Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, well sorta
Ok, I'm writing this story for fun, and though I've never played Four Swords (no one to play with) I think that this could be entertaining(for awhile) One quick note, this takes place after OoT, Link has been sent back in time, and then grown up to his 17 year old self again, he has most of his items, and with that, let's begin.
Chapter One: The Seal in Broken
On a beautiful spring day Link was riding Epona across Hyrule Field, with the wind blowing through his hair, when Zelda called him telepathically.
Zelda: Link, can you hear me now?
Link: Zelda what did we say about you making jokes?
Zelda: Not to make them because no one laughs with me, just at me.
Link: Un huh, now then, what did you want?
Zelda: I need you to meet me on the Southeastern Edge of Hyrule field, I'll explain when you get here.
And with that Link rode on towards where Zelda told him to meet her, he was near Kakariko Village though, so it would take him some time.
He finally arrived to see Zelda standing amidst some trees and rocks. Dismounting he stood before Zelda.
Zelda: Took you long enough.
Link: Well what do you want from me, I was on the other side of Lon Lon Ranch.
Zelda: Fine anyway, it's good your here, we need to check the Seal on Vaati the Wind Mage.
Link: The wha on the whut what?
Zelda: The Seal that keeps Vaati the Wind Mage imprisoned, much like the one on Ganon.
Link: Oh, huh?
Zelda: Nevermind.
She then began feeling along the rock wall looking for any abnormalities(oooo big word) and finding a spot she pushed it in, the ground then began quaking, the rock wall lifted and the ground sank down revealing steps leading down.
Link: And you never told me about this because?
Zelda: It was need to know, and you didn't need to know.
Link: Ok fine.
Zelda: It should be just up ahead.
Link: What should?
Zelda: *Sigh* the Seal Link, the Seal.
Link: Oh yeah that.
Zelda: There it is, looks ok, except, wait a minute.
Zelda then walks up to it and begins inspecting the Sword that is stuck in a pedestal(much like the Master Sword)
Zelda:Hmmm, looks fine, ok we can go.
Link: Wait wait, whats it do?
Zelda: Don't even think about it Link, it has to keep Vaati Sealed away.
Link: Oh alright fine.
Unknown black thing:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UBT grabs Zelda and hits Link back
Zelda: Ahhhh, unhand,errr, let go of me you feind.
UBT: It's an appendage. Oh how lucky for me, I finally get out of that dreadful place that I was locked in, do you know what it's like to be traped in a Chuckie Cheeses for 500 years?
Link: Uh, no can't say that I do, by the way who are you?
UBT: Oh yes that, sorry, I am Vaati the Wind Mage
*Sounds of Lightining and Thunder*
Link: Really? Pleased to meet you.
Zelda: Uh Link?
Zelda who is still held in Vaati's hand err, appendage is waiting for Link to come to her aid
Link: Just a second Zelda, so is being a Wind Mage fun?
Vaati: Ah, it's not bad, the salary is good, benefits, vacations when I want them, I'm pretty much my own boss.
Link: That's nice, I have to report to this slavedriver. She's a really twit.
Zelda: I heard that.
Link: Oh hi Zelda, uh, um, I was talking about Impa, yeah yeah. Uh.
Vaati: Anyway, it was nice talking to you Link but I've really got to get going, I've got evil armies to summon, Zelda to marry, and Hyrule to take over, I'm swamped.
Link: Oh it's ok, no problem, I'll see ya later, hey wait, Zelda you didn't tell me you were getting married! How could you keep such a thing a secret from me?
Zelda: Can't imagine, you idiot(under her breath)
Link: Well have a nice honeymoon
Vaati: Thanks, oh and you are invited to the wedding you know.
Link: Oh really, oh that's great, thanks.
Zelda: LINK! YOU IDIOT, grab the Four Sword and rescue me!
Link: The what?
Zelda: Errrr, that Sword right there, grab it, it will make four of you, then you all can save me.
Link: Oh, ok.
Vaati: Later Link.
Link: Bye!
Zelda: Maybe if Mario isn't to busy.
And with that said, Vaati and Zelda disappear into a strong wind.
Link: Ok then, so uh, what was I gonna do.
30 Minutes later
Link: I know it was important
1 hour later
Link: It was it was
2 days later
Link: Gotta pee, gotta pee
5 Mintues later
Link: Ok, I was gonna, oh yeah pull the sword right.
