A/N: I'll be honest with you, I don't like this fic much anymore. It is ending(as I said in the previous chapter) soon. I'll try to atleast give it a nice ending, but I wish to have it done and gone. Thank you for the all of, eh, 3 reviews I got? Only two were long, and even then they were nice, but not enough of a reason to continue this fic beyond this chapter.
I'll warn you now, I was on a caffiene high for most of this chapter, and am so just eh... blahed right now, that this chapter is going to be very weird.
Chapter Ten: The Randomness Filled End
When last we left our heros, they were steadily venturing towards Kakariko village.... again. But since we've been there, done that, we're going to speed things up a bit. narrator uses fun narrator-only powers to wisk the adventurers away, sending them to Lake Hylia.
Curious mist clears
Link: Whoa? What was that?
Malon: I don't know, but I'm sure its your fault.
Redlink: Now now, lets not be getting to hasty conclusions.
Navi: Are you defending him?
Redlink: Well... no... I just..
Bluelink: Hey guys look! Water! WOOOO! Last one in is a.. eh.... tecktite!
All stand looking at him with raised eyebrow and look of curiosity. He then proceeds to race towards the shore, pulling off his tunic and diving in the frigid waters of Lake Hylia.
Bluelink: GAHHHHHHH! Its cold!
Purplelink: Of course it is idiot, its a lake.
Bluelink: That doesn't help me very much....
StrangeYetFamiliarVoice: I'll help you, linky.
Bluelink: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Gahhh!
Redlink: Gahhh!!!
Purplelink: Gahhhh! Wait.... why are we screaming?!
Bluelink: That's why! running out of the water, putting tunic back on quickly
SYFV: Come back linky!
Saria: YOU!
Ruto: YOU!
Bluelink: Oh boy... here we go again.....
5 hours of cat fighting later
Link: So...... now what?
Malon: How about we go and rescue zelda? Or is that even our quest anymore?
All Links: Oh yeah... that.
Loui: Hey Link! I'm finally free!
Link: Who are you! draws sword
Redlink: Yeah! draws sword
Purplelink: Now now....
All: Oh shut up!
Bluelink: runs in front of all, protecting Loui WAIT! This is my friend! Well, sorta.
Navi: Yeah? Well who's that! points...err.... flies towards Jim
Darunia: Oh! Why that's Jim! How are you brother?
Jim: I'm doing good, thankyou brother.
Most: Oh... okay...
Navi: Am I the only one who finds this suspicious?
Malon: You find everything suspicious.
Navi: So?
Saria: ANYWAY!
Ruto: Where were we? tackles Saria
Saria: Owww! punches Ruto
Malon: STOP IT!
Both: Okay..... Sneer
1 hours passes with no one saying a word.
Link: So..... what do we do now?
Redlink: Go horseback riding?
Purplelink: Go swimming?
Bluelink: No no, anything but swimming.
Ruto: Awww come on Linky!
Bluelink: I told you not to call me that! draws sword
Ruto: Oh linky, you're so cute when you're ang...... coughs up blood You stabbed me.... YOU STABBED ME!
Bluelink: Ha ha! Yes I did! stabs some more
Link: Hey that looks like fun! joins in, as do the other links
Ruto: Ehhhh........... dies
Saria: You killed Ruto! ..... Hurray! kicks Ruto's dead body
Loui: Well.... what should we do with her?
Darunia: LET'S EAT HER!
Everyone gives Darunia a very questioning and disgusted look.
Darunia: What?
Tingle: I'm with tubby! has bib on, and fork and knife in hand Let's eat!
All four links get in a huddle, do some discussing amongest themselves, finally turning around with a consensus.
Link: Okay, let's eat.
Malon: You can't be serious....
Redlink: Why not?
Bluelink: already cutting her up and preparing the peices for cooking
Purplelink: Eh.... I'll start the fire! goes about doing just that
Navi: Glad I'm a vegetarian.
Link: What are you talking about? I saw you licking your lips at the mention of roasted fish.
Navi: Oh yes.. well.. I.... Oh alright, lets eat!
Bright lights flash all around, and a beam of light falls on Navi. A strange voice can be heard.
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Navi! Thou art not to eat meat and thou knowest it!
