Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: NarutoX Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well
What's up, everyone? So we're about to move into the next phase of this story. Most of the chapters I have done were basically stand-alone/ slight interconnections. Now we're going to move into the Prelude to what everyone has anticipated. The War with the V's
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up.
Review Response
Nicholas: Never seen God of High School. So Sir Pent by my own Definition would be a Warlord. And Cherri will be coming in soon.
Naruto: He can fight without weapons. He's not as good as some people.
Kunckle-Duster: never seen BNA or Kengan Ashura . I do want to see BNA. Anything made by Trigger is fucking amazing. Kill La Kill, PswG, and Gurren Laggan are the extent of my Studio Trigger anime. I know Darling in Franxx and little Witch Acadamia. Darling in Franxx we don't need to talk about and Little Witch Acadamia I just never watched.
: Valentino is going to have a tough time soon.
Gaby11: Thank you
AlphaWolf0017: Glad you enjoyed it. I plan on keeping it up for as long as I can
Dijnn: It's about to go down!
ChaosbeastspiritX: I'll take it under advisement.
Nathair1: It was originally going to be Moon-girl, but that seemed to blah! As for Valentino... I'll never tell.
Shin: I've honestly haven't shown Naruto's power for a Reason. Touched by death, Trained by Millie, Moxxie, and Stolas to a degree. A power that Rivals Overlords as well as the Influence. As for Fox-like abilities... I'll never tell
Dragon Blaze-X: Thank you.
DaftMerc39: The categories themselves made more sense to me since I'm sure that some charterers have the power or Influence and not both. Even Charlie WHO IS THE PRINCESS OF HELL was scared of Alastor and we don't even know how strong Charlie is, but I figure that she's pretty damn strong since she's the Princess of all Hell. Naruto's porn I'm keeping that to myself for now. As for the V's... Yeah.
Fenris Silverblood: Two things. One can I use your name for Loona's Clan It would fit with one of the Silver Hellhound Clans? And two The V's, I'll never tell.
HMV Black Templar: I was honestly a bit hesitant to go with Loona so fast. I'm moving the Chapters along at a slow pace
Calderoneric758: Yeah, but Naruto isn't back... Well, He hasn't started.
Perseus12: I'll never tell what the V's are up to.
NaruLemons Stories: I'll never tell
Max Moreno: I'll never tell
The Mattman4000: Ah. No, I was going more for Mass Effect 2- My favorite game by the way-
Gamelover41592: The V's are going to be the focus of the next Arc.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 7: Tick-Tick part 2
Location: Lust Ring
Place: Adror Hotel
Time: 0800
The pounding headache and nausea induced body pain, and dry throat were indicators that she was currently hungover. She felt something hard pressed up against her thong-covered ass. Someone was breathing on the back of her neck. It wasn't unpleasant. It was a nice tickling feeling. Even the sound of the slight breaths was pleasant to her ears at the moment.
Loona groaned as fully she joined the world of the waking. Instead of opening her eyes she instead decided to use her sense of smell and hearing to get a fill of what was happening. The hotel room was quiet, except for the sound of a powerful heartbeat that didn't belong to her and the breathing of heavy sleep that didn't match her da- Blitz's ragged snores. Finally deciding to open her eyes she looked around the darkened room and allowed her eyes to adjust to the darkness. The blackout curtains were drawn keeping all light out, but Loona could see pretty good in low-light conditions, she just couldn't read in them. Reaching out she reached down and grasped the hard feeling that was poking her in the ass. the Stupidly large 15-inch piece of bitch-breaker that belonged to her new boyfriend/ best male friend Naruto.
She had only known Naruto and his first girlfriend for a year but already she was considered part of their little trouble-making group. Octavia was surprisingly well versed in not only the Ars Goetia clan laws but the laws of the underworld in general. She found herself loving her new friends. Her new life that they were to thank for.
She currently had Naruto to think for the present soreness between her legs and the cum leaking from her overly stuffed womb onto her furred legs. Nearly 6 days of nonstop sex was worth it.
Untangling herself from the mass of limbs she hopped out of bed. as her paws touched the floors, she felt the coolness of the wooden floor shoot up her spine. The wolf girl Hellhound, stretched. She looked around the room. A few bottles of Vodka, a couple of cans of beer, and some shots. Why did they buy so much alcohol? Oh yeah. Loona wanted to try drunk sex. Not as good as the deep dicking she got on the first day they had come to the Lust Ring, but it was easily in the top three fucks Naruto had given her over the week.
