Yami Misty: Oh man that last chapter even made me want to vomit, and I
helped write it. I promise you the next one won't be as bad. (Well maybe)
Chapter: 7 An unordinary day at school.
So last night everyone had a major hangover and now they all have to go to school today. How will they manage a day at school and not get any detentions. Read and find out.
Kirstin: Hey assholes time for school!!!
Yami: What the hell are you my mother?
Yugi: (gets up and starts singing a song from a safety commercial)
Yugi's safety song
Don't put it in your mouth. Don't put it in your mouth. Don't stuff it in your face. Don't stuff it in your face. Though it might look good to eat. Though it might look good to eat. Though it might look good to taste. Though it might look good to taste. You could get sick.....
End of song
Everyone: ..........
Yugi: Sorry I got high.
Elyssa: And what could you have gotten high off of?
Yugi: Toilet fumes.
Yami: What the hell were you doing in a toilet anyways?
Yugi: Looking for grandpa.
Everyone: Wha...
Yugi: Well Yami flushed him down the potty three weeks ago. (brakes down crying.) I miss grandpa!!!!!!!!
Elyssa: Listen Yugi, grandpa's fine. He maybe a little soggy, I didn't just say that, but he's fine. And right now he's in a...........Bangladesh. So no worries ok.
Yugi: You sure?
Elyssa: Yes, yes I am.
Mai: Hey guys I think we should get to school.
Ryou: Your right. I mean it is the last day of school before winter break, so can't we make it a good day.
Everyone: No.
Ryou: Well way the hell not damn it!!!
Everyone was really shocked at Ryou's sudden outburst and they were all completely silence. Until Bakura broke the silence.
Bakura: Ryou shut up.
Elyssa: Whatever lets get to school.
Everyone: Ok.
So while walking to school the gang talked about things they were going to do on their last day of school. Yugi, Misty, Ryou, and Tea decided to walk ahead so the others could talk about they're up coming class. Or so those three thought. What they really did was discuss what kind of pranks they're were going to pull on they're teachers.
Yami: How about the old whoopee cushion on top of the teacher's chair trick.
Kirstin: No, to simple.
Seto: How about a kiss for Seto, Elyssa.
Elyssa: (punches Seto across the face) Fuck off, bitch.
Mai: Elyssa and Kirstin are the real pranksters not us. So you guys what's the plan?
Elyssa: Let me think. Mmmm..... I got it! How about itching powder and exploding ink pens.
Kirstin: That will do for a start, but then what?
Elyssa: Yeah that is the start, then we go to the motorbike prank.
Everyone: The what?
Elyssa: Motorbike prank, well dirt bike anyways. Ride it through the school.
Everyone: Ok cool!
Yami: But how are we going to get it through the damn school?
Elyssa: That's the easy part. We seat one person at each door through the hall from the beginning to the end of the hall.
Bakura: Cool so what's the hard part.
Elyssa: The person who is riding the bike has to get through without getting caught.
Everyone: Oh?
Elyssa: And also the people holding the door have to get away scott free as well. You all up for it?
Everyone: (thinking about what to do and then decide) Yep!
Kirstin: Cool let the prank begin.
Yami: But where are we going to get the bike?
Seto: Were not far from your house Elyssa. Are you going to get your bike?
Elyssa: No shit Seto. But the thing is I'm not going to be the person riding the bike.
Mai: But you're the best rider!
Elyssa: I know I'm the best, but Yami's second best and I'm one more trick away from getting suspended for the rest of the year if I pull another trick before winter break.
Yami: what about Kirstin? She's as good as me.
Kirstin: Yeah, but I'm in the same situation as Elyssa. So fuck you bitch.
Yami: But how am I going to get away without getting caught.
Bakura: Leave that part to me.
Mai: Bakura you never offer to help us.
Bakura: I owe Yami back for saving me from Pegasus one time, so why not.
Seto: What's your excuse Bakura?
Bakura: You'll see soon enough.
