Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: NarutoX Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
I honestly think that Chapter 9 was my most popular chapter to date. I mean damn the amount of support that chapter got was insane.
Review Response
Gamelover41592: You have no idea
Calderoneric758: Next chapter... next chapter.
Kunckle-duster: When I have room
Themattman4000: Nah that would be too easy
Alphawold00117: Nah. I already have an ending in mind with how it's going to go. Honestly, it's going to be something no one expects really.
Hellkeaper: Naruto doesn't have friends, he has a family! Honestly,, I didn't think too much of Alastor for this story. To be perfectly honest with you he is the ONLY character in the franchise that freaks me the fuck out.
Frostspiderman: We shall see
Nightwolf65: My thanks. I think I missed that interview.
Fenris Silverblood: We shall see
Jebest4781: Thank you. Things will be moving fast from here.
Djinn: The V's are going to be in trouble
HMV Black Templar: That's too easy.
Icarus the Foxkidd: I like that saying. Sounds like something that I could really get behind. Also thank you for the support.
NaruLemon Stories: Trust me I thought about it but knew what the consequences could be. Yes, Holy rounds work on Lucifer, but you need something like a Tank round to put him down, keeping him down is another matter.
DaftMerc39: Verosikia would be into it. Cherri not so much. Dia and Summer are two who I's not sure about at the moment.
Skywalker260: Wait no further.
Shin: Can say for sure, but in the next chapter it will be Freebird
Perseus12: War is coming to the streets.
Gaby11: Thank you
Nathair1: It was his very first meeting with Cherri. A quite fun one if I'm honest about it.
Nicholas: LOL! Naruto isn't scared to punch a female. He did it to Kaguya! And the Cresent moon kick will do it.
Knife-guts: Love it.
JukoKa: I'll look it up this weekend.
Guest: None in this fic. The reason I think Martha is normally overlooked is because of her status and the way she acted in Ep 1, besides Super hot Hell Teacher vs Bat shit Crazy yet still hot MILF. It's a no brainer for me Super-Hot Hell Teacher wins every time.
Everyone: Thank you all for your support and Liking this this. I will always welcome Questions, listen to feedback, and ideas that I could incorporate into the story.
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Rape, and other really bad things.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 10: BOOM! Pt 1
Location: Pride Ring
Place: Stolas's Office, Stolas's Palace
Time: 3 hours before the Purge
For the last day and a half Naruto had not left Millie's side. After her initial attack, Loona and Octavia had to hold Naruto Naruto from going after the V's. Begging and pleading with him not to go! So lost in his rage and hate that their words fell on deaf ears. He only stopped After Blitzo shot him with a tranquilizer. He was out for less than an hour. His natural healing factor, alongside his enhanced hell power making short work on the cocktail that put him down. When he woke, he had discovered that Stolas had slapped a pair of Holy cuffs on him that drained him of his powers, but not enough to stop Naruto from rushing to his mother's side.
Moxxie was trying to keep himself from panicking, even though Millie would be already
Cherri had been on Naruto's side and wanted to go and fight the V's. She Lov- Angel was her best friend in all of Hell, he was the only thing that made it bearable. Stolas had pointed out that that was the last thing that he wanted to happen was for his Satanson or a potential Ally in the Overlord Demon system to go and get themselves killed. The purge was hours away as was Stella's Purge Protection Party. (1)
Naruto stood across from Stolas in his office with murder in his eyes as Stolas looked at a text that he had just received. Not that Stolas was ignoring Naruto, no Stolas was in the middle of finishing the protection, barrier, and reinforcement details to protect the Palace from harm. The purge was mere hours away and Stolas needed to have his home protected from those damnable Angels and their artificial toys.
"Sotlas! I need your permission to go after the Three V's! Uncuff my fucking so that I can rip them limb from limb!" growled the fox.
"Denied," said Stolas placing his phone on the desk.
Naruto looked at Stolas. "What! Valentino raped angel, beat my mother, and forced her to watch! Do you really think I would lay around and wait for him to attack again?" said the Fox.
"I'm well aware of that, but I cannot in good conscience allow you to go out there. You are not just Octavia's boyfriend and Champion. You are also a retainer of my house, under my command. Allowing you to go out when we are so close to the Purge would be foolish on my part," said Stolas.
"I don't care they hurt my mother!" yelled Naruto.
