Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: NarutoX Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
Sup everyone. I hope you ready for the next chapter. We're close to the end of this arc and the start of the Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel pilot eps. Now I hope you're all ready. This is the last Chapter for the build-up that has happened for the last two chapters.
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Rape, and other really bad things.
Review Response
Alphawolf: Thanks Alpha.
Gamelover41592: Thanks, Teach may be a mean bastard, but he's one of the better villains in years.
Bednarczykmiki: It should be up. From time to time the site seems to mess up and not show them
Themattman4000: I know right, next few chapters are going to be crazy.
Gbay11: thank you
Dijinn: I honestly think that Angel can be redeemed.
Voidprince: It was actually pretty fun to do it.
Daftmerc39: The number of cubs will be kept to myself for now. The number of rules Blitzo (The O is silent Damnit!) is about 69! Nice, odd number for the occasion.
Calderoneric758: I won't confirm or deny that
Perseus12: To me Blitz and Millie have some of the better chemistry in Helluva Boss. Honestly, Millie is the heart of that show. I can't imagine Helluva Boss without Millie.
Guest: Charlie and Veggie are a hard no. and Cherri Bomb is in the harem.
Nathair1: It did. And Veggie said "that's even harder than the dream of my love!
Knuckle-duster: I had a chance to watch the first 2 eps and so far, I have to compare it Panty and Stocking in terms of Quality, while the Action is Kill La Kill level. It sounds like an awesome idea, but I'll sadly have to pass since my plate is full at the moment.
Nicholas: Best speech in One piece to date hands down.
Banjo the Fox: More to come with the Threesome of Naruto, Loona, and Octavia
Hellkeaper: No clue
Jebest4781: I plan on it
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick-ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 9: Tik-Tik Pt 3
Location: Pentagram City, Pride Ring
Place: Outdoor raman bar
Time: 1500- The next day
Velvet smiled down at Naruto waiting for him to make the next move. Before she approached him, she had done her research. Which was a lot easier than she expected. Octavia, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona all had open accounts in the Infern-o-gram and Deathtube. Octavia and Naruto had uploaded a few sex tapes there and Velvet wasn't going to lie she got SUPER wet watching him break a bitch with that massive cock of his. He could break her anytime he wanted, but she wasn't into sharing her toys. Once Naruto was hers he would ONLY be hers. Guys like Valentino and Asmodeus didn't just have one partner. That had dozens or even hundreds.
Unless you lived in the Lust ring then the number of your partners had no real bearing on your standing and influence. It was just how many partners you had. Naruto just so happened to be her type. Blond, blue-eyed, and hung like a man dingo at a baccalaureate snow bunny's last night as a slut at a man-dingo party organized by her friends. Granted she would never know. She wasn't into gang bangs or group sex. Threesomes maybe and ONLY if she was getting a double dicking. (1)
"Who are you and what do you want?" asked Naruto.
"My name is Velvet and I wanted to have a convo with you," said Velvet
She had tracked his movements with her wet work teams and used her influence over the gangs in the area to clear it out. Of course, this was the only road that led to the Train Station that was bound for Imp City, a place she had no influence, so she had to catch him here.
"I assume you're not alone if you came to see me here," stated Naruto his eyes never leaving her form.
The influential sinner didn't have to say it. It wasn't hard to figure out that she hadn't come alone. She also had several snipers around the area. All of them currently aiming at Naruto As well as a few people in allies and buildings. Each rifle was chambered with holy rounds bought right from the Abyss Market. Something that would see Lucifer himself come down on The Three V's if he ever found out about them. While she would like to play, she was here on businesses and Business was something that came before Pleasure when it came to the Three V's.
"Whatever gave you that idea baby?" asked Velvet.
Naruto narrowed his eyes. "First off don't call me baby. Second Quit fucking with me and get to the point," said Naruto.
