Aoi Tenma: I'm back!!
Chibi Varon: AOI -SAMAA!!! (Cries while glomping AT)
Aoi Tenma: Varon...? You're not a muse in this anime fic, what are you doing?
Chibi Varon: Varon misses Aoi-sama!!T-T Aoi-sama went away for too long!!! Varon tsumanai!!
Aoi Tenma: nn;; Have I really been hospitalized for that long?
Hao: Hai. Chibi Malik has taken over LEGO WORLD (tm) & Chibi Noa has just finished creating a PS3, I know that and I'm not even a muse in the anime they're originally from.
Aoi tenma: (Still has Chibi Varon clinging to her neck) Oops.... Gomenasai mina-san!! I was hospitalized a few days back so I didn't have time to write, but I'm back!! Though it'll take a while before I could update anything else... A lot of my fics are being frozen at the moment. And when I got back, I had a lot to carch up AND someone hacked into my e-mail & changed the password... Someone out there is hostile towards me... -.-;;
Chibi Varon: (Still glomping AT)
Aoi Tenma: Let's start!! (To Chibi Varon) You can let go of me now...
Chibi Varon: X3
DISCLAIMER: Shaman King? Me? No, no... You've mistaken it for Hiroyuki Takei. No, I don't own the Lego world or a PS3, those now belong to my Yu- Gi-Oh! muses who went out of control while I was gone. Yeah, you're allowed to kill them. No, I don't like Barney. No, Butsu Zone doesn't belong to me. And yes, Chibi Varon is still choking my neck.
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE......
Macchi: DAMMIT!! I'm lost... T-T;; (Re-looks at map) I thought that oba- san said that this was the way to Tokyo!! ....Damn... I'll never get to Yoh & Anna's baby shower...
???: Macchi?
Macchi: Now I'm halucinating that Luchist is talking to me....
???: What's wrong, Luchist?
Macchi: Great... Now the kid-whose-gender-I'm-not-sure-of is here too... WHY DOES MY MIND TORMENT ME??!!
Opacho: Because Opacho & Luchist are real?
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Macchi: OPACHO!!
Opacho: Macchi!
Luchist: Macchi?
Macchi: LUCHIST!!
Luchist: MACCHI!
Opacho: Luchist!
Luchist: Opacho!!
Macchi: Luchist!!
Luchist: Macchi!!
All three: (Takes deep breaths) (Pants)
Opacho: Mou... Macchi is okay now?
Macchi: Yep!! Do you guys know where I am?
Luchist: You're in Tokyo... Why?
Macchi: I MADE IT!!! CEEEEEELEEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON!! (Does dance)
Luchist: We'll be doing that at Yoh's place tomorrow. Anyway, I just met Mari some time ago & she was wondering where you were... Better go to her house before she sends Chuck after you
Macchi: O.O Right...
NOW, WITH ANNA & YOH, THE NEXT DAY.....
Anna: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! ANNYAROO!!!! WHERE'D YOU GO BAKA?! KISAMAYAROOOO!!!!
Yoh: (Hiding under bed) Kami-sama I am abused... T-T
Amidamaru: (Finally released) (Yeah, I know... It took a few chapters before he was FINALLY released U.U;;) Yoh-dono... You really need to face her, she is afterall pregnant.
Anna: (From the kitchen) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Blood, sweat, and tears!!!!! SUFFER MY PREEEEECIOUUUSSSS!!!!
CRASH!! (Sounds of Anna throwing random things from fridge & wrecking the whole kitchen)
SLAM!! (Sounds of Anna cutting the ceiling with a chainsaw & the ceiling falling on the floor... Don't ask)
BOOM!! (Sounds of Anna pouring alcoholic drinks on a blazing stove flame)
Amidamaru: O.O
Yoh: Anna isn't mean anymore... SHE'S INSANE!!! T-T
Anna: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! (Drinks juice that appears randomly)
Juice: (Contains sleeping pills)
Anna: MWAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA--Ha--haaaa.....(Falls asleep) ZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzzZZ...
