??? - Welcome to the first ever Anime Dueling Tournament! I'm your host,
Cody Adams.
??? - And I'm Dart Devin Patmos.
Cody - What an amazing line up we have today in both the Boys and Girls
devisions.
Dart - Let's take a look!
Name: Bit Cloud
Anime: Zoids
Rarest Card: Metal Zoa
Bit Cloud is the awesome pilot from the misunderstood anime of Zoids. His
deck is mainly made up of Machine monsters, since mechs are his thing.
Name: Sho Fukamachi (Dart - Did we spell that right?)
Anime: Bio-Booster Amour Guyver
Rarest Card: Axe of Despair (x3)
Sho's from that awesome anime of Guyver. His monsters may not look strong,
but his equip cards prove effective. Equip cards are Sho's thing since he
can equip the Guyver Armour to him. Makes sense, right?
Name: Shinji Ikari
Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rarest Card: Wall Shadow (Dart - Wait, that's not rare. I got like ten of
those.)
Shinji mainly keeps his defenses up with cards like Launcher Spider, Ryu-
Ran, Labyrinth Wall, and Wall Shadow. I guess he thinks if he freaks out
enough, the monsters will fight on their own for him. Hey, Shinji! They
aren't your EVA! Think up a new strategy!
Name: Ryan Takawa
Anime: Numerous fan-fics
Rarest Card: ?????
Ryan Takawa is reigning Duel Monsters Champion. Only losing once to Yugi
Moto, he's never lost a battle. He currently uses two decks. His regular,
and his Insect. But he won't reveal his rare card. His Blue-Eyes White
Dragons? He says no. Dark Magician? Jinzo? Nope. "Something much better,"
he claims.
Cody - Yeah, those are the guys. Now, let's check out the chicks.
Dart - Yeah. Here's the Girl's division
Name: Asuka Langley
Anime: Evangelion
Rarest Card: Black Luster Soldier
Asuka's a tough, hott chick. And because she's so tough, Warrior cards are
her thing. Black Luster Soldier is rare, and it's hard to find and very,
very strong.
Name: Yurika
Anime: Martian Successor Nadesico
Rarest Card: Crab Turtle
Yurika is the sexy, blue haired captain of the Martian Sucessor Nadesico.
But out of uniform in this event, she's clearly the popular amost many of
the boys here. Cody, quit drooling. She uses some Aqua and Fish monsters,
and Crab Turtle is her strongest Ritual Monster.
Name: Sakura Avalon
Anime: Card Captor Sakura
Rarest Card: Wing Weaver.
Sakura's just 12, or 10, or some age. I forget. Anyway, she's well
experienced in summoning monsters to do her bidding. I hope some taught her
how to use Magic and Trap cards, or she's not going to survive very long.
Name: Mai
Anime: King of Fighters/SNK
Rarest Card: Call of the Haunted
Mai's won a few duels. Mainly because guys are too busy looking at her over-
sized bust to concentrate on the duel. Does she realize she's in the
women's division. That'll only work if she beats everyone in the girl's
divison to fight the boy's division champ...or if one of these gals is a
lesbian. I can see Shinji already looking at her. Like Misato doesn't get
enough of that. Cody, I said stop drooling!
Dart - This is going to be the greatest Tournament in the longest while.
Cody - I got my money on my man, Ryan. He's got some strong cards collected
over the time.
Dart - He does, man. Okay. We'll be right back to this event after these
messages. But before the break, here are the matches.
Ryan VS Shinji
Sho VS Bit
Asuka VS Mai
Sakura VS Yurika
Man - Have you ever been sitting in bed, bored out of your mind? Well, we
got the solution right here. Go do something, man. Hey! Why are you still
listening to me? Go order a pizza, invite some girls over, and throw a
party that ends in a massive orgy of sorts--Hey! Let go! Freedom of Speech!
Ahhh! Not the tasers! AHHHHHHHH!
Cody - I mean look at Mai! She's got a huge set of--Hey, we're back!
