he lands only about 5 feet from the surface of the hole so it wasn't that bad for him. (Why do they make the hole seem endless?) After Jenna and Garet help him back up, they proceed in pushing the statue down the hole.
Isaac: YAY!!! WE BEAT THE DUNGEON!!!
Jenna: YOU RETARD!!! WE DIDN'T BEAT THE DUNGEON!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: Garet thinks we shoulds go to the next room. Bucha Bucha!!!!
Jenna: O_O Do you have a speaking problem?
Garet: Don't know I!!! ^______________________________^
They go into the next room and they push the statues into their rightful spots to make the mystical music happen, then Kraden stops taking "porno" pictures and THE PICTURE OF LUNA TURNED INTO SOL!!!! Kraden: *starts crying like a giddy school girl* MY BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Isaac: O_O You stupid ******* THAT WAS JUST THE MOON!!!! YOU RETARD!!!!
Kraden: Let's go to the next room and see what happened.
They walk into the next room.
Kraden: OMG!!! LUNA YOU'RE BACK!!! *starts taking pictures of the "lady"*
Jenna: @_@ oooooooo pretty light thingy.. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets sucked into the light vortex thingy that transports you to the Star place*
Isaac: WAIT FOR ME!!!!!! *leaps in*
Garet: Are we going swimming? WOOHOO GARET'S JUMPING IN!!!! *Strips down to his boxers and leaps into the light*
Kraden: I feel alone. *leaps in*
Jenna: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down* X_O Owwwwwww...
Isaac: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on top of the door* X_O OWIES!!!
Garet: ^_____^ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *amazingly lands on his butt* LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Kraden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls into the water* AIEE!!! *swims back out and leaps out of the water like a fishie* *crying yet again like a giddy school girl* OMG!! I GOT MY CLOTHES WET!!!
Isaac: Help me!!! *is still stuck up on the top of the door thing*
Jenna: Jump Fido jump! XD
Isaac: *whining like a dog then takes a chance and leaps like a dog and then just drops* X_O OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraden: GO GET THE STARS!!!!!!! *starts jumping and chanting like an Indian* Bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha bucha!!!
Isaac: WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps from rock pillar to rock pillar like a monkey*
Garet: HELP ME!!! *is hanging on the edge of a pillar*
Isaac: *leaps back to garet, puts him on his shoulders and leaps away once more* YAY!!! A PRETTY STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooooo pretty. *snatches it from it's spot* YAY!!! *gollum* precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssss. my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..... *is hit by a fan*
????: grr.grrrr..*is drooling*
Isaac: EEP! *hides behind Garet and tries to use him as a shield but to no avail* OMG!! IT'S VENOM!!!!!!!!!
Venom: *hiss* Roar!! *launches her tiny body at the two but is sort of fat and can't really do so. O-o*
Garet: Holy butt and Porno movies!!! IT'S VENOM!!! *hugs the fat lil midget*
Venom: O_O *tries wriggling away from Garet* Ahh f*cking cheese nuts I'm stuck.
Isaac: EEP!!! GARET LET GO OF THAT THING YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE'S IT'S BEEN!!! ECD COULD'VE PICKED IT UP FROM A MENTAL ASYLUM FOR ANIMALS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around like a child about to be molested by Michael Jackson*
ECD: HEY!! *takes Venom and puts her back into the ECD realm aka her world deerrrrr* GET ALL THE STARS NOW!!!!!
Isaac: Fine fine. -_-+ *goes and gets the Mercury star, and right when he's about to get the Jupiter star, he sees Saturos, Menardi being a blonde, some dude in Felix's clothes wearing a really freaky Cher mask since I ran out of masks and Alex appears right before him*
Alex: Hello.^_^ I'm Michael Jackson!
Garet/Isaac: *even more scared* OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Alex: -_-+ Dude, I don't like touching you little children like that unlike some really sick pervert. Now give me the damn star you little pieces of fart!
Isaac: Here *tosses it to him and it falls into the water* XD
Alex: O_O SOMEONE GO GET IT!!
Saturos: Get it yourself. You're a mercury adept you know.
Alex: I REFUSE TO RUIN THIS GORGEOUS HAIR OF MINE!!! *flips it*
Saturos: Use this thing. *tosses him a fishing rod*
Alex: ?_? What am I supposed to do with this?
Saturos: YOU RETARD!!! GET THE STARS!!!
Alex: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. *uses the rod cough cough and fishes out the stars that now have seaweed on them* Get us the last star now!!!!!!!
ECD: GOT IT!!! *holds up and piece of lint* YAY ANOTHER ONE FOR MY LINT COLLECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Menardi: *talking on her cell phone* Like omigod! No.. like seriously? Aww. like I totally wanted to go the the mall and like some midget brat like stop me and like forced me to be in her like insane stories! Like yeah!!! ... OMG!! Like I hate little people who like are too like short for their age. OMG I like g2g like seeya! *is b*tch slapped by ECD* OW! Like what was that like for? :(
ECD: Psh. THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies away*
Menardi: B***H!!!! *casts Mad Blast on ECD giving her foot a 43928563489075834 degree burn aka it's charred black inside and out*
ECD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU EVIL PERSON!!!! *tosses Isaac the Mars star*
Isaac: ^_____________________________________________________^ YAY!!! NOW WE CAN FINISH THIS CHAPTER AND NOT BE TORTURED FOR A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: *picking his nose* Huh? HOLY CHEESE AND EVIL CHIBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wise One: *shoves his huge eyeball right in front of Garet's face* ^______________^
Garet: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints from shock, poor Garet being shocked by the Wise One *shudders** X_X
Wise One: Leave this place. It's not safe anymore.