Yoh: Did you do that?
Amidamaru: n.n;; Hai, Yoh-dono...
Yoh: (Wipes sweat off forehead) Phew -.-;; Now I just have to clean the mess before everyone get here...
Amidamaru: But you still have 6 hours, Yoh dono... By the way, Anna-san signed you up for Father classes with Nichrom & Silva right...? Are you okay with this?
Yoh: I'm fine, but I'm mostly worried about how Nichrom & Ren... --;; Anyway, gotta get cleaning.
A FEW HOURS LATER.....
Funbari Onsen: (Is now well prepared for the baby shower)
Yoh: (Is proud of himself)
Anna: (Just woke up) (Is not insane) You've outdone yourself, anata.
Yoh: Arigatou, Anna
The bell then rang, signaling the first guest to come. Yoh ran over the door to find...
Yoh: Yo, HoroHoro!! Pilika!! Ren!! Jun!!
Ren: Hey...
Anna: Where's Jin & Kurumi?
Pilika: Pyron & Bason volunteered to babysit them, so we didn't bring them...
Yoh: Too bad... I wanna see Kurumi-chan!
Ren: Maybe next time if you come over, Yoh, by then I KNOW she will be able to say a few words...
Jun: -.-;; They're not old enough, Ren.
Ren: ....
HoroHoro: Anyway!! Looks like we're the first one here!!
Hao: (Appears out of nowhere) Not. Quite.
HoroHoro: YOU?! YOH!! HOW COME YOU INVITED HIM??!!!
Yoh: He's my brother, of course I would invite him
Hao: What he said.
???: Konbawa!! You must be Anna-san!!
Anna: Yes... Are you with Hao?
???: Yeah! My name's Naru, by the way. I'm with Hao
HoroHoro: Hao?! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND??!!! O.O
Hao: No, I don't have one.
HoroHoro: Oh yeah... OF COURSE
Hao: She's my fiancée.
HoroHoro: Of course she is. WHAT??!! O-O
Ren: THE BASTARD HAS A FIANCEE??!! O-O
Hao: You know I AM standing here....
Naru: n.n;; Ano... Here's a present for the baby, Anna-san, Yoh-san.
Yoh: Arigatou!! By the way, please come in!!
???: Yo, Yoh!
Out of nowhere, the authoress herself appears from the darkness, with her spirit: Farlos, who looks like Nightmare from the playstation game Soul Calibur (Me no own)
Hao: IT'S HER!!! OMG IT'S HER!! O-O
HoroHoro: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Oo
Ren: YOH!! DID YOU PLAN THIS THE WHOLE TIME??!!! O
Manta: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, YOH!! HOW COULD YOU!! WHY DID YOU INTEND TO KILL US??!!! T-T
Yoh: Ano--
Jun: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE..... AGAIN!!!! O
Pilica: NO!! I STILL HAVE MY BABIES TO TAKE CARE OF!!!! TOT;;
Yoh: Ano.... U.U;;
(For those who doesn't understand what's going on, read my fic called 'No Where to Run', my old username was Dark Demon Angel, & at the same time I used it as a character that kills all the SK characters)
Aoi Tenma: (Sighs) --;; Anna-san, please?
Anna: Yos... (Clears throat) URUSAI!!!! YAKAMASHIYO KONO KISAMAYAROOOOOO!!!! (Scary Backround)
Everyone: (Silences) OO
Aoi: Domo, Anna-san. And if I may, I will NOT kill any of you, no matter how insane I am. Besides, I only killed you guys in that other fic --;; also, I am a totally different character, note my spirit.
Farlos: KiLL...kIiL... KkIiIIIiiiLLllL!!!!!
Everyone: .....O.o;;
Aoi: Tonikaku! I brought along a friend, Rian!