So Elyssa went home to get her dirt bike as the others went to school to get everything ready for show time. They made plans that the bike prank would happen right after everyone in the school was in they're classes at third period. Then the fun would begin. But before third period Yami, Seto, Bakura, Elyssa, Kirstin, Joey, Y/M, and Malik would take care of the miner pranks as Mai made sure they all had a library time about five seconds after the big show. Right now it was class change for second period.
Kirstin: So how was the itching powder Y/M?
Y/M: worked like a charm. Just see for yourself.
They all looked down the hall and saw the poor soul that Y/M pulled the prank on. That kid was like a housedog with a very bad case of fleas.
Elyssa: Nice one. What about your exploding pen Kirstin?
Kirstin: Teacher won't be using ink pens for a long time.
Malik: Just the way we planed. As for the whoopee cushion you gave me Yami, teacher won't be eating beans ever again.
Yami: Elyssa how did the gas bomb go.
Elyssa: Girls and boys bathroom are being contaminated right now.
Everyone: Perfect.
Seto: So just after class we pull out the grand faunally.
Elyssa: Right. Oh and Yami here's your disguise for later.
Yami: Thanks. And this time I won't let you guys down.
Kirstin: Wow your braver than when we first told you to do it. What made you change your mind?
Yami: Seto said he would make you kiss me if I do.
Kirstin: He what?!
Yami: Oops.
Seto: Oh no.
Kirstin: I'll kill you, you son of bitch!
Elyssa: Not now Kirstin.
Kirstin: (gives Elyssa an death glare) Why the hell not jackass.
Elyssa: Because you can run him over with my dirt bike later ok. Oh and when you send him to the hospital I'll pay for the bill he sends you. Good deal.
Kirstin: I guess. For now anyways.
Elyssa: Ok let attend our last class before the big show. So later.
Everyone, but Kirstin (who was still pissed at Elyssa for not letting her kill Seto right there and then): Later.
As they go off to they're second period classes they think about how this might turn out. Good thing they were all in separate classes at that time, because at exactly five minutes before third period they all said they had to go to the library for third class study. And luckily for all of them they're teachers believed them all.
Elyssa: Ok are we all here?
Everyone: Yep.
Kirstin: Good. Let's get set up.
Elyssa: Ok here's the plan. I'll take the first door. Bakura you take the second one. Seto You take the third one. Y/M you take the forth one, and Kirstin you take the last one. Malik, Joey, and Mai you all go up to the library and say that we'll be up in a short time if they ask where we are. Got it everyone.
Everyone, but Yami: Got it.
Elyssa: Ok Yami go get ready.
Yami: Got it.
Bakura: Ok get going.
As Yami left to get Elyssa's dirt bike, the others went to take they're positions. In five minutes everything was set up perfectly. They all had communicators so they could tell one another who was ready for what where and when. Then the third period bell rang, so kids in the school ran to they're next classes. It was a good thing Mai told the library teacher that they were going to be a little late. Every kid in the school was in they're owe classes, so now it was time to pull off the grand faunally.
Elyssa: Ready you guys.
Everyone even Yami (who was out side starting up the bike): Ready!
Elyssa: Go Yami.
Yami had the bike started up and started going down the school walkway in front of the building as Elyssa opened the front door for him. He cleared the first door alright. Then he went past Bakura without a problem, then Seto, and Y/M. Just then all the class room doors opened at the same time with kid rushing out to see what was going on, but the only problem was he had to make a very sharp turn before the last door.
Elyssa: (who had joined Bakura, Seto, and Y/M at the stairs) He won't make it. It's to sharp of a turn, even I couldn't make it if I tried.
Yami knew he couldn't make the turn so he started to slow down the bike, then all of a sudden he just jumped of and the bike hit the side of the wall.
Elyssa: Well he can pay for that tomorrow.
After the dirt bike hit the wall he picked it up and cleared the last door. After he cleared the door Kirstin ran up the set of stairs on her side of the school. As Elyssa, Bakura, Seto, and Y/M ran up the stairs on they're side. Yami rode on till he hit the bushes then hopped out undisguised and ready to join the large group of kids. Blended in well he ran up the same stairs that Kirstin did.
Principal: What's going on here?!
Math teacher: I don't know a kid just rode a dirt bike through the hall.
Principal: I know who did it and they're going to be suspended for life.
