Chapter Five: Together Again, mostly
Somewhere, in a dark and cold tunnel lay a lonely beast. His name, Loui. His mission, to protect BlueLink, who is off doing who knows what. His comrades, abandoned him. His only company, a Goron named Jim. SO! Without further ado,
Loui: Have ya got any ones?
Jim: Go fish.
Loui: Arrrrr.
Jim: Have you got any fives?
Loui: Ah, yes. *hands him two fives*
Jim: Oh thank you. Have you got any tens?
Loui: RRRRRRRRRrr Yes. *hands him a ten*
Jim: Have you got any twenties?
Loui: AH! I'm out *hands him three twenties*
Jim: I'm rich!
Loui: Those were my last rupees!
Jim: Mine now, thanks!
Loui: I hope Link hurries.
My my my, whenever you gamble, eventually you lose. Let us now check in on our Muscle ripped fellows.
Link: You mean me! *flexs*
No, I mean the Four Huge Muscle Ripped Moblins.
Link: Oh. *walks away crying*
Anyway, there is no telling what kind of devastation those four are causing in Kokiri Village, we better go and find out.
Mido's House is a now, the four's house.
#1: Rrr, this place good.
He is sitting on the podieum where Mido usually stands at the back of his house.
#2: Ya, put feet up.
He is proping his feet on a few chests.
#3: Plenty exercise!
He is punching Mido, who is suspended from the ceiling like a punching bag.
Mido: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
#4: We shouldn't be doing this, this is wrong.
#1,2 and 3: Shut up piggy.
Piggy: But guys.
As they talked a little blond Kokiri walked in.
Blond Kokiri: Whatcha doin?
#3: Punching! *jabs mido a few times*
Mido: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
BK: Oh, that's nice. *smiling*
Mido: Helpppp meeee.
#3: Bag no talk! *punches him, knocking him out*
#1: What you want?
BK: Just to talk.
Piggy: You don't want to talk with them, they are bullies.
#123: Shut up piggy.
We can see that is going nowhere, so on to Kakariko Village.
Link: Wow, look at it all.
They are standing at the entrance watching the hussle and bussle of Kakariko, shops here, shops there, buying and selling everywhere.
PurpleLink: Check it out!
Malon: No, wait, come back here!
PurpleLink is running over to a smoothie ship(who knew Hyrule had those)
Link: Oooo look at that!
Navi: No not you too! RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Link is running sushi bar(again, who knew)
PurpleLink: Bartender get me a tall one!
The Bartender slides a tall glass of purrayed(Not how it is spelled) apple and orange mixed with a little ice.
PurpleLink: *slurps* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Malon: LINK!
Malon,who is standing back at the door, has a nasty look in her eyes, and tapping foot.
PurpleLink: Hmmmm? *has smoothie all over his lips*
Malon: Get back out here. NOW!
PurpleLink: Ok. *takes smoothie with him*
Across the plaza(imagine that there are more buildings and stuff) Link is ordering Sushi.
Link: Give me a roll!
Sushi Bartender: How long?
Link: How long is there?
SB: Oh, about 20 feet.
Link*Wide eyes*: HIT ME!
Navi: Link! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Huh? Why not?
Navi: Because *whispers something to him*
Link: *GASP* You fiend! *runs away with sushi roll*
SB: Hey you didn't, ah well.
Back at the middle of the town square Malon has dragged PurpleLink to the fountain(just bear with me) and Link and Navi come over.
Malon: Where did you get that?
Link: Um, nowhere. *munches*
PurpleLink: Ooo that looks good.
Link: It is, want a bite?
PurpleLink: Sure, and you can wash it down with this. *hands him the smoothie*
Navi: Idiots.
Malon: You're tellin me.
While they stand there doing nothing, BlueLink and Saria come up the stairs and see them.
BlueLink: LINK!
Link: LINK!
PurpleLink: LINK!
All three run to each other and embrace in a group hug.
Saria: And they call me a hugger of dense objects.
Navi: Hey Saria! When did you join our little trek?
Malon: Have you kept Link out of trouble?
Saria: Tried to.
Navi: Well it ain't, ah not again.
All three Links are running off in different directions towards various shops.
Malon: Here we go again.
Navi: Yep.
Saria: *sigh*
Whilest they hunt down their respective Links, the scene at Vaati's Palace begs inquisition.
Zelda: I'm an idiot, I could have been rescued, mind you he wasn't quite the Knight in shining armor, but atleast he had armor!
Vaati: Ok, now I know this one is hot!
Zelda: Hmmm? Oh yes that, well give it to me *takes it and sips* This is better, but I have another errand for you, go get my drycleaning, and make sure they ironed my dresses, and don't forget to pick up groceries, you are low on milk and eggs.
Vaati: *crys* ok. *flies out*
Zelda: Man he is almost as dumb as Link. Almost.
All of the sudden the Storm Cell rings.
*ringing*
Zelda: Wha? Hmm. *picks it up* Hello?
Other End: Helloa! Link?
