Chappy thwerr is now up!!
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Arctic: *whacks ECD on the head with his tail* GET THE DAMN DISCLAIMER RIGHT!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.
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Now after Isaac had found Flint, Flint decides to teach them how to use them properly.
Flint: Ok Here's how you get to see us! *pulls out a GBA Sp* See? *points to the screen where it's blank*
Isaac: I don't see anything
Garet: I don't either
Flint: GAH!!! I FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!!!!! *turns on the switch* now see here? *presses A* see the djinni?
Isaac: ^_______________^ CUTE!!! *pokes at the screen*
Garet: IT'S FAT!!!
Flint: Now here's how you put us to set! *presses R* see?
Isaac: Oooooo pretty silver thingy..
Flint: Here's how you use us in battle! *makes Isaac run around on the screen for a about an hour until a slime attacks* I'm going to unleash myself okie? *unleashes himself and beats the shit out of the Slime*
Isaac: YEA!!! GO ME!!!!!
Garet: T_T
Flint: See? Now you can give him to other people! *presses A and gives himself to Garet and amazingly is found sitting on Garet's lap as well* See?
Garet: YAY!!! I GOT THE FAT LARD BALL!!!
Flint: -_-+ Ok here's how to summon *presses a bunch of buttons and summons himself* See?
Isaac: Dude!!! I look so f*cking hot!!!!! OMG!!!! THERE'S A SPIKY RED HEADED GIRL THERE!!!!!!
Garet: O_O *whacks him in the head* I'M NOT A F***ING GIRL!!!!!!
(dust cloud fight)
5 hours later. -_-+
Flint: U_U That's the simplest way to use us! ^__^
FLINT JOINED ISAAC!!!!
Isaac: YAY!!! I GOT A LARD BALL!!!! *starts stroking it and them sits on Flint* GO HORSEY GO!!!
Flint: O_O *tries to move but to no avail..*
Garet: ^__^ HORSEY!!! *lifts Isaac off and tosses him aside and gets a box and ties Flint to it and gets inside* GO PONY GO!!! *dangles a carrot in front of Flint*
Flint: O_O CARROTS!!!!!! *tries to run after it but to no avail*
Isaac: DAMMIT!!!! YOU NEED EXCERSIE!!!! *gets into the box* GO PONY!!!
Flint: CARROTS!!!! *runs off and puls the box at the speed of mach 5* ^___^
Isaac/Garet: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FASTER PONY FASTER!!!!!
Flint: wheeezzzeee *plops down and falls asleep* Z_Z zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Isaac: *holding those big megaphone thingies* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUNGHOLE!!!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA !!!!!!!!!
Flint: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. *bites Isaac's ass*
Isaac: O_O DAMN YOU!!!! *runs around with Flint still biting harder into his butt*
Garet: POUR ALCOHOL ON IT AND PULL IT OUT WITH TWEEZERS!!!
Isaac: OMG!!! GARET!!! THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER!!! *pours a can of beer all over Flint and uses tweezers and rips himn out of his butt*
Flint: Yummy!!! Blood!!! Oooooooo look at the pretty ladies!!! *tries to jump on Garet but Garet moves*
Garet: O_O ISAAAAACCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR DJINNI IS POSSESSED!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from a very drunk Flint*
Flint: Come back woman!!!!! Runs drunkenly after Garet with lil hearts around his eyes and Isaac chasing after Flint to stick him in a tub of butter to make him shut up and the chase continued until the reached Vault!!!*
Isaac: YAY!!! ANOTHER TOWN!!!! WE HAVEN'T SEEN CIVILIZATION FOR ABOUT A DAY!!!!
When he said that, a bunch of covered wagons pulled by horses came running out of Vault and in the process, they ran over the hero, the dumb one, and his parasite.
Isaac: HEY!!!
Garet: HEY!!!!!
Flint: MOO!!!!!
Hammet: QUICK WE NEED TO GET TO LUNPA BECAUSE VAULT RAN OUT OF SPAM AND CHEESE!!!! THE TWO BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD!!!!! *WHILE HE WAS SAYING THAT, HIS 10 feet long butt crushed the three*
Flint/Garet/Isaac: X_X
Hammet's band of hippies then proceeds towards Lunpa avoiding the falling rocks from the volcano.
Garet: O_X *drags them all to the inn*
A day later.
Flint: WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is in a straight jacket that Isaac had put on because Flint wouldn't stop trying to pretend to be Chucky and try to stab Isaac with a pillow* THIS IS FUN!!!! *rolls around in his straight jacket*
Isaac: -_- *stuffs Flint inside his pocket*
Garet: ^___________________________^ I had a great dream last night!!! Jenna came back to me and we had great-
Isaac: OK.. That's enough. *duct tapes Garet's mouth shut*
They leave to go and find Ivan and find him they did. He was jumping around like a crazy insane person very much like me. While he was jumping around, he ricocheted off the wall and smacked into Isaac and Flint.
Ivan: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *notices Flint* CHOCOLATE!!!! *lunges for him but to no avail...* GET BACK HERE YOU FAT PIECE OF BUNG!!!!
Isaac: O_O *smacks Ivan on the back of the head*
Ivan: Grr. *pounces on Isaac and starts poking his head with a stick of butter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! =D
Garet: XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Isaac: *throws him off and knocks him out with an empty beer bottle* Crazy kid.
Ivan: *is now conscious again* O_O Crap!!! I forgot to use mind read on you guys!!!! *does so very quickly, in fact so fast that you could only see a blur moving around Isaac and Garet* Done!
Garet: Don't we have to get you your rod back since we heard it was stolen by three bandits?
Ivan: O_O MY rod was stolen????!!!! *is about to check his pants*
Isaac: OMG!!! DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Ivan: Fine! *walks into a random house screams of a woman can be heard and then Ivan's back out* You liar! It wasn't stolen!!!!
