Chappy 4
LAST TIME ON GOLDEN SUN!!!
Isaac found a djinn that thinks it's a dog.
They go to Kolima forest.
Isaac: Cool, we found Kolima forest after seconds of wandering around. So what do we do now... Go in?
Ivan: Yes Isaac we're forced to go in. --
Granite: Grrr..... bites Ivan's $$
Ivan: ARE ALL THE STUPID DJINN $$ BITERS??????!!!!!!
Garet: Mebbe.
Gust: YEP! We were born to be $$ biters!!!!!
Djinn:
Isaac: OO
They go into the forest.
Isaac: Ooooo sparklies....
Ivan: I can fly!!!! starts flapping his arms and screams like a chicken
Garet: STOOPID!!! You can't fly!
Isaac: Methinks we gots to go this way.
Ivan: ECD??? What do we do next?
ECD's voice: Whaddya think?????!!!!!!
Isaac: I know! We push the logs into the water and hop over!!!
ECD's voice: Good job Sherlock.
The three idiots pushed the logs and hopped across the puddles as planned.
All: HEY!!!!
They walk around for bit. After 5 horrid days of wandering around, screaming, getting their $$es bitten, The djinn getting hungry, they finally got to Tret.
Tret: Link... you have come... I have very many nightmares many moons ago.
Isaac: THIs isn't Zelda!!!!!!
Tret: OO Oops, Well, climb on the branch and go inside my head.
Garet: YAY!!! We get to rip his brains out and eat his friend over there!
They go in his head.
Isaac: OO His brains wood. eats it it friggin tastes bad!!!!
Ivan: What's with the leaves? jumps on them and falls EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Garet/Isaac: point and laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH!!!!! XD
Ivan: crawls back up like a mad squirrel GARET!!!! THE TREE TOOK THE BURNT COOKIEs!!!!
Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! starts casting flare continuously until he can't anymore
Forge: Psh, Good job midget, you made Garet run out of psynergy.
Ivan: :P
They leap, they jump, they crash down to the bottom of this evil dungeon, they finally see a purple bird sitting on a branch.
Purple bird that's obviously a Jupiter djinn: cheep cheep!
Ivan: It's mine! grabs a shot gun and shoots at it
PBTOJD: Squawk! lays limp on the branch
Ivan: holds up it by the leg like those weird people who hunt ducks Yeehaw! WE's havin dinner tonight!
Isaac: Hey, what's up with that pretty colorful looking cloud flying over us?
As they squint to see it, that cloud was actually a swarm of millions of gazillions of gagillions, of trillions of billions of djinn flying to take revenge on those who have shoot their brethren with a shot gun.
Swarm: We avenge our brother!!!! they fly in onto the branch chasing the three heroes like an angry mob of buffalos.
Ivan: OMG!!!! The buffalos are back!!! Quick! Garet! Take a swipe at the dominant male!!!
Garet: WHICH ONE'S THE DOMINANT MALE?
Ivan: That one! points to the cloud
Garet: You idiot! That's not helping! takes a swipe at a random djinn that is unfortunately the dominant female
Swarm: OMG!!! You killed the bitch! You die now!!! the swarm then fly after them like a huge cloud of M&M minis engulfing the three and their parasites in a cloud thus giving them beating and the picking up the dominant female and flying off
Ivan: Hey! Where's my other djinni?
Gust: is hugging the unconscious body of the fellow djinni muttering WE's will pay back for what's they dones to yousssssssssssss......
Ivan: Gust! Don't touch it like that! picks up Gust and whaps him on the head
Flint: HAHA!!! XP
Granite: ?? Eroo???? scratches back of neck
ECD: Well? Aren't you going to continue? bites Isaac's finger and stays there like a tick I have very few communicable diseases! UU
Isaac: gasp You lie!!! Quick get some tweezers and pull this lil shithead off my finger!!
Ivan: grabs ECD's tiny djinn body and tries to yank her off WOMAN!!! LET GO!!!!! NOW!!!! yanks
Isaac: OW!!! You're ripping apart my skin!!!! bonks Ivan on the head
Ivan: Ow!!!
Flint: Dude, why don't you let the djinn take care of that? tackles ECD down Ready boys? Attack!
Soon, after a few seconds, there are sounds of snarling, biting, whimpering, more biting, kicking, throwing each other on the ground and jumping on the stomachs, tons of profanity, some more ripping each other apart, the winner emerges to be......... Isaac!!!
Ivan: Isaac? Why Isaac? He didn't even fight.
Isaac: :P She favors me!
ECD: XX
Garet: OO OMG!! You killed ECD!
ECD: hears a loud ding OMG!!! MY cookies!!!!!
As soon as ECD left to rescue her cookies, the three bakas went down a giant hole!