The blonde 'Sinner' was cursing himself. He hadn't thought to bring his rifle or sword with him today. It was supposed to be an in and out from the city. He had a small dagger hidden behind his back as well as a pistol that he had brought from Rodin, but those were for when he came to pick up his mom from work, not for an all-out blood fight. He could use his abilities, but he wanted to save those for an emergency. He knew that in a straight-up fight he could probably smash Velvet with some difficulty, but she had teams in place. if anything, Naruto knew that he was outnumbered and outgunned here.
"How rude of you," said Velvet with a frown. "I came all the way here and took time out of my busy life to come here personally. I'm here to make you an offer on behalf of myself and the other members of the Three V's,"
"What kind of offer Velvet?" asked Naruto.
The Cosplay sinner smiled. "The offer is a simple babe and totally sweet on your end. Work with us, the Three V's I mean. Me in particular as I'm the only member of the Three V's who doesn't have an official Capo and Lt under me. Maybe a Capo, considering that your A Pseudo-Overlord,"
"Pseudo-Overlord? I'll have to ask Stolas about that," thought Naruto.
"And if I refuse?" asked Naruto.
Velvet frowned before she held out her cell phone and created a 3-d picture of Millie in front of Naruto. Narutos eyes widened. It showed her working, pushing a mop in the VIP section of Porn Studios, but in the background, she was surrounded by several Incubi and Sinners. All looking at her with lust and want. Naruto was sure one guy was beating his tiny meat to his mother. Naruto was well aware that his mother was attractive. With the genes that came from Grandma Lin, Naruto knew that his mother was the type of imp that turned heads. Instead of a skinny woman who only had a tiny waist and maybe big breasts, Millie was a Thicc southern farm girl, raised on a diet of meat and dairy. Thighs thick enough to crush steel- with Naruto having seen her do so before- He knew his mother was attractive. Hell, he had grown used to her walking around the house naked just because she could. Naruto knew that her mischievous smile and body landed her more admirers than people realized. However, she was utterly and totally dedicated to Moxxie. She never wavered in her love for his dad. To see these bastards lusting after his mother made his blood boil like a cooking pot. (2)
Naruto's hand balled into the Aruther fist as his eyes narrowed.
"If not... I can't promise you that Valentino won't do anything to your ma!" laughed Velvet, before Naruto vanished from his spot!
WHAM!
Velvet went flying from a punch that nearly broke her nose! Sailing through the air at speeds that would make a drag care envious, she crashed into the building the next street over! Okay maybe she shouldn't have said that, but he wasn't supposed to hit her! Men didn't hit women right!?
"Threaten my mom again, and even Lucifer won't stop me from wreaking your entire organization!"
Velvet got up and growled as her eyes glowed red. She took a step out of the building and pulled her knife at Naruto.
"I don't like people who play hard to get even though they're easy little sluts," said the female overlord.
Naruto drew his pistol and aimed it at Velvet. "Good thing I have two girlfriends who made me work for it then," said Naruto
Velvet growled at Naruto before jumping at the fox sinner demon. Naruto pulled his pistol and opened fire on her, but she cut all the bullets and was upon Naruto aiming for his neck. Naruto drew his own dagger, blocking her knife, before raising his foot and putting it to her gut. The kick had enough force to shatter rocks, but all it did for Velvet was send her skidding backward a few feet. Velvet looked up and raised her knife.
"A signal!" thought Naruto as he braced himself for the sniper fire to come.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Several explosions went off. Particularly in the spots where Velvet had stationed her snipers.
"I know you weren't about to start a party without me Velvet?" asked a voice that Velvet knew and hated.
Naruto looked behind him and saw a woman walking up with a sway of her hips. She was a tall cyclops Sinner demon. She stood at 6 feet tall, with long pink hair, with blonde and white accents contained in a large ponytail, and a large amount of mascara. Her eye has a bloodshot pink sclera and a pale-yellow X-shaped pupil. Her skin is mostly chalky white, with pink freckles on her face and right shoulder. She also has her right arm covered in tattoos consisting of red cherry bombs and explosions with two fuses marking the end of the tattoo on the top and bottom of her tats. wearing a gray, fingerless satin glove on her left arm She also wears a red off-shoulder crop top, a black bra, a reddish, torn-up miniskirt with two buttons on the front with one loose suspender, and ripped black legging underneath. She appears to be wearing a red and white boots.
