A/N: OKAY FOUR SWORDS FANS! I'm finally updating, lucky you. I'll try and update more often from now on. After listening to some awesome zelda music, done by a symphony, and the SSBM soundtrack done by an orchestra, I'm all pumped up and inspired and ready to write! So without further ado, let's get it on! But real quick, I'd like to thank all the people who have reviewed my story.
Chapter 8: Eight chapters strong, and behold! A dungeon!
Hello there gentle reader, I'm glad you're back. I'm sure you're all wondering how I escaped the clutches of that foul bird eh?
*Giant drum stick can be seen in the background*
Well, let's just say I cooked his goose. Anyway, our fair hero's have managed to get themselves out of another mess, but can they handle......*be surprised now*
THE WRATH OF MALON!
I don't know.... I just don't know..., also, we'll be sure and check up on our other hero's adventures.
But for now, on with... whatever this thing is.
*Scene of Vaati's palace*
Vaati: WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S GONE?!
Moblin: Uh.... she's gone. Yep that's what I mean.
Vaati: YOU IDIOT! *zaps him with a lightining bolt* Great, just great now what? What else could possibly go wrong?
*Doo do do do do doo dooo doo*
Mario: Yippie!
Luigi: Yo ho!
Vaati: Who are you... and what are you doing here?
Mario: It'sa me, Mario!
Luigi: Anda me, Luigi!
Both: And we're the Mario Bros! Complete with accessories! *Luigi is wearing the Poltergeist3000, and Mario has the LUDD?(the water thingy)*
Vaati: Okay, that's quite nice, BUT WHY ARE YOU IN MY PALACE?!
Mario: We'sa gotta a call to come anda save Princess Zelda!
Vaati: So it was you who took her!
Luigi: Um, no, we justa gota here.
Vaati: Eh?
Mario: Zelda! *calling out and looking around.
Luigi: Zelda! *the same*
Vaati: She's not here!
Mario: Oh.... okie dokie, gooda byea!
Vaati: Oh no you don't, you're not leaving so quickly! *zaps at both with magicy stuff*
Luigi: Look outa! *pushes Mario out of the way, saving him*
Mario: Thanksa! Now, drink up! *squirts water at him, drowning him*
Vaati: *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Luigi: Anda don't forget the bombsa! *sucks up a bomb and shoots it at him*
*KABOOM!*
*Dust clears, revealing a very blown up palace*
Luigi: Ooops!
Mario: Look whata you did! Now what are we to do?
Toad: Mario!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle!
Mario: Oh nooooo!
Luigi: *sighs*
Well, that would make things quite boring wouldn't it now? Vaati.... dead? My my my. Onward, to Kakariko! (again)
Link: I'm tellin ya, she was totally in to me.
Redlink: Ya right, she was lookin at me.
Bluelink: Oh come on guys, it's obvious she wanted me.
Purplelink: *waking up from pillowy bed* Hey guys!
Links: LINK! *all embrace in a big group hug*
Purplelink: What? You guys act as if I was dead or somethin?
Redlink: But you we *smack!*
Link: What he means is, you were just looking...... lonely!
Darunia: No he wasn't.
Bluelink: *whispering to Daruina* Shut up, shut up!
Purplelink: Anyway, I came to tell you guys that Malon is really mad at you guys for leaving, she's fuuming even as we speak!
*Death Mountain errupts*
Purplelink: See!
Link: Aww man, she's gonna try to kill us again ain't she?
Redlink: Yep.
Bluelink: Most likely.
Darunia: Never fear my brothers! I shall protect you!
Links: *stare with raised eyebrows* Right.....
So they all walk up the Death Mountain trail, and then into Goron City, where they meet, MALON'S WRATH! (just like Majora's Wrath... but... different...?)
MALON'S WRATH: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Bluelink: Um.... we was just... well you see we.... don't kill me!
Link: Get ahold of yourself man!
Redlink: Ya! *pushes Purplelink forward* Besides, it was his fault!
