A/N: Alright, now then, before the first stone is cast *gets hit with five stones* Owww, I SAID BEFORE! *gets ice pack* Now then, BEFORE you stone me, let me explain why I havent' updated in well over a month, if not two. I've been busy with this and that, primarily trying to finish school for the year and what not. Also my sister is getting married later this month, so for the past several months I've had to make many a trip to where she lives, which equals a 600 mile round trip every time. And I've been hard at work over at www.zeldauniverse.net writing for a coop fan fiction there. That is where most of my time is spent honestly. But I decided that this fic needed a new chapter, and now is the time to do it. Also, don't think that I'm going to let this fic die, for two reasons. #1 I don't like to leave things unfinished and #2 If I were going to let it die, I'd tell you, not just, well, let it die. So before I ramble on anymore, I'll start it now, and hope that something good comes of it.
Chapter Nine: The dungeon's master!
*Scene: The narrarator fast asleep.*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... just five more minutes.... zzzzzzzzz...... Gah, huh?! What? Who goes there! Oh, it's you! Yes you, the reader. I was wondering if you were ever going to come back. Anyway, back to Death Mountain with you.
Redlink: AHhhhhhh! *keeps running, whilst carrying Malon*
Malon: Put me down Link! *beats on Link's head repeatedly*
The rest: Slow down Link! Come back!!!
For the better part of two hours they run around in circles until Redlink finally tires out, and falls down. When he falls down, he lands on a peculiarly shaped rock, and causes a trap door to open beneathe: Darunia, Saria, Malon, and, no just them.
Link: Malon!
Bluelink: Darunia!
Purplelink: Saria!
Redlink: Ahhhhhhh, wait, what was I screaming about?
Link: Forget it, let's go! *grabs Bluelink's hand, who grabs the next Link's hand, etc.* It's time to show em what we're made of!
Bluelink: Well, our knees are jello....
Purplelink: Our spines are missing...
Redlink: But we're Heros! We don't need all that junk! Let's go! *everyone jumps in*
Links: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *etc...* SMACK! SMASH! SLAM! Squishy....
About five hours later
Link: Uh....... Legs... not... moving!
Bluelink: I can't feel my arms! I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!
Purplelink: *unconscious*
Redlink: What's wrong with you guys? *is jogging in place*
Link and Link just stare at him angrily and blink. In due time everyone gets up and walks around, taking in their new surroundings. They are in a cavern, with odd scratchings on the walls, and a path of foot prints leading out of the room.
Link: So how far down do you suppose we are?
Bluelink: I have no clue.
Purplelink: Yeah, that's helpful...
Redlink: If I had to guess, I'd say we are about, 3000 feet below sea level, if I had to guess.
Link, Link and Link stare at him confused and curious. Without another word, they all walk off in their original direction. For some time they walk, until they hear a loud roaring, and screaming, and crying, and snoreing.
Link: Malon! She's in trouble!
Purplelink: Saria! She's hurt!
Bluelink: Darunia! Is asleep again?! How many hours do goron's sleep? I mean, really.
Redlink: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ThreeLinks: What is it now!?
Redlink points up at the beast overshadowing them, which just so happens to be, a mighty dragon flying through the air. On their other side is a large Dodongo. Drawing their blades, they prepared for battle.
Malon: Link! Hurry up!
Shouting from her current condition, Malon was hanging over a pit of lava, tied up by ropes. Darunia was snoreing soundly on a rock, and Saria was crying because she scraped her knee.
Link held up his shield to block the firey attack from Volvagia, as the other three were trying to avoid the vicious bowling of King Dodongo. Seeing bombs around them, and a chance to kill the rolling lizard, they started throwing bombs as fast as they could. A few hit the King, a few hit the dragon, but alot hit Link.
Link: Hey! Guys, watch it will ya?
And fight on they did.
Well, that is enough of that rot, let's go see how our other peoples fair.
In Kakariko.
Shiek: WOOOOO! Partay! *dances with other Kakarikans(???)*
Zelda: Shiek, stop this at once! I warn you!
Shiek: Quit your whining Zelda, you can't do nothin to me.
Zelda: I can whine....
Shiek: You wouldn't....
Zelda: *whines horribly for, well, anything and everything*
Shiek: Ahhh, stop it, stop it now!
Zelda: But but but... I want to save Link!!!!!!!!! *pouts*
Shiek: Oh fine, we'll go, just stop it!
Zelda: *sniff* Okay.
Shiek throws down a deku nut which makes her disappear into a bright flash of light, and vanishes.
Off, somewhere, deep in the forest.
Loui: I'm gonna take a shot in the dark, and say that Link isn't coming to get me out.
Jim: Most likely.
