Chapter Six: Reunion, of the nonhighschool varity.
At long last, all four Link's shall be reunited, ah, but I am getting ahead of myself. Our attention must first turn to Zelda, as her situation, takes a turn for the worse.
Vaati: I'm back. *glaring with his one huge eye*
Zelda: Where is my drycleaning? *tapping her foot*
Vaati: I put it where it will be quite dry.
*scene of dresses blowing around in the desert*
Zelda: Oh did you? What makes you think that you had the right to do that?
Vaati: BECAUSE! I am the Wind Mage here, I'm the master of this palace, and I! Yes I! captured you to be my bride, but now that I see how much a hassle you are, I don't think I want you anymore!!!!
Zelda: Well, then I guess I'll just leave.
Vaati: Oh now you don't, you are staying put till Link get's here,
Zelda: BUT! That could take years!
Vaati: Then you shall have to learn to be patient!
Zelda: That could take years!
Vaati: TO BAD! *throws her in a cold dark dungeon*
Zelda: Hmm, this feels familier. Oh I know, duh my third game. Ah, seems like only yesterday I was locked up in a 32 bit Hyrule castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [A/N: That signifies a flashback]
Zelda: It's cold in here, Agahnim!
Agahnim: Yes, what is it you brat.
Zelda: Who do you think you are throwing me down here? How do you expect me to get a manicure in this awful place, and just think of what it's going to do to my hair!
Agahnim: AHHHHH! You never stop! I told you, leave me alone! *leaves*
Zelda: Well he was a lotta help.
Link: Princess Zelda? I got your message, I'm Link! I'm here to rescue y Arrrgghhh! *his face is met by a spiked ball*
Ball&ChainGuard: Who are you? Who told you, you could come down here?
Link: Uhhhh, oh I'm Link! I was sent here by my uncle to rescue her!
B&CG: Oh, well in that case *falls on knees* PLEASE TAKE HER! I can't stand it anymore, all the errands, all the requests, all the lattes! Take her, and if I were you, I'd dump her off into Lake Hylia, first chance I get! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off screaming, while leaving a key*
Link: Hmm, that was easier than I thought it would be.
Zelda: Don't just stand there, open the door!
Link: Oh right, *unlocks door* so, what now?
Zelda: Well since that worthless brute Agahnim wouldn't fulfil his duties, you get to.
Link: Really? Thanks! [Obviously doesn't realize what he is getting into]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zelda: Ahhh, those were the days, but I digress, Link isn't going to be here anytime soon, so, a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do.
*Bright light flashes around her*
Zelda: Come on come on, I don't have all day.
*Fades to reveal Sheik, her alter ego, and split personality ;)*
Shiek: Ah, feels good to be in charge again, let's get out of here. *throws a deku nut on ground, and disappears*
A most curious turn of events, no matter. Come the busy market of Kakariko becons!
Malon: LINK!
Saria: LINK!
Navi: LINK!!
Unbeknownst to those three, but knownst to the three they seek, they are hiding in the House of Skulltula.
BlueLink: Maybe they will just go away.
Link: Not likely, I'll bet that Navi never gives up, her wings can fly indefinatly.
PurpleLink: Yeah, and Malon herds up horses everyday, just imagine how long she can last against us three.
BlueLink: Saria will tire out, she'll have to give up, just you wait and see.
FatherSkulltula: Welcome boys.
AllLinks: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FatherSkulltula: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *girly scream*
BlueLink: Ehh, heart, ah. *breathing heavily*
Link: GreatFairies ain't got nothin on you.
PurpleLink: You nearly made me wet myself!
Link: Really?
PurpleLink: Um, no. *looks down in shame*
BlueLink: Who are you anyway?
FatherSkulltula: Who am I? Who are you! And what are you doing in my house?
BlueLink: Your house? But this place in abandoned!
FatherSkull: It looks that way, so that no one will intrude, apparently it doesn't work!
PurpleLink: Why didn't you just put up boards on the door or something?
FatherSkull: Only have one arm here!
Link: Wait wait wait, hold on one highfalutin minute!
Others: Highfalutin?
Link: Shutup, anyway, didn't I, we, Link cure you in OoT?
FatherSkull: Well some people did. *cough* Authors a loser *cough*
Link: Author? What are you talking about you psychotic mutant?
Bleu[it's french]Link: Forget it, let's just get rid of him now, no witnesses!
FatherSkull: Hmm? Wait! NO!
All three Links grab him, pull him down from his web, and throw him outside, where he is pecked to death by cuccos.
PurpleLink: Ooo, what a way to go, ouch.
Link: Yeah, but on the bright side, we now have a pad!
BlueLink: Yeah!
Voice from ceiling: Oh no you don't!
A SkulltulaKid decends from the ceiling on a webline.
