Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama, Cherri X Angel
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
Hey everyone. So don't know how I did this, but somehow my dumbass left Mrs. Mayberry off the damn harem list. She was always supposed to be there
Review Response
Gamelover41592: Thank you. Kushina and Naruto are complicated.
Dijnn: Their relationship is something to play with.
Gaby11: And more you shall have.
Fenris Silverblood: And a Bloodbath you shall have. The battle is here. Also, I sent the details to you in a DM.
Jebest4781: Oh I remembered that, but the thing about Kurama shifting between male and Female is a Nod to Ranma ½ where the Main character Ranma turns into a Female if he is splashed with cold water and turns back to Normal if he is hit with hot water.
Nicholas: It was honestly going to be a Rando sinner, but I thought Mizuki would fit well here.
Bednarczymiki: I can't say
Alphawolf00117: And Ass he will kick
23deal01: No. Not because I can't but because I have no desire to increase the harem beyond the number it already is. I might add one or two, but those two are a hard no so is Charlie, Millie, Sallie May, and Vaggie.
DaftMerc39: She will. Not sure how I'm going to play that
HMV Black Templar: You have no idea.
Icarus the FoxKidd: Glad you enjoyed the chapter and thanks for the saying.
Calderoneric758: No problem. I just had to find the right time to use it. It was hard as heck.
Perseus12: Oh it's about to go down
HammerlBroden: Not really. It would seem that would be the case. I mean Yeah Kakashi is Minato's Student, Mikoto was Kushina's best friend, and Tsunade is related to him by blood, Oh and Anko knows his pain better than anyone in Konoha but no one helped Naruto. Same principal applies here. Had Kushina lived Kurenai probably would have been his big sister/ first crush.
Killjoy3000: Thank you.
Guest: We shall see
Nathair: The concept came from Ranma's cruse, and I find it fun to play with Kurama shifting between Male and Female.
Jonale: Always
Shin: Never played cyberpunk. I wouldn't know. Agree with you about PS5 and no worries.
Hellhammer: I actually have to listen to them before I write the fight to them.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick-ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Rape, and other really bad things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 12: BOOM Pt 3
Location: Porn Studios, Pride Ring
Place: Streets outside of Porn Studios
Time: (6 hours into the Purge)
The goons lined up along the windows, rifles, shotguns, uzi's, and pistols all aimed at the North building. Valentino himself was sitting on the roof with his two favored sluts, Velvet, Vox, and Mizuki all there. All guns aimed at the northernmost section were just 50 yards away a group was making their way toward Valentino and his group.
The group stopped and looked at the group in the courtyard. The leader of the group stepped forward and unleashed a blast of malevolent aura that made lesser demons shiver
"Mizuki," said Valentino.
"Yes sir?" asked Mizuki.
"Kill em," said Valentino.
"OPEN FIRE!" yelled Mizuki as he got behind an M249 and opened fire.
The chattering of the large caliber gun was the signal that everyone had been waiting on Muzzle flashes lit up the north-facing windows as the bullets exploded from all manner of firearms and rained down on those in the courtyard. The group scattered with the Angel chick cutting the bullets, before she took off into the air The 9-tailed man was just walking up to the building like he was on a Sunday morning stroll. Cherri was flipping past all of the bullets and the man who was in the front just ran with his aura dissolving the bullets before they even touched him.
Cherri smirked as she created a trio of cherry bombs before throwing them as hard as she could. The explosions went off in the windows The smoke rose from the air. Kushina throw her spear through the window killing several gunners before they even stood a chance. M-Kurama opened his mouth and unleashed a beam from his mouth.
The foursome began to demolish the Three V's Organization much to the annoyance of the leaders. Mizuki stopped firing the Gun as he jumped off of the roof and at a shifting Kurama. Raising his hands over his head he brought them down in a Hammer blow, only for F-Kurama to stop the attack just by raising her hand. Mizuki was utterly confused by this. This creature before him didn't have the same amount of power as him. In fact, Mizuki was sure that the creature was in it's weaker form at the moment. All he had to do was get loose and then he would kill it.
F-Kurama smirked. "So that's what you think," said F-Kurama as she used her tails to wrap around Mizuki and lift him into the air.
Mizuki struggled. "What the hell are you talking about!" yelled Mizuki.
F-Kurama laughed. "An ability I always had was negative emotion sensing, however, that ability is kinda moot in hell. So, since I've come here the ability has evolved to full-blown psychokinesis," said F-Kurama.
Mizuki growled and flexed his muscles before breaking free of the tails. F-Kurama wasn't really all that surprised since she only applied enough pressure that an individual not really trying wasn't going to get loose. Mizuki grabbed his throat with both hands like he was choking himself and opened his mouth, before unleashing a green, white blast from his throat.