As the principal walked up the staircase he had one thing on his mind and that was to catch the people that set this whole plan up. Or better yet known as Elyssa and Yami. He finally reached the library and saw them working on a computer.
Principal: (in thought) I'll get them for they're stupid prank. (now yelling) YAMI AND ELYSSA MUTO!!!! COME HERE NOW!!!!
Elyssa and Yami got off they're computers and walked over slowly.
Yami & Elyssa: Yes sir.
Principal: Can you explain the dirt bike incident?
Elyssa: The what?
Principal: You know what I mean!
Yami: No we don't.
Principal: Oh really.
Librarian: Really they don't they were up here since last period ok sir.
Principal: Oh ok then. You're off the hook this time Muto's.
The principal left the library as Elyssa and Yami let out sigh of relief.
Mai: What hell just happened?
Bakura: The librarian owed me a favor so that's what just happened.
Elyssa: Oh thanks Bakura.
Bakura: No problem.
Kirstin: Hey guys look what I have.
Y/M: Oh man is that the super mega cherry bomb.
Yami: What are you going to do with that?
Kirstin: What do you think dumb ass.
Bakura: Nice, and hey guys get a look at this. (pulls a roman candle out of his backpack)
Everyone: Oo....
Yami: And what are you going to do with that?
Bakura: Shoot it into the principal's office.
Elyssa: Ok we'll pull these pranks after lunch. Alright.
Everyone, but Kirstin: Right.
Kirstin: No way I'm putting mine down the toilet now.
Elyssa: Ok good luck.
As Kirstin went to the girl's bathroom everyone else went back to reading a book or using a computer. Then 5 minutes later we all heard a huge bang. BOOM!!!!!! We already knew what happened.
Yami: I wonder if she got caught or not.
Just then Kirstin came through the door looking very pleased with herself.
Bakura: Does that answer your question Yami?
Yami: Yep.
Then all of a sudden the principal came in and grabbed Elyssa by the coiler of her shirt and started to drag her out of the library door.
Librarian: Hold it right there Mr. Lean.
Mr. Lean: I know it was her this time.
Librarian: She was in here the whole time she had library class. So there is no need to take her anywhere.
Mr. Lean: What if she left the room right under her nose.
Librarian: I watched her the whole time.
Mr. Lean: Fine. (then let go of Elyssa's shirt and left the library storming out.)
Elyssa: Thank you very much.
Librarian: Your welcome. Oh and beside if you ever pull off a prank and nearly get suspended for it just come to me.
Elyssa: Cool. You're the best librarian ever.
Librarian: Well why don't I tell you of a prank I pulled off on my principal.
Everyone comes over to listen to what she had to say.
Yami: Go ahead were listening.
Librarian: Ok well I was in about grade 12 like all of you here I went to my principal's car and hooked up the spark plug to the exhaust pipe.
Everyone: Oo...
Seto: How did you do it?
Librarian: I used my auto mechanic skills and also my shop skills to help me with that. I took a second spark plug in the exhaust pipe after cutting a hole in the bottom of the pipe and sticking the spark plug in the hole after connecting it to the battery. Then when our principal turned on his car. BANG!! It was like he had a rocket come out of his exhaust pipe.
Elyssa: Nice. I'll try that one day.
Librarian: Glad I could give you a little advice. Just don't try it at this school.
Elyssa: ok.
They left the library knowing that they could come there whenever they're in deep, deep shit. The school day went by fast and now it was time to head home, but before they left they had a little surprise for the principal.
Yami: You know how to shoot those things Bakura?
Bakura: Of course I do damn it!
Y/M: Ok then get a move on it. I'm freezing my ass off..
Bakura: Fine.
Elyssa: I think you should blow the car up instead then he can walk home like the rest of us.
Kirstin: Where does he live anyways?
Elyssa: Two blocks down the road.
Bakura: Ok then. (aims for the principal's car)
Librarian: I wouldn't do that if I were you Bakura.
Bakura: (turn around to see the librarian staring at him) Why not?
Librarian: That car cost more than you do. It's a 1900 model, over hundred years old.
Everyone: Oh man.