Rian (Rian Dark Angel): Konbawa! Mina-san!
Yoh: Well, let's go inside then!
Everyone: (Follows Yoh inside)
INSIDE
Anna: (Nervously to Pilica) Umm... Pilica...?
Pilica: Yeah?
Anna: Just wondering... Does it hurt when you gave birth to Kurumi & Jin?
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Pilica: ....DAMN RIGHT IT HURTED!!! I WAS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND GRIPPING REN'S HAND UNTIL IT BROKE!! IT HURTS WAAAAYYYY TOO MUCH!!!!!
Ren: So true... T-T;;
Yoh & Anna: OO;;
Rian: ...But it was worth it, right?
Pilica: Yep
Anna: (Anime fall)
Yoh: (Sweatdrop)
Naru: Hao, where's Opacho? I thought he was coming with us...
Hao: He's coming with Mari, Luchist and if she's here, Macchi.
Naru: And Kanna & Silva-san?
Hao: ...Not sure... I just pray for Silva's sake, that Kanna isn't in her... 'destructive mode'
Naru: ? OO
Hao: Don't ask n.n;;
A few moments later, the doorbell rang again, and the one at the door is....
Yoh: !! Joruri-san! Keii-san!
Joruri (Joruri Soma): Konbawa, Yoh-kun! Here, I brought pie!!
Yoh: Sankyuu!
HoroHoro: PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Joruri: O.o;;
Pilica: BAD!! BAD ONICHAN!! DOWN!! (Whacks Horo on the head with a paper fan- harrisen)
HoroHoro: (Whimpers)
Joruri: (sweatdrop)
Keii (Keii-hk): Ara...? Where's Pakkizuki, Loppy & Angels?
Pakkizuki: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLPPPP!!!!!
In the backround, Pakkizuki is being chased around by a mob of koroppokurus, she tripped, the little midgets caught up, ...and well... You don't wanna know UU;; While Angels & Loppy then caught up with Keii & Joruri.
Angels (Angels-Wings): Konbawa, Yoh! Anna-san!
Loppy (Loppy-chan): Yo, futari domo!
Pakkizuki: DADEKAAAAA TAAAAASSUUUUUUKEEEEETEEEEEE!!! T-T;;;
???: Konbawa! I'm not late, am I...?
Yoh: ?
Aoi: (Pops behind Anna & Yoh) Ahni-san! Yo!
Ahni (Ahnigurl): Hi! Anna-san, here's a present for the baby!
Anna: Arigato, Ahni-san.
Loppy: Well! Let's go inside!
HoroHoro: AND PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilica: BAD ONI-CHAN!!! (Politely to Joruri) Please put the pie on the table, Joruri-Soma
Angels: .....Since when did HoroHoro became obsessed with pies, Pilica?
Pilica: Since he watched the dub version of himself -.-;;
Ahni: Anyway, got punch?
Anna: Right inside.
All: (Walks inside)
MEANWHILE
Silva: Kanna! We're leaving, hayaku ne!
Kanna: Hai! (Catches up to Silva)
When Kanna finally met Silva at the door, Silva notices her rather distracted feature. When they finally left the house, Silva couldn't help but feel something's about to happen....
Tsuzuku
Hao: Aoi! Are you just going to end it there?!
Aoi Tenma: Yep!
Hao: --;;
Aoi: Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to all my friends, read their stories!!! Their usernames are in the brackets, so read & review their stories!!!! Also, if I used you in this chapter & you are not comfortable being here, just tell me & I'll repost a new chapter with you removed, k? Tonikaku! Enjoy your day!! Gotta get back to project work... T-T
Chibi Varon: (Yes, still clutching to my neck) TT Aoi-sama!!
Aoi: -.- ....Go back to your story genre, CV!
Chibi Varon: Demo--!
Aoi: I'll play with you for 3 hours if you do.
Chibi varon: ......................................Okay!!
Aoi: Sa, ja ne minna-san!