Link: Ugh, how many more are there? *grabs him and throws him out*
KidSkull#1: No wait AHHHHH!!! *gets pecked to death by cuccos*
KidSkull#2: Not so fast, you still have to deal with us!
KidSkull#3: Yeah, that's right!
KidSkull#4: Um, what they said!
KidSkull#5: Yeah!
Link: This shouldn't take long.
BlueLink: *cracks knuckles*
PurpleLink: It's go time!
All three draw their swords, hacking and slashing, slashing and hacking, until finally all four other KidSkulltulas are outside, to meet their uncomfy demise.
Link: Ok, now we have a pad!
Just as he finishes saying that, the door flings open, the light shining in, with a tall shadow, a short shadow, and flying shadow.
AllLinks: *gulp*
Things are about to get painful for those three I imagine, we had better rush over to Kokiri Forest, to see if Mido is being hospitable enough.
Moblin#1: What you want talk about?
BlondGirl: Nothing, tee hee.
Moblin#2: Ok.
Moblin#3: *punches Mido*
Piggy: You guys are mean!
All3: Shutup Piggy.
Moblin#1: I wonder how Loui doing?
Moblin#2: He still stuck me think.
Moblin#3: *punches Mido again*
BlondGirl: I bet Loui is just fine! *under her breathe* who is Loui?
How is Loui indeed?! Let's find out. You have to move first though, ahem, over there, yes go, NOW!.
Loui: So, how long do you suspect it will take Link to get over there?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Well do you think anyone will come to save me?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Ok, what's your home look like?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Do you know any other words? Perhaps?
Jim: *speaking in british accent* Words? Well really friend, what are words? In short, they are a tool, the way that peoples communitcate, because without words, we couldn't very well talk, we would be nothing but uncivilized brutes! Hundreds of languages across hundreds of nations, and peoples. Words make life simple, without words, what would we do but bang on a rock.
Loui: Ok......... but where did that come from?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Ok, that was, quite odd, to say the least. Let's see who have we not seen? Oh yes, that's right, RedLink, and Darunia minus Tingle.
Darunia: So this is the place.
Redlink: This is it huh?
Darunia: Yep.
Redlink: Ya know, I was half way hopeing for something, not made out of rock.
Darunia: Why? When you get tired of a peice of furniture, ya eat it.
Redlink: Yes but, you see, by stomach doesn't really handle rocks well.
Darunia: Bummer.
Redlink: Yeah, so, you got anything else around here to eat?
Darunia: Um, no. But, we can always go down to KFC.
Redlink: KFC?
Darunia: Yeah, Kakariko Fried Cuccos.
Redlink: Hmmm, let's go!
So they head down the mountain, through the trail, past some buildings until finally arriving at the bottom of the well, which has been renovated, and made into a KFC.
Redlink: Give me a bucket!
Link: Give me a bandage.
BlueLink: Give me some ice.
Purplelink: *unconscious*
Darunia: Link?
3Links: Yeah?
Redlink: Link?!
Link: LINK!
BlueLink: LINK!!!
All three embrace, and just ignore purplelink, who is still passed out.
Link: Alright, the gang is together and back in action!
Malon: Not so fast.
Saria: Yeah, we havn't finished beating you yet.
Navi: And I havn't finished watching.
Darunia: Hold on there, what's this about beating these my brother? Eh, brothers?!
Purplelink: *waking up* HuH?
Redlink: LINK!
PurpleLink: LINK!
All four now embrace, again, wait.
Malon: Good, now we can beat you all.
Links: *huddling together in a corner, with their shields, like the Romans* None shall pass!
Navi: You idiot's, those are Kite shields, you need tower shields!
Link: Oh no.
BlueLink: This won't be good.
Purplelink: Bring on the pain!
Redlink: Hey wait, I didn't do anything! *tries to run, but is held on to by the other Links*
Link: Nope, you're stayin!
See I told you they would reunite, just to get beaten, but hey! Well anyway, with that, we bring this chapter to a close. You know I was going to spare you the will bit, but since you gave me that look, I'm going to hit you with it anyway.
Will Zelda ever retake control of her own body? Will she ever reappear?
Will the Skulltula family survive it's feathery ordeal? Of course not, they're dead already!
Will the BlondGirl ever talk of something of significance? Maybe. Will Mido survive? Maybe, but most likely not.
Will Jim ever learn new words? Will he ever speak like a brit? We can hope not. He's a goron after all.
Will the Links ever survive the Trio's wrath? Maybe, since they are the main character after all.
Maybe the next installment will be here sooner next time, who knows. Find out, next time on, or is it in? I don't know, but next time with,
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, well sorta
P.S. If you are reading this story, I need some reviews, something that tell's me my time is well spent putting this on ff.net, cause if I don't get atleast two reviews from this chapter, then I'm not going to put anymore chapters up.
