Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Cherri/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
Drake o'Wryan Blackheart: Seth Rollins Laugh is his laugh can't really go more indeath. I'm talking about the one he does during a promo. As for which year. Think Cody Rhoades fued.
Bednarcykmiki: Death would have been to easy. The only reason he got to live.
Gamerlover41592: Thank you. I know everyone wanted Valentino to die, but that was never in the stars.
Calderoneric758: Slaps forehead. I forgot about the family Dinner. Thanks. Now I have to make that chapter. :(
Gaby11: Thank you very much
Jebest4781: Thank you for the idea. I'll see if I can squzee it in in a few chapters.
Perseus12: Stella and Naruto will be a HARD no. I might be playing with the idea of a lemon chapter between them, but that's it. Stella isn't one to lower her standards. And as far.
NaruLemon Stories: Thank you. It's going to be a while before I update that story if at all. For whatever reason people seemed to hate the direction I was taking it.
DaftMerc39: Valentino definitely got that ass beat Also I might just do something a tad bit different here soon.
Dijnn: Glad you enjoyed it.
Fenris Silverblood: Thank you, thank you
Nathair1: Vox is easily the smartest member of the V's as far as Lucifer goes... I can not say.
ChaosbeastspiritX: I can not say
Max Moreno: For the first part I can not say, the second part is going to be eaiser. Stella and Stolas will have a more amicable relationship in this story oppsed to their combative one in canon.
Shin: For the Lucifer plot line I can not say.
Nicholas: Yeah, like Valentino being made the bitch of new Overlord. XD
Jonale: Thank you. The dynamic isn't that different from how it was before. Just add a Naruto to the mix
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Rape, and other really bad things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 13: Family Dinner
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Naruto's Penthouse, Apartment building
Time: 1000 (A week after the Purge)
A pounding knock sounded on the door of the top-floor penthouse. Three groans could be heard from the large California King bed with an orange fur cover over the occupants.
"Who's turn to get the door?" asked Naruto rolling slightly over, trying to ignore the pounding on his door.
"I did it last time Ruto," groaned the Ars Goetia female.
Loona sighed. "I got it Tavia," said Loona as she got up, naked as the day she was born.
She reached into the bedside dresser and pulled out a pistol. She opened the door to Naruto's bedroom and walked out towards the front door. They heard the main door open and someone yelling... BANG! Loona returned a minute later with a smoking gun before she tossed it in a corner of the room along with several of Naruto's weapons. she crawled back into the warm bed and snuggled up to her lover and... harem sister? She was pretty sure there would be at least two or three more girls at this point in time.
"What was it this time Moonlight?" asked Naruto as Octavia snuggled into Naruto's chest.
"Some journalist wanting to talk to the 'new' Overlord of Imp City Ruto. He'll never find another story in his life," said Loona yawning.
In just one evening Naruto had become a recognizable bad ass in Hell's Overlord ranks. Just as he had predicted word quickly made its rounds in the the Pride Ring with various results. While Valentino was still alive and the Three V's were still in power, they were now subservient to Overlord Naruto. To the rest of the Pride Ring Naruto had taken up residence in Imp City as his base of operations. He bought the Entire building that his family lived in as well as several others to use as fronts/ bases for his future businesses. In truth he brought all those buildings because people were annoying him, and he wanted to rent them out for businesses. Kushina and Kurama were currently rooming together on the 4th floor with his Parents on the fifth. Blitz and Loona were living together on the third floor, with Naruto having converted the entire 6th floor into his own personal living space. Even Blitz had rented out one of his offices, at a great discount.
"It's not as bad as those bloody reporters. By Satan they've been calling nonstop, especially Katie Killjoy," groaned Octavia knowing that her sleep was now ruined.
That anchor skank, Katie Killjoy even calling him an up to come for an interview over his takeover of all of Valentino's Territory. That and a date at her Manor in Pentagram City. Apparently, she found it hot that Naruto managed to take over nearly half of Pentagram City in a single night. Naruto wasn't the only person who Katie had called on for an interview. Charlie had also been contacted to be on 666 news. The duo had decided that they would only go to the News Station on their terms.