She grabbed a towel from the Hotel's closet. She thought about the few times she and Naruto had spoken with Octavia. The girl had actually been a bit shocked that they called her in the middle of sex, while she was at a party no less. Octavia had watched as Loona's large breasts swayed back and forth as she rode Naruto in reverse cowgirl style. Loona even calling herself Naruto's cum dump bitch! While Loona was sure she was straight making Octavia watch as their boyfriend dumped a large amount of cum in her pussy had awakened another new level of arousal in her.
She walked to the bathroom and turned the shower to hot. She stripped herself of her red thong and hopped into the shower. The heat was enough to wake her up even more than she was a second ago. She grabbed her favorite brand of soap that Naruto had brought on their date, lathered up a rag, and began to wash herself up. Or at least that was the plan as she felt a pair of hands on her breasts
"Hey there Moonlight," said Naruto kissing Loona's cheek.
"Please tell me I didn't say or do anything stupid last night?" asked Loona. As she took her tail and wrapped it around Naruto's
"Nothing too bad Moonlight. You actually get pretty kinky when your drunk," said Naruto with a smile as he began to wash her fair.
Loona moaned in pleasure. For some reason, she always liked having her head petted and her heir washed by others. They stayed in the shower for another 20 minutes, enjoying the hot water, before they got out and dried off and got dressed. Instead of spending another day and night in the Lust Ring, they decided that they would take a day to themselves just to hang out.
Besides they had to return to pride from their impromptu vacation sometime soon.
Location: Pride Ring
Place: Imp City, IMP offices- Still not open for Business at the moment-
Time: 1200
Blitz looked at the applications for the only two people who had applied for his start up business. Immediate Murder Professionals. It was a pair of Imps. The girl looked like someone Blitz could hang out with and spy on when they have sex. Wait he couldn't do that. His therapist said that his abandonment issues were part of the cause of this.
"Well Millie, Moxxie. I like the cut of your jib, you're both hired!" said Blitz with a smile.
Millie gushed and jumped up before grabbing Blitz around his neck. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" yelled Millie over and over.
Moxxie smiled at this. "Thank you for the opportunity, sir," said Moxxie as he reached out his hand.
Blitz smiled as Shuck his hand. "We have a few more months before we officially open though so you two can get your rocks off at your other jobs until then," said Blitz
"Do you have a day that we can really join in Blitz?" asked Millie.
Blitz picked up their papers. "Oh, it's going to be a week or so after the purge," said the M&M Duo's new boss.
Moxxie rubbed his chin. The Purge was only a few months off. Normally his family, Imps, and Hellhounds would seek cover in the Lower rings for the day of the purge. The elevator system was disabled during that day. At exactly 5 pm the System was shut down because Holy energy interfered with the Demonic power system. The system often shut down in the middle of people getting people down to the lower levels. All in all, maybe 60 percent of those who resided in Pride managed to actually leave. The other 40 percent were on their own.
A few years ago, they had gotten caught unaware during the purge. The Father of the MNM family shivered at the thought. Naruto had been 11 at the time. They had ended up in a fight with An Affinity. An Artificial Angel that was strong enough to kill Low leveled Imps, Sinners, and even Hellhounds.
The fight had been rough. All three of the inhabitants of the MNM household barely survived the encounter with the Artificial Angel. Moxxie looked down at his left hand. It was all white. He took a hit that nearly took his hand off protecting Naruto before Millie managed to cut its head off. After that, they managed to get to a safe zone within the third level of the Pride Ring and seek Shelter in a sewer. The sounds of that night would forever be etched into the music-loving Imp's mind.
"I have a question it says on here that you have a kid. How old is the little devil?" asked Blitz breaking Moxxie of his musing.
"Oh, Naruto is just about 16, 17 shortly after the purge," said Millie.
"I have a kid about his age. My Loony would love to make new friends. She only has two friends at the moment. One is on a trip at the moment, and she ran off with some boy down to lust for a week," growled Blitz.
Before Millie or Moxxie could reply the door to the office opened up. Loona walked into the office.
"Blitz you here?" asked Loona.
Blitz lit up at the sight of his daughter. "Loona your back! How was your trip?" asked Blitz.
Loona blushed. "It was good. Ruto brought me here after we tried the house and couldn't find you," said Loona.
Naruto walked behind her and waved. "Yo.
Millie and Moxxie's jaws dropped. "Loona!"