Link then walked up to the sword, and pulling with all his might it came up rather easily
Link: Well that was easy I wonder why it's called the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
As Link was pondering that fact he was split, or duplicated, whichever you wish to look at, into 4, Himself wearing Green tunic, the next wearing a red tunic, then next wearing a blue tunic and the last wearing a purple tunic.
{A/N: Just to let you know, Green Link is the real Link, and will just be Link, Red Link will be RLink, blue will be BLink, and so on and so forth}
Link: Wow, that's wild.
Rlink: You're tellin me.
Blink: I feel funny.
Plink: Why am I wearing purple?
Navi: Hi Link BWAHHH! What happened!?
Link: Uh nothin.
Rlink: What did I do, what did you do!
Blink: Oh yeah that really looks convincing.
Plink: Ahem, why am I wearing purple?
Navi: Ok only one of you talk
Silence
Navi: Ok one of you be a spokesperson.
*Links huddle*
Links: me, no me no I'm the obvious choice, enough!
*Break huddle*
Link: We the links have decided that I shall speak on our behalf.
Navi: Good, anyway what happened, does Zelda know about this?
Link: Yes, she and Vaati are off getting married.
Navi: WHAT! and you didn't try to stop them!
Link: Well I was gonna, but then these guys showed up and and
Navi: I will not except excuses, all of you are coming with me, and we are going to rescue Princess Zelda! Are we CLEAR!
Links: Sir yes Sir!
Navi: Let's move move move!
So Navi, Link, Link, Link and uh Link walked outside and the ground and the rock closed up.
Navi: If my calculations are correct, Vaati's fortress should be on Death Mountain somewhere.
Link: Well that is great, but how are all 4 of us going to get to Death Mountain? Epona might be able to take 2, at best three, but no more.
Navi: You really are an idiot aren't you. RLink will use the Bolero of Fire to get to Death Mountain, BLink will use the Minuet of Forest to go through the secret warps in the Lost Woods, and you two will ride on Epona.
Links: That might work.
Navi: Ok then let's go.
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So how bad is it? Any critic's would be good, just make it senseable. And keep in mind this is my first solo fic, so don't set the bar to high. Thanks!
One more little note, I'm kinda not liking this much myself, but we will just go with it.
Ok, I'm writing this story for fun, and though I've never played Four Swords (no one to play with) I think that this could be entertaining(for awhile) One quick note, this takes place after OoT, Link has been sent back in time, and then grown up to his 17 year old self again, he has most of his items, and with that, let's begin.
Chapter One: The Seal in Broken
On a beautiful spring day Link was riding Epona across Hyrule Field, with the wind blowing through his hair, when Zelda called him telepathically.
Zelda: Link, can you hear me now?
Link: Zelda what did we say about you making jokes?
Zelda: Not to make them because no one laughs with me, just at me.
Link: Un huh, now then, what did you want?
Zelda: I need you to meet me on the Southeastern Edge of Hyrule field, I'll explain when you get here.
And with that Link rode on towards where Zelda told him to meet her, he was near Kakariko Village though, so it would take him some time.
He finally arrived to see Zelda standing amidst some trees and rocks. Dismounting he stood before Zelda.
Zelda: Took you long enough.
Link: Well what do you want from me, I was on the other side of Lon Lon Ranch.
Zelda: Fine anyway, it's good your here, we need to check the Seal on Vaati the Wind Mage.
Link: The wha on the whut what?
Zelda: The Seal that keeps Vaati the Wind Mage imprisoned, much like the one on Ganon.
Link: Oh, huh?
Zelda: Nevermind.
She then began feeling along the rock wall looking for any abnormalities(oooo big word) and finding a spot she pushed it in, the ground then began quaking, the rock wall lifted and the ground sank down revealing steps leading down.
Link: And you never told me about this because?
Zelda: It was need to know, and you didn't need to know.
Link: Ok fine.
Zelda: It should be just up ahead.
Link: What should?
Zelda: *Sigh* the Seal Link, the Seal.
Link: Oh yeah that.
Zelda: There it is, looks ok, except, wait a minute.
Zelda then walks up to it and begins inspecting the Sword that is stuck in a pedestal(much like the Master Sword)
Zelda:Hmmm, looks fine, ok we can go.
Link: Wait wait, whats it do?
Zelda: Don't even think about it Link, it has to keep Vaati Sealed away.
Link: Oh alright fine.