"So since our sleep is now officially over what are we up to today?" asked Naruto yawning, before standing up. He didn't have anything on at the moment.
Considering the copious amount of sex the trio had last night. A 'rare' threesome as Octavia called it, it was a wonder any of them were up before noon.
Loona grabbed her towel and walked to the restroom to get showered and changed, only for Naruto to swat her ass making her jump slightly before she turned and growled at Naruto playfully. Octavia laughed since Loona hated getting her behind slapped unless it was for sex. Another surprise was that Loona wasn't really a fan of doggy style with cowgirl, the cross and getting fucked against the wall. Most of it she discovered in the Kamasutra.
"I have to help Blitz with some final touches to get the business up and running. Apparently, he's going to extend past the living world that we have access to and go to other dimensions. Not sure how he plans on that though," said Loona as she walked into the bathroom and shut the door and turned on the water.
Naruto walked into the living room and began to pull out eggs, sausage links and waffles. Naruto began to cook smiling as the smells began to wiff though the room. After a few minutes Naruto plated the food and set one aside for Loona as he and Octavia sat at the table.
"So do we have the day off or will I be needed in my official capacity as your Champion?" asked Naruto
"No we don't have anything to take care of in the territory right now. As much as I want to stay and have sex for the rest of the morning, I have to register for my law classes. Mother was insistent that if I stayed with you tonight, I had to get it done before the end of the week," said Octavia as she finished her links.
Loona returned from the bathroom and began to dry her fur. Loona's hair always became fluffy when her groaned as she pulled on a pair of skintight ripped blue jeans that did things to her ass th and a red I.M.P shirt that apparently Blitz had made for the company. Her normal spiked black choker, you could even see the edge of her black thong.
"Showers free," said Loona while she grabbed her own plate.
Octavia grabbed her own clothes and went to the shower.
"Why didn't we party last night?" asked Loona as she tore into her food like a starved wolf.
"Because we wanted a quiet night after the madness," said Naruto
While they could have partied with Ken and his crew or hung out at the palace there was a lot going on at the moment. Naruto was getting constant calls from Cherri, Charlie trying to get Naruto to be a sponsor, and Stolas calling Naruto for several training and Military meetings. All it all it was a miracle that Naruto even had time to blow the Owl and Hellhound girls backs out, as a there was always something going one.
So, it was always special when the threesome of them spent any amount of time together. Another thing was that Loona and Octavia had established something of a pecking order when it came to who was who in their relationship. Octavia was over Loona. Part of the Hellhound girl realized that Octavia was the head bitch in their relationship. The onetime they had sex without Naruto there Octavia had dominated as the top. but she didn't act stuck up or or treat her like she was beneath her. Instead, Octavia sometimes acted shy and allowed the more aggressive Loona to lead in bed. It was a give and take between the two girls.
Octavia exited the bathroom wearing a hot pink shirt that left her belly exposed, her favorite hoodie, and a black pair of short shorts, as well as her beanie.
"So will you two be joining me, mom and dad tonight for dinner?" asked Naruto.
Octavia put a hand on her chin, before shaking her head. "Sorry Ruto, Dad has plans to teach me star magic tonight and that will take up most of the evening," said Octavia.
"I'll be there. Mills makes the best Razorboar stacks in hell," said Loona licking her chops.
"Alright girls. I'll see you both later," said Naruto kissing Octavia and then Loona as they left the apartment to get to their job/studies.
Naruto looked around the room. He decided it was best to work on some of his weapons before anything else happened. Besides his dad would kill him if he neglected his guns.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Kushina/Kurama's apartment
Time: 1300
Kushina looked at the living room as M-Kurama finished placing the large table in the middle of the room. Despite it only having been a week. Kushina went over to the couch and took a seat, With Kurama joining her. Kushina picked up the remote and began to channel surf.
"Do you regret it?" asked M-Kurama.
"Regret what?" asked Kushina.
