Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of MNM
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry/?/?/?, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama, Cherri X Angel
Summary: Out for a stroll one day Millie finds a child on the side of the road and decides to adopt him and teach him how to raise some hell... oh Moxxie is there as well.
Hey everyone. So I had a conversation with a fan- I'm not dropping names for reasons- about the state of the harem. We had a very nice conversation. So I'll give the cliff notes. As the Harem currently stands there are 4 girls. Loona, Octavia, Verosika, and Mrs. Mayberry- Named Abby for the sake of this story.
I'm not going to do a Mega harem. 5 to 7 women in his harem at most. That's my Bottom line up front. That's not to say that I won't to a Non-story canon lemon between Naruto and one or two of the girls, but that's another matter altogether. Also if there is a Lemon that you would like to see I have no problem writing them out and posting them, just know that between lemons could be as long as 2-3 weeks and upwards of 5 chapters in between when we last saw them.
Review Response
23debal01: Nope. Not trying to overdo the harem or mess with the Love between Vaggie and Charlie. I can do it as a Non-story Lemon, but it's not happening in the main story.
Ghust95: I can not say
Perseus12: Believe it or not Hinata is one of the few girls I have grown to not dislike per say, but become disinterested with her.
Jebest4781: Mayberry is going to be a bigger challenge then Loona or Octavia were. But I still think that Mayberry is going to be tougher then Verosika is.
Edrick Twilight Legend: Thank you. You won't believe it but Kurenai is... I can not say.
Gamelover41592: I skipped the pilot because I honestly couldn't find any joy in trying to fit it in. I did 3 different drafts and tossed them all because I didn't like them.
Themattman4000: Honestly making Kurenai so bitchy isn't to hard.
DaftMerc39: I thought about who from the Naruto- main cast I wanted in that slot. And Honestly Kurenai was the only one who fit the bill. Not because I hate her or anything but because everyone else wasn't a good fit.
Killjoy3000: I can not say
Fox Boss: I can not say
Hammelbroden: I cannot say
NaruLemon Stories: Yeah she is
Drake O'Wryan Blackheart: If I told you who Naruto's WWE Move was you wouldn't believe me.
Fenris Silverblood: No problem. Kurenai... I can not say
Calderoneric758: You have no idea. Wait for the lemon
Nicholas: To both questions I can not say.
Nathair1: Yes to all
Icarus the Foxxkidd: Stella is one of those characters that is REALLY hard to make likable.
Jonale: Who knows? Lol and thank you
Bednarczykmiki: No fox girls here.
AlphaWolf00117: If you want I can PM you something that I had just laying around
HMV Black Templar: Yep
Shin: I Can not say. As for Hana if she makes it to Hell I might do what you suggested. As for all the ninja... The Fact that A few Shinobi ended up in Hell/Heaven is a freak Accident on a number of levels. More to be explored with that in the future.
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
Notes: Millie, Moxxie, Blitzo, and Stolas are Aged up, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Rape, and other really bad things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is owned by Vivziepop
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Chapter 15: I.M.P and friends pt 2
Location: Seattle Washington, Earth
Place: Golden Gardens
Time: 1200, May 2021
Martha was a HOT blonde MILF who recently turned millionaire MILF, thanks to an 'incident' with a crazy bitch. An incident she may or may not have started by sleeping with Jerold, but what man was gonig to turn down sex with her? Martha was actually lucky to escape with her life. The Doctors even told her that had she not already had a metal plate in her head from a surgery she had as a child she could have died. Then again, she already had several surgeries planned to hide that hideous scar that would no doubt form on her forehead.
Martha was easily a very beautiful- Hot to teenagers and Young adults- voluptuous woman who was in her mid-thirties but could pass for mid 20's. Large F-cup breasts made the Southern Belle seem more thicc than she was skinny. She has big, poofy blonde hair, light skin, brown eyes, and a mole under her right eye. She was currently wearing a red sports bra, and blue yoga pants. She was on her morning jog but wasn't going to go on her usual 4 miles and instead cut it down to two.
She would have liked to be rolling in the sack with her husband, but he was currently bagging them dinner for tonight. A sweet young thang who liked em big. To be honest Martha liked them big too. It was why she went after men who were Large in body and cock size. There was one thing that set the deal in stone, however. They had to be handsome. If they weren't at least an 8.5, she wouldn't even look their way. Of course, no one would ever compare to her Ralphie.
She came to a stop when she returned to the start of her route. She walked to her car and unlocked it to grab her towel and Waterbottle. Finding her towel she reached into her back to grab said bottle but found nothing.