Tea: (Comes running out of the school) Bakura what are you doing your going to get us all in trouble.
Bakura: And this is coming for a girl that seduced a 5000 year old retired pharaoh.
Yami: I AM NOT A RETIRED PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: I did not seduced him! He seduced me!
Bakura: Sure he did.
Tea: He did.(starts crying badly)
Yami: AND I DID NOT SEDUCE HER!!!
Joey: Stop yelling.
Y/M: Yeah that's MY job.
Elyssa: I guess it's a good thing that Seto and Mai took Yugi, Misty, Ryou, and Malik home.
Everyone but Bakura (who's aiming at the window): Good thing.
Bakura: Ok that's it. (fires at the window completely missing it and blowing up Elyssa already bent dirt bike.)
Everyone: Oo.
Elyssa: (slightly fuming) I can't believe you just did that.
Bakura: Oh fuck. I'm so sorry.
Elyssa: You and Yami can get me a new one later.
Yami: Why me as well?
Elyssa: You made the dent in it in the first place.
Yami: Oh.
Bakura: Oh and that Roman Candle was the only one I had too.
Elyssa: Here try it again. (hands him a Roman Candle)
Bakura: Ok. (aim carefully)
Bakura shot it as it went through the window and blew up in Mr. Lean's office.(good thing he wasn't there)
Yami: Ok let's run for it.
They all ran for they're dear lives hoping that Mr. Lean didn't catch them. Even Tea ran along with them.
Yami: Nice shot Bakura.
Bakura: Thank you. Thank you.
Elyssa: And thank you for BLOWING UP MY BIKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Bakura: I'll pay you back. I swear.
Elyssa: You better or your going to be my slave for life.
Bakura: Fine just give me a month or two.
Elyssa: Fine.
Bakura: I hope when you know when I mean month or two I mean about a years time.
Elyssa: Ok then I guess I'll give you a couple days now.
Bakura: Never mind what I just said ok.
Elyssa: Okay.
Yami: Alright lets just get home and WHAT THE?!
Tea: I'll kill you for seducing me last night. (knocks Yami to the ground and starts strangling him)
Yami: (trying to fight her) I didn't seduce you last night!
Elyssa: Really Tea he didn't.
Tea: Then which one of us did?
Elyssa: You did it to each other.
Tea: WHAT!!!
Seto: Yeah you didn't know that.
Tea: (jumps off of Yami) No that can't be!
Misty: Suck it up BITCH! You did what you did, so TO BAD!
Tea: (runs home crying) It can't be!
Yami: (getting to his feet) Well that was strange wasn't it?
Elyssa & Kirstin: Whatever.
Y/M: Hey when did you guys get back? (points to Seto and his little gang)
Seto: We just came up and saw Tea on top of Yami. So we came to see what the hell was going on.
Yami: Ok I really don't care.
Elyssa: Neither do I so what next.
Bakura: Well we could all head to my house instead.
Everyone: Ok.
So everyone heads to Bakura and Ryou's house. And holy shit it was a bloody mess.
Elyssa, Misty, Yugi, & Yami: What the hell happened to your house?
Bakura: Ryou hasn't got around to cleaning it yet.
Kirstin: Then why don't you clean it, asshole?
Bakura: B/c I don't do house work.
Mai & Malik: Lazy ass.
Y/M: Hey I don't clean our house and you don't call me that Malik.
Malik: B/c I don't clean it either. Isis does all the house work.
Y/M: Good point well made.
Elyssa: (walking around the room) It looks like a fucking tornado went through your house, Bakura.
Bakura: Yeah, yeah. I know! Ryou clean the house right now!
Ryou: But you got rid of the vacuum cleaner.
Misty: How did he do that?
Ryou: He threw it out the window.
Misty: Oh.
Elyssa: (steps in something wet, squishy, slimy, and red) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!?!
Bakura: Oh so that's where my left over pork chop went.
Everyone: Oh gross!
Elyssa: Ok that's it! We are going to may house to party till we drop.
Bakura: Alright.
Everyone else: Yeah!
Yami Misty: That was a long chapter but who cares anymore. So there was your normal day at school for the Yu-gi-oh gang. You should hear what happens on a abnormal day for them. But that's a different story. So chapter 8 will be around shortly.