Isaac: God DAMMIT!!!! Not that one!!! The other one!!
Ivan: You mean Hammet's precious wand thingy?
Flint: Yes Ivan, the wand thingy.
Ivan: Oh F***!!!!!! MUST FIND ROD!!!!!!!
Soon they were off towards the inn and they found two bandits wearing pantyhose on their heads thinking the pantyhose will save them from Ivan's mind read.
Garet: HI!!!!!!! We're here to corner one of you, read your thoughts, go to the secret stash, and beat you up later on.
Bandits: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE CRAZY MENTAL KID FROM HELL!!!!!!
Ivan HIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: BWahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after one of the bandits, and knocks him over by throwing Garet at him* HAHA!!!!
Garet: WTF WAS THAT FOR????!!!!!
Isaac: Dunno, felt like it.
Ivan: *uses mind read* O_O OMG!!!!
Isaac/Garet: What???
Ivan: This dude's really disturbing but he hid the rod somewhere in the attic of the inn.
They leave the bandits and they climb the ladder to the attic of the inn. (is it the attic? I think it is) and they run into the big box.
Isaac: What are we supposed to do now?
Voice that is so obviously ECD's: Use move.
Isaac: ?_? Huh?
VTISOE:You know, the psynergy move.
Isaac is still clueless.
VTISOE: -_-+ Press start, go to the psynergy menu, pick yourself or Garet, find move, and USE IT!!!!
Isaac is very clueless.
VTISOE: YOU DUMB***!!!!!! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU????? YOU KNOW THE PSYNERGY MOVE!!!!!! JUST USE YOUR FRICKIN BRAIN AND USE IT!!!!!!
Isaac: Ok, *uses move* Now what?
VTISOE: Move it to the left.
Isaac: *moves it to the right* like this?
VTISOE: NO!!!!! I SAID TO THE LEFT!!!!
Isaac: Ok!! *moves it the right way* Did I do it right?
VTISOE: -_-+ Yes, yes you did. *voice disappears*
Isaac: Oooooo big hole..
They jump over it. They walk into the next room and see all these crates filled with useless junk they stole from the townspeople. There they find a dude who's all tied up in ties.
Garet: There's a dude there!!! A bunch of evil, evil brown rotten twizzlers are attacking him!!!!!!!! *grabs the dude and eats the ties while mistaking them for twizzlers* Yummy! ^______________________^
Isaac: Omg. You retard, you just ate a bunch of ties. How did you mistake ties for twizzlers?
Garet: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... GET YOUR OWN TWIZZLERS!!!! *continues eating the tie*
Ivan: Am I being forgotten again?
ECD: O_O Sorry.
Dude: Thanks for saving me, three guys that had pantyhose on their heads were attacking me with teddy bears of doom and - *goes on and on about what happened to him*
Isaac: Anyways where are the stupid bandits?
Bandits appear.
Bandits: DIE!!!!!!
Isaac: DIE!!!!! *throws Flint at them felling one of the Bandits*
Flint: OW!!! What was that for? Are you abusing me now?
Isaac: no.. not really, *picks up Flint and unleashes him*
Garet: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burns the the bandit repeatedly with a flamethrower*
Ivan: YOU RETARD!!!!! You have psynergy you know!!!
Garet: *uses the flamethrower on Ivan* HAHA!!!!
ECD: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *eats the flames and then dies* X_X *the body soon dissolves in the air*
Isaac: That was random, *gets hit by a hockey stick* OW!!!! *casts earthquake and makes the bandits fall over and then he uses his sword to beat the living shit out of the dude*
Bandit1: X_X
Ivan: *casts plasma repeatedly and fells the other bandit*
Bandit2: Is that all you've cmon!!! BRING IT!!!
Ivan: *picks up and crate and bashes him on the head*
Bandit2: *now bleeding* Psh IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT WOMAN! Ooooo now I'm supposed to be scared now aren't I.
Ivan: -_-+ *grabs a gun and shoots him in the leg*
Bandit2: X_O B**** THAT AINT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!!!!
Garet eats Bandit2.
Garet: Hmmmm... Yummy! *eats the other one*
Flint: O_O EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *repeatedly hits Garet in the stomach* SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!
The two Bandits fall out of Garet's mouth.
Bandits: *shuddering* That was very disturbing.
Other Bandit that's still standing: *attacks Isaac* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Isaac: *summons Iris* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! *nothing happens* what the? *tries again nothing happens* DAMMIT!!!!!!!! *gives the ceiling the finger* F*** YOU NINTENDO!!!!!!
Ivan: JUST KILL THE DUDE!!!! *sees that Isaac is still arguing with the ceiling* Fine I'll do it *shoots OBTSS in the leg*
The mayor of Vault and a couple other dudes enter*
Dude: Then, my bunny leap off the roof to commit suicide and I lose my eyeball every night and then, I become unconscious and I wonder why that happens so much is it called sleep?
Ivan/Garet/Isaac/Flint: SHUT UP!!!!! *use various psynergy attacks at him*
Dude: But then, my mom said I couldn't get a puppy because she said too messy and stinky but I got one anyways so there!!!!! *faints from talking too much*
Mayor: Omg!!! You found the bandits!!!! Come here and I give you a reward!
Isaac: YAY!!!! MONEY!!!
Mayor: *gives him a very black and burnt cookie*
Isaac: YAY!!!! A VERY BLACK AND BURNT COOKIE!!!! EVEN BETTER!!!!!
Ivan: Hey!!!! *leaps up and grabs it with his mouth* Grrr..
Isaac: *holding the other end of the cookie with his mouth* MINE!!!
Garet: *patiently watches the fight and waits for that moment* Psh you guys are weird. *Judo Chops them and eats the cookie* Thankies!!!