F-Kurama opened her own mouth and fired off her own blast, similar in strength. The duo locked eyes with Mizuki smirking at her. In a battle of energy they were of similar strength so if he got in close while his opponent was in her female form, then he would dominate her. F-Kurama growled as she vanished from her spot and appeared before Mizuki, before rag-dolling him with a clothesline that would make JBL proud. As Mizuki flipped end over end, he landed on the ground. F-Kurama came down hard on Mizuki's back, breaking his spine. Mizuki screamed as he tried to crawl away, only for F-Kurama to step on his left shoulder blade breaking it at the joint.
Mizuki grabbed his shoulder and began to roll on the ground. "YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
F-Kurama began to laugh as she began to rain down stomps on Mizuki. "You think my male form is stronger because of some backwater bullshit. Yes, it's physically stronger, but as far as Demonic Aura attacks go my Female form is only rivaled by those in the Class of Ring Princes. It's mostly why I try not to use my female forms' energy attacks. Too much chance of collateral damage. Oh, by the way, I owe you for a beating you gave Naruto when he was four," said F-Kurama opening her mouth and releasing a point-blank Bujidama eradicating Mizuki from existence.
Valentino growled as he looked at the building as the one who started his problems ran up the building. Valentino took off his coat revealing his rather bulky form and his wings.
"Vox, Vel take care of the other two. The boy is Mine!" yelled Valentino jumping off the roof as he flow at Naruto at full speed.
Naruto roared as he did a Superman jump colliding with Valentino as they went through a wall where the sounds of crashing, thumping, and bumping could be heard as well as explosions.
Vox looked at Kushina who had managed to make it up to them, before throwing up his hands. He may have messed with the likes of Alastor and other Overlords, but he wasn't going to try and throw hands with an Angel. That didn't stop Kushina from wrapping him up in a golden chain. Velvet was another matter as she jumped off the building and went to attack Cherri.
Cherri smirked as she throws away her rifle. The cyclopes jumped backward as Velvet stabbed at her. The duo began to dance around each other, Cherri dodging Velvet's knife slashes and thrusts. Cherri flipped over a knife slash before moon kicked Velvet in the head sending her to the ground, before Velvet could get up and attack, she was wrapped up in a red detonation cord that had at least 100 bombs attached to it.
The moth sinner demon came flying out of the building with several brusies and open wounds. His classes had been broken during his fight with Naruto and his wings were flapping fast. Valentino honestly hadn't expected for the little punk to be a challenge, but he gave as good as he got. In fact Valentino was sure that the kid had him on the ropes once or twice. The beast Sinner demon right behind him. Valentino opened his mouth and unleashed a blast of red smoke from his mouth. The smoke flow at Naruto and wrapped around his neck, choking him. Valentino took a small lighter and lit the smoke up.
Flames shot up the smoky trails and exploded in Naruto's face! Naruto fell out of the sky to the ground below. Thanks to Valentino mixing in his wing scales which had explosive properties it made for a deadly and powerful combo. Kushina saw this and dived at Naruto managing to catch him as she turned on her back and rolled on the ground, her armor and wings taking the brunt of the damage.
"Are you alright?" asked Kushina.
"I'm fine!" yelled Naruto jumping up and creaking his neck as he looked at Valentino, before running up the building on all fours, kicking off the building, and managing to spear tackle him into another building where their fight resumed.
Kushina slapped her forehead. "That's my son alright.
"How so if you don't mind me asking babe," said Cherri as she dragged Velvet behind her, ready to pull the det cord at a moment's notice.
Kushina opened her mouth but moved back a step as Valentino landed before her. Valentino shook off the pain, before flying back at Naruto who pulled out his war hammer and slammed it against Valentino, removing the gravity from him. While it hurt, it did little to Valentino who could fly.
Naruto jumped into the air, yellowing glowing fist balled up so tight that the skin was ripping around Naruto's hand and healing just as quickly, He was ignoring the burning in his lungs from the smoke, the itching of his skin from the Moth Sinner demon's shredded scales, and the pain on his skin from the multiple cuts. The pain didn't matter, the burning didn't matter. All that mattered was that Valentino was going to eat a DAMN FIST today!
"Let me see you grit those teeth!" yelled Naruto. (1)
Valentino's eyes widened as the fist sent him flying across the building. As he flew out the window as several teeth went flying out of his mouth. Valentino held up his hands as he looked at Naruto. Naruto held his rifle to his head, a holy round loaded in it. Regardless of what happened now his life was in Naruto's hands. Dia and Summer were on their knees with Kushina and Cherri holding them at gunpoint. Vox had his hands, but that wasn't good enough as F-Kurama shifted into her Fox form which was about the size of a bull before using it's tails to sweep Vox and place a massive paw on his chest.
Valentino glared at Naruto. Naruto had his rifle aimed between Valentino's eyes.