Navi: Gulp
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Because thou hast sought to do thus, thou shalt be changed from thy innocence as a fairy, into a hideous beast!
Navi: No! Not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: SILENCE! goes about the transforming process
Navi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is consumed with a bright light
When the light clears, a 20 foot or so woman is standing in its place, and with blue hair.
Navi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Gah! My eyes! It's so hideous.... what is it?
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Behold! The Great Fairy of Annoyance!
Navi: Why!
Link: Why!?
Loui: Yay! I'm not the ugliest one anymore!
Darunia: Me neither.
Jim: Nor I.
Navi: Why me!?
Tingle: Tough break Navi.
Navi: turning a glaring at Tingle with pure hatred and anger filled eyes YOU! This is your fault! You tempted me to eat meat! Now you shall succomb to it! grabs Tingle and crams him down her throat, making her belly extend greatly, and looking quite fat
Links: Whoa....
Tingle: barely audible Hello! Can anyone hear me! Help! Ah... what is that? Ahhh! It burns! It bur........ is consumed
Navi: earth shattering belch, plus drool Ah... that's nice... pats huge belly
Link: So.... anyway.... Um... lets go eh over there! runs towards the Lakeside Observatory, followed by everyone except for Navi, who sits down, to... digest?....
Once inside, everyone starts playing with all sorts of fun things which are scattered about.
Link: Hey cool! An indoor pool! Hey Darunia! Lets go for a swim! kicks Darunia in
Darunia: But... I can't swim! falls in, and drowns
Redlink: Hmm... lets try him! kicks Jim in
Jim: I can't swim either! drowns as well
Loui: Jim!
Bluelink: Oops....
Purplelink: Hey guys! Check this out! turns around holding a.. thing I wonder what it does?
Link: I don't know....
Malon: You should probably put that down, it looks important.
Saria: Find out what it does!
Purplelink: Okay! pulls off a cover, which was concealing a stone eyeball Hmm... points it at Malon
Malon: What is that supposed to.... turns to stone
Purplelink: screams like a little girl and throws the stone in the water
Loui: I'm getting out of here before anything else happens! runs outside and sits with Navi
Link: Hmm....
DisfiguredOldMan: Eh?! Who goes there!
Links: Gahhh!
Saria: Looks like Navi isn't the ugliest one anymore....
DOM: Eeh? What's that? Speak up missy!
Saria: I SAID!
Link: slaps a hand over Saria's mouth She said what a lovely place you have here. throws Saria outside
DOM: Oh.. I see. Well, what can I help you boys with?
Link: We were just wondering what these fun things you have in here are..
DOM: Oh, I see. Well, this is the ancient weapon known as the Master Sword.. and this
Link: Wait wait wait, the Master Sword? Blade of evil's Bane, Master Sword?
DOM: Yes, that's the one.
Link: But its supposed to be in the Temple of Time, keeping Ganon locked away.
DOM: Oh yes that one, well that's the display model, this is the real sword.
Redlink: You're kidding right?
DOM: I never kid.
Bluelink: whispers to Purplelink I bet he never was one either, what is he? 1000 years old?
DOM: I heard that.
Bluelink: But how? You're hearing it bad you said.
DOM: Eh, comes and goes. smacks Bluelink with a stick
Purplelink: So how do we unstone her? points at Malon
DOM: You don't.
Purplelink: What do you mean we don't? There has to be some antidote!
DOM: Nope. Now get out, I've got things to do. smacks them all out with a stick
Outside.
Link: Well that weird...
Inside.
DOM: Ahh..... stares at Malon Its been a long time since I've had a lady friend.
Malon: inside the stone covering HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her screams are not heard
Outside.
Bluelink: Hey.... where's Loui?
Link: I don't know... what's Navi doing?
Navi can be seen hunched over, with her back turned to them, she is vigorously biting at something.
Redlink: I don't know, lets go find out.
All walk over.
Purplelink: Eh... Navi? What are you doing?
Navi: Muffled Nothing!
All walk around, to see blood running down to Navi's feet from her mouth, and bones scattered everywhere.
Bluelink: Navi.... have you seen Loui?
Navi: Oh yes, he went that way! points to a far distant corner, which just so happens to be the lake
Link: Okay... where is Saria?