Ivan/Isaac: T_T
Flint: *rummaging through the crates of stolen goods* Hmmm. *picks up valuable jewelry* Shiny.. *puts it on along with a bunch of other shiny objects like bottle caps, coins, and a bunch of earrings* YAY!!!! ^_____________________^
Ivan: I WANT MORE COOKIES!!!! *notices a crate full of cookies* COOKIE!!!!! *dives into the crate and shoves a plate full of cookies in his mouth*
Isaac: HEY!!!! *picks up Ivan and removes him from the crate and dives in himself and eats a ton of cookies*
Mayor: *looking around for something* I found my vase!!!!! *holds up a pitiful looking cracked vase*
Ivan: *finds the chest with the rod in it* MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They leave the inn and Ivan leaves to go to Lunpa.
Isaac: BYE MIDGET BOY!!!!!!!
Ivan: *pounces on Isaac's head and repeatedly whacks him on the head* DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET!!!!!!!! *leaves*
Garet: Garet wants to go to that cave over there.
Isaac: Ok.
They go through all the crap to get up to the part where they can't move the stump.
Isaac: Move!!!!! *tries to cast move but nothing happens*
Garet:: lemme try! *uses move and it moves over an inch before going back into it's rightful position* O_O
Ivan: *appears out of nowhere and is holding a plastic knife like Chucky and approaches Garet* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!! *jumps into Isaac's arms and is screaming in his ear* OMG IT'S CHUCKY!!!!!!!
Isaac: O_O Dude, it's that midget kid!!!!
Ivan: ( STOP CALLING ME MIDGET!!!! *attacks Isaac with the plastic knife*
Isaac: *is just standing there unaffected by Ivan jumping around him trying to stab him with the knife* Omg.. *picks up Flint and throws him at Ivan knocking him out*
Flint: *rubbing his head* Omg!!! What did you do that for you retard! Now we're stuck here waiting for Ecd to show up and get us past this piece of s*** covered in vine!!!!
Garet: That piece of s*** could be chocolate.
Isaac: O_O
Flint: SUGAR!!!!! Isaac! Throw me over there!
Isaac: Ok! *throws Flint but misses the target and lands in the water*
Flint: _:(
Isaac: Flint let go!!! *grabs Flint's tiny body and tries to pull him off*
Garet: I found alcohol!!! *picks up a can of beer and pours it all over Flint*
Flint: O_O BEER!!! *let's go of Garet's @$$ before it makes him drunk*
Ivan: Stupid!! Not that kind of alcohol. This!! *grabs Forge and pours it all over him* See?
Forge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! I hate my life!!! Everyone is so cruel!!! I wanna die!!!!*grabs a stick of butter and tries to stab himself on the chest*
(meanwhile in the cave where Gust is at)
Gust: *holding a plastic ring in his hand* Precioussssssssssss No one will take away my precious everssssssssssssss...
(back at where the five people are)
Isaac: Ok, this lil booklet thingy says we should go to a palace.
ECD appears
ECD: WILL YOU STOP USING THE BOOKLET????!!!!!! Well duh, you have to go to the palace! Now go!!! *flies away on a magic carpet with hordes of Evil Pink Mercury Djinn of Doom*
Garet: O_O
They go to the castle where the two guards are doing a very bad job of guarding the mansion. (Is it a mansion?)
Isaac: Dude, can we go it?
Guard1: Hey is that another dude who's going to Kolima forest to commit horrible suicide among the trees?
Guard2: Yep, Let them in!!!!!
They did the most obvious thing to do. They walked in! Wow..
The fat dude: Whos thze wee lil children?
Ivan: WTF?????!!!!! I'm Fricking fifteen you baka!!!!!!
Guard2: They're the people who are going to save us from this wretched curse!!!!
TFD: O_O Really? *they starts worshipping them* We are not worthy!! We are not worthy!! *puts the key on the table*
Isaac: What's that for?
Flint: O_O *drools Metal..
Garet: Whoa, Garet didn't know Flint ate metal.
Isaac is about to take the key until the TFD snatches it away.
Isaac: HEY!!!
TFD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!I tricked you!!!
Flint: O_O You're stupid.
TFD: :( Guards! Toss them out!!!!
Guards: Ok. *tosses them out*
Forge: That was nice, TAKE THIS!!!! *casts Flarestorm on the mansion burning it all down. Mwahahahahahaha Sorry I'm such a pyromaniac I enjoy burning things.* :P
Flint: Where's Gust? ?_?
Chucky appears.
Chucky: I'm going to kill you all so DIE!!!
Kenny appeared.
Kenny: Oh noe!!!
Chucky: Die!!!! *stabs Kenny*
Kenny: X_X
Ivan: OMG!!! You killed Kenny you f*****
Chucky: Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!
Forge: :( *roars as loud a as squirrel and bites Chucky's butt*
Garet: Forge was an @$$ biter? Garet had no idea!
Chucky: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL SQUIRREL!!!!!
Forge: Hisssss... *jumps on him and rips his head off*
Chucky: Ok, I'm going to leave now. *pick up his head, duct tapes it back on and runs for it*
Ivan: O_O We forgot to get my djinni!!!!
They use whirlwind on the wall and they find the cave. After hours of getting confused, getting butts bitten by djinn, they finally get to Gust!
Gust: Hissssssssss.. No preciousss...
Isaac: I call it!!!
Ivan: NO, He's mine!!!!
Garet: Garet wants it!!!
Ivan: NOOO!!!! MINE!!! *leaps after Gust and grabs him* Mine!!!
Gust: X_O Ow, quit trying to shoevme into your ear.
Ivan: O_O You lookie like a bird!!
Isaac: How do we get out of here?
Garet: I dunno.
Gust: OMG!!!! We'll be forced to live here and sacrifice Flint for food!!! He's the fattest. U_U.
Flint: Hey!!! Don't make me bury you underground!!!!