At long last, all four Link's shall be reunited, ah, but I am getting ahead of myself. Our attention must first turn to Zelda, as her situation, takes a turn for the worse.
Vaati: I'm back. *glaring with his one huge eye*
Zelda: Where is my drycleaning? *tapping her foot*
Vaati: I put it where it will be quite dry.
*scene of dresses blowing around in the desert*
Zelda: Oh did you? What makes you think that you had the right to do that?
Vaati: BECAUSE! I am the Wind Mage here, I'm the master of this palace, and I! Yes I! captured you to be my bride, but now that I see how much a hassle you are, I don't think I want you anymore!!!!
Zelda: Well, then I guess I'll just leave.
Vaati: Oh now you don't, you are staying put till Link get's here,
Zelda: BUT! That could take years!
Vaati: Then you shall have to learn to be patient!
Zelda: That could take years!
Vaati: TO BAD! *throws her in a cold dark dungeon*
Zelda: Hmm, this feels familier. Oh I know, duh my third game. Ah, seems like only yesterday I was locked up in a 32 bit Hyrule castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [A/N: That signifies a flashback]
Zelda: It's cold in here, Agahnim!
Agahnim: Yes, what is it you brat.
Zelda: Who do you think you are throwing me down here? How do you expect me to get a manicure in this awful place, and just think of what it's going to do to my hair!
Agahnim: AHHHHH! You never stop! I told you, leave me alone! *leaves*
Zelda: Well he was a lotta help.
Link: Princess Zelda? I got your message, I'm Link! I'm here to rescue y Arrrgghhh! *his face is met by a spiked ball*
Ball&ChainGuard: Who are you? Who told you, you could come down here?
Link: Uhhhh, oh I'm Link! I was sent here by my uncle to rescue her!
B&CG: Oh, well in that case *falls on knees* PLEASE TAKE HER! I can't stand it anymore, all the errands, all the requests, all the lattes! Take her, and if I were you, I'd dump her off into Lake Hylia, first chance I get! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off screaming, while leaving a key*
Link: Hmm, that was easier than I thought it would be.
Zelda: Don't just stand there, open the door!
Link: Oh right, *unlocks door* so, what now?
Zelda: Well since that worthless brute Agahnim wouldn't fulfil his duties, you get to.
Link: Really? Thanks! [Obviously doesn't realize what he is getting into]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zelda: Ahhh, those were the days, but I digress, Link isn't going to be here anytime soon, so, a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do.
*Bright light flashes around her*
Zelda: Come on come on, I don't have all day.
*Fades to reveal Sheik, her alter ego, and split personality ;)*
Shiek: Ah, feels good to be in charge again, let's get out of here. *throws a deku nut on ground, and disappears*
A most curious turn of events, no matter. Come the busy market of Kakariko becons!
Malon: LINK!
Saria: LINK!
Navi: LINK!!
Unbeknownst to those three, but knownst to the three they seek, they are hiding in the House of Skulltula.
BlueLink: Maybe they will just go away.
Link: Not likely, I'll bet that Navi never gives up, her wings can fly indefinatly.
PurpleLink: Yeah, and Malon herds up horses everyday, just imagine how long she can last against us three.
BlueLink: Saria will tire out, she'll have to give up, just you wait and see.
FatherSkulltula: Welcome boys.
AllLinks: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FatherSkulltula: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *girly scream*
BlueLink: Ehh, heart, ah. *breathing heavily*
Link: GreatFairies ain't got nothin on you.
PurpleLink: You nearly made me wet myself!
Link: Really?
PurpleLink: Um, no. *looks down in shame*
BlueLink: Who are you anyway?
FatherSkulltula: Who am I? Who are you! And what are you doing in my house?
BlueLink: Your house? But this place in abandoned!
FatherSkull: It looks that way, so that no one will intrude, apparently it doesn't work!
PurpleLink: Why didn't you just put up boards on the door or something?
FatherSkull: Only have one arm here!
Link: Wait wait wait, hold on one highfalutin minute!
Others: Highfalutin?
Link: Shutup, anyway, didn't I, we, Link cure you in OoT?
FatherSkull: Well some people did. *cough* Authors a loser *cough*
Link: Author? What are you talking about you psychotic mutant?
Bleu[it's french]Link: Forget it, let's just get rid of him now, no witnesses!
FatherSkull: Hmm? Wait! NO!
All three Links grab him, pull him down from his web, and throw him outside, where he is pecked to death by cuccos.
PurpleLink: Ooo, what a way to go, ouch.
Link: Yeah, but on the bright side, we now have a pad!
BlueLink: Yeah!
Voice from ceiling: Oh no you don't!
A SkulltulaKid decends from the ceiling on a webline.