Loui: Got any ideas for how we can get me out?
Jim: Not likely.
Loui: Are you always going to repeat words?
Jim: Very likely.
Loui: Forget it.
Okay... anyway, back to the volcano.....
Link: HA! Take that ye fiend! *stabbing at nothing*
Malon: Link, they're already dead, just give it up will you?
Link: Never!
Bluelink climbs out from underneathe the dead form of King Dodongo, and dusts himself off, while helping Purplelink out from underneathe the rock he was hiding under. Redlink was the one who slew both monsters, unintentionally of course. He threw his sword up, which landed in Volvagia's head, which caused him to breathe fire on the King, killing them both.
Saria: Can we just go now?
Navi flies in, who had been absent before hand.
Malon: Navi? Where were you?
Navi: Um, no where.... *tries to hide something behind her tiny fairy body*
Link grabs hold of her and shakes her violently, spilling out tons of rupees and an odd looking cape.
Link: Ooo, shinies! *starts scooping up all the rupees he can hold.
Bluelink: Rupees! *follows suit*
Purplelink: Navi, where did you put all these rupees?
Redlink: And where did you get this awsome cape?! Whoopee! *jumps high and floats*
Navi: I found them in a chest, and put them away in my uber secret fairy pouch... ah man, there goes the secret.
Darunia: You have a pouch?
Navi: Shhhh, a secret pouch, but since you all asked so nicely, I'll tell you about it.
Saria: But you already did.
Navi: No I didn't.
Saria: Yes you... oh nevermind.
Navi proceeds to tell them a story, that amazes and shocks everyone. After she is done, they all begin the long hike out of the mountain where they will end up later back at Kakariko Village.
Here we go again.
Will I ever get anymore ideas for this fic? I hope so, otherwise it will go down the drain in the next chapter or two.
Will anyone else read this fic? Probably not.
Will anyone care that it is forsaken? Not many.
Will our heros live to tell their tale? Not if I can help it, heh.
Will I just stop doing this alre.....
A/N: Hmm, total randomness there. Oh well.
Okay, read and review and what not, but I tell you this now. If I do not get more readers, and useful reviews that help and encourage me, this fic is coming to an abrupt end soon. I don't really have lots of time for it, and am scrapeing the bottom of the idea barrel. I'll try my best to give it a few more chapters, but DON'T be surprised if it ends before 15 chapters. Maybe 12, maybe. That is, if I don't start getting useful reviews that let me know that people are reading it. If you want to read my fiction, then go read my Metroid story, or go to www.zeldauniverse.net /forums and go to the fic/art section, and look for a story called "The War of the Triforce - Legends" there you will find 20+ pages of fiction, done by several authors. I am known there as KamikazeCow, if you want zelda fiction, go there and read that.
Chapter Nine: The dungeon's master!
*Scene: The narrarator fast asleep.*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... just five more minutes.... zzzzzzzzz...... Gah, huh?! What? Who goes there! Oh, it's you! Yes you, the reader. I was wondering if you were ever going to come back. Anyway, back to Death Mountain with you.
Redlink: AHhhhhhh! *keeps running, whilst carrying Malon*
Malon: Put me down Link! *beats on Link's head repeatedly*
The rest: Slow down Link! Come back!!!
For the better part of two hours they run around in circles until Redlink finally tires out, and falls down. When he falls down, he lands on a peculiarly shaped rock, and causes a trap door to open beneathe: Darunia, Saria, Malon, and, no just them.
Link: Malon!
Bluelink: Darunia!
Purplelink: Saria!
Redlink: Ahhhhhhh, wait, what was I screaming about?
Link: Forget it, let's go! *grabs Bluelink's hand, who grabs the next Link's hand, etc.* It's time to show em what we're made of!
Bluelink: Well, our knees are jello....
Purplelink: Our spines are missing...
Redlink: But we're Heros! We don't need all that junk! Let's go! *everyone jumps in*
Links: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *etc...* SMACK! SMASH! SLAM! Squishy....
About five hours later
Link: Uh....... Legs... not... moving!
Bluelink: I can't feel my arms! I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!
Purplelink: *unconscious*
Redlink: What's wrong with you guys? *is jogging in place*
Link and Link just stare at him angrily and blink. In due time everyone gets up and walks around, taking in their new surroundings. They are in a cavern, with odd scratchings on the walls, and a path of foot prints leading out of the room.
Link: So how far down do you suppose we are?
Bluelink: I have no clue.
Purplelink: Yeah, that's helpful...
Redlink: If I had to guess, I'd say we are about, 3000 feet below sea level, if I had to guess.