Velvet glared at the newcomer. "What are you doing here Cherri, this is a private party, you fucking cunt!"
Cherri laughed. "Do I like like the type to give a fuck about an invite. Hey whiskers you up for making this a threesome?" asked Cherri as she held out her hands and created two red grenades.
"So long as you know I don't do pegging," said Naruto as he aimed his pistol at Velvet.
"Fuck and I thought you were a kinky bad boy!" said Cherri.
The Influencer glared at the duo. "Stop flirting in front of me! I'm supposed to be the flirty one!"
While she figured that she and Naruto were about the same in strength, she knew that she was stronger than Cherri, but to have a Pseudo-Overlord and a warlord as her opponents weren't something that she was going to allow to happen. At least not without a serious trump card in her favor.
"Valentino and Voxx said that if you refuse the initial invitation you have until the day of the purge to decide. "That's a month from now,"
Velvet didn't wait for Naruto to response before she took off at a run. Once she was out of their sight Cherri turned to Naruto with a smile.
"Hey handsome, you up for painting the town red?"
Naruto placed his forehead. "Sorry, but I have girlfriends," said Naruto.
Cherri wrapped her arm around Naruto's neck and dragged him close, into the nipple of her left breast.
"I like you," said Cherri with a grinn, revealing her sharp pearly whites. "You and I are going to be good friends' whiskers and you'll love my buddy Angel,"
"Is my luck really so bad that I constantly bring out the freaks?" asked Naruto to no one in particular.
"You're in-hell babe! Everyone here is a freak!" laughed Cherri.
Cherri walked Naruto to the station before swiping his phone and putting her number in along with a riqse selfie.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Blitz/ Loona's apartment
Time: 1700 (3 weeks later)
Naruto lay on Loona's bed as Loona and Octavia fought in Mario Battle Royal, while Ken sat in a chair. Over the last few years despite Stella's best-efforts Ken had become a good friend of the three. He was currently a Lt in the Legions that Stolas controlled. Over the years he and Naruto would often work together as Naruto was Octavia's champion and in lou of a General Naruto had command of the troops. In the hierarchy of Stoals's army it was Stolas, Stella, Octavia, Stolas's Champion, The Head General, The two Generals under him, and then Octavia's champion.
Because of Naruto's Status as Octavia's champion, he had more leeway since he and Octavia would normally hang out with Loona, since she hadn't started her job as Blitz had hired her as a receptionist/heavy hitter. Octavia and by extension Naruto had no duties that they had to attend to at the moment. As well today was one of Ken's days off. So, with nothing to do the foursome decided to hangout in Loona's rather cozy room. Mostly because Millie and Moxxie had implemented a rule about sexual acts in their home after they had found Loona riding Naruto on the couch while watching porn, and Octavia fingering herself on face time. Needless to say, that it was awkward all around. They didn't want to do it at the palace because Stella was there entertaining Karen and her other groupies.
She still didn't like the fact that Naruto and Octavia were having sex despite having been dating for almost 6 years at this point.
"FUCK!" yelled Octavia.
Loona laughed, as she jumped up and down in victory! "Fuck yeah! Who's the baddest bitch around!? Me! That's who!" yelled the happy hellhound before turning to her friend. "Pay up bitch!"
The Owl princess glared at her friend. "Up your's skank! You got lucky,"
Loona grinned. "What you gonna back out of our bet?"
Octavia threw the controller at Ken, who caught it as Loona went back to the fighter select stage. Octavia gave the smirking hellhound a one-finger salute, before crawling over to Naruto and undoing his pants before she proceeded to stroke his cock. To full hardness, before giving it a few experimental licks.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Not that I'm complaining but what's this about?"