"As you should," said Stolas rising from his chair and walking over to his private stores of VERY powerful and rare wines.
As he poured himself a drink, he had to be very careful with how he phrased his next words. This was a delicate matter. If he was too passive then Naruto would lose all respect for him, but if he was too assertive Naruto would rebel in the future. While he was sure that he could defeat Naruto, he'd rather not fight the younger demon. Despite not being his blood and the son of his best friend Naruto was Almost like a son to him. The fact that he was dating Octavia was also something to take into account. While his little star would undoubtedly have his head if anything happened to her boyfriend.
"Go and handle your business boy," said Stella walking into the room.
Naruto and Stolas turned to look at the peacock demoness as she walked over to Stolas's she grabbed a bottle of wine and poured herself a small glass. She sniffed it for a moment, before taking a sip.
"Aged for 3000 years in the Gluttony ring. The sweetest grapes hell has to offer and strained over the souls of people who killed in the name of their Family's vineyard.
"Stella?" asked Stolas in confusion. He had never seen his wife like this.
Stella drained the glass and sat it "Be a dear and unzip me Stolas," said Stella, none of her usual snark.
Stolas did as asked. Rarely if ever did Stella as him to do anything politely.
"Believe it or not when I was a little girl, I was much worse than I am today. I killed, harmed, humiliated, and did so many evil things to the imps in our family's employ. I was encouraged by my mother and father to do these things and remind them of their place. It also didn't help that my brother and I had a sort of sibling rivalry going that would see Imps and Hellhounds die by the dozens in our fights,"
"Where is this going Lady Stella?" asked Naruto.
"I'm getting there dear. Mother thought that I was a little too evil, even by Goetia child standards. So, she forced me to go into the Goetia guard. I was part of the Magic caster division. I served in the Guard for five years. Two of which I was married to Stolas for. During one of the purges, I got caught unawares by an angel," said Stella as she lowered her dress and revealed the large scar that was across her back.
Naruto looked at Stella's back. Nothing, but nothing should have left a scar like that. Unless. "Holy weapon," said Naruto.
Stella nodded. "The Angel was about to kill me, but Stolas came and... I know I'm a bitch. I know I can be difficult, but Stolas destroyed the Angel with no hesitation at all. I didn't know it at the time, but I was pregnant with Octavia. Stolas couldn't use his magic to transport us out, so we took refuge in the slums. What I'm trying to say bo... Naruto is that you always fight for the ones you love, even when others can't see what you're doing," said Stella.
Stolas looked at his wife and sighed. "Naruto I can't give you my blessing to go into this fight during the purge. However, I won't allow you to go in unprepared if you're going to start a war," said Stolas as he went to his bookshelf and took a rare tome off the top shelf.
"How do you intend to prepare me?" asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow.
Stolas walked over to Naruto and handed him a book as well as removing the cuffs. "Give this to Rodin. Use it as a bargaining chip. If you fully intend to go to war during the purge you're going to need all the weapons you can get," said Stolas.
Naruto took the book and looked at it. "Thank you, Stolas," said Naruto.
"You can thank me by returning home to your family. Lucifer knows that Millie would kill me if you died attacking Valentino in such a full harty manner," said Stolas as he took a seat.
Naruto took out a crystal and crushed it in his hand before he vanished. Once Naruto was gone Stolas turned to his wife as she did up her back.
"I never expected you to tell Naruto that," said Stolas as he took a seat. "Especially since your family is known for backstabbing and killing each other.
Stella looked at Stolas. "I may not like the boy... Naruto, but I do respect his power and drive. Besides Valentino, attacked and harmed a Vassal of our house. He may be a powerful overlord, but he's a Merchant trying to play at being a noble. He needs to learn his place. Also, if you're too much of a bitch boy to order a strike against the V's then I will," said Stella.
Stolas looked at his wife with a raised eyebrow and was about to ask her something when his phone rang. He looked down and sighed.
"I will speak to you later about this matter. I have to take this call," said Stolas hitting the talk button. "Lord Lucifer,"
"Stolas why did I feel death itself was knocking on my front door?" asked the Prince of Darkness himself.