Purplelink: What? Hey, no it wasn't!
3links: Was too.
Purplelink: No! I did as you asked, don't hurt me!
MALON'S WRATH: SILENCE! YOU ALL SHALL SUFFER! NOW WHERE'S MY HAMMER?
Navi: Over here over here, over *whoosh! stuffed into a bag*
Link: Be quiet!
Saria: *yawn* What's going on this morning?
MALON'S WRATH: ALL SHALL SUFFER!
Saria: Now now Malon, we've been over this, you can't kill them, because without them, we'd be dead.
MALON'S WRATH: WE HAVE?! ........ OH ALRIGHT, BUT NEXT TIME! *kill gesture*
Navi: Ahem, as I was saying, let's get going.
Link: Yes, let's get going, we don't want to keep that dungeon waiting!
Darunia: We're finally going to do that?
Redlink: Yep!
Bluelink: Only took us eight chapters.
All: What?
Bluelink: I don't know, why are you all stareing at me like that.
Navi: ANYWAY! Let's go.
So they all headed into the Death Mountain Crater where they found the entrance to the temple once again.
Link: So, who's first?
Malon: You are. *pushes him in*
Link: Aaaaiiiiieeeeee! *smack, acordein(um, that loony toons sound)*
Redlink: Do you think he's alright?
Malon: I don't know, why don't you go find out! *pushes him in*
Navi: You're having to much fun doing that you know.
Malon: I know. *looks at Bluelink*
Bluelink: Okay okay. *pushes Purplelink in* Geranamo!(sp?) *leaps in himself*
Malon: Well that was surprisingly easy.
Navi: Yep, you're next! *pushes Malon in*
Malon: You'll payyyyyyy!
Darunia: So.....
Navi: Get in tubby.
Darunia: Okay.... *jumps in, causing an 8.5 on the richter scale*
Navi: And you.
Saria: Oh... I just remembered, I have something to, um AHHH! *gets pushed in*
Navi: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies in*
Down, deep in the depths, lay four hero's all unconscious. One very disgruntled farm girl, a giant crater from a fat goron, one crying kokiri, and one fairy.
Malon: I hate you Navi.
Darunia: Uh......
Saria: That wasn't nice Navi. *crys*
Link: Huh..?
Redlink: Oh my head.
Bluelink: Hey, I'm alive!
Purplelink: Jerk.
Link: Alright calm down everybody, I've got a plan!
All: You do?
Link: Um, no actually I was hoping someone else did.
All: *sigh*
Tingle: I've got you covered!
Redlink: AHHHH! It's my nightmare all over again! Helpppp! *runs off*
Bluelink: Wait it's only......*looks at Tingle* AAAHHHHHH! *runs off the other way*
Malon: You wimps.
Link: Never fear me lady, I shall protect you fromt his dispicable feind!
Navi: You do know he's a sage right?
Link: Huh? Tingle? Come on you gotta be kiddin me.
Tingle: It's true, Rauru said so!
Link: Pppsssshhhh, Rauru, that ol lard bucket? He wouldn't know a donkey from a danish, as long as it's got sprinkles on it.
Saria: Um link....
Link: Not now Saria, I tell ya what, after you've spent 7 years with Rauru, you'd spend 70 just trying to find people willing to exercise.
Saria: Uh, Link..
Link: Just a minute Saria, anyway where was I? Oh yes, how FAT Rauru is, I mean he even makes ol Darunia here look like well..... thin.
Saria: LINK!
Link: What is it Saria?!
Saria: Um.... nothing.
Link: He's behind me isn't he?
All nod.
Link: *sighs*
Rauru: Fat am I? FAT!? ME!? I should eat you for that! But what with you being the Hero of Time and all, I have to leave you alone. But the minute your license is up, *eat gesture*
Link: *gulp*
Navi: ANYWAY!
Malon: I guess we should hurry up and do this dungeon huh?
