Chapter 6: All's Well That Ends Well... Right?
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Firefrost: Hiya, guys! I'm back! I decided to update again soon to try and make up for my long absence before.
Anzu: We're so glad you're back, Firefrost!
Firefrost: Aw! You missed me, Anzu?!
Anzu: Not really. The boys were fighting over me too much! You generally keep them in line some.
Firefrost: TT Point taken. (Sobs) I am so unloved...!
Malik: (Walks in with a broken nose) Of course you are!
Bakura enters.
Malik: You stupid bastard!!! Get over here, you broken my fking nose, now let me return the damned favour!!!! (Chases the tomb robber around the stage)
Jounouchi: (Places hands over Shizuka's ears) Da language, man! Da language! Virgin ears are listening!!
Shizuka: Um, Jou... I'm not a virgin.
Jounouchi: (Falls over) WWHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT!?!?!?!
Seto: (Wraps his arm around Shizuka's waist; Isis seethes with jealousy) You heard her, inu!
Jounouchi: XX
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Yami runs onto the stage in a wild fury. Trees surround him and he throws his gaze about wildly.
Yami: Where art thou, coward! Cometh from your citadel of shadows and fight with honour! Come forth, I say! A lowly, skulking dog you are to hide from me, Marik!
Jounouchi (Backstage): Hey! I thought I was the dog!
Anzu: You mean you LIKE Kaiba's nickname?!?
Jounouchi: Well, um... NO!! No, of course not!!
All: (Sweatdrop) OO
Yami: Ahem! As I was SAYING!
Marik: Yes, you WERE saying, Pharaoh!
Yami: (Staring in amazement at how Marik magically appeared on stage) Oo?
Marik: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! See, FF, I have your power now!!
Firefrost: Yeah, yeah. So you learned my 'magical-(dis)appear trick,' so what?
Marik: (Pouts) You could at least be a little happy for my triumph!
Firefrost: Fine. (Puts on fake smile and waves arms about) Huzzah!!! Now get to the script.
Marik: (Glares, then looks at Yami) I assure you, Yami, I was not hiding! Bethought I to let you have a start on me, for then the odds would be fair, and I might preserve my already existent honour. 'Tis YOU who hath a lack for morality, spiteful lord!
Yami: We shall see, miserable wretch! (Runs after Marik offstage)
Many shouts and cries of pain are heard backstage before Yami, battered and bloody, limps back on stage.
Yami: (Gasping) Methinks... I shall rest... a while... before I look for... him... again. (Falls over, unconscious)
Anzu (Backstage): Marik!! You know better!!
Marik: (Looks at feet as Anzu scolds him) 'If I wasn't so absolutely in love with her and she wasn't so scary when she's mad, I'd hit her for this.'
Malik: 'Serves you right, you fool!'
Marik: 'Stop listening to my thoughts, Cave-slave Boy: the chicken-scratched wonder!'
Malik: "You mother-fing, son of bch, ct-sucking man-whore!!!!" (Grabs hold of Marik and a brawl begins)
Anzu: sigh I give up.
Seto and Bakura lower Yugi down by his notorious 'Strangle-Me-Yugi' wires.
Yugi: Ah, man. I just KNOW something bad's gonna happen to me! (Looks up to see Bakura let go of his wire) I knew it... (Hits the stage hard) Owie...
Bakura: snicker
Seto: (Slaps him over the head) You idiot. FF will be on you sorry ass for sure (Watches as Firefrost climbs into the overhead trough to box Bakura's ears out)
Yugi: (Rubbing his sore rump as he walks to Yami) Here be the man, Yami. So easy was it to trick him into believing me his mortal foe! However, he I am to leave, as my lord did so command. Now to find Marik and fair Anzu, and work the original spell of him undone! (Looks up at the wires which are supposed to lift him up again) ... I think not. (Trots offstage instead)
The lights go down, and come up. Yami is magically gone from the stage, courtesy of the newly-empowered Marik. This time, it's Marik who rushes on stage.