"Not returning to heaven, excommunicating yourself?" asked M-Kurama.
During the final hours of the Purge Kushina's commander came for her personally. He had been shocked at the fact that Kushina had begun to fall. He had told Kushina that they had to return to heaven or there would be no turning back if she became a Fallen Angel. Kushina had expressed her desire to stay and get to know her son. The Commander told her that it was pointless since her son was a Sinner and would never be allowed into God's Kingdom. That had resulted in the Uzumaki- According to Kushina- Double face punch. Of course, this wasn't an instant disqualification from Heaven, but It did result in a 200-year ban from Heaven.
"I'm fine," said Kushina. "I have no problem staying in Hell and teaching my son the way of the Uzumaki,"
"We're not in the Elemental Nations anymore. The Uzumaki Clan doesn't exist anymore. We're not even close to the Pure lands,"
Kushina snorted. "Naruto and I are alive here now. The Uzumaki Clan lives. Heaven was the closest thing to the Pure lands that most Shinobi were going to get. I'm honestly surprised I haven't found Mikoto or Fugaku down here," said Kushina.
Kurama opened his mouth to speak but stopped as a knock sounded on the door. Kushina huffed, before getting up and flinging the door open. Her mood which was already sour thanks to Kurama's question got worse as she saw one of Naruto's prime caregivers.
"What do you want Imp?" asked Kushina crossing
Moxxie looked at the rather pissed off Fallen Angel and knew that if he didn't choose his next words carefully, he might be meeting his makers.
"Hello Miss Kushina... um... Kurama. I thought that it would be prudent that as you are Naruto's birth mother, with me and my wife as his primary caregivers we thought that it would be a good idea to have dinner together as a family," said Moxxie.
M-Kurama raised an eyebrow at this. "Why?" asked the incarnation of Hate.
Moxxie smiled. "It is my personal belief that Naruto needs to know the people who were in his life before he died.
Kushina frowned. "Look Mr. Moxxie we-," started Kushina.
"Accept your offer," said Kurama shifting to his female form.
Kushina looked at Kurama with a glare, while Moxxie looked at the vulpine in surprise.
"Ummm Very well then. Dinner will be at 8 tonight. Please try and arrive 20 minutes early.
As Moxxie left Kushina turned to F-Kurama with a glare. "Why did you tell him that we would come over?" asked Kushina.
F-Kurama took a seat on the couch and began to flick though channels. "Because while I never got a chance to speak with Naruto and my abilities passively healing him, Millie and Moxxie know him. So, the best source of information on Naruto is his adoptive parents," said F-Kurama.
Kushina glared at F-Kurama but knew that the fox was right. That didn't mean that she had to agree fully.
"Bite my big round peach-shaped ass Kurama,"
F-Kurama smirked before she jumped off the couch and sank her teeth into the juicy flesh of Kushina's ass.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Millie and Moxxie's Apartment
Time: 1940
Moxxie opened the door to see Kushina and Kurama standing there. Kushina in a mini dress with no back, and Kurama -in it's rare gender neutral from- in a Kimono. Kushina heard Naruto and Millie laughing as they high-fived, Loona glared at the duo. On closer inspection the group was playing monopoly
"Welcome to our humble abode," said Moxxie.
Kurama bowed, and noticed that Kushina didn't bow, but elbowed her in the gut making her double over.
"Thank you for having us," said Kurama.
Kushina glared at her roommate. "Thanks,"
Moxxie smiled. "It's our pleasure. Dinner will be plated soon," said Moxxie.
As the group waited for dinner to finish cooking Kushina looked at the way Millie and Naruto interacted. They laughed, had a competitive rivalry, talking about everything and nothing. Loved each other. And that's to say nothing of the little girl who was hanging off HER son's arm like a little skank! That should have been her who Naruto loved and laughed it. Who he had a one-sided rivalry with for his Shinobi training years. The girl that should have been hanging off of his arm should have been a girl that Kushina approved of. Maybe Hyuga Hitomi's little girl or one of her students, possibly Kurenai or Little Hana. This wasn't right!