Tingle: An excellent idea, and I've got just the thing for you! *holds up a map for the room they are in* But it'll cost you!
Link: How much?
Tingle: 5000 rupees, not a shard less.
Link: WHAT! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
Tingle: Do you want it or not? *holds it over a lava tunnel*
Link: Ya ya, give it to me. *pays him*
Tingle: Thankyou! *hands him the map and disappears*
Link: Hey hey HEY! This is only one room! I'll get you for this Tingle! You'll pay!
Malon: Stop shouting Link.
Link: Sorry.
Rauru: Farewell! *disappears*
Purplelink: He means fatwell.
Rauru: I HEARD THAT!
All: Eep!
All run off.
Well, that was, um..... exciting! Now let's see there is one other character... *looks at list* Check.... done it..... yep..... oh here we are.
The middle of Kakariko Village(again) everyone was going about their daily business, when *poof* out of no where, came a shadowy figure, with a red eye.
Shiek: At last, I'm free! *does a little dance* Okay, now I'm done. Hmm, what shall I do first.... I KNOW let's go see Impa.
*Inside her head*
Zelda: NO! We must go find Link and the others and tell them I'm safe!
Shiek: As if, that would be like so lame girlfriend, We're goin partyin!
*Normal world*
Shiek: WOOOO! Party at Links house!
Everyone crams in and starts well..... partying.
Impa: TURN DOWN THAT RACKET! *throws.... something harmful*
Okay then..... well back to the mountain!
Redlink: Guys! *runs around looking for people* Guys come on, this isn't funny! Guys!?
Okay.... let's check on someone else.
Darunia: Zzzzzzzzz....
Great.... let's try again.
Saria: Hello? hello?
Bluelink: BAH!
Saria: AHhhH!
Bluelink: AHHHHH! *higher pitch than her*
Saria: Link! You scared me!
Bluelink: Well you scared me!
Saria: Well, you scared me first!
Bluelink: Nu uhhh, you scared me first!
One hour later
Bluelink: No you scared me first!
Malon: STOP IT!
Saria&Bluelink: Stopping right now. *both stop, funny how that works*
Malon: Now come on!
*Leads them away*
Malon: Link is just around the corner, and he..... *sigh*
Link: HA HA! Take that ye villainous wretch! *stabbing a dead Dinolfos, over and over*
Malon: Link.... I just killed that thing, leave it be.
Link: Heh...., what do you mean you killed it? I mean, why would a helpless farmgirl do that, when a sword wielding hero is about?
Malon: Because you were scared of the skulltula?
Link: Oh right, that's it.
Malon rolls her eyes, then leds them all along back to the center room.
Darunia: Zzzzz......
Malon: GET UP!
Darunia: Huh... what? Oh hi there, I was just er.... just uh.... umm...
Malon: Not watching for other people like I told you?
Darunia: No, I was.... yes that would be it.
Malon: Am I the ONLY smart one around here?
Navi: NOPE! I'm here!
Link: Ya, you build confidence Navi, oh yeah.
Navi: Shut up, atleast I could kill something if I had to.
Link: Allow me to demonstrate my ability! *draws sword*
Darunia: Now now, we don't need any of that.
Saria: Ya, leave Navi alone.
Redlink: AHHHHHH! *runs through, somehow grabbing Malon is the process*
Malon: Come on guys! Maybe he knows where he's going!
Navi: Think about what you just said.
Malon: Oh yeah.... right.....
So they all set off to chase after her, and hope, of all hope that they can stop Redlink's running.
Will I ever stop doing this thing? No, not for this fic anyway.
Will Redlink ever stop running? Will Malon ever get free? Let's hope.
Will Zelda ever regain control of her body? Sure.
Will Vaati reappear? Duh stupid! What kind of a story would it be without a villain?
Will I update more frequently? Keep your fingers crossed.
Will Mario and Luigi be able to find the princess?
Will I ever remember all the characters that I've left all over the place doing this or that? Yes, next chapter.