Gust: Go ahead I'd like to see you try.
Flint: Grr... *lunges for Gust but Gust flies away* @#^$%@@*$^#&*^@&*$#(@^$!!!!! _:( Call me that again and I'll kill you.
Gust: :) LARD BALL!!!!
Flint: Grr... That's it!!!! I'm dropping a bunch of rocks on you !!! *leaps up onto Garet's spiky head well duh, because that's the highest he could so and then, he sarted hurling stone spires at Gust*
Gust: O_O EEPPP!!!! *use Isaac as a shield*
Isaac: ^_^ *not noticing anything hitting him because of his armor* Hehehehehehehehe..
Flint: *leaps over to Isaac* Die!!!! *whacks Gust in the head repeatedly*
Gust: Hey *smack* you *smack* I'm *smack* going *smack* to *smack* pick *smack* you *smack* up *smack* and *smack* drop *smack* you *smack* good!!! *smack smack smack smack*
Flint: XD *laughs at the bruised body of Gust*
Gust: Take this B**** *dives at Flint like a hawk and drags Flint up the highest he could go and drops him* HAHA!!!! XD
Flint: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls onto the the statue of the crazy spoiled lady* X_X
Ivan: Well thanks you stupid retards. You wasted about two and a half pages of this fic by trying to kill each other.
Forge: T_T I didn't get to say anything at all!!!!!
Isaac: Omg!!! It's the crazy spoiled lady from hell!
Lady: *yelling at the workers* Hurry up and finish the god damn thing!!! You better build a pool and chop down the tret tree!!!
Builders: Shut up Lady!! *throws a hammer at her*
Lady: :( How dare you disobey your queen! *chucks the hammer back missing the builder and hitting the house making it topple over XD*
Isaac: O_O I'm leaving.
They are now at the barricade!
Isaac: How do we get in?
Ivan: Easy :D Hey Garet! The barricade stole the last burnt cookie again!
Garet: :( Garet no like you!!! *burns down the barricade*
Isaac: :D All right Garet!! *glomps him*
Flint: O_O That's wrong.Get off of him.
Gust: ^_____^ Flowers!!! *eats them*
Flint: =O How dare you eat the earth flowers!!!!! They're living creatures!!! You abused them!!!
Gust: Bite me. :P
Flint: *bites him in the @$$*
Gust: EEPPP!!!!!!
Forge: *curled up on Garet's head purring* Meow.
Garet: Kitty!
Forge: I want meow mix!!!! *sees Gust* O_O Birdy!!!!!! *pounces*
Ivan: Forge, you're not a friggin cat.
Forge: *licks himself* Huh?
Ivan: --; Never mind.
Isaac: Yay!!! Trees stacked up on each other!!! *uses earthquake and makes them topple over and fall in the water* O_O @$!& *suddenly goes insane* Oooo a turd with hair all over it!!! *picks up Forge's tail* Yummy! ^_^ *tries to eat it*
Forge: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Gust/Flint: O_O
Isaac: Come back turd!!! *runs after Forge*
Forge: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: XD
Ivan: O_O
Isaac: I got you now!!!! *bites him by the tail*
Forge: Hisssssssssssss..... *casts Infernos* Die!!!!
Isaac: *gets burnt* WAH!!!
Garet: Time to put his straight jacket on! *straps it on Isaac* ^_^
Isaac: T_T I wanted to eat it!!!
Ivan: Methinks we needs to go to a scary town.
They go to Kolima forest.
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! It's the tree people from hell!!!! Run!!!
Garet: No. It's the tree people from hell! Run!!! *runs but trips over Forge's tail*
Gust: Stupid! It's the same thing!!!
Ivan: Ooooooo Pixie dust! ^_____^ I can fly!!!! *leaps into the air and flutters around for a bit and falls down* I can fly!! *jumps in the air and is amazingly flying!!!!* WHEE!!!!
Flint: Fool! It's only a bunch of wires that ECD used to hold you up!!
Ivan: O_O Really? *looks behind him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gust: XD *gets back handed by Ivan* X_O Ow!
Ivan: :P *starts listening to music on his CD Player* ^_^ I love afi!
Isaac: Hey! Where'd you get that?
Ivan: Found it in ECD's room.
Isaac: Hey gimme that! *takes it a listens to music* ^_^
ECD: HEY!!! *takes it away* Mine! Get your own!
Garet: -_- Garet can't.
ECD: O_O *slaps forehead* I forgot that CD players weren't invented then. Now get to Kolima now!!!!! *drop kicks them there*
Ivan: @_@ Sparklies are here again. I are rich!
??????: ROAR!!!! *starts making them fall with waves*
Ivan: Nothing's happening.
Isaac: Me instincts tell me I are got to lie down.
Garet: ok. *drops to floor* like this? X_X
Forge: Yea. *falls asleep*
Tret: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I will eat you little children!!!!
Garet: Grr...
Laurel: *really really fake sad voice* Oh, please save Tret from killing himself! ~_~
Tret: I shall destroy all with the power of evil pink piggies!
Laurel: Aren't pigs pink anyways? ~_~
Tret: ROAR! How dare you mock me! *attempts to back hand Laurel but realizes that he doesn't have legs or arms so he just stops*
Laurel: I think that's all we have to say. (Their voices fade away with hints to bickering)
Isaac: O_O Yay! A doggy!!!! *runs over to the djinni tied up in the backyard barking furiously at them*
Granite: Woof! Woof! *snarls*
Isaac: *jumps over the fence and scoops it up* ^_^ Doggy!!!!!!
Granite: -_-;
Ivan: Can we leave this boring town now? I got bored to laughing and making fun of the tree people.
So they left for the evil tree palace of doom aka Kolima forest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ECD: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!!!! R+R
Disclaimer: ldksafnasnvruiv vifjdnviajndfvfjad
Arctic: *whacks ECD on the head with his tail* GET THE DAMN DISCLAIMER RIGHT!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.