"We had a little bet going on is all Ruto," said Octavia as she opened her mouth and began to really get to work on her boyfriend.
"The loser has to blue ball you, so the winner can get a big juicy cream pie later tonight, the loser also forfeited her sex time for tonight as a result. Fuck you're going to feel so amazing tonight as you tear apart my hot cut," said Loona licking her chops.
"Meanwhile Tavia, is going to be flicking the bean. Wonder if my boyfriend is off tonight?" said Ken with his own smirk (3)
Octavia ignored the peanut gallery in favor of opening her mouth and began to deep-throat her lover's length and fondle his package. Naruto groaned knowing that he was in for a rough night. Ever since Naruto and Loona had started having sex/dating, the Owl
Ken wanted to laugh at his friend before he focused on his fight with Loona. "So what's been up brother? Heard some whacky rumors about you hanging out with a certain warlord," asked Ken.
After the impromptu team up Cherri had decided that Naruto was too cool a dude to pass up. So when he wasn't with Octavia or Loona or attending to his duties Cherri was hitting him up on Oblivion calling him or having him come over for a drink. He had also discovered that the Angel she mentioned was the Angel that was staying at the Happy Hotel.
"Yeah, something like that. Cherri is certain that with my help she can dethrone at least one of the Overlords and their Factions in Pentagram City," said Naruto.
Octavia came off of Naruto's cock, but kept stroking him. "I don't like it Ruto. Getting dragged in Overlord politics isn't something I want for you," said Octavia showing her concern for her boyfriend.
Ken nodded. "Tavia is right. Getting involved with them is a risk bro," said the male Harpy.
"Getting involved with them may be out of his hands. Overlords don't really let those who catch their eye go that easily. Especially if the Three V's have taken an interest in you," said Loona.
"I'm a big boy. I'll manage if they pull some shit," said Naruto somewhat brushing off their concern.
Octavia looked at her boyfriend. "I hope so Ruto," said Octavia before Loona grabbed the back of her head and force her back down on Naruto's cock.
"Less mouth and more head beta bitch. I need his balls nice and full when he takes me to pound town tonight," smirked Loona as Octavia made gagging and slurping noises.
The momentary distraction was enough to allow Naruto to forget about his problems with the Overlords. Only a nagging feeling that wouldn't leave his mind, like an alarm was going off, but no one was hearing it.
Location: Stolas's Palace
Place: Guest parlor, second floor
Time: 0000 (48 hours till the Purge)
Moxxie paced back and forth inside of the secure room in Stolas's palace. The Legions under his commander were prepared for the Purge. In just under 48 hours the purge would be in full swing, however Millie had been gone for over 24 hours. He knew that from time-to-time Millie would have to take longer shifts at her
"Dad relax. You're making me nervous," said Naruto as Loona sat on the couch next to her boyfriend with a hand on his bouncing knee.
He too was worried, but he didn't want his dad to worry more than he needed to.
Even Blitz was here, but he was here as a guest of Millie's. Stolas, Octavia, and Stella were all doing their last-minute rounds, while Stella was preparing for a party. Normally Naruto should have been with Octavia, but due to the purge, Naruto was to be on standby on one floor while Stolas's champion was on another. If they were needed, they could move about quickly.
"I can't help it," said Moxxie. "The purge is close, and Millie is nowhere to be seen,"
Before Naruto could say anything else, the door was busted open with Octavia panting.
"Naruto! Uncle Mox! Come to the foyer quickly! It's Aunt Millie! She's hurt!" yelled Octavia
Naruto led the way to the foyer, and before they knew it they were in the entrance with several guards surrounding a busted-up Milliard and Angel froze at the edge of the steps as Moxxie pushed past him.