Saria: Here I am! climbs up from Navi's back, and sits on her shoulder
Redlink: What are you doing Saria?
Saria: I've always had fairies sitting on my shoulder, so I wanted to know what it was like, and Navi's the biggest person around.
Bluelink: Aren't you afraid she'll eat you?
Saria: Oh no, I'm not big enough to fill her up.
Navi: Yep! pats Saria's head
Purplelink: But she ate Tingle, who wasn't much bigger than you.
Navi: Oh yes, but he made me mad, and was the reason I'm like this, so I that's why I ate him.
Saria: Yeah, and besides, she just ate.
Navi: whispering Shhhh, exnay....
Bluelink: Just ate.... just ate what?
Saria: Just ate..... is grabbed by Navi and her mouth held shut
Navi: Just ate a eh... um.... Fish. Yes a fish.
Link: So you ate a zora?
Navi: Um... yes.
Link: Then why are there Moblin bones all around your feet?
Bluelink: Moblin..... Loui!
Saria: pops head out of Navi's grip That's what I was trying to tell you
Navi: Saria!
Link: Navi! Couldn't you have eaten something else? Like.. um.... the fish store guy?
Navi: Oh no, I'm saving him for later.
Bluelink: So is there anyone you won't eat?
Navi: Um.... Saria, she's my friend, and you guys, since I'm your guardian fairy or something.
Link: And?
Navi: Um... if we ever find her, I won't eat the princess, too much hair coloring.
Purplelink: Okay.... well speaking of which, shouldn't we go find the princess?
Navi: Probably.
Saria: Couldn't hurt.
Link: Alright then, lets go! plays Ocarina, to call Epona
Redlink: But how are we all supposed to travel, Epona can still only carry two people.
Link: Yeah, you're right, you'll just have to find a way. Gets on, followed by Purplelink
Purplelink: Good luck guys!
Bluelink: Man... now what are we going to do?
Navi: Stands up and grabs Redlink and Bluelink's collars I'm all the travel you need! turns them horizontal under her arms and takes to the air in flight, Saria is able to stay put because of her sagey powers
3 long hours later at Hyrule Castle.
Link: I wonder where they are?
Purplelink: Beats me....
Navi: lands behind them Heya! drops both Links, who immediatly kiss the ground, glad to be on it again
Link: Hey guys!
Redlink: Don't you hey me!
Bluelink: That was the worst experiance of my life, you'll pay for abandoning us! All draw their swords
Link: Hiya!
Bluelink: Eya!
Purplelink: Can't we be friends?
Redlink: NO! tackles
The fight continues for about an hour.
Link: Die!
Redlink: Never!
Bluelink: Ahhh! dashes
Purplelink: Ahh! dashes as well
Navi: Can I eat the loser?....
All look at her with an angered face.
Navi: Just asking.... sheesh....
All four Links fight for a bit more, then with blood all over them they charge at one another, all four Four Swords meeting in the middle, and right as they clashed, and lightening bolt from above crashes through their midst, leaving a crater.
Saria: What is it?
Navi: Is it edible?
Link: Its....
Redlink: Its...
Bluelink: Its....
Purplelink: Its...
NewPerson: Its me, Link.
All: What?
NewPerson: Yep, its me, Link, only younger.
Link: Huh?
Younglink: Its like this stupid, your swords all clashed together at the exact same moment, generating alot of power, which drew the lightening bolt down, which acted as a conductor across your blood, which then spawned new cells, and eventually made me.
Redlink: Really?
Younglink: No stupid, it brought me here from the past.
Link: Oh...
Younglink: So thanks alot idiots, I was doing just fine in the past, but then you're stupid swords brought me forward. Morons.
Saria: Yay! My Link is back!
YoungLink: Hello Saria... gah! What in the world?
Navi: Hi Link!
YoungLink: Navi?
Navi: Yep.
YoungLink: You're... huge?.... What happened?
Navi: Long story, I'll tell you over say... dinner?
Link: No you most certainly will not Navi.
Navi: Aww come on, I had to try!
Redlink: Whispering to Younglink Just stay away from her, and you'll be fine.
Purplelink: So now what?
Ominous clouds gather, and from them another large blot of lightening comes down, creating a shadowy form. It laughs, and then snatches Saria from off of Navi's shoulder with a tentacle like appendage.