Blitz pointed a finger at Naruto while jumping up on the table. "You! You're that kid that was with the Owl girl.
"Octavia. And I'm her champion," said Naruto.
"But what were you doing with my Loona?" asked Blitz drawing a shotgun.
"Blitz! That's my son!" yelled Millie drawing her battle axe and glaring at her new boss.
Moxxie got between the duo and raised his hands. "Now now Millie, Sir, I'm sure we can work this out.
Loona looked at Naruto and smirked a smirk Naruto didn't like. "So how many cubs do you think you put in me. Five or six?"
Blitz yelled and jumped into the air with Millie following suit. What followed was a comedic fight that is just too ridiculous for any person's mind to follow. At this point All occupants of the room ended up with some kind of bruising before they all shared some vodka and coke. Millie and Moxxie got to know their son's second girlfriend better, while Blitz told Naruto all the rules for dating and sleeping with Loona.
Apparently, Blitz was a big supporter of condoms. That and keeping a shotgun close at hand in case Naruto ever did knock up Loona.
Naruto glared at Loona who had the vestige of an angle on her face. He was going to get her back!
Location: Pentagram City, Pride Ring
Place: Outdoor ramen bar
Time: 1400- The next day
Naruto was sitting in a ramen bar eating some chicken ramen. It was hard to find good ramen in hell. One of the best happened to be on the East side of Pentagram City. The owner of the little open air was from the Elemental Nations. Some old Guy names Ichiruka Jiro. The original owner of the Ichiruka Ramen bar.
"So your from the Elemental Nation as well jiji?" asked Naruto slurping down some noodles.
"Is this your idea of dinner? I've hooked in better dives than this!" came a voice. It was feminine but was definitely male.
"Don't start with that mierda again! We're taking you out as a reward," came another voice. This was more toned to a female the first person was
"You would think the Princess of Hell would have all of the best of the worst things there is," said the first voice.
"I'd rather not rely on my royal status," said another girl. Who sounded oddly shy
"Got room for one more?" asked a voice.
Naruto turned to look at a trio who just walked up to the bar. It was two girls and what he assumed was a guy. He didn't know.
The girl on the left is a slim demon with muted gray-lavender-colored skin. Standing at 5'5 with B-cup breasts, Her hair is white and has a jagged, moth-like shape to the cut, with gray-lavender stripes at the ends. She wears a large, ragged dark reddish-pink bow with two long tails on the back of her head, which reacts along with her moods. the right eye has an ivory white iris and her sclera is light pink. Her left eye is missing and is replaced by a dark reddish-pink X on a slate-gray eye patch, which glows when she is angry or irritated. Wearing a dark pink blouse with a dark slate-gray peter-pan style collar, scalloped trim to the sleeves, and two buttons down the front. Her choker and skirt are the same dark slate gray. long slate-gray fingerless gloves and long stockings, which are scalloped with white at the tops and the tips of the toes. (1)
The second figure was tall, like 'Damn you tall' tall, standing at 8'3" a slender build, and looked like a furry spider, His fur is white, and he has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head, with splotches of light pink across it. He also has a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of his head. The light-pink outline of a heart also encircles his chest, the bottom point of which extends past his waistband and down to his crotch area. His eyelids are light-pink, and the color extends up to his eyebrows, giving the effect of eyeshadow, and his lashes are dark and thick. His irises are cerise pink. His right eye has a light-yellow sclera, his left eye has a dark sclera. He has a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possesses a single golden fang that sits slightly to his right of center, He has three cerise-pink dots under each of his eyes, which are intended to evoke freckles, although they are actually another set of smaller of the most noticeable features is a prominent chest. The chest is actually composed entirely of fluffy fur, however, the way it was pushed up gave the appearance of C-cup breasts his attire consists of a long light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, reddish-grey miniskirt, and long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots, accessorized with a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise-pink center and a black choker. On his top set of arms, he wears long cerise-pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, on his bottom set of arms is a pair of long white gloves.
Finally in the center was another woman. She was taller than the other girl, but a full two feet shorter than the man. Like the other two, she was slender. D-cup breasts have long, blonde hair, with lighter blonde highlights, which is tied into a twice-banded low ponytail. Her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl. Her skin tone could be compared to those of marionettes lips are black indicating either lipstick or that they were her lips natural color with vampireesk fangs being visible thanks to her smile and she has rosy, red cheeks, her pupils are red, her sclera is light yellow, and she has thick black eyelashes, both top, and bottom. wearing a black bowtie and black suspenders, with an untucked white, long-sleeved dress shirt. Over this, she usually wears a fitted red tuxedo jacket with dark-red lapels which were currently held in her left arm, and a pair of black fitted pants that did quite flattering things to her legs and behind. black and white saddle shoes.