"Go ahead and kill me," said Valentino, masking his fear of death behind his rage.
"No," said Naruto removing the gun from his head.
Everyone looked at Naruto in shock, while Kushina wanted to smile in pride. She knew what this was even though it was hard for others to understand. This wasn't mercy. Far from it. It wasn't going to get any easier for Valentino. Despite not raising him Naruto gained a core value of the Uzumaki Clan. While the Uzumaki believed in protecting the family, they also believed that death was too easy. Death was not a punishment, it was a release from pain. If you fought someone and were killed during the battle, that was one thing. Death was a part of life in the Shinobi world. Sparing an enemy's life was a spit in the face. Calling them unworthy of death at your hand. A blow to their Ego and pride. A fitting punishment for a Sinner of Valentino's standing.
Valentino was confused as well as angered by this. "Why?" asked the Sinner.
Naruto smirked. "Because I beat you. Not once, but twice. I beat you in all your stupid little mind games, and I beat you in combat. I personally don't care, but these guys who feared you know that you can be beaten. Your people may say that they won't tell anyone, but they will. You'll be the laughingstock of the Overlords by tomorrow evening. Powerful yes, but a laughingstock," laughed Naruto. (2) (3)
Valentino growled at the disrespect that was being shown. While it wasn't said, anyone who knows about it would try him and the other V's from this point forward. It was like sharks smelling blood in the water. They would be finished.
"Kill me," whizzed Valentino as he coughed up blood from a collapsed right lung.
"Death is a release, not a punishment. Your punishment is to live with this humiliation. And SWEAR to the terms that I set before my little siege with the added benefit that I now take 65 percent of all profits from any endeavors that come from your organization. I'll let you keep the prostitution ring going, but if I get back to my ear that people are raped, I'll come back and beat that ass again. Oh, and Cherri will be my Rep. You answer to her unless I'm personally present," said Naruto.
Velvet looked at Naruto and was rubbing her legs together. Watching this newly crowned Overlord show dominion over Valentino who is easily the strongest Overlord next to Alastor was... Intoxicating and arousing to say the least. Even if Valentino didn't accept the deal, Velvet had no desire to earn the wrath of this Overlord.
"If you do that I'll allow you and the Three V's to continue working as you have," said Naruto as he opened his hand as a contract formed out of midair.
"Don't do it Va-AWWW!" yelled Vox, only for Kurama in it's Bull-sized fox form to push a flaming claw deeper into Vox's back.
"Keep talking and I'll eat the meat from your bones," growled Kurama.
Cherri had the M4 pressed to Velvet's forehead, daring her to move so she could blow her head away with the entire clip.
"Well Val? I don't have all night and I can make the pain last for years to come if you don't get in line Valentino. Of course, that being said you'll only leave as long as my mother Millie lives. The day she dies... you die," said Naruto releasing his Aura.
Valentino growled. As he snatched the quill pen out of Naruto's hand and signed his name on the contract. So long as the V's existed he could always make a comeback, he could always repay the favor. Repay this insult visited on his person
The contract rolled up before Naruto put it in his pocket as a contract floated out of the building and into Naruto's hand. Naruto opened it up and looked at the details for Angels Contract. Before ripping the contract up and allowing the magic to vanish.
Naruto looked at the others with a smile. "Let's go find a raman joint I'm starving.
Kushina couldn't hold it in as she laughed. Kurama shifted to its Male form and shuck his head as Cherri slunk up to Naruto.
"So do I get a taste?" asked Cherri running a hand up his chest.
Naruto eyed up Cherri. "That depends. Are you in love with Angel?" asked Naruto.
Cherri flushed upon hearing this. It was true that she had always had some love for the person she called her best friend/Ride or die, but did she love Angel as more than a friend. That was something that she would have to think about another time. (4)
For now, she would enjoy the victory dinner with her new group.
Location: Stolas's Palace
Place: Stolas's Office
Time: Final Hour of the Purge
Lucifer began to laugh with Stolas looking at the King of hell as if he had creaked. He knew why he was laughing, but Stolas himself couldn't believe what had just happened. Naruto had basically torn down The Three V's Orginization and made them subservient, without creating a power vacuum imn the Overlord and Sinner ranks.
Lucifer was elated as he felt the SWEAR between Naruto and Valentino take hold. There were several Loopholes that Valentino could use, exploit and even KILL Naruto with, but it would be some time before he figured them out. The Chaos that would make the previous wars look like playground scuffles. In the meantime Lucifer would enjoy the fruits of what the young Overlord had done.
"How very entertaining that boy is!" said Lucifer as he finally got his laughing under control.
"My lord... what should we do about the feeling of death that happened a few days ago.?" asked Stolas voicing the elephant in the room
"Nothing," said Lucifer.