Vaati: Hahaha, At last I've fou.... wait a minute, you're not the princess.
Link: Hands off the forest girl!
Redlink: Wooo! Fight!
Bluelink: We must win!
Purplelink: I... oh forget it, lets just go at it.
Navi: Saria! Are you alright?
Saria: I think so.... ugh.
Younglink: Hands off of her creep! puts on a very dark looking mask AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Whoa... I remember that mask... say now, where'd I put that anyway?
Younglink: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! transforms into Fierce Deity Link, or eh, just Fierce Link
Saria: Whoa...
Navi: Whoa....
Vaati: Eh.... that can't be good.
FierceLink: RAAAAAA! swings huge sword, releasing huge blasts of energy Die! Die! DIE! swings some more
Vaati: Ouch... okay okay, you can have her! throws her into the air
Link: I got her!
Redlink: I got her, I got her!
Bluelink No I've got her!
Purplelink: Got her.. got her...
All four of the links slam into each other, knocking themselves down.
FierceLink: I've got her. catches Saria in one arm
Saria: My hero!
FierceLink: Eh, yeah, whatever, Busy can't talk now. Gently sets Saria down Now where was I.... Oh yes... I remember... DIE!!!!!!!!! attacks Vaati many a time
Vaati: Ahhhhhhhhhh... shrivels up, and disappears in a puff of smoke
A pipe comes up from the ground, spitting out two plumber guys.
Mario: Itsa me!
Luigi: Anda me! The two strike a pose
Navi: Okay... and who are you?
Voice from roof: It's the Mario Bros.
Navi: Oh.... Say now,
Link: NO NAVI!
Navi: Pouts
FierceLink: Aren't any of your curious about that voice from the roof? Or are you all four bigger morons than I thought?
Redlink: Oh yeah, what was that?
VoiceFromRoof: It was me. jumps down Sheik.
Purplelink: Chic?
Sheik: No, Sheik. Like Sheikah?
Bluelink: Oh....
Purplelink: So... Chicah?
Sheik: Oh nevermind, I can't stand your stupidity anymore, they're all yours Zelda. transforms to Zelda
Zelda: Thankyou Sheik. And thankyou Link for destroying Vaati, now then Link, Link, Link and Link, we've got to get the Four Sword back to its resting place so as to insure the seal upon Vaati.
AllFourLinks: Okay!
FierceLink: I'm out of here.disappears, presumedly to the past
All venture to the Four Swords Pedestal. For a tearful parting.
Link: Link!
Redlink: Link!
Bluelink: Link!
Purplelink: Link!
All four cry on one another's shoulders.
Zelda: Oh get a grip guys.
Saria: I think its sweet.
Navi: Sweet! Where!
Link: I'll miss you Link.
Zelda: Guys..
Redlink: And I you Link.
Bluelink: What about me?
Zelda: Guys...
Purplelink: We'll all miss each other, just as much.
Zelda: Guys!
Links: Yes?
Zelda: Once you put the sword back into place, you'll all be merged back into one. So all your memories will become one Link, instead of Four, so you'll still be with one another.
Links: Oh.... Okay then! Lets do it! Link holds up his sword, and all the others are quickly drawn back into him, as he shoves the sword back into the pedestal
Link: Whoa... brain freeze! drops to the ground
Zelda: Well, now that is finished, Navi! Will you please stop sniffing my hair!
Navi: Sorry....
Link: Geh... so uh I suppose that's it huh?
Zelda: Yes, just about, except we have to find a way to turn Navi back to normal.
Link: Maybe not....
Scene change, to Lon Lon Ranch
Talon: Malon? You sure have gotten bigger... and... don't take this the wrong way darlin, but also uglier.
Ingo: That isn't Malon, its....
Navi: shoves Ingo down her throat, and into the abyss below Yes father, I have gotten bigger, and somewhat uglier, but I'm here to help! All I need is some milk to drink and a cow to eat every now and then.
Talon: Okay darlin, whatever you want.
Scene change to Hyrule Castle
Link: See, what did I tell you?
Zelda: I suppose... but what happened to Malon?
Scene change to Lakeside Observatory
DOM: And then he said to me...
Malon: Make it stop... please... make it stop...