She frowned at this. While she could go and buy one she didn't want to waste the money, besides there HAD to be someone who wanted to help out the 'Local' Hero. Looking around for a target she stopped as she found one or rather two of them.
She saw a pair of Young Adults probably in 19 and 20 respectively. A Young man and a young woman. Just her type young and probably very dumb.
The young woman She stood at 5'6" with B or even C cup breasts long, voluminous silver hair – that was obviously dyed to anyone with a brain- and the right side was shaved down, red eyes, and pale skin, wearing a purple long-sleeve shirt that had a wolf howling at the moon on it but left her belly button and thin tight waist exposed, a pair of black spat shorts that hugged her thighs and ass made Martha question if she had a little 'ghetto' in her, and a pair of black shoes. She would break so easily under her big strong husband.
While she liked the look of the young woman, it was the young man who had caught her attention. Nowhere near as tall as her Ralphie he was easily about 6'2" and pretty well muscled, his wild blonde hair gave him an exotic look Lovely sea blue eyes that were clearly from the parent that had western blood in their veins. He looked like he was half oriental, not that she had many problems with that, wearing a tight-fitting tiger-stripped muscle shirt, black joggers, and orange shoes. On his lower right arm was a tattoo of some kind of Fox and that weird writing that Oriental's did. Oh well, it wasn't like she was looking for much out of him.
The duo were starching and the girl put on a bit of a show, by doing the splits as the young man grabbed her shoulders and pushed her forward until she was bent in a way that would make a snake jealous.
Putting on her best smile Martha walked over to them. "Hey, Y'all two,"
The duo stopped what they were doing and looked at her. The girl's eyes widened before she jumped upwards.
"Oh my god! Your Martha! You're like my freaking hero," gushed the girl.
The woman smiled, before putting her hands on her cheeks. "Oh stop it sugar you making me blush. I'm just little ol'Martha,"
"Who is this Luna?" asked the boy with a slight accent as he eyed the older woman up and down.
Of course Martha noticed those big blues had stopped on her amazing boobs. I mean who wouldn't eye her up for sex? The boy wasn't trying to hide his wondering eyes. Oh he was too cute. She would eat him up. She had to stop herself from licking her lips.
Luna looked back at her friend. "Menma, this is Miss Martha Clayton. She was attacked by a crazy bitch about 7 months ago and survived," said Luna.
"Well i'm flattered Sugar," said Martha as she hugged the two youngsters. "Say why don't yall come to my place tonight for Dinner with me and my husband. We can put the kiddo's to bed early and made it a night with adults. What do you say?" asked Martha.
Menma looked at Luna. "Kore wa hontōni hiroidesu ka?
Luna nodded. "Issho ni itte nani ga okite iru ka mite mo son wanaideshou,"
Martha looked at the two confused since she didn't speak a lick of chinese. Or was it Korean.
Menma sighed. "Īkedo, kon'ya wa tejō o kake rare tsumebutsu o sa reru," said Menma.
Luna squealed, before jumping on Menma and kissing him. "Arigatō ai," said Luna. (1)
"Well sugar?" asked Martha hoping that the two darlings in front of her didn't just say no.
"We accept Mrs. Martha," said Luna grabbing Martha's hands. "I can't believe my boyfriend and I are going to dine with 'The Hero' Martha Clayton,"
Martha smiled. "Thank you both. Come to this address around 9 tonight. By then the youngens will be asleep," Said Martha before she kissed Naruto on his cheek, and did the same to Luna. And handing over a slip of paper with
Before Menma and Luna could leave they could leave, Martha asked them for some water which Luna gave over, before Menma and Luna took off.
"Such nice kids. Ralphie and I are gonna give them the time of their lives before we gobble them up," thought Martha with a sharp-toothed Grin.
Less than 100 years away Menma and Luna ducked into a tunnel before they shifted back to their true forms. Once back in their real forms, Loona spat onto the ground.
"All that Ass kissing left a bad taste in my mouth. Not to mention she reeks of meat," said Loona as Naruto handed her a handkerchief to blow her nose.
"What do you mean meat?"
"Normal humans all have a unique scent that's specific to them. Just them. She smells like she's been eating her own kind" said Loona tapping her nose in a knowing manner.
Naruto put a hand on his chin. While ones own kind wasn't really a sin per say since animals of all kinds did it, her methods did. Killing on the battlefield wasn't considered a sin, killing a person who tried to kill you first wasn't a sin. Louring men and women in with the promise of sex, and thin knifing them in the back was a sin, however. The Fox rubbed his head. There were a lot of loopholes and cavorts when it came to how killing.
"Let's return to hell. Blitz is going to want this information," said Naruto.