Marik: Where be the morose prune?! He hath a meeting with death this day, and it would ache mine heart were I to not help him keep it!
Yami: (Standing shakily side-stage) Come fight me, wretched ass! I'll not fly in the face of thee, as nauseating as it may be!
Marik: I'll show you hideous, snatcher of innocence, when my own fingernails shred thine face to pieces! Now, stand your ground that I might grant justice quickly! (Rushes toward Yami)
Yami: Screw you, Ishtar! (Steps aside sluggishly and trips Marik with his outstretched leg, then melds from being Yami to being Yugi)
Jounouchi: (Shocked, looks at Firefrost) How did you--?!?!
Firefrost: (Shrugs her shoulders) Wasn't me.
Yugi: (Holds up the Sennen Puzzle) Merging and unmerging's a good thing!
All: (Sweatdrop)
Yugi: Now, this the be the Marik I seek. (Anzu's voice is heard from offstage, calling for help) There be the mortal angel, lost amid the thick wood, no doubt! Now, (sparkles appear and fall from the ceiling) come, beautiful maiden. Come to your beloved and sleep! All will be well, I swear!
Anzu enters from offstage and crawls along to floor, sleepily.
Anzu: (Rasping lustily) The night grows old, and I fear mine eyes to close... against me. Shut these... windows from the... world awhile. Now, aching body... to bed..! (Groans) I shouldn't have had that island stinger!
Firefrost: Malik!
Malik: (Still holding bottle of stinger, quickly hides it behind his back) The devil made me do it!
Isis: Malik, we don't believe in the devil. Remember Osiris?
Malik: (Nervous grin plasters his face as FF watches him like a cobra ready to strike) Shut up, Isis.
Anzu: (Reaches Marik and topples on top of him; Marik smirks; Malik, Bakura and Yami shriek a war cry) I think... I'll just sleep... here on this... bush tonight.
Marik: 'She thinks I'm a bush?!?'
Anzu closes her eyes and the two sleep, Marik's hand ebbing slowly closer to her chest. Quickly seeing a colossal disaster rising from the steaming Malik and Bakura (Yami would have join them but for his unconsciousness), Yugi rushes on stage and dips down to place the juice of the love flower's petal over his eyes.
Yugi: Now to undo that horror which I hath inflicted before!
Marik: (Growls) Remember what I told you last time, runt!
Yugi: (Gulps)
Yami: (Awakes quickly) MARIK!!!
Marik: (Rolls eyes) Yes, yes, I know! 'Protect little Yugi at all costs' - go sniff a fuel pipe, Pharaoh!
Yami: (Passes out again) Uhghhh...
Yugi: (Sweeps the petal just over Marik's eyes) Now shall he wake to she who hath captured his true heart; that which was born of nature, and not the artifice of Cupid. Now, sweet lovers, sleep until dawn rises, when come for you will you Duke and court. Now I go to reunite in dreams the other pair; sweet Shizuka to her Yami's side as you do now! (Trots offstage, still weary of the wires and the crazed look in Bakura's eyes as he holds them in the trough)
Bakura: (Smirk) Here, little piggie...!
Yugi: NO!! (Rushes away)
Bakura: Blood and damnation!
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Firefrost: Chapter 6 FINALLY done!!!
All: HUZZAH!!!!! ;;
Anzu: (Lying on M, M, and B's laps, her elbow propped on Y's) I'm sleepy...
M, M, B, & Y: (Grin) Then let us take you to BED, dear Anzu!
Anzu: (Looks at them, then at the girls): This is gettin' scary. (Stands from laps)
M, M, B & Y: Awww!! (Pout and fold arms)
Anzu: (Looks at them) I love you!
M, M, B, & Y: (Excited) Which of us?! Which do you love?!?
Anzu: No comment!
Shizuka: O.O ... Well, see you all next time. And don't forget to R&R, please!