Scene change back to Hyrule Castle
Toad: I'm sorry Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
Mario: Oh no!
Luigi: Aww no....
centerTHE END/center
I'll warn you now, I was on a caffiene high for most of this chapter, and am so just eh... blahed right now, that this chapter is going to be very weird.
Chapter Ten: The Randomness Filled End
When last we left our heros, they were steadily venturing towards Kakariko village.... again. But since we've been there, done that, we're going to speed things up a bit. narrator uses fun narrator-only powers to wisk the adventurers away, sending them to Lake Hylia.
Curious mist clears
Link: Whoa? What was that?
Malon: I don't know, but I'm sure its your fault.
Redlink: Now now, lets not be getting to hasty conclusions.
Navi: Are you defending him?
Redlink: Well... no... I just..
Bluelink: Hey guys look! Water! WOOOO! Last one in is a.. eh.... tecktite!
All stand looking at him with raised eyebrow and look of curiosity. He then proceeds to race towards the shore, pulling off his tunic and diving in the frigid waters of Lake Hylia.
Bluelink: GAHHHHHHH! Its cold!
Purplelink: Of course it is idiot, its a lake.
Bluelink: That doesn't help me very much....
StrangeYetFamiliarVoice: I'll help you, linky.
Bluelink: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Gahhh!
Redlink: Gahhh!!!
Purplelink: Gahhhh! Wait.... why are we screaming?!
Bluelink: That's why! running out of the water, putting tunic back on quickly
SYFV: Come back linky!
Saria: YOU!
Ruto: YOU!
Bluelink: Oh boy... here we go again.....
5 hours of cat fighting later
Link: So...... now what?
Malon: How about we go and rescue zelda? Or is that even our quest anymore?
All Links: Oh yeah... that.
Loui: Hey Link! I'm finally free!
Link: Who are you! draws sword
Redlink: Yeah! draws sword
Purplelink: Now now....
All: Oh shut up!
Bluelink: runs in front of all, protecting Loui WAIT! This is my friend! Well, sorta.
Navi: Yeah? Well who's that! points...err.... flies towards Jim
Darunia: Oh! Why that's Jim! How are you brother?
Jim: I'm doing good, thankyou brother.
Most: Oh... okay...
Navi: Am I the only one who finds this suspicious?
Malon: You find everything suspicious.
Navi: So?
Saria: ANYWAY!
Ruto: Where were we? tackles Saria
Saria: Owww! punches Ruto
Malon: STOP IT!
Both: Okay..... Sneer
1 hours passes with no one saying a word.
Link: So..... what do we do now?
Redlink: Go horseback riding?
Purplelink: Go swimming?
Bluelink: No no, anything but swimming.
Ruto: Awww come on Linky!
Bluelink: I told you not to call me that! draws sword
Ruto: Oh linky, you're so cute when you're ang...... coughs up blood You stabbed me.... YOU STABBED ME!
Bluelink: Ha ha! Yes I did! stabs some more
Link: Hey that looks like fun! joins in, as do the other links
Ruto: Ehhhh........... dies
Saria: You killed Ruto! ..... Hurray! kicks Ruto's dead body
Loui: Well.... what should we do with her?
Darunia: LET'S EAT HER!
Everyone gives Darunia a very questioning and disgusted look.
Darunia: What?
Tingle: I'm with tubby! has bib on, and fork and knife in hand Let's eat!
All four links get in a huddle, do some discussing amongest themselves, finally turning around with a consensus.
Link: Okay, let's eat.
Malon: You can't be serious....
Redlink: Why not?
Bluelink: already cutting her up and preparing the peices for cooking
Purplelink: Eh.... I'll start the fire! goes about doing just that
Navi: Glad I'm a vegetarian.
Link: What are you talking about? I saw you licking your lips at the mention of roasted fish.
Navi: Oh yes.. well.. I.... Oh alright, lets eat!
Bright lights flash all around, and a beam of light falls on Navi. A strange voice can be heard.
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Navi! Thou art not to eat meat and thou knowest it!
Navi: Gulp
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Because thou hast sought to do thus, thou shalt be changed from thy innocence as a fairy, into a hideous beast!