"Food's on," said Millie
Moxxie, Kurama, Loona, and Naruto sat next to each other as Kushina and Millie were having a staring contest with each other over the dinner table. They were eating Razorboar roast courtesy of Lin and Joe. The table had been tense for a while with the small talk getting made. Kushina was directing any and all talk to Naruto trying to learn more about him. This didn't sit well with any of the others and Kurama was trying to get her to speak with the others.
Millie looked at her son's... incubator with narrowed eyes. Millie had felt the glare that Kushina had been giving her since she entered her home. Normally Millie would ignore such things, but she knew why Kushina was glaring at her. She was jealous of her relationship with Naruto. It's not like she was responding to Kushina's lack of relationship with Naruto. She died. She had nothing to aspire too and could only hope that she would meet Naruto again one day. Now Millie wasn't unreasonable she loved her son and would allow him to get to know his birth mother. Millie was however greedy and would NOT allow this woman to insert herself into Naruto's life just because she was feeling bad.
Kushina herself was cutting into her stake with more force than needed and glaring back at her son's... caregiver with a powerful glare. This short stack thought that she could insert herself into her son's life and be his mother. Sure, it may have been 17 years since Kushina died and 10 since Naruto died, but that was beside the point. The bond between a mother and her son was special. Sure, Kushina couldn't raise Naruto, but she still had a lot to teach her son. Like how to select a girl just like her.
"Listen Millie I want to thank you for raising and protecting my son. Even though he ended up in hell he could have ended up with someone much worse.
Millie narrowed her eyes. "Where is this going Miss Kushina?" thought Millie.
"However, your services will no longer be need as I will be raising my son from here on out," said Kushina.
Millie's eyes narrowed. "Wh? Listen here you tomato-haired bitch! Naruto is my little murderer and just because you gave birth to him don't mean shit!" growled Millie.
Kurama groaned. If you wanted to Trigger Kushina call her a Tomato.
"You calling me a tomato when your round and thick, and red like a fucking apple!" yelled Kushina standing.
"At least my man likes em thicc unlike what your husband liked you fucking twig!" yelled Millie.
"At least my man could knock me up! What little man there doesn't have the balls?" asked Kushina.
"My man has plenty of balls. Enough to fuck me 5 times a week. How often you get some? Oh, wait you were in heaven and your husband is in the stomach of Death. Must have been a shitty 17 years with no dick," taunted the thicc short stack.
Kushina jumped across the table and tackled Millie. The duo rolled around for a bit while the others finished their food. After that they moved out of the way and allowed the two to fight for a total of 20 fucking minutes.
"ENOUGH!" yelled Naruto catching the two women off guard. As Millie was biting Kushina on the leg and Kushina was pulling Millie's hair.
"SHE STARTED IT!" yelled Millie and Kushnia.
"And I'm finishing it. Mom," started Naruto
"Yes?" asked the two women before glaring at each other.
"Millie You and -Dad- Mox raised me, and I love you for it, but I can make my own choices. Kushina I have never known you aside from this week. I want to get to know you, but you being my mom is pretty much impossible since Millie is my mom. Although I would like to call you my friend," said Naruto.
Millie and Kushina looked at each other. They seemed to have a silent conversation for a minute before they nodded to each other. They punched Naruto sending him to the ground. As Naruto tried to get up, he found a pair of feet on his chest.
"Don't ever take that tone with us!" yelled Millie.
"You may be 17 young men, but you're not too old to get your hide tanned," said Kushina.
"So, what the fuck was all that about before?" asked Moxxie scratching his head.
Loona sighed. "It's a woman thing, don't look too much into it.
Kurama looked at Kushina and felt himself shifting between his male and female forms getting wet and hard with each shift. "Damn that was hot," said Kurama.
Naruto allowed his head to fall to the ground with a grin. His mothers were fucking nuts.
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And Cut. So didn't feel like going super in depth into this chapter. Kushina and Millie will have their little rivalry both thinking that they know better for Naruto. Anyway Next chapter we get into HB proper so look forward to that. See ya soon.