"That is a bit of a story, my lord,"
"I have time. In fact," started Lucifer
Stolas looked up as a portal opened up in Stolas's office as a figure stepped out. The figure was only 5'10, but his very presence was enough to put Stolas on edge. has pure white skin, blonde hair, thick black eyebrows, black lips, and a mouth full of sharp teeth curved in a wicked smile that promised pain and suffering for all who displeased him. His eyes are yellow with black slit pupils resembling those of a snake's red cheeks. His eyelids are purple which gives the appearance of eye-shadow. He wears a white high collar suit, a black bowtie, and a red undershirt with white stripes. He also wears a wide-brimmed white top hat, with a purple snake and red apple over a red band. In his left hand was an apple-topped black cane.
This was Lucifer Morningstar, The first Fallen Angel, and King of Hell.
"This story is something I have to hear in person," said Lucifer as he took a seat at the bar. "So start talking Prince Stolas,"
Location: The Space Between Dimension
Place: The Gates of Hell Bar
Time: One hour till the Purge
Rodin sat in a chair, his bar was for once full, but it wasn't because the gates of hell was a welcoming place. It was one of the few safe places from the purge. Angels would have to be at LEAST of the 1st sphere before they even thought about taking him on.
With Bayonetta busy chasing down leads on the eyes of the world, he was going to be on board for the next few days. Watching the purge was a good way to pass the time.
Or at least that was the thought before a portal opened up. He looked up from his book and looked at one of his favorite customers. He was wearing a black suit, black dress shoes, a silver watch with a black face, a white button-up shirt, and a black tie.
"Naruto little buddy what's up?" asked Rodin.
Naruto slammed the book down. "I need guns, compliments from Stolas," said Naruto.
Rodin took the book and inspected it. "What do you need guns for if you're staying at Prince Stolas's place?" asked Rodin.
"I'm going after the V's," said Naruto.
The Patrons in the Bar went dead silent hearing this before they burst out laughing. Jabs were thrown at Naruto's back, and people insulted him, calling him a fool and the like. Two females looked at Where Naruto was standing. Interested looks on their faces.
The two girls were Half-imp, Half Sinner demons. They were twins the first woman stood at 5'4, but her breasts were B-cup, dark red skin, long blue hair tied in a ponytail, and a single horn on her upper forehead. She has small fangs, including one that appears visible even when her mouth is closed. Her eyes appear to have a double-layered iris, with a yellow outer ring and a green inner ring. a short beige skirt, a matching beige suit, a dark red tie, a black and orange armband, and black pumps. She distinguishes herself from her sister by wearing angular glasses and a pair of white thigh-high stockings
Her sister looked just like her. Only she was an inch or so taller than her sister, and her breasts were much larger has pale green spiky hair and instead of one horn, she had two. She wore the same uniform as her sister, but she didn't wear a pair of thigh-high stockings. Her armband was also on the left arm instead of the right. (2)
"Dear sister, did you hear that? apparently, he plans on attacking Valentino," said the twin with glasses as she pushed them up and sipped on her virgin mary cocktail
"Yes, I did Darling sister of mine. We're bound to get a fool every few decades down here in hell," said her older twin with a hard whiskey in her hand.
He flipped through the pages, before nodding. "I'll do you one better than simple guns. I'll get you enough firepower to sink a battleship," said Rodin making everyone stop laughing.
"Whoa is this for real?" asked one patron.
"My my, what an interesting turn of events," said one of the sisters.
"Yes. We will have to keep an eye on this one in the future. Do you think he's hiring?"
Rodin opened his stock of weapons and pulled out a pocket-dimension bracelet. He then took out everything from an M4 rifle, M1911, Semi auto Black Rose shotgun, H&K MP5K with a collapsible butt stock, hundreds of thousands of rounds, and finally the piece de resistance a long haft and a heavy mace like head a downward curved blade on the back. Four vents could be seen on the front emitting four small pulses of energy. (3)
Rodin picked up this Hammer. "This bad boy is an anti-gravi hammer. Put a little energy into the hammer to reverse the Gravity effect and even store kinetic energy. It's a damn murderous weapon.
Naruto took all of the weapons and walked to the door only to see Cherri standing there.
"Go back to Angel," said Naruto walking past Cherri.
Cherri grabbed his arm making him stop. "You're about to walk into the den of three of the strongest Overlords in all of Hell, with just a few thousand rounds of Ammo. That place is like a fortress. Between the Wetwork teams, snipers, and goons they have a little over 500 people working for them. That's not including how strong they are themselves," said Cherri.
"You're not changing my mind Cherri," said Naruto.