Zelda: No Link isn't, this is Link.
OE: Oh gooda, It'sa me, Mario, I've called to tell you that we will be able to rescue Zelda after alls.
Zelda: Really! Good, Could you hurry?!
Mario: You betta.
Zelda: Good, I'll, I mean she'll be waiting.
Mario: Okey dokey! Whoo! Hoo! Yippie!
*hangs up*
Zelda: Well looks like I'll get out of here after all.
Things are looking up for Zelda, she may not need Link's help after all. Now we proceed to the firey mount that is Death, well the crater anyway.
RedLink: Ok Mr. Map sage, where is this dungeon?
Tingle: I'm thinking, I think it's over there.
Darunia: I think it's over there *points in opposite direction*
Redlink: You sure?
Tingle: Mostly sure, don't worry though, Tingle use his magic words to help!
Redlink: No, not the magic words again!
Darunia: What's the magic words?
Tingle: Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah! Become accessable! *The usual did something good Zelda jingle plays* These are magic words Tingle created himself, don't steal them.
A great rumbling is heard, and on one of the two spires(on the sides of the warp pad) the rock cracks and reveals a hole going straight down.
Redlink: Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!
Tingle: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over into the hole, unconscious*
Darunia: WOW!
Redlink: I've discovered how to get rid of him, for awhile anyway, YAHOO!!!!!
Darunia: Do you suppose that's the dungeon?
Redlink: I hope not.
Darunia: Well shouldn't we check it out?
Redlink: Nah, we can wait for the others to get here.
Darunia: Others?
Redlink: Yeah, there are 4 Links now, didn't I tell you that?
Darunia: You forgot to mention it.
Redlink: Well anyway, there are.
Darunia: That's great, well we can kick it at my place till they get here.
RedLink: Ok.
With that Redlink and Darunia head off to his room, to "kick it" whatever that may entail.
It's time for our Will segment, but no testaments.
Will Loui ever get his money back? Will he ever lose his gambling habits?
Will Mido survive his house guests? Will Piggy ever shut up?
Will Ruto ever get out from under her father?
Will Malon, Navi, and Saria ever be able to round up the Links?
Will Zelda be able to wait till Mario comes to her aid? Will Link beat him there? Probably not.
Will Tingle ever recover from his words being stolen? Will he recover from his fall? We can hope not.
Will the Links ever be reunited at Daruina's place and head out from there? Or will they just "kick it"?
Find out next time on, ah you know.
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Somewhere, in a dark and cold tunnel lay a lonely beast. His name, Loui. His mission, to protect BlueLink, who is off doing who knows what. His comrades, abandoned him. His only company, a Goron named Jim. SO! Without further ado,
Loui: Have ya got any ones?
Jim: Go fish.
Loui: Arrrrr.
Jim: Have you got any fives?
Loui: Ah, yes. *hands him two fives*
Jim: Oh thank you. Have you got any tens?
Loui: RRRRRRRRRrr Yes. *hands him a ten*
Jim: Have you got any twenties?
Loui: AH! I'm out *hands him three twenties*
Jim: I'm rich!
Loui: Those were my last rupees!
Jim: Mine now, thanks!
Loui: I hope Link hurries.
My my my, whenever you gamble, eventually you lose. Let us now check in on our Muscle ripped fellows.
Link: You mean me! *flexs*
No, I mean the Four Huge Muscle Ripped Moblins.
Link: Oh. *walks away crying*
Anyway, there is no telling what kind of devastation those four are causing in Kokiri Village, we better go and find out.
Mido's House is a now, the four's house.
#1: Rrr, this place good.
He is sitting on the podieum where Mido usually stands at the back of his house.
#2: Ya, put feet up.
He is proping his feet on a few chests.
#3: Plenty exercise!
He is punching Mido, who is suspended from the ceiling like a punching bag.
Mido: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
#4: We shouldn't be doing this, this is wrong.
#1,2 and 3: Shut up piggy.
Piggy: But guys.
As they talked a little blond Kokiri walked in.
Blond Kokiri: Whatcha doin?
#3: Punching! *jabs mido a few times*
Mido: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
BK: Oh, that's nice. *smiling*
Mido: Helpppp meeee.
#3: Bag no talk! *punches him, knocking him out*
#1: What you want?
BK: Just to talk.
Piggy: You don't want to talk with them, they are bullies.
#123: Shut up piggy.
We can see that is going nowhere, so on to Kakariko Village.
Link: Wow, look at it all.
They are standing at the entrance watching the hussle and bussle of Kakariko, shops here, shops there, buying and selling everywhere.
PurpleLink: Check it out!
Malon: No, wait, come back here!
PurpleLink is running over to a smoothie ship(who knew Hyrule had those)
Link: Oooo look at that!
Navi: No not you too! RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Link is running sushi bar(again, who knew)
PurpleLink: Bartender get me a tall one!
The Bartender slides a tall glass of purrayed(Not how it is spelled) apple and orange mixed with a little ice.