"Charlie, Vagathe! What a surprise! I see you brought the ever-mischievous Angel with ya," said the Old ramen chef.
The woman on the left glared at the Chef. "It's Vaggie you old puto," said the girl on the left.
The old man grinned at her.
The middle woman- who took a seat close to Naruto -smiled. "Yeah, Angel has been doing good lately in his treatments.
"Yeah yeah, don't flatter yourself tots," said the tall young man.
"Treatment?" asked Naruto looking at the trio.
The trio turned to Naruto, the white-haired girl looked at Naruto, her single eye set in a glare.
"What's it to you?" asked Vaggie.
"I'm just curious," said Naruto.
"I run a hotel for sinners. The Happy Hotel. Our goal is to rehabilitate sinners and get them the redemption that they need to get to heaven. It's my dream to see those who never got a chance to be redeemed," said Charlie
Naruto laughed. Charlie looked down. She was used to this reaction from people. Her Parents, her friends, and the majority of the people who lived in hell. Even Angel who lived inside the hotel told her that it was impossible. Vaggie narrowed her eye at Naruto and began to summon her spear, intent on impaling him. Angel shrugged and waited for his noodles. This was nothing new.
"That's a great dream!" yelled Naruto
"What!?" asked the trio looking at Naruto.
Naruto looked Charlie dead in the eye as two cups of sake were placed in front of them. "People can laugh at you, they can spit on you, and they can try to say that you're a fool. When you aim high sometimes you come across fights not worth fighting. For everyone's dreams there will always be doubters, The age where people can dream of something better than the dark skies and look forward to only death is foolish. For A PERSON'S DREAM WILL NEVER DIE!" yelled Naruto. (2)
Several passersby looked at Naruto as he throws his arms out before they began to laugh at him and call him crazy and drunk.
"If you don't mind me asking snuckkums what's your dream?"
Naruto leaned back in his chair. "My dream is easy. The Abolishment of Hell's Hierarchy system," said Naruto.
Vaggie spat out her noodles. "Eso es aún más difícil que el sueño de mi amor!" yelled Vaggie.
"Hey sweetness not all of us can speak Spanish," said an annoyed Angel. (3)
"Do you really think it's possible?" asked a hopeful Charlie.
"Your dream. Sure, it's possible. Anything is possible," said Naruto smiling at her.
Charlie smiled. "Since you believe in my dream, I'll believe in yours. Charlie Morningstar This is my girlfriend Vaggie, and a patron at my hotel. Angel Dust," said Charlie reaching out her hand.
"Naruto, just Naruto," said Naruto taking Charlie's hand and giving it a firm shake.
"Naruto huh? I think you and i are going to be great friends!
The next 30- or 40-minutes saw Naruto and the others speaking talking and learning. Naruto exchanged numbers with Charlie and Angel and Vaggie reluctantly. But she let him know that he was an alright guy in her book.
Naruto smiled and waved at the trio of Charlie, Veggie, and Angel. They were pretty cool people. Charlie had even in
As Naruto walked to the station, he heard the streets go quiet. Naruto focused on feeling the aura around the area. Naruto shivered. The person who was radiating the aura was powerful. Almost, if not more powerful then Naruto himself. Naruto kept walking as he radiated his own Demonic Aura, not in a combative way, but to show that he was ready for a fight.
"That's interesting," came a voice from the top of a rooftop.
Naruto looked up and saw a girl sitting on the roof of a cafe.
"Who are you?" asked Naruto.
The woman smiled. "My name is Velvet. Overlord and Member of the Three V's syndicate. And you and I have to talk," said Velvet.
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And Cut. It's about to go DOWN! Things are moving to a point where there is no room for regrets and no taking back if something is said. Events moving that I'm people have speculated about, but I have not confirmed.
Also, be on the lookout for the Lemons that are on the way. They won't be part of the story itself, but a whole separate thing. The first chapter has been released to coincide with the release of this chapter.
A/N
1: Alongside her new DOD, I hate Vaggie's new design for some reason. It's simple, but the suit style really doesn't fit her.
2: A variant of Blackbeard's Mock town speech from One Piece. One of the best speeches in Anime history IMO.
3: I don't speack Spanish so I just used Google translate.