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Now after Isaac had found Flint, Flint decides to teach them how to use them properly.
Flint: Ok Here's how you get to see us! *pulls out a GBA Sp* See? *points to the screen where it's blank*
Isaac: I don't see anything
Garet: I don't either
Flint: GAH!!! I FORGOT TO TURN IT ON!!!!! *turns on the switch* now see here? *presses A* see the djinni?
Isaac: ^_______________^ CUTE!!! *pokes at the screen*
Garet: IT'S FAT!!!
Flint: Now here's how you put us to set! *presses R* see?
Isaac: Oooooo pretty silver thingy..
Flint: Here's how you use us in battle! *makes Isaac run around on the screen for a about an hour until a slime attacks* I'm going to unleash myself okie? *unleashes himself and beats the shit out of the Slime*
Isaac: YEA!!! GO ME!!!!!
Garet: T_T
Flint: See? Now you can give him to other people! *presses A and gives himself to Garet and amazingly is found sitting on Garet's lap as well* See?
Garet: YAY!!! I GOT THE FAT LARD BALL!!!
Flint: -_-+ Ok here's how to summon *presses a bunch of buttons and summons himself* See?
Isaac: Dude!!! I look so f*cking hot!!!!! OMG!!!! THERE'S A SPIKY RED HEADED GIRL THERE!!!!!!
Garet: O_O *whacks him in the head* I'M NOT A F***ING GIRL!!!!!!
(dust cloud fight)
5 hours later. -_-+
Flint: U_U That's the simplest way to use us! ^__^
FLINT JOINED ISAAC!!!!
Isaac: YAY!!! I GOT A LARD BALL!!!! *starts stroking it and them sits on Flint* GO HORSEY GO!!!
Flint: O_O *tries to move but to no avail..*
Garet: ^__^ HORSEY!!! *lifts Isaac off and tosses him aside and gets a box and ties Flint to it and gets inside* GO PONY GO!!! *dangles a carrot in front of Flint*
Flint: O_O CARROTS!!!!!! *tries to run after it but to no avail*
Isaac: DAMMIT!!!! YOU NEED EXCERSIE!!!! *gets into the box* GO PONY!!!
Flint: CARROTS!!!! *runs off and puls the box at the speed of mach 5* ^___^
Isaac/Garet: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FASTER PONY FASTER!!!!!
Flint: wheeezzzeee *plops down and falls asleep* Z_Z zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Isaac: *holding those big megaphone thingies* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUNGHOLE!!!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA !!!!!!!!!
Flint: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. *bites Isaac's ass*
Isaac: O_O DAMN YOU!!!! *runs around with Flint still biting harder into his butt*
Garet: POUR ALCOHOL ON IT AND PULL IT OUT WITH TWEEZERS!!!
Isaac: OMG!!! GARET!!! THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER!!! *pours a can of beer all over Flint and uses tweezers and rips himn out of his butt*
Flint: Yummy!!! Blood!!! Oooooooo look at the pretty ladies!!! *tries to jump on Garet but Garet moves*
Garet: O_O ISAAAAACCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR DJINNI IS POSSESSED!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away from a very drunk Flint*
Flint: Come back woman!!!!! Runs drunkenly after Garet with lil hearts around his eyes and Isaac chasing after Flint to stick him in a tub of butter to make him shut up and the chase continued until the reached Vault!!!*
Isaac: YAY!!! ANOTHER TOWN!!!! WE HAVEN'T SEEN CIVILIZATION FOR ABOUT A DAY!!!!
When he said that, a bunch of covered wagons pulled by horses came running out of Vault and in the process, they ran over the hero, the dumb one, and his parasite.
Isaac: HEY!!!
Garet: HEY!!!!!
Flint: MOO!!!!!
Hammet: QUICK WE NEED TO GET TO LUNPA BECAUSE VAULT RAN OUT OF SPAM AND CHEESE!!!! THE TWO BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD!!!!! *WHILE HE WAS SAYING THAT, HIS 10 feet long butt crushed the three*
Flint/Garet/Isaac: X_X
Hammet's band of hippies then proceeds towards Lunpa avoiding the falling rocks from the volcano.
Garet: O_X *drags them all to the inn*
A day later.
Flint: WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is in a straight jacket that Isaac had put on because Flint wouldn't stop trying to pretend to be Chucky and try to stab Isaac with a pillow* THIS IS FUN!!!! *rolls around in his straight jacket*
Isaac: -_- *stuffs Flint inside his pocket*
Garet: ^___________________________^ I had a great dream last night!!! Jenna came back to me and we had great-
Isaac: OK.. That's enough. *duct tapes Garet's mouth shut*
They leave to go and find Ivan and find him they did. He was jumping around like a crazy insane person very much like me. While he was jumping around, he ricocheted off the wall and smacked into Isaac and Flint.
Ivan: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *notices Flint* CHOCOLATE!!!! *lunges for him but to no avail...* GET BACK HERE YOU FAT PIECE OF BUNG!!!!
Isaac: O_O *smacks Ivan on the back of the head*
Ivan: Grr. *pounces on Isaac and starts poking his head with a stick of butter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! =D
Garet: XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Isaac: *throws him off and knocks him out with an empty beer bottle* Crazy kid.
Ivan: *is now conscious again* O_O Crap!!! I forgot to use mind read on you guys!!!! *does so very quickly, in fact so fast that you could only see a blur moving around Isaac and Garet* Done!
Garet: Don't we have to get you your rod back since we heard it was stolen by three bandits?
Ivan: O_O MY rod was stolen????!!!! *is about to check his pants*
Isaac: OMG!!! DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Ivan: Fine! *walks into a random house screams of a woman can be heard and then Ivan's back out* You liar! It wasn't stolen!!!!