Garet: AAAAHHHHH!!!! is not even falling down the hole
Isaac: O.o
Ivan: slaps him IDIOT! WE'RE NOT EVEN FLYING DOWN THE HOLE!!!!
Garet: Oh, right. flings himself into the hole where the evil Tret tree is AAHHHH!!!!!! holds onto Forge for comfort
Forge: XX is suffocating
Isaac: Wanna jump together?
Ivan: Sure.
They jump.
Isaac: AAHHH!!!!
Ivan: is clinging to Isaac AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Djinn: WHEEE!!!!!!! 0
They land on Garet.
Garet: seems unaffected
Isaac: Oh, mighty ECD will you defeat this evil for me?
ECD: ( I'M NOT KILLING BOSSES FOR YOU! OMG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GAIN LEVELS! FIGHT THE BOSS YOURSELF!
Isaac: I'll give up my firstborn!
ECD: IDIOT! I'M NOT GOD! SO FIGHT! uses almighty author powers and forces Isaac to fight
Isaac: AAAHH!!! DIE!!! starts stabbing at nothing
Ivan: Isaac, turn around. --' casts plasma on Tret
Garet: MWAHAHAHAH!!! BURN! casts flare and the whole tret tree burns into ashes
Ivan: OO
Isaac: TT
ECD: Good job, you killed a tree. Now go to Imil and find Mia!
Isaac: Ok, lazy ass bitch making me o everything.
ECD: I HEARD THAT! gets out her plasma assault rifle DIE!!!! starts shooting wildly MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! disappears after a bit
Ivan: OO Is she gone?
Isaac: Methinks she is.
Garet: OFF TO FIND MIA!!
They go through the cave and find themselves in the snow!
Ivan: YAY! starts rolling around in the snow
Isaac: Hehe..... hurls barrages of snowballs at Ivan
Ivan: WHEE!!! catches on in his mouth and eats it 0 Anybody have flavoring? I wanna make snowcones!
Isaac: No, the Ecd wants us to complete this quest so she can go to McDonalds.
Ivan: I thought she hated McDonalds.
Garet: Naw, she wants to but man-eating hamburgers.
Isaac: Off to Imil! Brrr.....
After 34857893475 hours of getting distracted by the snow, wasting their lives playing in it, getting attacked by crazy bears, they finally reach Imil! (Finally )
Isaac: ECD? Where's Mia?
ECD: FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!! Don't forget the djinni hiding somewhere.
Isaac: I think I know where it is! picks up Forge I FOUND HIM!
Garet: HEY! GIVE ME MY SQUIRREL BACK!
ECD: --' This is going to take forever.
Isaac: pushes the snowman WHEE!!!! SLIDE!!!
They kept sliding around on the ice! After an hour of getting bruises and bumps, they found the djinni, Fever!
Forge: What kind of name is Fever?
Fever: ;-;
Granite: Ero??? takes a piss on Isaac and then it freezes because of the cold
Isaac: DAMN YOU TO FISHLAND!!!!!
They finally got out of the cave to go to the inn and heal because of many bruises.
Ivan: I think we have to go to the sanctum.
They go to the Sanctum and there's a girl jumping around singing the song "Barbie Girl" and a boy who's supposed to be healing everyone.
Girl: Mia's at an old hag's house. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world made from plastic, It's fantastic! You can brush my hair undress me anywhere. Imagination life is your creation! C'mon Barbie let's go Barbie.
Isaac: O.o
Garet: 0 I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World! Made from plastic. It's fantastic!
Ivan: OO
They leave because the little girl was becoming scary with her obsession with the Barbie Gril song and they go to an old hag's house.
Old Hag: HURRY AND HEAL HIM!
Mia: SHUTUP BITCH!!!!
Mia heals him with the peanut butter fairy.
Old Fag: I'm better now! 0
Old Hag: 0
Mia: ISAAC!!! 3 glomps Isaac I missed you so much!
Isaac: 0
ECD: What does this strange girl want with Isaac and will they ever finish this story? Will Ivan and Garet just stand there an do nothing? Find out on the next episode of DBZ!!!!!
(end chappy)
ECD: 0 I FOUND MY DISK AND I FINISHED THE CHAPTER!!
Arctic: Why am I suddenly fat?
ECD: P Because you ate too many tubs of butter!
Arctic: Oh yeah.... .
Picard: When do I come in the story?
ECD: In the next one. glomp 3
Aerial: has a brick tied to her head ........
Diamond: What ya doing?
Aerial: .......
Diamond: ??
Aerial: FOOL! GET AWAY! I'm meditating! gets hit with a hammer Diamond: --' Idiot.
Aerial: SHUTUP CROSSDRESSER!