Link, Link and Link stare at him confused and curious. Without another word, they all walk off in their original direction. For some time they walk, until they hear a loud roaring, and screaming, and crying, and snoreing.
Link: Malon! She's in trouble!
Purplelink: Saria! She's hurt!
Bluelink: Darunia! Is asleep again?! How many hours do goron's sleep? I mean, really.
Redlink: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ThreeLinks: What is it now!?
Redlink points up at the beast overshadowing them, which just so happens to be, a mighty dragon flying through the air. On their other side is a large Dodongo. Drawing their blades, they prepared for battle.
Malon: Link! Hurry up!
Shouting from her current condition, Malon was hanging over a pit of lava, tied up by ropes. Darunia was snoreing soundly on a rock, and Saria was crying because she scraped her knee.
Link held up his shield to block the firey attack from Volvagia, as the other three were trying to avoid the vicious bowling of King Dodongo. Seeing bombs around them, and a chance to kill the rolling lizard, they started throwing bombs as fast as they could. A few hit the King, a few hit the dragon, but alot hit Link.
Link: Hey! Guys, watch it will ya?
And fight on they did.
Well, that is enough of that rot, let's go see how our other peoples fair.
In Kakariko.
Shiek: WOOOOO! Partay! *dances with other Kakarikans(???)*
Zelda: Shiek, stop this at once! I warn you!
Shiek: Quit your whining Zelda, you can't do nothin to me.
Zelda: I can whine....
Shiek: You wouldn't....
Zelda: *whines horribly for, well, anything and everything*
Shiek: Ahhh, stop it, stop it now!
Zelda: But but but... I want to save Link!!!!!!!!! *pouts*
Shiek: Oh fine, we'll go, just stop it!
Zelda: *sniff* Okay.
Shiek throws down a deku nut which makes her disappear into a bright flash of light, and vanishes.
Off, somewhere, deep in the forest.
Loui: I'm gonna take a shot in the dark, and say that Link isn't coming to get me out.
Jim: Most likely.
Loui: Got any ideas for how we can get me out?
Jim: Not likely.
Loui: Are you always going to repeat words?
Jim: Very likely.
Loui: Forget it.
Okay... anyway, back to the volcano.....
Link: HA! Take that ye fiend! *stabbing at nothing*
Malon: Link, they're already dead, just give it up will you?
Link: Never!
Bluelink climbs out from underneathe the dead form of King Dodongo, and dusts himself off, while helping Purplelink out from underneathe the rock he was hiding under. Redlink was the one who slew both monsters, unintentionally of course. He threw his sword up, which landed in Volvagia's head, which caused him to breathe fire on the King, killing them both.
Saria: Can we just go now?
Navi flies in, who had been absent before hand.
Malon: Navi? Where were you?
Navi: Um, no where.... *tries to hide something behind her tiny fairy body*
Link grabs hold of her and shakes her violently, spilling out tons of rupees and an odd looking cape.
Link: Ooo, shinies! *starts scooping up all the rupees he can hold.
Bluelink: Rupees! *follows suit*
Purplelink: Navi, where did you put all these rupees?
Redlink: And where did you get this awsome cape?! Whoopee! *jumps high and floats*
Navi: I found them in a chest, and put them away in my uber secret fairy pouch... ah man, there goes the secret.
Darunia: You have a pouch?
Navi: Shhhh, a secret pouch, but since you all asked so nicely, I'll tell you about it.
Saria: But you already did.
Navi: No I didn't.
Saria: Yes you... oh nevermind.
Navi proceeds to tell them a story, that amazes and shocks everyone. After she is done, they all begin the long hike out of the mountain where they will end up later back at Kakariko Village.
Here we go again.
Will I ever get anymore ideas for this fic? I hope so, otherwise it will go down the drain in the next chapter or two.
Will anyone else read this fic? Probably not.
Will anyone care that it is forsaken? Not many.
Will our heros live to tell their tale? Not if I can help it, heh.
Will I just stop doing this alre.....
A/N: Hmm, total randomness there. Oh well.
Okay, read and review and what not, but I tell you this now. If I do not get more readers, and useful reviews that help and encourage me, this fic is coming to an abrupt end soon. I don't really have lots of time for it, and am scrapeing the bottom of the idea barrel. I'll try my best to give it a few more chapters, but DON'T be surprised if it ends before 15 chapters. Maybe 12, maybe. That is, if I don't start getting useful reviews that let me know that people are reading it. If you want to read my fiction, then go read my Metroid story, or go to www.zeldauniverse.net /forums and go to the fic/art section, and look for a story called "The War of the Triforce - Legends" there you will find 20+ pages of fiction, done by several authors. I am known there as KamikazeCow, if you want zelda fiction, go there and read that.