Cherri walked up to Rodin. "Didn't plan on it. I'm going after the V's myself Pps-43, Round drums, and a few bananas," said Cherri putting Soulz on the counter.
Rodin got the weapon and ammo as Cherri clipped it to her thighs and across her chest.
Naruto didn't bat an eyelash but didn't say anything. Cherri rushed up to Naruto and walked beside him. As they walked out of the door Rodin smirked.
"This purge is going to be a hell of a good time," thought the Abyss market merchant
Location: Pentagram City
Place: Streets
Time: 1 hour into the purge
Naruto and Cherri were rushing down the street ignoring as Affinity, Angels and Cadre killed the denizens of hell with no remorse. Sinner Demons, Imps, Hellhounds, the occasional Ars Goetia who liked to live on the edge. A few harpies here and there. Even so, the denizens of hell would not go down without a fight. They had their Pride dammit! Organized resistance on a local level was able to handle a few of the Affinity, but when a Real angel's appeared there was little anyone saves for a Warlord could do.
None of it mattered to Naruto. He killed the occasional Affinity and blow apart a few of the larger Beloved's. His goal was Valentino's Porn Studio.
Naruto felt warning bells going off in his head. Naruto jumped out of the way as a spear was stabbed into the ground where he was a few seconds ago. Before Naruto could do anything, a foot found its way into his face, sending him flying. Naruto rolled on the ground and came up with his rifle raised and opened fire. The person jumped out of the way of the bullets, before she jumped onto her spear. The person standing on the double-sided blade spear She wasn't very tall standing at 5'5" with a figure that was practically sinful. Long red hair that reached the middle of her back, a white robe lined with gold patterns and red, diamond-shaped patterns that extend into a chain of sorts near his legs and down his sides. Gold, metallic rings appear at the base of her arms, and white boots made from leather with golden-tipped toes cover his feet. and a golden helmet that covered her head as well as a golden visor that hide her eyes from view. Two pairs of white angelic wings came out of her back. (4)
"Whiskers!" yelled Cherri rounding on the woman, before opening fire.
The woman stood before raising her hand snatching all the bullets out of the air. Once in her hand, she raised it and dropped them on the ground.
"Oh fuck!"
The woman vanished and reappeared before Cherri and thrust her weapon at Cherri. Naruto appeared before Cherri blocked the attack, before throwing a knee at the face of the woman. The woman didn't have time to block and was sent flying backward before she flipped and did a split-legged landing as she tore the ground up with her hand.
"This is a bit of a shock. I didn't think I would catch an Overlord out on the streets tonight," said the woman.
"Lady I'm not in the mood to deal with you tonight. I have a target to get to and you're in the way. So, either go back to killing people weaker than you and get the hell out of my way or you're going to be the second angel I've ever killed," said Naruto aiming at the woman.
The woman jumped off her spear, this is where Naruto saw the golden chain attached to the weapon, before she pulled it out of the ground as it came back to her, the woman's hand went to her hip and pulled out a golden pistol with a green gem. Pulling the trigger, a hail of holy bullets flow out of the barrel. Naruto's eyes widened as he slammed a hand on the ground creating a barrier of some sort that the spear slammed into. The red-haired woman flow backward before Naruto attacked again.
The blades connected as the duo danced around each other, ducking and dodging each other's attacks. Cherri was outside of the attacks, looking for openings to attack, but it wasn't going to happen. The fight only lasted about 2 minutes Naruto was on the ground with the blade at the woman's throat with her having her spear at his. Both were panting.
"Get the fuck out of my way!" yelled Naruto swinging his sword.
The red-haired woman dodged and glared at Naruto before thrusting her spear. "Not a chance! I can't even allow one sinner to get away. I've already failed my son when I died young, I won't allow you to stop me from purifying these lost souls," said the red-haired woman.
Naruto dodged the attack. "Lost Souls? Lady, Imps are not lost, souls. Hellhounds are not lost souls, Succubi and Incubi are not lost, souls! People who want to live. People who deserve to live. You think killing an innocent Imp and her child is justice!?" asked Naruto raising his blade.
The red-haired woman snorted. "If these people were so good, then they wouldn't have been forsaken by heaven!" yelled the red-haired woman.