Unknown black thing:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UBT grabs Zelda and hits Link back
Zelda: Ahhhh, unhand,errr, let go of me you feind.
UBT: It's an appendage. Oh how lucky for me, I finally get out of that dreadful place that I was locked in, do you know what it's like to be traped in a Chuckie Cheeses for 500 years?
Link: Uh, no can't say that I do, by the way who are you?
UBT: Oh yes that, sorry, I am Vaati the Wind Mage
*Sounds of Lightining and Thunder*
Link: Really? Pleased to meet you.
Zelda: Uh Link?
Zelda who is still held in Vaati's hand err, appendage is waiting for Link to come to her aid
Link: Just a second Zelda, so is being a Wind Mage fun?
Vaati: Ah, it's not bad, the salary is good, benefits, vacations when I want them, I'm pretty much my own boss.
Link: That's nice, I have to report to this slavedriver. She's a really twit.
Zelda: I heard that.
Link: Oh hi Zelda, uh, um, I was talking about Impa, yeah yeah. Uh.
Vaati: Anyway, it was nice talking to you Link but I've really got to get going, I've got evil armies to summon, Zelda to marry, and Hyrule to take over, I'm swamped.
Link: Oh it's ok, no problem, I'll see ya later, hey wait, Zelda you didn't tell me you were getting married! How could you keep such a thing a secret from me?
Zelda: Can't imagine, you idiot(under her breath)
Link: Well have a nice honeymoon
Vaati: Thanks, oh and you are invited to the wedding you know.
Link: Oh really, oh that's great, thanks.
Zelda: LINK! YOU IDIOT, grab the Four Sword and rescue me!
Link: The what?
Zelda: Errrr, that Sword right there, grab it, it will make four of you, then you all can save me.
Link: Oh, ok.
Vaati: Later Link.
Link: Bye!
Zelda: Maybe if Mario isn't to busy.
And with that said, Vaati and Zelda disappear into a strong wind.
Link: Ok then, so uh, what was I gonna do.
30 Minutes later
Link: I know it was important
1 hour later
Link: It was it was
2 days later
Link: Gotta pee, gotta pee
5 Mintues later
Link: Ok, I was gonna, oh yeah pull the sword right.
Link then walked up to the sword, and pulling with all his might it came up rather easily
Link: Well that was easy I wonder why it's called the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
As Link was pondering that fact he was split, or duplicated, whichever you wish to look at, into 4, Himself wearing Green tunic, the next wearing a red tunic, then next wearing a blue tunic and the last wearing a purple tunic.
{A/N: Just to let you know, Green Link is the real Link, and will just be Link, Red Link will be RLink, blue will be BLink, and so on and so forth}
Link: Wow, that's wild.
Rlink: You're tellin me.
Blink: I feel funny.
Plink: Why am I wearing purple?
Navi: Hi Link BWAHHH! What happened!?
Link: Uh nothin.
Rlink: What did I do, what did you do!
Blink: Oh yeah that really looks convincing.
Plink: Ahem, why am I wearing purple?
Navi: Ok only one of you talk
Silence
Navi: Ok one of you be a spokesperson.
*Links huddle*
Links: me, no me no I'm the obvious choice, enough!
*Break huddle*
Link: We the links have decided that I shall speak on our behalf.
Navi: Good, anyway what happened, does Zelda know about this?
Link: Yes, she and Vaati are off getting married.
Navi: WHAT! and you didn't try to stop them!
Link: Well I was gonna, but then these guys showed up and and
Navi: I will not except excuses, all of you are coming with me, and we are going to rescue Princess Zelda! Are we CLEAR!
Links: Sir yes Sir!
Navi: Let's move move move!
So Navi, Link, Link, Link and uh Link walked outside and the ground and the rock closed up.
Navi: If my calculations are correct, Vaati's fortress should be on Death Mountain somewhere.
Link: Well that is great, but how are all 4 of us going to get to Death Mountain? Epona might be able to take 2, at best three, but no more.
Navi: You really are an idiot aren't you. RLink will use the Bolero of Fire to get to Death Mountain, BLink will use the Minuet of Forest to go through the secret warps in the Lost Woods, and you two will ride on Epona.
Links: That might work.
Navi: Ok then let's go.
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So how bad is it? Any critic's would be good, just make it senseable. And keep in mind this is my first solo fic, so don't set the bar to high. Thanks!
One more little note, I'm kinda not liking this much myself, but we will just go with it.