(dust cloud fight)
LAST TIME ON GOLDEN SUN!!!
Isaac found a djinn that thinks it's a dog.
They go to Kolima forest.
Isaac: Cool, we found Kolima forest after seconds of wandering around. So what do we do now... Go in?
Ivan: Yes Isaac we're forced to go in. --
Granite: Grrr..... bites Ivan's $$
Ivan: ARE ALL THE STUPID DJINN $$ BITERS??????!!!!!!
Garet: Mebbe.
Gust: YEP! We were born to be $$ biters!!!!!
Djinn:
Isaac: OO
They go into the forest.
Isaac: Ooooo sparklies....
Ivan: I can fly!!!! starts flapping his arms and screams like a chicken
Garet: STOOPID!!! You can't fly!
Isaac: Methinks we gots to go this way.
Ivan: ECD??? What do we do next?
ECD's voice: Whaddya think?????!!!!!!
Isaac: I know! We push the logs into the water and hop over!!!
ECD's voice: Good job Sherlock.
The three idiots pushed the logs and hopped across the puddles as planned.
All: HEY!!!!
They walk around for bit. After 5 horrid days of wandering around, screaming, getting their $$es bitten, The djinn getting hungry, they finally got to Tret.
Tret: Link... you have come... I have very many nightmares many moons ago.
Isaac: THIs isn't Zelda!!!!!!
Tret: OO Oops, Well, climb on the branch and go inside my head.
Garet: YAY!!! We get to rip his brains out and eat his friend over there!
They go in his head.
Isaac: OO His brains wood. eats it it friggin tastes bad!!!!
Ivan: What's with the leaves? jumps on them and falls EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Garet/Isaac: point and laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH!!!!! XD
Ivan: crawls back up like a mad squirrel GARET!!!! THE TREE TOOK THE BURNT COOKIEs!!!!
Garet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! starts casting flare continuously until he can't anymore
Forge: Psh, Good job midget, you made Garet run out of psynergy.
Ivan: :P
They leap, they jump, they crash down to the bottom of this evil dungeon, they finally see a purple bird sitting on a branch.
Purple bird that's obviously a Jupiter djinn: cheep cheep!
Ivan: It's mine! grabs a shot gun and shoots at it
PBTOJD: Squawk! lays limp on the branch
Ivan: holds up it by the leg like those weird people who hunt ducks Yeehaw! WE's havin dinner tonight!
Isaac: Hey, what's up with that pretty colorful looking cloud flying over us?
As they squint to see it, that cloud was actually a swarm of millions of gazillions of gagillions, of trillions of billions of djinn flying to take revenge on those who have shoot their brethren with a shot gun.
Swarm: We avenge our brother!!!! they fly in onto the branch chasing the three heroes like an angry mob of buffalos.
Ivan: OMG!!!! The buffalos are back!!! Quick! Garet! Take a swipe at the dominant male!!!
Garet: WHICH ONE'S THE DOMINANT MALE?
Ivan: That one! points to the cloud
Garet: You idiot! That's not helping! takes a swipe at a random djinn that is unfortunately the dominant female
Swarm: OMG!!! You killed the bitch! You die now!!! the swarm then fly after them like a huge cloud of M&M minis engulfing the three and their parasites in a cloud thus giving them beating and the picking up the dominant female and flying off
Ivan: Hey! Where's my other djinni?
Gust: is hugging the unconscious body of the fellow djinni muttering WE's will pay back for what's they dones to yousssssssssssss......
Ivan: Gust! Don't touch it like that! picks up Gust and whaps him on the head
Flint: HAHA!!! XP
Granite: ?? Eroo???? scratches back of neck
ECD: Well? Aren't you going to continue? bites Isaac's finger and stays there like a tick I have very few communicable diseases! UU
Isaac: gasp You lie!!! Quick get some tweezers and pull this lil shithead off my finger!!
Ivan: grabs ECD's tiny djinn body and tries to yank her off WOMAN!!! LET GO!!!!! NOW!!!! yanks
Isaac: OW!!! You're ripping apart my skin!!!! bonks Ivan on the head
Ivan: Ow!!!
Flint: Dude, why don't you let the djinn take care of that? tackles ECD down Ready boys? Attack!
Soon, after a few seconds, there are sounds of snarling, biting, whimpering, more biting, kicking, throwing each other on the ground and jumping on the stomachs, tons of profanity, some more ripping each other apart, the winner emerges to be......... Isaac!!!
Ivan: Isaac? Why Isaac? He didn't even fight.
Isaac: :P She favors me!
ECD: XX
Garet: OO OMG!! You killed ECD!
ECD: hears a loud ding OMG!!! MY cookies!!!!!
As soon as ECD left to rescue her cookies, the three bakas went down a giant hole!