Despite Naruto and Loona both having human forms and better stealth skills than the imps
Loona nodded as she took some Hell chalk and quickly drew a hell portal The duo jumped in and just had to wait for a few hours.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring, Hell
Place: I.M.P offices
Time: 2000 (Earth time)
Naruto and Loona were getting dressed in the clothes that they would be wearing to the Clayton homestead. Both dressing to impress their hosts. While they were doing this a pair of overprotective parents were watching.
"I still say this is a bad idea," said Blitz.
"I agree. A shotgun or an Axe would do just fine," grunted Millie folding her arms and glaring at her son.
"But this way there's less likely to be collateral damage," said Naruto tying his orange tie.
"But we're killing a Family," said Moxxie as he rubbed his head. "I mean in what circumstances would we need to kill a whole Family? A shitty dad, I get, Maybe even an Italian Mafioso Family, I understand, but an entire family.
Millie sighed. "Mox I love you, but it's not our place to decide if that. We're paid to kill them end of story hon," said Millie grabbing her husband's cheeks.
"I still think my idea of just going to their house in the middle of the night and shooting the bitch through a window would have been way cooler!" yelled Blitz.
Loona looked at her dad. "Dad, if you we did that we would leave to much evidence. EVIDENCE that would prove the existence of the afterlife. An offense punishable by eternal punishment in one of Lucifer's personal dungeons," said Loona.
"Please don't pout sir, it's quite unbecoming," said Moxxie.
Blitz put a hand on his chin thinking about it. "Fine, I'm skull fucking the next target we kill,"
Location: Outskirts of Settle Washington
Place: Clayton Homestead
Time: 2100, May 2021
The Clayton's homestead out on in the middle of the woods surrounded by land that had been in their family for Generations. First won during the Treaty of Oregon for services rended. The family had built a three-story cabin that spanned the length of 40 meters by 60 meters. Many generations of Christians had been born in this house. At least until the current patriarch converted the immediate family when he met his wife.
Ralph Clayton was a hulking figure and despite being in his early 40s he was still as healthy as a horse, standing at 6'7 with a muscular frame that had very little fat on it. Light brown hair with a white strand in the back of his hair styled like a pompadour and thick eyebrows His eyes appear to be closed most of the time. He also has a golden tooth, wearing a long sleeve plaid red shirt with blue jeans, and boots.
The youngen's had already been put to sleep in their soundproof rooms, but that was neither here nor there, Ralph was sitting on the stairs with Martha mixing drinks in the kitchen. Nothing speical, just a stronger-than-normal aphrodisiac with their guests having a bit of a knockout drug. They would have great pleasure before they were...
A knock sounded on the door. Ralph got up and walked over to the door. He swung it open with a big grin on his face. The grin was more because of the beautiful girl in the black dress with the bust window instead of the young man wearing blue jeans and a button-up black shirt, and an orange tie.
"Welcome to my home youngins. My name is Ralph Clayton," said Ralph as he extended his hand.
The young man took his hand and Clayton was surprised. For such a skinny kid he sure had a strong handshake. Releasing the young man's hand he took the young woman's hand. That was more like it. Soft and feminine, but still had some muscle to it. Just like his Martha.
He lead the duo into the parlor where Martha was. His beautiful wife had already set the drinks in the appropriate places. Martha took a seat next to Menno and he took his place next to Luna. The group just spoke about what they were up to.
Luna was apparently a secretary in her dad's conflict resolution business. Menma apparently worked as a bodyguard for some big businessman. That was neither here nor there. Ralph was more interested in the girl. Normally he liked his woman more full, but then again wrecking the body of such a slip of a thang would be fun. Something that he kinda expected from such young adults.
Both of their guests had already downed their drinks and were probably feeling the effects at the moment. Ralph watched as Martha put her feet across Menma's lap.. Ralph smiled that was the signal for Ralph to take Luna away.
"Hey little miss why don't I show you around the guest room. I mean it's a long drive back to the city and it would be irresponsible for me to allow you and your boyfriend to go after drinking," said Ralph.
Luna nodded. "I guess I am a little buzzed," said Luna.
Ralph lead Luna away while putting a hand on her shoulder and moving it down to her backside.
Once Ralph and Luna were upstairs Martha downed her glass of wine before she straddled Menma's lap with the speed of a bobcat. Before Menma could say anything, she began to kiss him. The fury and passion of this woman took the younger man by surprise. Menma's eyes widened in shock and he managed to grab Martha's arms and twist them around, so she was under him.
Martha's eyes shined with lust. "So you want to take over. I love a man who dominates," said Martha.