Chapter: 7 An unordinary day at school.
So last night everyone had a major hangover and now they all have to go to school today. How will they manage a day at school and not get any detentions. Read and find out.
Kirstin: Hey assholes time for school!!!
Yami: What the hell are you my mother?
Yugi: (gets up and starts singing a song from a safety commercial)
Yugi's safety song
Don't put it in your mouth. Don't put it in your mouth. Don't stuff it in your face. Don't stuff it in your face. Though it might look good to eat. Though it might look good to eat. Though it might look good to taste. Though it might look good to taste. You could get sick.....
End of song
Everyone: ..........
Yugi: Sorry I got high.
Elyssa: And what could you have gotten high off of?
Yugi: Toilet fumes.
Yami: What the hell were you doing in a toilet anyways?
Yugi: Looking for grandpa.
Everyone: Wha...
Yugi: Well Yami flushed him down the potty three weeks ago. (brakes down crying.) I miss grandpa!!!!!!!!
Elyssa: Listen Yugi, grandpa's fine. He maybe a little soggy, I didn't just say that, but he's fine. And right now he's in a...........Bangladesh. So no worries ok.
Yugi: You sure?
Elyssa: Yes, yes I am.
Mai: Hey guys I think we should get to school.
Ryou: Your right. I mean it is the last day of school before winter break, so can't we make it a good day.
Everyone: No.
Ryou: Well way the hell not damn it!!!
Everyone was really shocked at Ryou's sudden outburst and they were all completely silence. Until Bakura broke the silence.
Bakura: Ryou shut up.
Elyssa: Whatever lets get to school.
Everyone: Ok.
So while walking to school the gang talked about things they were going to do on their last day of school. Yugi, Misty, Ryou, and Tea decided to walk ahead so the others could talk about they're up coming class. Or so those three thought. What they really did was discuss what kind of pranks they're were going to pull on they're teachers.
Yami: How about the old whoopee cushion on top of the teacher's chair trick.
Kirstin: No, to simple.
Seto: How about a kiss for Seto, Elyssa.
Elyssa: (punches Seto across the face) Fuck off, bitch.
Mai: Elyssa and Kirstin are the real pranksters not us. So you guys what's the plan?
Elyssa: Let me think. Mmmm..... I got it! How about itching powder and exploding ink pens.
Kirstin: That will do for a start, but then what?
Elyssa: Yeah that is the start, then we go to the motorbike prank.
Everyone: The what?
Elyssa: Motorbike prank, well dirt bike anyways. Ride it through the school.
Everyone: Ok cool!
Yami: But how are we going to get it through the damn school?
Elyssa: That's the easy part. We seat one person at each door through the hall from the beginning to the end of the hall.
Bakura: Cool so what's the hard part.
Elyssa: The person who is riding the bike has to get through without getting caught.
Everyone: Oh?
Elyssa: And also the people holding the door have to get away scott free as well. You all up for it?
Everyone: (thinking about what to do and then decide) Yep!
Kirstin: Cool let the prank begin.
Yami: But where are we going to get the bike?
Seto: Were not far from your house Elyssa. Are you going to get your bike?
Elyssa: No shit Seto. But the thing is I'm not going to be the person riding the bike.
Mai: But you're the best rider!
Elyssa: I know I'm the best, but Yami's second best and I'm one more trick away from getting suspended for the rest of the year if I pull another trick before winter break.
Yami: what about Kirstin? She's as good as me.
Kirstin: Yeah, but I'm in the same situation as Elyssa. So fuck you bitch.
Yami: But how am I going to get away without getting caught.
Bakura: Leave that part to me.
Mai: Bakura you never offer to help us.
Bakura: I owe Yami back for saving me from Pegasus one time, so why not.
Seto: What's your excuse Bakura?
Bakura: You'll see soon enough.
So Elyssa went home to get her dirt bike as the others went to school to get everything ready for show time. They made plans that the bike prank would happen right after everyone in the school was in they're classes at third period. Then the fun would begin. But before third period Yami, Seto, Bakura, Elyssa, Kirstin, Joey, Y/M, and Malik would take care of the miner pranks as Mai made sure they all had a library time about five seconds after the big show. Right now it was class change for second period.