Garet: AAAAHHHHH!!!! is not even falling down the hole
Isaac: O.o
Ivan: slaps him IDIOT! WE'RE NOT EVEN FLYING DOWN THE HOLE!!!!
Garet: Oh, right. flings himself into the hole where the evil Tret tree is AAHHHH!!!!!! holds onto Forge for comfort
Forge: XX is suffocating
Isaac: Wanna jump together?
Ivan: Sure.
They jump.
Isaac: AAHHH!!!!
Ivan: is clinging to Isaac AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Djinn: WHEEE!!!!!!! 0
They land on Garet.
Garet: seems unaffected
Isaac: Oh, mighty ECD will you defeat this evil for me?
ECD: ( I'M NOT KILLING BOSSES FOR YOU! OMG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GAIN LEVELS! FIGHT THE BOSS YOURSELF!
Isaac: I'll give up my firstborn!
ECD: IDIOT! I'M NOT GOD! SO FIGHT! uses almighty author powers and forces Isaac to fight
Isaac: AAAHH!!! DIE!!! starts stabbing at nothing
Ivan: Isaac, turn around. --' casts plasma on Tret
Garet: MWAHAHAHAH!!! BURN! casts flare and the whole tret tree burns into ashes
Ivan: OO
Isaac: TT
ECD: Good job, you killed a tree. Now go to Imil and find Mia!
Isaac: Ok, lazy ass bitch making me o everything.
ECD: I HEARD THAT! gets out her plasma assault rifle DIE!!!! starts shooting wildly MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! disappears after a bit
Ivan: OO Is she gone?
Isaac: Methinks she is.
Garet: OFF TO FIND MIA!!
They go through the cave and find themselves in the snow!
Ivan: YAY! starts rolling around in the snow
Isaac: Hehe..... hurls barrages of snowballs at Ivan
Ivan: WHEE!!! catches on in his mouth and eats it 0 Anybody have flavoring? I wanna make snowcones!
Isaac: No, the Ecd wants us to complete this quest so she can go to McDonalds.
Ivan: I thought she hated McDonalds.
Garet: Naw, she wants to but man-eating hamburgers.
Isaac: Off to Imil! Brrr.....
After 34857893475 hours of getting distracted by the snow, wasting their lives playing in it, getting attacked by crazy bears, they finally reach Imil! (Finally )
Isaac: ECD? Where's Mia?
ECD: FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!! Don't forget the djinni hiding somewhere.
Isaac: I think I know where it is! picks up Forge I FOUND HIM!
Garet: HEY! GIVE ME MY SQUIRREL BACK!
ECD: --' This is going to take forever.
Isaac: pushes the snowman WHEE!!!! SLIDE!!!
They kept sliding around on the ice! After an hour of getting bruises and bumps, they found the djinni, Fever!
Forge: What kind of name is Fever?
Fever: ;-;
Granite: Ero??? takes a piss on Isaac and then it freezes because of the cold
Isaac: DAMN YOU TO FISHLAND!!!!!
They finally got out of the cave to go to the inn and heal because of many bruises.
Ivan: I think we have to go to the sanctum.
They go to the Sanctum and there's a girl jumping around singing the song "Barbie Girl" and a boy who's supposed to be healing everyone.
Girl: Mia's at an old hag's house. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world made from plastic, It's fantastic! You can brush my hair undress me anywhere. Imagination life is your creation! C'mon Barbie let's go Barbie.
Isaac: O.o
Garet: 0 I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World! Made from plastic. It's fantastic!
Ivan: OO
They leave because the little girl was becoming scary with her obsession with the Barbie Gril song and they go to an old hag's house.
Old Hag: HURRY AND HEAL HIM!
Mia: SHUTUP BITCH!!!!
Mia heals him with the peanut butter fairy.
Old Fag: I'm better now! 0
Old Hag: 0
Mia: ISAAC!!! 3 glomps Isaac I missed you so much!
Isaac: 0
ECD: What does this strange girl want with Isaac and will they ever finish this story? Will Ivan and Garet just stand there an do nothing? Find out on the next episode of DBZ!!!!!
(end chappy)
ECD: 0 I FOUND MY DISK AND I FINISHED THE CHAPTER!!
Arctic: Why am I suddenly fat?
ECD: P Because you ate too many tubs of butter!
Arctic: Oh yeah.... .
Picard: When do I come in the story?
ECD: In the next one. glomp 3
Aerial: has a brick tied to her head ........
Diamond: What ya doing?
Aerial: .......
Diamond: ??
Aerial: FOOL! GET AWAY! I'm meditating! gets hit with a hammer Diamond: --' Idiot.
Aerial: SHUTUP CROSSDRESSER!
(dust cloud fight)