Isaac: God DAMMIT!!!! Not that one!!! The other one!!
Ivan: You mean Hammet's precious wand thingy?
Flint: Yes Ivan, the wand thingy.
Ivan: Oh F***!!!!!! MUST FIND ROD!!!!!!!
Soon they were off towards the inn and they found two bandits wearing pantyhose on their heads thinking the pantyhose will save them from Ivan's mind read.
Garet: HI!!!!!!! We're here to corner one of you, read your thoughts, go to the secret stash, and beat you up later on.
Bandits: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE CRAZY MENTAL KID FROM HELL!!!!!!
Ivan HIHIHIHIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: BWahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after one of the bandits, and knocks him over by throwing Garet at him* HAHA!!!!
Garet: WTF WAS THAT FOR????!!!!!
Isaac: Dunno, felt like it.
Ivan: *uses mind read* O_O OMG!!!!
Isaac/Garet: What???
Ivan: This dude's really disturbing but he hid the rod somewhere in the attic of the inn.
They leave the bandits and they climb the ladder to the attic of the inn. (is it the attic? I think it is) and they run into the big box.
Isaac: What are we supposed to do now?
Voice that is so obviously ECD's: Use move.
Isaac: ?_? Huh?
VTISOE:You know, the psynergy move.
Isaac is still clueless.
VTISOE: -_-+ Press start, go to the psynergy menu, pick yourself or Garet, find move, and USE IT!!!!
Isaac is very clueless.
VTISOE: YOU DUMB***!!!!!! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU????? YOU KNOW THE PSYNERGY MOVE!!!!!! JUST USE YOUR FRICKIN BRAIN AND USE IT!!!!!!
Isaac: Ok, *uses move* Now what?
VTISOE: Move it to the left.
Isaac: *moves it to the right* like this?
VTISOE: NO!!!!! I SAID TO THE LEFT!!!!
Isaac: Ok!! *moves it the right way* Did I do it right?
VTISOE: -_-+ Yes, yes you did. *voice disappears*
Isaac: Oooooo big hole..
They jump over it. They walk into the next room and see all these crates filled with useless junk they stole from the townspeople. There they find a dude who's all tied up in ties.
Garet: There's a dude there!!! A bunch of evil, evil brown rotten twizzlers are attacking him!!!!!!!! *grabs the dude and eats the ties while mistaking them for twizzlers* Yummy! ^______________________^
Isaac: Omg. You retard, you just ate a bunch of ties. How did you mistake ties for twizzlers?
Garet: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... GET YOUR OWN TWIZZLERS!!!! *continues eating the tie*
Ivan: Am I being forgotten again?
ECD: O_O Sorry.
Dude: Thanks for saving me, three guys that had pantyhose on their heads were attacking me with teddy bears of doom and - *goes on and on about what happened to him*
Isaac: Anyways where are the stupid bandits?
Bandits appear.
Bandits: DIE!!!!!!
Isaac: DIE!!!!! *throws Flint at them felling one of the Bandits*
Flint: OW!!! What was that for? Are you abusing me now?
Isaac: no.. not really, *picks up Flint and unleashes him*
Garet: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *burns the the bandit repeatedly with a flamethrower*
Ivan: YOU RETARD!!!!! You have psynergy you know!!!
Garet: *uses the flamethrower on Ivan* HAHA!!!!
ECD: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *eats the flames and then dies* X_X *the body soon dissolves in the air*
Isaac: That was random, *gets hit by a hockey stick* OW!!!! *casts earthquake and makes the bandits fall over and then he uses his sword to beat the living shit out of the dude*
Bandit1: X_X
Ivan: *casts plasma repeatedly and fells the other bandit*
Bandit2: Is that all you've cmon!!! BRING IT!!!
Ivan: *picks up and crate and bashes him on the head*
Bandit2: *now bleeding* Psh IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT WOMAN! Ooooo now I'm supposed to be scared now aren't I.
Ivan: -_-+ *grabs a gun and shoots him in the leg*
Bandit2: X_O B**** THAT AINT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!!!!
Garet eats Bandit2.
Garet: Hmmmm... Yummy! *eats the other one*
Flint: O_O EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *repeatedly hits Garet in the stomach* SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!
The two Bandits fall out of Garet's mouth.
Bandits: *shuddering* That was very disturbing.
Other Bandit that's still standing: *attacks Isaac* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Isaac: *summons Iris* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! *nothing happens* what the? *tries again nothing happens* DAMMIT!!!!!!!! *gives the ceiling the finger* F*** YOU NINTENDO!!!!!!
Ivan: JUST KILL THE DUDE!!!! *sees that Isaac is still arguing with the ceiling* Fine I'll do it *shoots OBTSS in the leg*
The mayor of Vault and a couple other dudes enter*
Dude: Then, my bunny leap off the roof to commit suicide and I lose my eyeball every night and then, I become unconscious and I wonder why that happens so much is it called sleep?
Ivan/Garet/Isaac/Flint: SHUT UP!!!!! *use various psynergy attacks at him*
Dude: But then, my mom said I couldn't get a puppy because she said too messy and stinky but I got one anyways so there!!!!! *faints from talking too much*
Mayor: Omg!!! You found the bandits!!!! Come here and I give you a reward!
Isaac: YAY!!!! MONEY!!!
Mayor: *gives him a very black and burnt cookie*
Isaac: YAY!!!! A VERY BLACK AND BURNT COOKIE!!!! EVEN BETTER!!!!!
Ivan: Hey!!!! *leaps up and grabs it with his mouth* Grrr..
Isaac: *holding the other end of the cookie with his mouth* MINE!!!
Garet: *patiently watches the fight and waits for that moment* Psh you guys are weird. *Judo Chops them and eats the cookie* Thankies!!!