"Nothing?" asked Stolas
"Nothing. We'll chalk it up to the fact that the Purge was only days away. It's easy enough to spin as weird crap tends to happen around the Purge every year. As for Naruto, I've been looking for someone to be my official repetitivene in the Overlords for a while not," said Lucifer.
Stolas narrowed his eyes. "My Lord that is a risky proposition, even by your standards,"
"Oh and why is that?" asked the Original Fallen Angel.
"I know this young man. I watched him grow up to be the man he is today. His mother is one of my best friends, even though she is an imp. He is my Satanson, champion of my child, and one of those who I look to for military and political advice in dire matters. He is not a man who wishes for a lot in life, in fact when it comes to sinners he is downright tame and harmless by comparison," said Stolas.
Lucifer leaned back in the chair in such a way that made Stolas fear for his Satanson. "Your right. For now, I want you to keep monitoring him, and mentoring him. Were my daughter not utterly in love with that girl Vaggie and following her own dreams I would have married them already," said Lucifer showing some semblance of kindness.
"That is most kind and benevolent of you my lord," said Stolas with a bow.
"Oh do not get me wrong Stolas this is for my own entertainment as much as it is for the stabilization of Hell. If for any reason I see the Union of Charlie and Naruto as a better investment than say Charlie and her little sinner girlfriend Vagetha or Naruto and Octavia, I will pair them without question," said Lucifer Morningstar with a smile that made Stolas nearly shit himself in fear.
"I understand my lord," said Stolas.
Lucifer got out of the chair and walked over to Stolas before patting him on the shoulder. "I will see you soon Stolas, make sure to keep in me the loop," said Lucifer as he opened a gate and vanished.
Stolas used a shaking hand to grab a bottle of wine, before downing it in only a few gulps. Speaking with the most dangerous deal maker ever always left Stolas shaken and afraid. Stolas was a Powerful individual. He was as powerful as his father Paimon who was strong enough to Keep Alastor in check, but he was nowhere near the level of the Seven Sins and they were nowhere near Lucifer in power. Throwing the bottle away and pouring himself a bit of bourbon. Like all of Lucifer's deals, this would have to be kept behind closed doors.
Stolas made his way out of his office and into the Ballroom Hall. He looked around the hall and saw how Stella was interacting with her friends/ followers. As he went to sit in a chair and ignore the people two of his Hellhound guards walked up with one of his guests held between them.
Stolas's eyes widened. "Blitzy?" thought Stolas.
"Sir we caught this imp trying to get into the Liquor stores. What should we do to him?" asked Hellhound guard 1.
"Look if you two are going to beat my ass, break my kneecaps, and all that other kinky shit can you at least get me some weed first. I need to be high as a kite to feel anything," said Blitz. (5)
"No take him to my chambers. I will deal with him personally," said Stolas.
The two guards did as told, before Stolas found Stella.
"Stella my dear I must speak with you for a moment," said Stolas.
Stella rolled her eyes before she followed her husband to speak with him.
"What is it?" asked Stella crossing her arms under her bust.
"I found a delightful imp in our manner," said Stolas.
Stella raised an eyebrow at this. "What? Do you want my premission to fuck him or something?" asked Stella.
"Yes Actually I do," said Stolas.
Stella sighed as she rubbed her forehead. If it had been a few years ago she would have probably tried to decapitate Stolas. While she had no love for Stolas beyond that of her child's father she still respected him as a powerful mage in the Ars Goetia Royal ranks. Besides he wasn't the only Ars Goetia child of Paimon who had a lover or two on the side. Maybe that boy toy of Octavia's was rubbing off on her at the moment, that or remembering Stolas before Octavia was born helped her remember who he really was when push came to shove.
"Fine. Have your way with this imp, but keep it quiet. Any hint of him and I'll make a public stick that will stick to your ass for years!" said Stella as she walked away.
"Thank you, Stella, you won't regret it," said Stolas with a small smile on his face.
"At least he could end the night on a good note.
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Heyo. I know the fights seemed short, but I promise that they were easier to do that way. While it seems that I made them short I really tried but doing a mass fight is honestly my biggest weakness and a right pain in my ass. Also, the next chapter of MNM Lemons will be done by Sunday and uploaded.
A/N
1: Classic line from Gurren Laggan
2: The speech is a diretved version of Sin City: A Dame to Kill for. While the Original Sin City is One of my favorite movies of all time, a Dame to kill for not so much, but I've watched it enough times to remember some scenes really well.
3: If you have EVER heard Seth Rollins laugh think that.
4: I'm just playing off of the songs that have been released when it comes to the characters of Hazbin Hotel.
5: Stolas didn't know that Blitzo was in his palace. All he knew is that Loona's Adoptive Father was there as well as Cherri, Angel, Millie, and Moxxie.