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Firefrost: Hiya, guys! I'm back! I decided to update again soon to try and make up for my long absence before.
Anzu: We're so glad you're back, Firefrost!
Firefrost: Aw! You missed me, Anzu?!
Anzu: Not really. The boys were fighting over me too much! You generally keep them in line some.
Firefrost: TT Point taken. (Sobs) I am so unloved...!
Malik: (Walks in with a broken nose) Of course you are!
Bakura enters.
Malik: You stupid bastard!!! Get over here, you broken my fking nose, now let me return the damned favour!!!! (Chases the tomb robber around the stage)
Jounouchi: (Places hands over Shizuka's ears) Da language, man! Da language! Virgin ears are listening!!
Shizuka: Um, Jou... I'm not a virgin.
Jounouchi: (Falls over) WWHHHHHAAAATTTTTTT!?!?!?!
Seto: (Wraps his arm around Shizuka's waist; Isis seethes with jealousy) You heard her, inu!
Jounouchi: XX
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Yami runs onto the stage in a wild fury. Trees surround him and he throws his gaze about wildly.
Yami: Where art thou, coward! Cometh from your citadel of shadows and fight with honour! Come forth, I say! A lowly, skulking dog you are to hide from me, Marik!
Jounouchi (Backstage): Hey! I thought I was the dog!
Anzu: You mean you LIKE Kaiba's nickname?!?
Jounouchi: Well, um... NO!! No, of course not!!
All: (Sweatdrop) OO
Yami: Ahem! As I was SAYING!
Marik: Yes, you WERE saying, Pharaoh!
Yami: (Staring in amazement at how Marik magically appeared on stage) Oo?
Marik: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! See, FF, I have your power now!!
Firefrost: Yeah, yeah. So you learned my 'magical-(dis)appear trick,' so what?
Marik: (Pouts) You could at least be a little happy for my triumph!
Firefrost: Fine. (Puts on fake smile and waves arms about) Huzzah!!! Now get to the script.
Marik: (Glares, then looks at Yami) I assure you, Yami, I was not hiding! Bethought I to let you have a start on me, for then the odds would be fair, and I might preserve my already existent honour. 'Tis YOU who hath a lack for morality, spiteful lord!
Yami: We shall see, miserable wretch! (Runs after Marik offstage)
Many shouts and cries of pain are heard backstage before Yami, battered and bloody, limps back on stage.
Yami: (Gasping) Methinks... I shall rest... a while... before I look for... him... again. (Falls over, unconscious)
Anzu (Backstage): Marik!! You know better!!
Marik: (Looks at feet as Anzu scolds him) 'If I wasn't so absolutely in love with her and she wasn't so scary when she's mad, I'd hit her for this.'
Malik: 'Serves you right, you fool!'
Marik: 'Stop listening to my thoughts, Cave-slave Boy: the chicken-scratched wonder!'
Malik: "You mother-fing, son of bch, ct-sucking man-whore!!!!" (Grabs hold of Marik and a brawl begins)
Anzu: sigh I give up.
Seto and Bakura lower Yugi down by his notorious 'Strangle-Me-Yugi' wires.
Yugi: Ah, man. I just KNOW something bad's gonna happen to me! (Looks up to see Bakura let go of his wire) I knew it... (Hits the stage hard) Owie...
Bakura: snicker
Seto: (Slaps him over the head) You idiot. FF will be on you sorry ass for sure (Watches as Firefrost climbs into the overhead trough to box Bakura's ears out)
Yugi: (Rubbing his sore rump as he walks to Yami) Here be the man, Yami. So easy was it to trick him into believing me his mortal foe! However, he I am to leave, as my lord did so command. Now to find Marik and fair Anzu, and work the original spell of him undone! (Looks up at the wires which are supposed to lift him up again) ... I think not. (Trots offstage instead)
The lights go down, and come up. Yami is magically gone from the stage, courtesy of the newly-empowered Marik. This time, it's Marik who rushes on stage.