Ivan/Isaac: T_T
Flint: *rummaging through the crates of stolen goods* Hmmm. *picks up valuable jewelry* Shiny.. *puts it on along with a bunch of other shiny objects like bottle caps, coins, and a bunch of earrings* YAY!!!! ^_____________________^
Ivan: I WANT MORE COOKIES!!!! *notices a crate full of cookies* COOKIE!!!!! *dives into the crate and shoves a plate full of cookies in his mouth*
Isaac: HEY!!!! *picks up Ivan and removes him from the crate and dives in himself and eats a ton of cookies*
Mayor: *looking around for something* I found my vase!!!!! *holds up a pitiful looking cracked vase*
Ivan: *finds the chest with the rod in it* MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They leave the inn and Ivan leaves to go to Lunpa.
Isaac: BYE MIDGET BOY!!!!!!!
Ivan: *pounces on Isaac's head and repeatedly whacks him on the head* DON'T CALL ME A MIDGET!!!!!!!! *leaves*
Garet: Garet wants to go to that cave over there.
Isaac: Ok.
They go through all the crap to get up to the part where they can't move the stump.
Isaac: Move!!!!! *tries to cast move but nothing happens*
Garet:: lemme try! *uses move and it moves over an inch before going back into it's rightful position* O_O
Ivan: *appears out of nowhere and is holding a plastic knife like Chucky and approaches Garet* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!! *jumps into Isaac's arms and is screaming in his ear* OMG IT'S CHUCKY!!!!!!!
Isaac: O_O Dude, it's that midget kid!!!!
Ivan: ( STOP CALLING ME MIDGET!!!! *attacks Isaac with the plastic knife*
Isaac: *is just standing there unaffected by Ivan jumping around him trying to stab him with the knife* Omg.. *picks up Flint and throws him at Ivan knocking him out*
Flint: *rubbing his head* Omg!!! What did you do that for you retard! Now we're stuck here waiting for Ecd to show up and get us past this piece of s*** covered in vine!!!!
Garet: That piece of s*** could be chocolate.
Isaac: O_O
Flint: SUGAR!!!!! Isaac! Throw me over there!
Isaac: Ok! *throws Flint but misses the target and lands in the water*
Flint: _:(
Isaac: Flint let go!!! *grabs Flint's tiny body and tries to pull him off*
Garet: I found alcohol!!! *picks up a can of beer and pours it all over Flint*
Flint: O_O BEER!!! *let's go of Garet's @$$ before it makes him drunk*
Ivan: Stupid!! Not that kind of alcohol. This!! *grabs Forge and pours it all over him* See?
Forge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! I hate my life!!! Everyone is so cruel!!! I wanna die!!!!*grabs a stick of butter and tries to stab himself on the chest*
(meanwhile in the cave where Gust is at)
Gust: *holding a plastic ring in his hand* Precioussssssssssss No one will take away my precious everssssssssssssss...
(back at where the five people are)
Isaac: Ok, this lil booklet thingy says we should go to a palace.
ECD appears
ECD: WILL YOU STOP USING THE BOOKLET????!!!!!! Well duh, you have to go to the palace! Now go!!! *flies away on a magic carpet with hordes of Evil Pink Mercury Djinn of Doom*
Garet: O_O
They go to the castle where the two guards are doing a very bad job of guarding the mansion. (Is it a mansion?)
Isaac: Dude, can we go it?
Guard1: Hey is that another dude who's going to Kolima forest to commit horrible suicide among the trees?
Guard2: Yep, Let them in!!!!!
They did the most obvious thing to do. They walked in! Wow..
The fat dude: Whos thze wee lil children?
Ivan: WTF?????!!!!! I'm Fricking fifteen you baka!!!!!!
Guard2: They're the people who are going to save us from this wretched curse!!!!
TFD: O_O Really? *they starts worshipping them* We are not worthy!! We are not worthy!! *puts the key on the table*
Isaac: What's that for?
Flint: O_O *drools Metal..
Garet: Whoa, Garet didn't know Flint ate metal.
Isaac is about to take the key until the TFD snatches it away.
Isaac: HEY!!!
TFD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!I tricked you!!!
Flint: O_O You're stupid.
TFD: :( Guards! Toss them out!!!!
Guards: Ok. *tosses them out*
Forge: That was nice, TAKE THIS!!!! *casts Flarestorm on the mansion burning it all down. Mwahahahahahaha Sorry I'm such a pyromaniac I enjoy burning things.* :P
Flint: Where's Gust? ?_?
Chucky appears.
Chucky: I'm going to kill you all so DIE!!!
Kenny appeared.
Kenny: Oh noe!!!
Chucky: Die!!!! *stabs Kenny*
Kenny: X_X
Ivan: OMG!!! You killed Kenny you f*****
Chucky: Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!
Forge: :( *roars as loud a as squirrel and bites Chucky's butt*
Garet: Forge was an @$$ biter? Garet had no idea!
Chucky: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL SQUIRREL!!!!!
Forge: Hisssss... *jumps on him and rips his head off*
Chucky: Ok, I'm going to leave now. *pick up his head, duct tapes it back on and runs for it*
Ivan: O_O We forgot to get my djinni!!!!
They use whirlwind on the wall and they find the cave. After hours of getting confused, getting butts bitten by djinn, they finally get to Gust!
Gust: Hissssssssss.. No preciousss...
Isaac: I call it!!!
Ivan: NO, He's mine!!!!
Garet: Garet wants it!!!
Ivan: NOOO!!!! MINE!!! *leaps after Gust and grabs him* Mine!!!
Gust: X_O Ow, quit trying to shoevme into your ear.
Ivan: O_O You lookie like a bird!!
Isaac: How do we get out of here?
Garet: I dunno.
Gust: OMG!!!! We'll be forced to live here and sacrifice Flint for food!!! He's the fattest. U_U.