Will this segment stop? I can definatly say that yes this will indeed s.....
Don't forget to read and then review! Remember, without reviews, I can't better write to serve you better, so send in those reviews.
Chapter 8: Eight chapters strong, and behold! A dungeon!
Hello there gentle reader, I'm glad you're back. I'm sure you're all wondering how I escaped the clutches of that foul bird eh?
*Giant drum stick can be seen in the background*
Well, let's just say I cooked his goose. Anyway, our fair hero's have managed to get themselves out of another mess, but can they handle......*be surprised now*
THE WRATH OF MALON!
I don't know.... I just don't know..., also, we'll be sure and check up on our other hero's adventures.
But for now, on with... whatever this thing is.
*Scene of Vaati's palace*
Vaati: WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S GONE?!
Moblin: Uh.... she's gone. Yep that's what I mean.
Vaati: YOU IDIOT! *zaps him with a lightining bolt* Great, just great now what? What else could possibly go wrong?
*Doo do do do do doo dooo doo*
Mario: Yippie!
Luigi: Yo ho!
Vaati: Who are you... and what are you doing here?
Mario: It'sa me, Mario!
Luigi: Anda me, Luigi!
Both: And we're the Mario Bros! Complete with accessories! *Luigi is wearing the Poltergeist3000, and Mario has the LUDD?(the water thingy)*
Vaati: Okay, that's quite nice, BUT WHY ARE YOU IN MY PALACE?!
Mario: We'sa gotta a call to come anda save Princess Zelda!
Vaati: So it was you who took her!
Luigi: Um, no, we justa gota here.
Vaati: Eh?
Mario: Zelda! *calling out and looking around.
Luigi: Zelda! *the same*
Vaati: She's not here!
Mario: Oh.... okie dokie, gooda byea!
Vaati: Oh no you don't, you're not leaving so quickly! *zaps at both with magicy stuff*
Luigi: Look outa! *pushes Mario out of the way, saving him*
Mario: Thanksa! Now, drink up! *squirts water at him, drowning him*
Vaati: *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Luigi: Anda don't forget the bombsa! *sucks up a bomb and shoots it at him*
*KABOOM!*
*Dust clears, revealing a very blown up palace*
Luigi: Ooops!
Mario: Look whata you did! Now what are we to do?
Toad: Mario!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle!
Mario: Oh nooooo!
Luigi: *sighs*
Well, that would make things quite boring wouldn't it now? Vaati.... dead? My my my. Onward, to Kakariko! (again)
Link: I'm tellin ya, she was totally in to me.
Redlink: Ya right, she was lookin at me.
Bluelink: Oh come on guys, it's obvious she wanted me.
Purplelink: *waking up from pillowy bed* Hey guys!
Links: LINK! *all embrace in a big group hug*
Purplelink: What? You guys act as if I was dead or somethin?
Redlink: But you we *smack!*
Link: What he means is, you were just looking...... lonely!
Darunia: No he wasn't.
Bluelink: *whispering to Daruina* Shut up, shut up!
Purplelink: Anyway, I came to tell you guys that Malon is really mad at you guys for leaving, she's fuuming even as we speak!
*Death Mountain errupts*
Purplelink: See!
Link: Aww man, she's gonna try to kill us again ain't she?
Redlink: Yep.
Bluelink: Most likely.
Darunia: Never fear my brothers! I shall protect you!
Links: *stare with raised eyebrows* Right.....
So they all walk up the Death Mountain trail, and then into Goron City, where they meet, MALON'S WRATH! (just like Majora's Wrath... but... different...?)
MALON'S WRATH: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Bluelink: Um.... we was just... well you see we.... don't kill me!
Link: Get ahold of yourself man!
Redlink: Ya! *pushes Purplelink forward* Besides, it was his fault!
Purplelink: What? Hey, no it wasn't!
3links: Was too.
Purplelink: No! I did as you asked, don't hurt me!
