AUTHOR'S NOTE: The boys are comparing Craig's future family to a TV show so I'll write it in script form. Hehe.

Setting: The Leave It To Beaver living room.

CAST:

Ward Cleaver Craig Manning

June Cleaver Sammy Thomas

Wally Cleaver Gabriel Thomas

Beaver Cleaver Julia Thomas-Manning (AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know, I know, Beaver's a boy but just follow along!)

CRAIG: (enters the room wearing a suit and carrying a brief case) Hello, honey.

SAMMY: (enters the room dressed like June Cleaver) Hi, Craig.

CRAIG: Where is little Gabe and Julia?

SAMMY: Well, of course, both of the kids are at school. They should be coming in any minute.

[door opens and GABRIEL and JULIA enter]

GABRIEL: Hi, Mom. Hi Dad.

JULIA: Hello, Mother. Daddy.

SAMMY & CRAIG: Hi kids.

GABRIEL: Well, I have homework. So I'm going up to my room.

SAMMY & CRAIG: Ok, son.

[GABRIEL runs up to his room]

JULIA: (sighs) I finished all of my homework at school. Could I go watch television?

SAMMY & CRAIG: Ok, dear.

[JULIA skips to the living room. SAMMY turns to CRAIG.]

SAMMY: How was work, dear?

CRAIG: Great! Just like my life. Great!

SAMMY: Great!

[CRAIG leans in and kisses SAMMY, SAMMY lifts her foot off of the floor. They turn to the camera and smile]

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The boys all stared at Spinner. Marco looked at the other two. "Who thought that was a load of crap?" he asked.

They raised their hands.

"What did you think Craig?" Spinner asked. "Do you think your family will be like that?"

"I hope not," Craig said. "That'd be scary having goody-two shoe kids."

"Yeah," Jimmy replied. "Spinner, that story's so unbelievable it's not funny."

Spinner shrugged and popped a cheesy puff in his mouth. "Like you have any better 'future family ideas'?" he asked.

Jimmy shook his head. "Maybe," he said.

"Tell us," Marco said. "It'll probably be better than the one Spinner thought up."

"Yeah, Jimmy," Craig agreed. "Anything you think of could be better than what Spinner thought of."

"Ok," he said. "Here goes…"

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hehe, sorry, I'm a brat.