PurpleLink: *slurps* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Malon: LINK!
Malon,who is standing back at the door, has a nasty look in her eyes, and tapping foot.
PurpleLink: Hmmmm? *has smoothie all over his lips*
Malon: Get back out here. NOW!
PurpleLink: Ok. *takes smoothie with him*
Across the plaza(imagine that there are more buildings and stuff) Link is ordering Sushi.
Link: Give me a roll!
Sushi Bartender: How long?
Link: How long is there?
SB: Oh, about 20 feet.
Link*Wide eyes*: HIT ME!
Navi: Link! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Huh? Why not?
Navi: Because *whispers something to him*
Link: *GASP* You fiend! *runs away with sushi roll*
SB: Hey you didn't, ah well.
Back at the middle of the town square Malon has dragged PurpleLink to the fountain(just bear with me) and Link and Navi come over.
Malon: Where did you get that?
Link: Um, nowhere. *munches*
PurpleLink: Ooo that looks good.
Link: It is, want a bite?
PurpleLink: Sure, and you can wash it down with this. *hands him the smoothie*
Navi: Idiots.
Malon: You're tellin me.
While they stand there doing nothing, BlueLink and Saria come up the stairs and see them.
BlueLink: LINK!
Link: LINK!
PurpleLink: LINK!
All three run to each other and embrace in a group hug.
Saria: And they call me a hugger of dense objects.
Navi: Hey Saria! When did you join our little trek?
Malon: Have you kept Link out of trouble?
Saria: Tried to.
Navi: Well it ain't, ah not again.
All three Links are running off in different directions towards various shops.
Malon: Here we go again.
Navi: Yep.
Saria: *sigh*
Whilest they hunt down their respective Links, the scene at Vaati's Palace begs inquisition.
Zelda: I'm an idiot, I could have been rescued, mind you he wasn't quite the Knight in shining armor, but atleast he had armor!
Vaati: Ok, now I know this one is hot!
Zelda: Hmmm? Oh yes that, well give it to me *takes it and sips* This is better, but I have another errand for you, go get my drycleaning, and make sure they ironed my dresses, and don't forget to pick up groceries, you are low on milk and eggs.
Vaati: *crys* ok. *flies out*
Zelda: Man he is almost as dumb as Link. Almost.
All of the sudden the Storm Cell rings.
*ringing*
Zelda: Wha? Hmm. *picks it up* Hello?
Other End: Helloa! Link?
Zelda: No Link isn't, this is Link.
OE: Oh gooda, It'sa me, Mario, I've called to tell you that we will be able to rescue Zelda after alls.
Zelda: Really! Good, Could you hurry?!
Mario: You betta.
Zelda: Good, I'll, I mean she'll be waiting.
Mario: Okey dokey! Whoo! Hoo! Yippie!
*hangs up*
Zelda: Well looks like I'll get out of here after all.
Things are looking up for Zelda, she may not need Link's help after all. Now we proceed to the firey mount that is Death, well the crater anyway.
RedLink: Ok Mr. Map sage, where is this dungeon?
Tingle: I'm thinking, I think it's over there.
Darunia: I think it's over there *points in opposite direction*
Redlink: You sure?
Tingle: Mostly sure, don't worry though, Tingle use his magic words to help!
Redlink: No, not the magic words again!
Darunia: What's the magic words?
Tingle: Tingle! Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah! Become accessable! *The usual did something good Zelda jingle plays* These are magic words Tingle created himself, don't steal them.
A great rumbling is heard, and on one of the two spires(on the sides of the warp pad) the rock cracks and reveals a hole going straight down.
Redlink: Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!
Tingle: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over into the hole, unconscious*
Darunia: WOW!
Redlink: I've discovered how to get rid of him, for awhile anyway, YAHOO!!!!!
Darunia: Do you suppose that's the dungeon?
Redlink: I hope not.
Darunia: Well shouldn't we check it out?
Redlink: Nah, we can wait for the others to get here.
Darunia: Others?
Redlink: Yeah, there are 4 Links now, didn't I tell you that?
Darunia: You forgot to mention it.
Redlink: Well anyway, there are.
Darunia: That's great, well we can kick it at my place till they get here.
RedLink: Ok.
With that Redlink and Darunia head off to his room, to "kick it" whatever that may entail.
It's time for our Will segment, but no testaments.
Will Loui ever get his money back? Will he ever lose his gambling habits?
Will Mido survive his house guests? Will Piggy ever shut up?
Will Ruto ever get out from under her father?
Will Malon, Navi, and Saria ever be able to round up the Links?
Will Zelda be able to wait till Mario comes to her aid? Will Link beat him there? Probably not.
Will Tingle ever recover from his words being stolen? Will he recover from his fall? We can hope not.
Will the Links ever be reunited at Daruina's place and head out from there? Or will they just "kick it"?
Find out next time on, ah you know.
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Hey, you punks out there who may or may not be reading this, better give me some reviews, otherwise I'm not posting any more chapters! Thankyou.