Kirstin: So how was the itching powder Y/M?
Y/M: worked like a charm. Just see for yourself.
They all looked down the hall and saw the poor soul that Y/M pulled the prank on. That kid was like a housedog with a very bad case of fleas.
Elyssa: Nice one. What about your exploding pen Kirstin?
Kirstin: Teacher won't be using ink pens for a long time.
Malik: Just the way we planed. As for the whoopee cushion you gave me Yami, teacher won't be eating beans ever again.
Yami: Elyssa how did the gas bomb go.
Elyssa: Girls and boys bathroom are being contaminated right now.
Everyone: Perfect.
Seto: So just after class we pull out the grand faunally.
Elyssa: Right. Oh and Yami here's your disguise for later.
Yami: Thanks. And this time I won't let you guys down.
Kirstin: Wow your braver than when we first told you to do it. What made you change your mind?
Yami: Seto said he would make you kiss me if I do.
Kirstin: He what?!
Yami: Oops.
Seto: Oh no.
Kirstin: I'll kill you, you son of bitch!
Elyssa: Not now Kirstin.
Kirstin: (gives Elyssa an death glare) Why the hell not jackass.
Elyssa: Because you can run him over with my dirt bike later ok. Oh and when you send him to the hospital I'll pay for the bill he sends you. Good deal.
Kirstin: I guess. For now anyways.
Elyssa: Ok let attend our last class before the big show. So later.
Everyone, but Kirstin (who was still pissed at Elyssa for not letting her kill Seto right there and then): Later.
As they go off to they're second period classes they think about how this might turn out. Good thing they were all in separate classes at that time, because at exactly five minutes before third period they all said they had to go to the library for third class study. And luckily for all of them they're teachers believed them all.
Elyssa: Ok are we all here?
Everyone: Yep.
Kirstin: Good. Let's get set up.
Elyssa: Ok here's the plan. I'll take the first door. Bakura you take the second one. Seto You take the third one. Y/M you take the forth one, and Kirstin you take the last one. Malik, Joey, and Mai you all go up to the library and say that we'll be up in a short time if they ask where we are. Got it everyone.
Everyone, but Yami: Got it.
Elyssa: Ok Yami go get ready.
Yami: Got it.
Bakura: Ok get going.
As Yami left to get Elyssa's dirt bike, the others went to take they're positions. In five minutes everything was set up perfectly. They all had communicators so they could tell one another who was ready for what where and when. Then the third period bell rang, so kids in the school ran to they're next classes. It was a good thing Mai told the library teacher that they were going to be a little late. Every kid in the school was in they're owe classes, so now it was time to pull off the grand faunally.
Elyssa: Ready you guys.
Everyone even Yami (who was out side starting up the bike): Ready!
Elyssa: Go Yami.
Yami had the bike started up and started going down the school walkway in front of the building as Elyssa opened the front door for him. He cleared the first door alright. Then he went past Bakura without a problem, then Seto, and Y/M. Just then all the class room doors opened at the same time with kid rushing out to see what was going on, but the only problem was he had to make a very sharp turn before the last door.
Elyssa: (who had joined Bakura, Seto, and Y/M at the stairs) He won't make it. It's to sharp of a turn, even I couldn't make it if I tried.
Yami knew he couldn't make the turn so he started to slow down the bike, then all of a sudden he just jumped of and the bike hit the side of the wall.
Elyssa: Well he can pay for that tomorrow.
After the dirt bike hit the wall he picked it up and cleared the last door. After he cleared the door Kirstin ran up the set of stairs on her side of the school. As Elyssa, Bakura, Seto, and Y/M ran up the stairs on they're side. Yami rode on till he hit the bushes then hopped out undisguised and ready to join the large group of kids. Blended in well he ran up the same stairs that Kirstin did.
Principal: What's going on here?!
Math teacher: I don't know a kid just rode a dirt bike through the hall.
Principal: I know who did it and they're going to be suspended for life.