Millie was holding up Angel, with shaking legs, her black blood dripping from a gash on her forehead, a bullet hole in her gut. Angel was bloody as well. The fur around his face and chest was matted with black blood, he was also naked except for his jacket. His left eye was black, and his cock and balls were on full display, but his lower lips and ass were dripping fluids. (4)
"Millie!" yelled Moxxie as he rushed to his wife.
"Mom!" whispered Naruto finding the ability to move again. "Did he hurt you!? Did Valentino... did he rape you?"
"Millie smiled a bloody smile. "I'm fine baby... he beat me, groped, and kissed me a bit, but that's the most he did," said Millie, struggling to keep her eyes.
"Mom you don't have to say anything else," said Naruto shaking in rage.
Millie shuck her head. "No son you need to hear this. He... he made me watch what he did to Angel, said that I was going to be his 'entertainment for the Purge itself. Share me with some of his friends. He said... he said that this is 'that fox brats' punishment for defying him. I don't blame you sug, not one bit," said Mille, before she fell over passing out from pain and exhaustion.
Loona quickly scooped up Millie and walked him over to the couch, Moxxie was bandaging Millie's head and arm. Cherri and Loona carried Angel to the first-floor tub to wash the semen, blood, and spit off of his limp body. His normally fashionable suit was torn to pieces.
Naruto looked at his mother and Angel. His heart was in pain. More painful than any stab, slash, or bullet had ever been. More painful than when the Affinity had nearly killed him, his mother, and his father. More painful than when Stella kicked him in the balls for calling her an old used-up spiteful bitch. This was a pain that cut to his very soul and heart.
A purple-black aura came out of Naruto's body instead of his normal yellow Aura. His teeth elongated into fangs, his claws became obsidian black, the hair on his body bristled into spikes, and his red eyes took on a demonic glow. His single tail is split into four identical tails and his ears grow.
He opened his mouth and roared in pure anger. He walked to the door about to rip it off its hinges and go after the Three V's. Before he could leave a barrier appeared in front of him.
"NARUTO!" yelled Stolas flexing his own power.
"WHAT!" asked Naruto, his voice taking the aspect of death itself.
To his credit, Stolas didn't flinch.
"My office! NOW!" said the prince of stars and dreams
Naruto looked at Stolas and managed to pull his rage back, but the feeling didn't leave him. He instead turned to Stolas and followed after him. As he did Octavia looked at her boyfriend and shivered. The V's were in for a world of pain.
Across hell, everyone felt as if death ran a hand up their spines. Blood was in the air and not the usual kind. A Faction war was coming. One that would reshape the Pride Ring in ways that the Annual Purge never could.
Even as the Legions of heaven were on their way to the Pride Ring, they had no idea how the next 48 hours would shape the dynamic between Heaven and Hell.
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And cut. NO MILLIE WAS NOT RAPED! Was she Sexually Assaulted YES! Raped? NO. So, I'm going, to be honest with everyone here. I was going to go full on Valentino goes all out on Millie, to add flavor to the story, but I chose not to go that, beating groping, and forcing her to kiss him was the extent of what I did. From past experience Sexual assault/Rape/cheating of a favored/main character pisses people off. This satisfies both conditions that I need to progress to the next few chapters.
I also cut an entire section of Millie and Angle speaking, before they are kidnapped by Valentino. The only reason I cut that section is that I ran out of time to write it. I normally only have 2-3 days to write these. With Sunday being my major writing day to finish out anything that I can before posting.
A/N
1: Yes, Velvet is one of those who don't realize how much of a hypocrite she can be.
2: Millie really is a thicc bitch. Look no further than the eps 'The Harvest Moon Festival and Ozzies' if that's not enough have you SEEN her Merchandise? Millie was MADE to be desired... Funny enough I personally think she's the Chun Li of the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss franchise.
3: hey as often as they've gotten walked in on, they really don't care if someone sees them having sex. So long as it's not Blitz, Stolas, Millie, Moxxie, or Stella.
4: I think that it's more believable that Angel is a Male Futa/Trans. He has both sets but has more of a male mind.