Navi: No! Not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: SILENCE! goes about the transforming process
Navi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is consumed with a bright light
When the light clears, a 20 foot or so woman is standing in its place, and with blue hair.
Navi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Gah! My eyes! It's so hideous.... what is it?
StrangeVoiceWhichCanBeHeard: Behold! The Great Fairy of Annoyance!
Navi: Why!
Link: Why!?
Loui: Yay! I'm not the ugliest one anymore!
Darunia: Me neither.
Jim: Nor I.
Navi: Why me!?
Tingle: Tough break Navi.
Navi: turning a glaring at Tingle with pure hatred and anger filled eyes YOU! This is your fault! You tempted me to eat meat! Now you shall succomb to it! grabs Tingle and crams him down her throat, making her belly extend greatly, and looking quite fat
Links: Whoa....
Tingle: barely audible Hello! Can anyone hear me! Help! Ah... what is that? Ahhh! It burns! It bur........ is consumed
Navi: earth shattering belch, plus drool Ah... that's nice... pats huge belly
Link: So.... anyway.... Um... lets go eh over there! runs towards the Lakeside Observatory, followed by everyone except for Navi, who sits down, to... digest?....
Once inside, everyone starts playing with all sorts of fun things which are scattered about.
Link: Hey cool! An indoor pool! Hey Darunia! Lets go for a swim! kicks Darunia in
Darunia: But... I can't swim! falls in, and drowns
Redlink: Hmm... lets try him! kicks Jim in
Jim: I can't swim either! drowns as well
Loui: Jim!
Bluelink: Oops....
Purplelink: Hey guys! Check this out! turns around holding a.. thing I wonder what it does?
Link: I don't know....
Malon: You should probably put that down, it looks important.
Saria: Find out what it does!
Purplelink: Okay! pulls off a cover, which was concealing a stone eyeball Hmm... points it at Malon
Malon: What is that supposed to.... turns to stone
Purplelink: screams like a little girl and throws the stone in the water
Loui: I'm getting out of here before anything else happens! runs outside and sits with Navi
Link: Hmm....
DisfiguredOldMan: Eh?! Who goes there!
Links: Gahhh!
Saria: Looks like Navi isn't the ugliest one anymore....
DOM: Eeh? What's that? Speak up missy!
Saria: I SAID!
Link: slaps a hand over Saria's mouth She said what a lovely place you have here. throws Saria outside
DOM: Oh.. I see. Well, what can I help you boys with?
Link: We were just wondering what these fun things you have in here are..
DOM: Oh, I see. Well, this is the ancient weapon known as the Master Sword.. and this
Link: Wait wait wait, the Master Sword? Blade of evil's Bane, Master Sword?
DOM: Yes, that's the one.
Link: But its supposed to be in the Temple of Time, keeping Ganon locked away.
DOM: Oh yes that one, well that's the display model, this is the real sword.
Redlink: You're kidding right?
DOM: I never kid.
Bluelink: whispers to Purplelink I bet he never was one either, what is he? 1000 years old?
DOM: I heard that.
Bluelink: But how? You're hearing it bad you said.
DOM: Eh, comes and goes. smacks Bluelink with a stick
Purplelink: So how do we unstone her? points at Malon
DOM: You don't.
Purplelink: What do you mean we don't? There has to be some antidote!
DOM: Nope. Now get out, I've got things to do. smacks them all out with a stick
Outside.
Link: Well that weird...
Inside.
DOM: Ahh..... stares at Malon Its been a long time since I've had a lady friend.
Malon: inside the stone covering HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her screams are not heard
Outside.
Bluelink: Hey.... where's Loui?
Link: I don't know... what's Navi doing?
Navi can be seen hunched over, with her back turned to them, she is vigorously biting at something.
Redlink: I don't know, lets go find out.
All walk over.
Purplelink: Eh... Navi? What are you doing?
Navi: Muffled Nothing!
All walk around, to see blood running down to Navi's feet from her mouth, and bones scattered everywhere.
Bluelink: Navi.... have you seen Loui?
Navi: Oh yes, he went that way! points to a far distant corner, which just so happens to be the lake
Link: Okay... where is Saria?
Saria: Here I am! climbs up from Navi's back, and sits on her shoulder
Redlink: What are you doing Saria?