As the principal walked up the staircase he had one thing on his mind and that was to catch the people that set this whole plan up. Or better yet known as Elyssa and Yami. He finally reached the library and saw them working on a computer.
Principal: (in thought) I'll get them for they're stupid prank. (now yelling) YAMI AND ELYSSA MUTO!!!! COME HERE NOW!!!!
Elyssa and Yami got off they're computers and walked over slowly.
Yami & Elyssa: Yes sir.
Principal: Can you explain the dirt bike incident?
Elyssa: The what?
Principal: You know what I mean!
Yami: No we don't.
Principal: Oh really.
Librarian: Really they don't they were up here since last period ok sir.
Principal: Oh ok then. You're off the hook this time Muto's.
The principal left the library as Elyssa and Yami let out sigh of relief.
Mai: What hell just happened?
Bakura: The librarian owed me a favor so that's what just happened.
Elyssa: Oh thanks Bakura.
Bakura: No problem.
Kirstin: Hey guys look what I have.
Y/M: Oh man is that the super mega cherry bomb.
Yami: What are you going to do with that?
Kirstin: What do you think dumb ass.
Bakura: Nice, and hey guys get a look at this. (pulls a roman candle out of his backpack)
Everyone: Oo....
Yami: And what are you going to do with that?
Bakura: Shoot it into the principal's office.
Elyssa: Ok we'll pull these pranks after lunch. Alright.
Everyone, but Kirstin: Right.
Kirstin: No way I'm putting mine down the toilet now.
Elyssa: Ok good luck.
As Kirstin went to the girl's bathroom everyone else went back to reading a book or using a computer. Then 5 minutes later we all heard a huge bang. BOOM!!!!!! We already knew what happened.
Yami: I wonder if she got caught or not.
Just then Kirstin came through the door looking very pleased with herself.
Bakura: Does that answer your question Yami?
Yami: Yep.
Then all of a sudden the principal came in and grabbed Elyssa by the coiler of her shirt and started to drag her out of the library door.
Librarian: Hold it right there Mr. Lean.
Mr. Lean: I know it was her this time.
Librarian: She was in here the whole time she had library class. So there is no need to take her anywhere.
Mr. Lean: What if she left the room right under her nose.
Librarian: I watched her the whole time.
Mr. Lean: Fine. (then let go of Elyssa's shirt and left the library storming out.)
Elyssa: Thank you very much.
Librarian: Your welcome. Oh and beside if you ever pull off a prank and nearly get suspended for it just come to me.
Elyssa: Cool. You're the best librarian ever.
Librarian: Well why don't I tell you of a prank I pulled off on my principal.
Everyone comes over to listen to what she had to say.
Yami: Go ahead were listening.
Librarian: Ok well I was in about grade 12 like all of you here I went to my principal's car and hooked up the spark plug to the exhaust pipe.
Everyone: Oo...
Seto: How did you do it?
Librarian: I used my auto mechanic skills and also my shop skills to help me with that. I took a second spark plug in the exhaust pipe after cutting a hole in the bottom of the pipe and sticking the spark plug in the hole after connecting it to the battery. Then when our principal turned on his car. BANG!! It was like he had a rocket come out of his exhaust pipe.
Elyssa: Nice. I'll try that one day.
Librarian: Glad I could give you a little advice. Just don't try it at this school.
Elyssa: ok.
They left the library knowing that they could come there whenever they're in deep, deep shit. The school day went by fast and now it was time to head home, but before they left they had a little surprise for the principal.
Yami: You know how to shoot those things Bakura?
Bakura: Of course I do damn it!
Y/M: Ok then get a move on it. I'm freezing my ass off..
Bakura: Fine.
Elyssa: I think you should blow the car up instead then he can walk home like the rest of us.
Kirstin: Where does he live anyways?
Elyssa: Two blocks down the road.
Bakura: Ok then. (aims for the principal's car)
Librarian: I wouldn't do that if I were you Bakura.
Bakura: (turn around to see the librarian staring at him) Why not?
Librarian: That car cost more than you do. It's a 1900 model, over hundred years old.
Everyone: Oh man.
Tea: (Comes running out of the school) Bakura what are you doing your going to get us all in trouble.