MALON'S WRATH: SILENCE! YOU ALL SHALL SUFFER! NOW WHERE'S MY HAMMER?
Navi: Over here over here, over *whoosh! stuffed into a bag*
Link: Be quiet!
Saria: *yawn* What's going on this morning?
MALON'S WRATH: ALL SHALL SUFFER!
Saria: Now now Malon, we've been over this, you can't kill them, because without them, we'd be dead.
MALON'S WRATH: WE HAVE?! ........ OH ALRIGHT, BUT NEXT TIME! *kill gesture*
Navi: Ahem, as I was saying, let's get going.
Link: Yes, let's get going, we don't want to keep that dungeon waiting!
Darunia: We're finally going to do that?
Redlink: Yep!
Bluelink: Only took us eight chapters.
All: What?
Bluelink: I don't know, why are you all stareing at me like that.
Navi: ANYWAY! Let's go.
So they all headed into the Death Mountain Crater where they found the entrance to the temple once again.
Link: So, who's first?
Malon: You are. *pushes him in*
Link: Aaaaiiiiieeeeee! *smack, acordein(um, that loony toons sound)*
Redlink: Do you think he's alright?
Malon: I don't know, why don't you go find out! *pushes him in*
Navi: You're having to much fun doing that you know.
Malon: I know. *looks at Bluelink*
Bluelink: Okay okay. *pushes Purplelink in* Geranamo!(sp?) *leaps in himself*
Malon: Well that was surprisingly easy.
Navi: Yep, you're next! *pushes Malon in*
Malon: You'll payyyyyyy!
Darunia: So.....
Navi: Get in tubby.
Darunia: Okay.... *jumps in, causing an 8.5 on the richter scale*
Navi: And you.
Saria: Oh... I just remembered, I have something to, um AHHH! *gets pushed in*
Navi: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies in*
Down, deep in the depths, lay four hero's all unconscious. One very disgruntled farm girl, a giant crater from a fat goron, one crying kokiri, and one fairy.
Malon: I hate you Navi.
Darunia: Uh......
Saria: That wasn't nice Navi. *crys*
Link: Huh..?
Redlink: Oh my head.
Bluelink: Hey, I'm alive!
Purplelink: Jerk.
Link: Alright calm down everybody, I've got a plan!
All: You do?
Link: Um, no actually I was hoping someone else did.
All: *sigh*
Tingle: I've got you covered!
Redlink: AHHHH! It's my nightmare all over again! Helpppp! *runs off*
Bluelink: Wait it's only......*looks at Tingle* AAAHHHHHH! *runs off the other way*
Malon: You wimps.
Link: Never fear me lady, I shall protect you fromt his dispicable feind!
Navi: You do know he's a sage right?
Link: Huh? Tingle? Come on you gotta be kiddin me.
Tingle: It's true, Rauru said so!
Link: Pppsssshhhh, Rauru, that ol lard bucket? He wouldn't know a donkey from a danish, as long as it's got sprinkles on it.
Saria: Um link....
Link: Not now Saria, I tell ya what, after you've spent 7 years with Rauru, you'd spend 70 just trying to find people willing to exercise.
Saria: Uh, Link..
Link: Just a minute Saria, anyway where was I? Oh yes, how FAT Rauru is, I mean he even makes ol Darunia here look like well..... thin.
Saria: LINK!
Link: What is it Saria?!
Saria: Um.... nothing.
Link: He's behind me isn't he?
All nod.
Link: *sighs*
Rauru: Fat am I? FAT!? ME!? I should eat you for that! But what with you being the Hero of Time and all, I have to leave you alone. But the minute your license is up, *eat gesture*
Link: *gulp*
Navi: ANYWAY!
Malon: I guess we should hurry up and do this dungeon huh?
Tingle: An excellent idea, and I've got just the thing for you! *holds up a map for the room they are in* But it'll cost you!
Link: How much?
Tingle: 5000 rupees, not a shard less.