Saria: I've always had fairies sitting on my shoulder, so I wanted to know what it was like, and Navi's the biggest person around.
Bluelink: Aren't you afraid she'll eat you?
Saria: Oh no, I'm not big enough to fill her up.
Navi: Yep! pats Saria's head
Purplelink: But she ate Tingle, who wasn't much bigger than you.
Navi: Oh yes, but he made me mad, and was the reason I'm like this, so I that's why I ate him.
Saria: Yeah, and besides, she just ate.
Navi: whispering Shhhh, exnay....
Bluelink: Just ate.... just ate what?
Saria: Just ate..... is grabbed by Navi and her mouth held shut
Navi: Just ate a eh... um.... Fish. Yes a fish.
Link: So you ate a zora?
Navi: Um... yes.
Link: Then why are there Moblin bones all around your feet?
Bluelink: Moblin..... Loui!
Saria: pops head out of Navi's grip That's what I was trying to tell you
Navi: Saria!
Link: Navi! Couldn't you have eaten something else? Like.. um.... the fish store guy?
Navi: Oh no, I'm saving him for later.
Bluelink: So is there anyone you won't eat?
Navi: Um.... Saria, she's my friend, and you guys, since I'm your guardian fairy or something.
Link: And?
Navi: Um... if we ever find her, I won't eat the princess, too much hair coloring.
Purplelink: Okay.... well speaking of which, shouldn't we go find the princess?
Navi: Probably.
Saria: Couldn't hurt.
Link: Alright then, lets go! plays Ocarina, to call Epona
Redlink: But how are we all supposed to travel, Epona can still only carry two people.
Link: Yeah, you're right, you'll just have to find a way. Gets on, followed by Purplelink
Purplelink: Good luck guys!
Bluelink: Man... now what are we going to do?
Navi: Stands up and grabs Redlink and Bluelink's collars I'm all the travel you need! turns them horizontal under her arms and takes to the air in flight, Saria is able to stay put because of her sagey powers
3 long hours later at Hyrule Castle.
Link: I wonder where they are?
Purplelink: Beats me....
Navi: lands behind them Heya! drops both Links, who immediatly kiss the ground, glad to be on it again
Link: Hey guys!
Redlink: Don't you hey me!
Bluelink: That was the worst experiance of my life, you'll pay for abandoning us! All draw their swords
Link: Hiya!
Bluelink: Eya!
Purplelink: Can't we be friends?
Redlink: NO! tackles
The fight continues for about an hour.
Link: Die!
Redlink: Never!
Bluelink: Ahhh! dashes
Purplelink: Ahh! dashes as well
Navi: Can I eat the loser?....
All look at her with an angered face.
Navi: Just asking.... sheesh....
All four Links fight for a bit more, then with blood all over them they charge at one another, all four Four Swords meeting in the middle, and right as they clashed, and lightening bolt from above crashes through their midst, leaving a crater.
Saria: What is it?
Navi: Is it edible?
Link: Its....
Redlink: Its...
Bluelink: Its....
Purplelink: Its...
NewPerson: Its me, Link.
All: What?
NewPerson: Yep, its me, Link, only younger.
Link: Huh?
Younglink: Its like this stupid, your swords all clashed together at the exact same moment, generating alot of power, which drew the lightening bolt down, which acted as a conductor across your blood, which then spawned new cells, and eventually made me.
Redlink: Really?
Younglink: No stupid, it brought me here from the past.
Link: Oh...
Younglink: So thanks alot idiots, I was doing just fine in the past, but then you're stupid swords brought me forward. Morons.
Saria: Yay! My Link is back!
YoungLink: Hello Saria... gah! What in the world?
Navi: Hi Link!
YoungLink: Navi?
Navi: Yep.
YoungLink: You're... huge?.... What happened?
Navi: Long story, I'll tell you over say... dinner?
Link: No you most certainly will not Navi.
Navi: Aww come on, I had to try!
Redlink: Whispering to Younglink Just stay away from her, and you'll be fine.
Purplelink: So now what?
Ominous clouds gather, and from them another large blot of lightening comes down, creating a shadowy form. It laughs, and then snatches Saria from off of Navi's shoulder with a tentacle like appendage.
Vaati: Hahaha, At last I've fou.... wait a minute, you're not the princess.