Bakura: And this is coming for a girl that seduced a 5000 year old retired pharaoh.
Yami: I AM NOT A RETIRED PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: I did not seduced him! He seduced me!
Bakura: Sure he did.
Tea: He did.(starts crying badly)
Yami: AND I DID NOT SEDUCE HER!!!
Joey: Stop yelling.
Y/M: Yeah that's MY job.
Elyssa: I guess it's a good thing that Seto and Mai took Yugi, Misty, Ryou, and Malik home.
Everyone but Bakura (who's aiming at the window): Good thing.
Bakura: Ok that's it. (fires at the window completely missing it and blowing up Elyssa already bent dirt bike.)
Everyone: Oo.
Elyssa: (slightly fuming) I can't believe you just did that.
Bakura: Oh fuck. I'm so sorry.
Elyssa: You and Yami can get me a new one later.
Yami: Why me as well?
Elyssa: You made the dent in it in the first place.
Yami: Oh.
Bakura: Oh and that Roman Candle was the only one I had too.
Elyssa: Here try it again. (hands him a Roman Candle)
Bakura: Ok. (aim carefully)
Bakura shot it as it went through the window and blew up in Mr. Lean's office.(good thing he wasn't there)
Yami: Ok let's run for it.
They all ran for they're dear lives hoping that Mr. Lean didn't catch them. Even Tea ran along with them.
Yami: Nice shot Bakura.
Bakura: Thank you. Thank you.
Elyssa: And thank you for BLOWING UP MY BIKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Bakura: I'll pay you back. I swear.
Elyssa: You better or your going to be my slave for life.
Bakura: Fine just give me a month or two.
Elyssa: Fine.
Bakura: I hope when you know when I mean month or two I mean about a years time.
Elyssa: Ok then I guess I'll give you a couple days now.
Bakura: Never mind what I just said ok.
Elyssa: Okay.
Yami: Alright lets just get home and WHAT THE?!
Tea: I'll kill you for seducing me last night. (knocks Yami to the ground and starts strangling him)
Yami: (trying to fight her) I didn't seduce you last night!
Elyssa: Really Tea he didn't.
Tea: Then which one of us did?
Elyssa: You did it to each other.
Tea: WHAT!!!
Seto: Yeah you didn't know that.
Tea: (jumps off of Yami) No that can't be!
Misty: Suck it up BITCH! You did what you did, so TO BAD!
Tea: (runs home crying) It can't be!
Yami: (getting to his feet) Well that was strange wasn't it?
Elyssa & Kirstin: Whatever.
Y/M: Hey when did you guys get back? (points to Seto and his little gang)
Seto: We just came up and saw Tea on top of Yami. So we came to see what the hell was going on.
Yami: Ok I really don't care.
Elyssa: Neither do I so what next.
Bakura: Well we could all head to my house instead.
Everyone: Ok.
So everyone heads to Bakura and Ryou's house. And holy shit it was a bloody mess.
Elyssa, Misty, Yugi, & Yami: What the hell happened to your house?
Bakura: Ryou hasn't got around to cleaning it yet.
Kirstin: Then why don't you clean it, asshole?
Bakura: B/c I don't do house work.
Mai & Malik: Lazy ass.
Y/M: Hey I don't clean our house and you don't call me that Malik.
Malik: B/c I don't clean it either. Isis does all the house work.
Y/M: Good point well made.
Elyssa: (walking around the room) It looks like a fucking tornado went through your house, Bakura.
Bakura: Yeah, yeah. I know! Ryou clean the house right now!
Ryou: But you got rid of the vacuum cleaner.
Misty: How did he do that?
Ryou: He threw it out the window.
Misty: Oh.
Elyssa: (steps in something wet, squishy, slimy, and red) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!?!
Bakura: Oh so that's where my left over pork chop went.
Everyone: Oh gross!
Elyssa: Ok that's it! We are going to may house to party till we drop.
Bakura: Alright.
Everyone else: Yeah!
Yami Misty: That was a long chapter but who cares anymore. So there was your normal day at school for the Yu-gi-oh gang. You should hear what happens on a abnormal day for them. But that's a different story. So chapter 8 will be around shortly.