Link: WHAT! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
Tingle: Do you want it or not? *holds it over a lava tunnel*
Link: Ya ya, give it to me. *pays him*
Tingle: Thankyou! *hands him the map and disappears*
Link: Hey hey HEY! This is only one room! I'll get you for this Tingle! You'll pay!
Malon: Stop shouting Link.
Link: Sorry.
Rauru: Farewell! *disappears*
Purplelink: He means fatwell.
Rauru: I HEARD THAT!
All: Eep!
All run off.
Well, that was, um..... exciting! Now let's see there is one other character... *looks at list* Check.... done it..... yep..... oh here we are.
The middle of Kakariko Village(again) everyone was going about their daily business, when *poof* out of no where, came a shadowy figure, with a red eye.
Shiek: At last, I'm free! *does a little dance* Okay, now I'm done. Hmm, what shall I do first.... I KNOW let's go see Impa.
*Inside her head*
Zelda: NO! We must go find Link and the others and tell them I'm safe!
Shiek: As if, that would be like so lame girlfriend, We're goin partyin!
*Normal world*
Shiek: WOOOO! Party at Links house!
Everyone crams in and starts well..... partying.
Impa: TURN DOWN THAT RACKET! *throws.... something harmful*
Okay then..... well back to the mountain!
Redlink: Guys! *runs around looking for people* Guys come on, this isn't funny! Guys!?
Okay.... let's check on someone else.
Darunia: Zzzzzzzzz....
Great.... let's try again.
Saria: Hello? hello?
Bluelink: BAH!
Saria: AHhhH!
Bluelink: AHHHHH! *higher pitch than her*
Saria: Link! You scared me!
Bluelink: Well you scared me!
Saria: Well, you scared me first!
Bluelink: Nu uhhh, you scared me first!
One hour later
Bluelink: No you scared me first!
Malon: STOP IT!
Saria&Bluelink: Stopping right now. *both stop, funny how that works*
Malon: Now come on!
*Leads them away*
Malon: Link is just around the corner, and he..... *sigh*
Link: HA HA! Take that ye villainous wretch! *stabbing a dead Dinolfos, over and over*
Malon: Link.... I just killed that thing, leave it be.
Link: Heh...., what do you mean you killed it? I mean, why would a helpless farmgirl do that, when a sword wielding hero is about?
Malon: Because you were scared of the skulltula?
Link: Oh right, that's it.
Malon rolls her eyes, then leds them all along back to the center room.
Darunia: Zzzzz......
Malon: GET UP!
Darunia: Huh... what? Oh hi there, I was just er.... just uh.... umm...
Malon: Not watching for other people like I told you?
Darunia: No, I was.... yes that would be it.
Malon: Am I the ONLY smart one around here?
Navi: NOPE! I'm here!
Link: Ya, you build confidence Navi, oh yeah.
Navi: Shut up, atleast I could kill something if I had to.
Link: Allow me to demonstrate my ability! *draws sword*
Darunia: Now now, we don't need any of that.
Saria: Ya, leave Navi alone.
Redlink: AHHHHHH! *runs through, somehow grabbing Malon is the process*
Malon: Come on guys! Maybe he knows where he's going!
Navi: Think about what you just said.
Malon: Oh yeah.... right.....
So they all set off to chase after her, and hope, of all hope that they can stop Redlink's running.
Will I ever stop doing this thing? No, not for this fic anyway.
Will Redlink ever stop running? Will Malon ever get free? Let's hope.
Will Zelda ever regain control of her body? Sure.
Will Vaati reappear? Duh stupid! What kind of a story would it be without a villain?
Will I update more frequently? Keep your fingers crossed.
Will Mario and Luigi be able to find the princess?
Will I ever remember all the characters that I've left all over the place doing this or that? Yes, next chapter.
Will this segment stop? I can definatly say that yes this will indeed s.....
Don't forget to read and then review! Remember, without reviews, I can't better write to serve you better, so send in those reviews.