Link: Hands off the forest girl!
Redlink: Wooo! Fight!
Bluelink: We must win!
Purplelink: I... oh forget it, lets just go at it.
Navi: Saria! Are you alright?
Saria: I think so.... ugh.
Younglink: Hands off of her creep! puts on a very dark looking mask AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Whoa... I remember that mask... say now, where'd I put that anyway?
Younglink: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! transforms into Fierce Deity Link, or eh, just Fierce Link
Saria: Whoa...
Navi: Whoa....
Vaati: Eh.... that can't be good.
FierceLink: RAAAAAA! swings huge sword, releasing huge blasts of energy Die! Die! DIE! swings some more
Vaati: Ouch... okay okay, you can have her! throws her into the air
Link: I got her!
Redlink: I got her, I got her!
Bluelink No I've got her!
Purplelink: Got her.. got her...
All four of the links slam into each other, knocking themselves down.
FierceLink: I've got her. catches Saria in one arm
Saria: My hero!
FierceLink: Eh, yeah, whatever, Busy can't talk now. Gently sets Saria down Now where was I.... Oh yes... I remember... DIE!!!!!!!!! attacks Vaati many a time
Vaati: Ahhhhhhhhhh... shrivels up, and disappears in a puff of smoke
A pipe comes up from the ground, spitting out two plumber guys.
Mario: Itsa me!
Luigi: Anda me! The two strike a pose
Navi: Okay... and who are you?
Voice from roof: It's the Mario Bros.
Navi: Oh.... Say now,
Link: NO NAVI!
Navi: Pouts
FierceLink: Aren't any of your curious about that voice from the roof? Or are you all four bigger morons than I thought?
Redlink: Oh yeah, what was that?
VoiceFromRoof: It was me. jumps down Sheik.
Purplelink: Chic?
Sheik: No, Sheik. Like Sheikah?
Bluelink: Oh....
Purplelink: So... Chicah?
Sheik: Oh nevermind, I can't stand your stupidity anymore, they're all yours Zelda. transforms to Zelda
Zelda: Thankyou Sheik. And thankyou Link for destroying Vaati, now then Link, Link, Link and Link, we've got to get the Four Sword back to its resting place so as to insure the seal upon Vaati.
AllFourLinks: Okay!
FierceLink: I'm out of here.disappears, presumedly to the past
All venture to the Four Swords Pedestal. For a tearful parting.
Link: Link!
Redlink: Link!
Bluelink: Link!
Purplelink: Link!
All four cry on one another's shoulders.
Zelda: Oh get a grip guys.
Saria: I think its sweet.
Navi: Sweet! Where!
Link: I'll miss you Link.
Zelda: Guys..
Redlink: And I you Link.
Bluelink: What about me?
Zelda: Guys...
Purplelink: We'll all miss each other, just as much.
Zelda: Guys!
Links: Yes?
Zelda: Once you put the sword back into place, you'll all be merged back into one. So all your memories will become one Link, instead of Four, so you'll still be with one another.
Links: Oh.... Okay then! Lets do it! Link holds up his sword, and all the others are quickly drawn back into him, as he shoves the sword back into the pedestal
Link: Whoa... brain freeze! drops to the ground
Zelda: Well, now that is finished, Navi! Will you please stop sniffing my hair!
Navi: Sorry....
Link: Geh... so uh I suppose that's it huh?
Zelda: Yes, just about, except we have to find a way to turn Navi back to normal.
Link: Maybe not....
Scene change, to Lon Lon Ranch
Talon: Malon? You sure have gotten bigger... and... don't take this the wrong way darlin, but also uglier.
Ingo: That isn't Malon, its....
Navi: shoves Ingo down her throat, and into the abyss below Yes father, I have gotten bigger, and somewhat uglier, but I'm here to help! All I need is some milk to drink and a cow to eat every now and then.
Talon: Okay darlin, whatever you want.
Scene change to Hyrule Castle
Link: See, what did I tell you?
Zelda: I suppose... but what happened to Malon?
Scene change to Lakeside Observatory
DOM: And then he said to me...
Malon: Make it stop... please... make it stop...
Scene change back to Hyrule Castle
Toad: I'm sorry Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
Mario: Oh no!
Luigi: Aww no....
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