"What about your husband?" asked Menma.
"He's probably already balls deep in little Luna. Ralphie never was one for foreplay aside from smooching. Personally I enjoy chocking on a nice log before I get fucked,"
Menma smiled as he leaned down to Martha's ear. "Sorry, but your not my type. Abby is though and she promised me a hell of a time if I rip out your heart," said Menma.
"Wh-UHH!" yelled Martha as something smashed through her ribcage and grasped her still-beating heart.
Martha looked up as Menma began to vanish and grow tails. He pulled breaking bone, veins and blood vessels before showing Martha her still beating heart. Martha blacked out before long and was on a one-way trip to hell.
Naruto looked around the house before he found a glass jar. Quickly putting the heart in the jaw he found a white piece of tape and used Martha's blood to write her name on the jar. Naruto then went to the phone and made a call to the human authorities and let them know about the cannibal cultist family that lived at the edge of the Settle. After Naruto finished his phone call. He waited for a few moments.
Loona walked downstairs toweling her hair and wrapped in a classical white towel.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Don't tell me you slept with that ducecanoe? If I knew that was an option I would have banged the crazy blonde,"
Loona snorted. "Please don't make bad jokes. I do have standards. No he was getting a little too friendly and playing a little too rough in the bed. A pretty bad kisser too, little too forceful. At least until I bit his throat out. I hit the jugular, blood was spraying everywhere. So I took a shower," said Loona.
Naruto nodded. "Lets get back and report to Blitz and Abby," said Naruto.
Loona snorted. "Please you just want to bang her," said Loona.
Naruto shrugged. "What can I say? She's a hot teacher," said Naruto.
Loona chuckled. "And i'm your naughty little Omega," said Loona licking Naruto's ear and getting a shiver from him as they opened a portal.
To bad they missed the fireworks show by the SWAT team as they blow away the Log Cabin Manor.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: I.M.P offices
Time: 0000 (Hell Time)
Blitz sat in his chair sulking as they sat around the table. Abby had bought a cake and decorations to celebrate the successful murder of the bitch Martha.
"Oh Abby I have something for you," said Naruto as he removed his bag
Abby smiled at Naruto before taking it. "Thank you Naruto, I have the perfect location for this," said Abby.
"Out of curiosity where do you work?" asked Millie
"Oh I work in a school that educates Hellborn children. Although it is quite a bit annoying," said Abby.
"Why is that?" asked Naruto.
"The Principal likes to come onto me. Working there for seven months and you'd think he'd take the hint," said Abby.
"I'm more interested in the deal you stuck with my man," said Loona.
Abby smirked. Before she sent a text to Naruto. "That's my address. Come by tonight and I'll show you a really good time," said Abby as she walked away swaying her hips.
Naruto's eyes were locked on her hips and ass. It wasn't really a well-kept secret, but Naruto was an Ass man. His adopted mother had a nice large ass, something that was VERY hard not to notice when she spent half her time wither naked or walking around in short shorts, Kushina while she had nice breasts had an even better ass.
Naruto put the thoughts in the back of his head. He had a party to enjoy. And a bad teacher to sex up.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring
Place: Kushina's Apartment
Time: 1200 ( the next day)
Naruto pushed the door open to his Birth mother's apartment. Following him was Loona who had decided that she needed some cuddle time with Naruto after that mission. She needed a real man and not the gega-chad that had tried to have his way with her.
They had been laying down watching trash TV when Naruto had gotten the call on his Hellphone to come to her apartment for something important. The canime lovers sighed and got dressed, before making their way to Kushnina's apartment.
"Hey Kushina you in?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah! I'm in the kitchen. Come on I have a guest that I need you to meet," said Kushina.
Naruto walked to the back were the kitchen was and froze in place. Kushina was at the stove while Kurama in his Gender neutral form sat at the table eating what could be called Hell's baked chicken ripping it clean off the leg, and even taking some bone. But it was the second occupant that got Naruto's blood boiling. Red eyes that were the color of Ruby's, long black hair that seemed messy yet beautiful at the same time. A laugh that he thought he could once trust when she claimed that she was his mother's student!
"YOU!" yelled Naruto drawing his sword and charging at the frozen form of Kurenai.
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And cut. So a lot of people were probably expecting this. I'll be honest this is probably the low point of the story. I'm kinda unhappy with this chapter. Not with the way it turned out, but the ending.
A/N
1: I left it untranslated on purpose as well as a few intiunal mess ups to show how entitled and stupid Ralph and Martha are.
2: That is one of the few ways that I could put that. There are certin things/ ways I detest writing and putting that is one of them.