Link: Ugh, how many more are there? *grabs him and throws him out*
KidSkull#1: No wait AHHHHH!!! *gets pecked to death by cuccos*
KidSkull#2: Not so fast, you still have to deal with us!
KidSkull#3: Yeah, that's right!
KidSkull#4: Um, what they said!
KidSkull#5: Yeah!
Link: This shouldn't take long.
BlueLink: *cracks knuckles*
PurpleLink: It's go time!
All three draw their swords, hacking and slashing, slashing and hacking, until finally all four other KidSkulltulas are outside, to meet their uncomfy demise.
Link: Ok, now we have a pad!
Just as he finishes saying that, the door flings open, the light shining in, with a tall shadow, a short shadow, and flying shadow.
AllLinks: *gulp*
Things are about to get painful for those three I imagine, we had better rush over to Kokiri Forest, to see if Mido is being hospitable enough.
Moblin#1: What you want talk about?
BlondGirl: Nothing, tee hee.
Moblin#2: Ok.
Moblin#3: *punches Mido*
Piggy: You guys are mean!
All3: Shutup Piggy.
Moblin#1: I wonder how Loui doing?
Moblin#2: He still stuck me think.
Moblin#3: *punches Mido again*
BlondGirl: I bet Loui is just fine! *under her breathe* who is Loui?
How is Loui indeed?! Let's find out. You have to move first though, ahem, over there, yes go, NOW!.
Loui: So, how long do you suspect it will take Link to get over there?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Well do you think anyone will come to save me?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Ok, what's your home look like?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: Do you know any other words? Perhaps?
Jim: *speaking in british accent* Words? Well really friend, what are words? In short, they are a tool, the way that peoples communitcate, because without words, we couldn't very well talk, we would be nothing but uncivilized brutes! Hundreds of languages across hundreds of nations, and peoples. Words make life simple, without words, what would we do but bang on a rock.
Loui: Ok......... but where did that come from?
Jim: I dunno.
Loui: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Ok, that was, quite odd, to say the least. Let's see who have we not seen? Oh yes, that's right, RedLink, and Darunia minus Tingle.
Darunia: So this is the place.
Redlink: This is it huh?
Darunia: Yep.
Redlink: Ya know, I was half way hopeing for something, not made out of rock.
Darunia: Why? When you get tired of a peice of furniture, ya eat it.
Redlink: Yes but, you see, by stomach doesn't really handle rocks well.
Darunia: Bummer.
Redlink: Yeah, so, you got anything else around here to eat?
Darunia: Um, no. But, we can always go down to KFC.
Redlink: KFC?
Darunia: Yeah, Kakariko Fried Cuccos.
Redlink: Hmmm, let's go!
So they head down the mountain, through the trail, past some buildings until finally arriving at the bottom of the well, which has been renovated, and made into a KFC.
Redlink: Give me a bucket!
Link: Give me a bandage.
BlueLink: Give me some ice.
Purplelink: *unconscious*
Darunia: Link?
3Links: Yeah?
Redlink: Link?!
Link: LINK!
BlueLink: LINK!!!
All three embrace, and just ignore purplelink, who is still passed out.
Link: Alright, the gang is together and back in action!
Malon: Not so fast.
Saria: Yeah, we havn't finished beating you yet.
Navi: And I havn't finished watching.
Darunia: Hold on there, what's this about beating these my brother? Eh, brothers?!
Purplelink: *waking up* HuH?
Redlink: LINK!
PurpleLink: LINK!
All four now embrace, again, wait.
Malon: Good, now we can beat you all.
Links: *huddling together in a corner, with their shields, like the Romans* None shall pass!
Navi: You idiot's, those are Kite shields, you need tower shields!
Link: Oh no.
BlueLink: This won't be good.
Purplelink: Bring on the pain!
Redlink: Hey wait, I didn't do anything! *tries to run, but is held on to by the other Links*
Link: Nope, you're stayin!
See I told you they would reunite, just to get beaten, but hey! Well anyway, with that, we bring this chapter to a close. You know I was going to spare you the will bit, but since you gave me that look, I'm going to hit you with it anyway.
Will Zelda ever retake control of her own body? Will she ever reappear?
Will the Skulltula family survive it's feathery ordeal? Of course not, they're dead already!
Will the BlondGirl ever talk of something of significance? Maybe. Will Mido survive? Maybe, but most likely not.
Will Jim ever learn new words? Will he ever speak like a brit? We can hope not. He's a goron after all.
Will the Links ever survive the Trio's wrath? Maybe, since they are the main character after all.
Maybe the next installment will be here sooner next time, who knows. Find out, next time on, or is it in? I don't know, but next time with,
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, well sorta
P.S. If you are reading this story, I need some reviews, something that tell's me my time is well spent putting this on ff.net, cause if I don't get atleast two reviews from this chapter, then I'm not going to put anymore chapters up.