Flint: Hey!!! Don't make me bury you underground!!!!
Gust: Go ahead I'd like to see you try.
Flint: Grr... *lunges for Gust but Gust flies away* @#^$%@@*$^#&*^@&*$#(@^$!!!!! _:( Call me that again and I'll kill you.
Gust: :) LARD BALL!!!!
Flint: Grr... That's it!!!! I'm dropping a bunch of rocks on you !!! *leaps up onto Garet's spiky head well duh, because that's the highest he could so and then, he sarted hurling stone spires at Gust*
Gust: O_O EEPPP!!!! *use Isaac as a shield*
Isaac: ^_^ *not noticing anything hitting him because of his armor* Hehehehehehehehe..
Flint: *leaps over to Isaac* Die!!!! *whacks Gust in the head repeatedly*
Gust: Hey *smack* you *smack* I'm *smack* going *smack* to *smack* pick *smack* you *smack* up *smack* and *smack* drop *smack* you *smack* good!!! *smack smack smack smack*
Flint: XD *laughs at the bruised body of Gust*
Gust: Take this B**** *dives at Flint like a hawk and drags Flint up the highest he could go and drops him* HAHA!!!! XD
Flint: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls onto the the statue of the crazy spoiled lady* X_X
Ivan: Well thanks you stupid retards. You wasted about two and a half pages of this fic by trying to kill each other.
Forge: T_T I didn't get to say anything at all!!!!!
Isaac: Omg!!! It's the crazy spoiled lady from hell!
Lady: *yelling at the workers* Hurry up and finish the god damn thing!!! You better build a pool and chop down the tret tree!!!
Builders: Shut up Lady!! *throws a hammer at her*
Lady: :( How dare you disobey your queen! *chucks the hammer back missing the builder and hitting the house making it topple over XD*
Isaac: O_O I'm leaving.
They are now at the barricade!
Isaac: How do we get in?
Ivan: Easy :D Hey Garet! The barricade stole the last burnt cookie again!
Garet: :( Garet no like you!!! *burns down the barricade*
Isaac: :D All right Garet!! *glomps him*
Flint: O_O That's wrong.Get off of him.
Gust: ^_____^ Flowers!!! *eats them*
Flint: =O How dare you eat the earth flowers!!!!! They're living creatures!!! You abused them!!!
Gust: Bite me. :P
Flint: *bites him in the @$$*
Gust: EEPPP!!!!!!
Forge: *curled up on Garet's head purring* Meow.
Garet: Kitty!
Forge: I want meow mix!!!! *sees Gust* O_O Birdy!!!!!! *pounces*
Ivan: Forge, you're not a friggin cat.
Forge: *licks himself* Huh?
Ivan: --; Never mind.
Isaac: Yay!!! Trees stacked up on each other!!! *uses earthquake and makes them topple over and fall in the water* O_O @$!& *suddenly goes insane* Oooo a turd with hair all over it!!! *picks up Forge's tail* Yummy! ^_^ *tries to eat it*
Forge: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Gust/Flint: O_O
Isaac: Come back turd!!! *runs after Forge*
Forge: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garet: XD
Ivan: O_O
Isaac: I got you now!!!! *bites him by the tail*
Forge: Hisssssssssssss..... *casts Infernos* Die!!!!
Isaac: *gets burnt* WAH!!!
Garet: Time to put his straight jacket on! *straps it on Isaac* ^_^
Isaac: T_T I wanted to eat it!!!
Ivan: Methinks we needs to go to a scary town.
They go to Kolima forest.
Isaac: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! It's the tree people from hell!!!! Run!!!
Garet: No. It's the tree people from hell! Run!!! *runs but trips over Forge's tail*
Gust: Stupid! It's the same thing!!!
Ivan: Ooooooo Pixie dust! ^_____^ I can fly!!!! *leaps into the air and flutters around for a bit and falls down* I can fly!! *jumps in the air and is amazingly flying!!!!* WHEE!!!!
Flint: Fool! It's only a bunch of wires that ECD used to hold you up!!
Ivan: O_O Really? *looks behind him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gust: XD *gets back handed by Ivan* X_O Ow!
Ivan: :P *starts listening to music on his CD Player* ^_^ I love afi!
Isaac: Hey! Where'd you get that?
Ivan: Found it in ECD's room.
Isaac: Hey gimme that! *takes it a listens to music* ^_^
ECD: HEY!!! *takes it away* Mine! Get your own!
Garet: -_- Garet can't.
ECD: O_O *slaps forehead* I forgot that CD players weren't invented then. Now get to Kolima now!!!!! *drop kicks them there*
Ivan: @_@ Sparklies are here again. I are rich!
??????: ROAR!!!! *starts making them fall with waves*
Ivan: Nothing's happening.
Isaac: Me instincts tell me I are got to lie down.
Garet: ok. *drops to floor* like this? X_X
Forge: Yea. *falls asleep*
Tret: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I will eat you little children!!!!
Garet: Grr...
Laurel: *really really fake sad voice* Oh, please save Tret from killing himself! ~_~
Tret: I shall destroy all with the power of evil pink piggies!
Laurel: Aren't pigs pink anyways? ~_~
Tret: ROAR! How dare you mock me! *attempts to back hand Laurel but realizes that he doesn't have legs or arms so he just stops*
Laurel: I think that's all we have to say. (Their voices fade away with hints to bickering)
Isaac: O_O Yay! A doggy!!!! *runs over to the djinni tied up in the backyard barking furiously at them*
Granite: Woof! Woof! *snarls*
Isaac: *jumps over the fence and scoops it up* ^_^ Doggy!!!!!!
Granite: -_-;
Ivan: Can we leave this boring town now? I got bored to laughing and making fun of the tree people.
So they left for the evil tree palace of doom aka Kolima forest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ECD: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!!!! R+R