Marik: Where be the morose prune?! He hath a meeting with death this day, and it would ache mine heart were I to not help him keep it!
Yami: (Standing shakily side-stage) Come fight me, wretched ass! I'll not fly in the face of thee, as nauseating as it may be!
Marik: I'll show you hideous, snatcher of innocence, when my own fingernails shred thine face to pieces! Now, stand your ground that I might grant justice quickly! (Rushes toward Yami)
Yami: Screw you, Ishtar! (Steps aside sluggishly and trips Marik with his outstretched leg, then melds from being Yami to being Yugi)
Jounouchi: (Shocked, looks at Firefrost) How did you--?!?!
Firefrost: (Shrugs her shoulders) Wasn't me.
Yugi: (Holds up the Sennen Puzzle) Merging and unmerging's a good thing!
All: (Sweatdrop)
Yugi: Now, this the be the Marik I seek. (Anzu's voice is heard from offstage, calling for help) There be the mortal angel, lost amid the thick wood, no doubt! Now, (sparkles appear and fall from the ceiling) come, beautiful maiden. Come to your beloved and sleep! All will be well, I swear!
Anzu enters from offstage and crawls along to floor, sleepily.
Anzu: (Rasping lustily) The night grows old, and I fear mine eyes to close... against me. Shut these... windows from the... world awhile. Now, aching body... to bed..! (Groans) I shouldn't have had that island stinger!
Firefrost: Malik!
Malik: (Still holding bottle of stinger, quickly hides it behind his back) The devil made me do it!
Isis: Malik, we don't believe in the devil. Remember Osiris?
Malik: (Nervous grin plasters his face as FF watches him like a cobra ready to strike) Shut up, Isis.
Anzu: (Reaches Marik and topples on top of him; Marik smirks; Malik, Bakura and Yami shriek a war cry) I think... I'll just sleep... here on this... bush tonight.
Marik: 'She thinks I'm a bush?!?'
Anzu closes her eyes and the two sleep, Marik's hand ebbing slowly closer to her chest. Quickly seeing a colossal disaster rising from the steaming Malik and Bakura (Yami would have join them but for his unconsciousness), Yugi rushes on stage and dips down to place the juice of the love flower's petal over his eyes.
Yugi: Now to undo that horror which I hath inflicted before!
Marik: (Growls) Remember what I told you last time, runt!
Yugi: (Gulps)
Yami: (Awakes quickly) MARIK!!!
Marik: (Rolls eyes) Yes, yes, I know! 'Protect little Yugi at all costs' - go sniff a fuel pipe, Pharaoh!
Yami: (Passes out again) Uhghhh...
Yugi: (Sweeps the petal just over Marik's eyes) Now shall he wake to she who hath captured his true heart; that which was born of nature, and not the artifice of Cupid. Now, sweet lovers, sleep until dawn rises, when come for you will you Duke and court. Now I go to reunite in dreams the other pair; sweet Shizuka to her Yami's side as you do now! (Trots offstage, still weary of the wires and the crazed look in Bakura's eyes as he holds them in the trough)
Bakura: (Smirk) Here, little piggie...!
Yugi: NO!! (Rushes away)
Bakura: Blood and damnation!
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Firefrost: Chapter 6 FINALLY done!!!
All: HUZZAH!!!!! ;;
Anzu: (Lying on M, M, and B's laps, her elbow propped on Y's) I'm sleepy...
M, M, B, & Y: (Grin) Then let us take you to BED, dear Anzu!
Anzu: (Looks at them, then at the girls): This is gettin' scary. (Stands from laps)
M, M, B & Y: Awww!! (Pout and fold arms)
Anzu: (Looks at them) I love you!
M, M, B, & Y: (Excited) Which of us?! Which do you love?!?
Anzu: No comment!
Shizuka: O.O ... Well, see you all next time. And don't forget to R&R, please!