Isaac: O_o *grabs Garet and leaps away like a monkey once more*
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The part where the volcano is erupting.
Kay: OMG!!! THE TIME HAS COME!!!!! THE MIGHTY FLAMING MOUNTAIN OF ROCK HAS SUMMONED US TO IT'S FOOT BECAUSE IT WANTS US TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet's lil bro: (I forgot his name can anyone tell me what his name is?) We're here to pay our respects for the dead you baka!! BYE GARET HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!!
Garet: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?????!!!!! *lunges at his lil bro and gives him a hutrieful noggie X.O*
Garet's lil bro: OW!!! X.O
Garet's Grandpa: *outraged* What f***in h*** WERE YOU F***ing DOING THERE ANYWAYS? YOU STUPID F***ing DUMBF***! GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds up a whip*
Garet: ok.
Garet's Grandpa proceeds to give him 5o lashings but is way too old and weak so the lashings feel like a bunch of butterflies attempting to attack you. XD Garet: Hehehehehehehehe That tickles!! XD
Isaac: -_- ECD!!! YOU STUPID RETARD!!! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY LINES IN THE LAST. 7 lines!!! T_T
Then they starts discussing what happened at Mt. Aleph and the long boring conversation makes Isaac and Garet fall asleep and make Dora start wanting to kill the people to make them shut up and after about 5 hours ...
Great Healer: Isaac Do you want to go on this quest?
Isaac: Sure.
Great Healer: Good, *kicks them all outside* Now get ready and have some good night sleep. *falls asleep for no reason*
(The next morning)
The two children are there.
Kid1: Why's Isaac and Garet getting kicked out of the town? Did they burn the town and smoke the ashes of the town?
Kid2: -.-; No. Our town is still all and well and Isaac and Garet are being forced to go on a mission to save the world.
A crazy demented looking cat runs by.
Kid1: O_O
Kid2: O_O
Then a rabid very demented dog goes after the cat and tries to eat it but dogs can't climb trees. :P
Kid2: O_O umm.. let's go and say bye.
Kid1: Ok .
They go to the town entrance.
Kay: Don't forget this! *gives Isaac the catch beads*
Isaac: Mama. *gets all teary eyed*
Garet's lil bro: Here Isaac! *gives him the evil evil feared tunic*
Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay: Don't drink from any stinky and smelly sewage water Garet.
Garet's lil bro: Garet, don't eat everything in sight. *sweatdrops as he watches Garet eat the town entrance gate*
Garet: ok *burp*
Townsfolk: BYE!!
Garet and Isaac leave.
Isaac: @_@ Ooooooooo shinyyyy..*tries to touch the "shiny"*
Flint: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DJINN MOLESTER!!!
Isaac: ^____^ *waves at Flint*
Flint: HELP ME!!!
Garet: Hey! He looks like a tennis ball!
Isaac: NO! MY DJINNI GET YOUR OWN!!! *starts petting Flint like Dr. Evil petting Mr. Picklesworth* ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!! *pinky*
Flint: ^_____________^ YAY!!! SOMEONE WHO WON'T MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M FAT!!!!
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ECD: YAY!!! I'm done but the ending sucked T_T
Arctic: -.-; Yes yes it did.
Venom: I am the ruler of the underworld!!! FEAR ME!!!!
Aerial: When I grow up I want to be a tree!
Ryu: *purrr* ^_______________^ *follows Picard*
Picard: T_T HELP ME!!!! THIS EVIL RABID DJINNI IS AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!
Felix: XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Diamond: I know how to speaky Chinese! Djvnagoierng ncioqeunflananm jafhoibvcduvbo fniawnf
Ryu: That's not Chinese you retard! That's gibberish.
Diamond: O_O I LEARNED A NEW LANGUAGE!! Kjasdnfhjewhjwqr eqijwhjiwqnfijeh
Venom: COME MY MINIONS!!!
Her minions are a bunch of pickles that have toothpicks stuck in them to resemble legs and arms
Venom: I SAID COME!!!!!
A pickle minion falls over.
ECD: Dude, you're not the ruler of the underworld.
A full moon appears
ECD: O_O OMG!!! IT'S THE FULL MOON!!!
Venom: What happens during the full moon? *starts shaking and changes form and turns into a dog*
Venom: ^_____________________^ Woof! *walks around mindlessly and bumps into the wall*
ECD: OMG!!! VENOM'S BECOME A MINDLESS IDIOT!!!
Arctic: O_O *remembers a flashback from when Venom turned into a were dog* I DON'T WANT TO BE THROWN INTO THE HAPPY PINK AND PURPLE SPARKLY ROOM OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECD: *running while holding muses* R+R OR YOU SHALL BE THROWN INTO THE HAPPY PINK AND PURPLE SPARKLY ROOM OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!