"It is not the circumstances of one's birth that are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. The Imps who took me in didn't have to. They could have left me to die on the streets. For that, I am eternally grateful to them. At least these Demons have a code. Children are OFF the menu. You angels... you don't care Hellborn, Sinner Demon. You kill all without mercy. you angels... are EVIL!" yelled Naruto. (5)
The Red-haired woman glared at Naruto. "You insolent CHILD! I AM PART OF THE 1ST LEGION OF HEAVEN! I WHO DIED PROTECTING MY SON! SACRIFICING THE FUTURE OF MY CLAN!" yelled the red-haired woman
Aiming her spear, she pushed it full of holy energy, while Naruto pushed demonic energy into his own sword.
"Despite our differences, I will give you credit. You didn't back down from anyone," said the red-haired woman.
Naruto smirked. "What kind of person would I be if I allowed one person to stop me from getting to my target? I never go back on my word. That's my way of life.
The woman's purple eyes widened. "Funny. That's what I was about to say," said the woman.
"Negative Void!" yelled Naruto as a red-black aura appeared around his sword.
"Holy Strom!" yelled the woman as her sword glowed with a Gold-white Aura.
The two flow at each other with the woman's blade above her head ripping apart the air! Naruto's sword tore apart the ground leaving a trail of lava in his wake. The duo appeared in the center of and brought their blades to a clash! A blinding light appeared between them as a massive beam of light shot into the air. As the light died down a figure stood between the two.
He was a tall man, standing at 6'7" with he had slender golden eyes, prominent orange-red fox ears, matching nine tails, and long flowing hair. he had a lean build with a well-sculpted chest, biceps, and shoulders, He wears a black sleeveless yukata with split sides, along with matching martial arts pants and shoes. On his left hand was a black gauntlet with white rings and on his right hand was a white gauntlet with black rings and coating.
"I stay low for 9 years to regain my strength and I come to find my two favorite people having an all-out fight," said the man.
The woman and Naruto jump away from him. "Who the fuck/hell are you?" asked Naruto and the woman at the same time.
The man stood straight and flipped his hair. "Come now. I figured that you wouldn't recognize me Naruto. I was only keeping you alive for 7 years before they did something that I couldn't heal. You could also call me your spiritual father after all the reason you are a fox is because of me. And you Kushina. I was part of your life for well over 20 years. I was there for the first time with Minato, the Foursomes with Mikoto, and Fugaku. Oh the things you got up to you naughty-naughty kit," chuckled the man making the red-haired woman blush.
Both Naruto and the now-named Kushina grit their teeth and sported matching tick marks. "Cut the bullshit and tell me who you are!" yelled Naruto and Kushina as they stared at each other.
The man chuckled as he shifted his form. He went from a hulking man to a petite woman. They kept the clothes, but now stood at 4'11 and very attractive, she appeared to have the ideal female form this female form of the former male also notably possesses a larger bust size and smaller waist size than Kushina. All in all the short stack was someone who turned heads and could make even an Incubi or Succubi cum from her looks. (6)
The now female demon smirked. "Kushina is that any way to talk to your old prisoner?"
"YOUR KURAMA!" yelled Kushina pointing at the now sexy red-haired woman.
"In the flesh," said Kurama before she frowned. "Kushina, Naruto I'm ashamed of you. How could you attack your birth mother with so much hate, even if she is a bitch of a goody-goody angel now? Kushina same goes for you how could you attack your son, even though he's basically the lover of a princess of hell,"
It took both Naruto and Kushina a moment to figure out what the man... uh woman said.
"YOUR MY SON/MOTHER!" yelled Kushina and Naruto looking at each other.
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And cut. WHAT A TWIST! I bet no one saw that one cumming. I know someone was expecting the Kushina thing, but I know everyone suspected that Naruto was I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I'll see you all soon.
A/N
1: Satanson is the same thing as a Godson. I've been reading a lot of Helluva boss crossovers lately and I'm not sure where I got it from. I'm sure it came from A Helluva Boss X Harry Potter Cross though.
2: Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and stocking. I do not own them, but looking at them they are perfect for a Hell of a boss. If I use them in the future, they will be Half Imp-Half Sinner.
3: The Gravity Hammer from the Halo Series.
4: This is the outfit that Balder wears in Bayonetta 2 as well as his weapon. Loved that outfit.
5: The first part of that Speech belongs to Mewtwo from Pokemon the first movie.
6: Kurama's two forms come from Yu Yu Hakusho from Yoko Kurama and Ranma ½ from Female Ranma.