Dart - Round one is about to begin. Shinji Ikari walks out with his labtop
in his arm. Trying to look smart I bet.
Cody - Heard he spent two hours looking for the AnyKey. These duels will be
taking place on holo-fields, but Battle City rules will be in effect. 4000
Life Points. Tributes. And direct attacks.
Dart - Here comes Ryan Takawa. You can tell because now the crowd is
cheering. Ryan says for this first round, he's going to try his Insect Deck
out. I have much faith in his abilities.
Cody - We'll be dictating the whole duel, but time to time will switch down
to the microphones at the ends of the Dueling Post to hear what the duelist
are saying to themselves and each other.
Dart - The decks have been shuffled, cut, and placed on the correct
position on the field. Each player has drawn their five cards. I guess
we're ready.
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Ryan VS Shinji
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Dart - We have a coin toss. Heads, Ryan. Tails, Shinji.....it's Tails.
Shinji goes first. Oh, well. What's he possibly going to do?
Cody - Shinji sets a Magic/Trap card and also sets a monster. Setting a
monster would mean putting a monster in defense mode, face down. We should
be expecting alot of defense from this guy. That's what you get from hiding
behind AT-Fields constantly.
Dart - Meanwhile, Ryan's going extremely offensive. He plays Insect Barrier
on the field. Insect Barrier is a powerful Magic Card that prevents the
opponent's insect monsters from attacking. Now he sets a M/T and summons
Insect Soldiers of the Sky (1000/800). You'd think it's a weakling, huh?
Let's go to our Card Expert, Hittokiri Zero, or HZ, on this card's Effect.
HZ - Insect Soldiers of the Sky is weak, but attacking the right monster is
deadly for the opponent. Each monster has an element. Earth, Wind, Water,
Fire, Light, or Dark. If the Insect Soldier attacks a monster with the Wind
element, it gains an extra 1000 attack points during that attack
(2000/800). Now that's deadly. It can easily take down a Harpie's Brother
(1800/600) Back to you guys.
Dart - Thanks, HZ. We go back to Shinji. He sacrifices his set monster,
Mystical Elf (800/2000) to set another monster. He ends his turn, grinning
evilly.
Cody - I don't like that look. Ryan's up. He summons his Jirai Gumo
(2200/100). Wow, such power for a level four. But there's a catch. HZ?
HZ - When Jirai Gumo attacks, the controller must flip a coin and call it.
If they call right, Jirai Gumo attacks normally. If wrong, Jirai Gumo still
attacks, but not before the controller's life points are reduced by the
half.
Cody - Heh heh! Ryan's going for it! It's all up to luck. But if you don't
have luck, you shouldn't be playing the game. A holo-graphic coin appears
on the field.
Ryan - Tails!
Dart - The coin's landing...and....
Cody - TAILS IT IS! HA HA! Jirai Gumo lets out his assault upon the set
card with its massive legs used as claws. The card flips. Oh! Nuts. Shinji
set a Illusionist Faceless Mage (1200/2200). Nothing happens to either card
or life points. Shinji's laughing at him. Not a good idea. Okay, he drew
his card. He's setting another card and is done.
Dart - Here goes Ryan. Nice! He activates Stop Defense, making the Mage go
into attack mode. Jirai Gumo is attacking again? That's risky. There goes
the coin.
Ryan - Tails, again!
Dart - Landing....
Cody - Aw! Heads! Ryan loses half his Life Points! From 4000 to 2000! It's
okay, it's okay. A tiny bit of rough luck. And Jirai Gumo can still attack!
He strikes down that Mage! Ouch, sucks to be that guy! He's gone and Shinji
loses 1000 Life points. From 4000 to 3000. Shinji looks kind of pissed.
It's funny because he almost looks threating!
Dart - This fight will be over soon. Okay, Shinji is up. He summons a 7
Colored Fish (1800/800) in attack? Shinji on the attack? Come on. Ha
ha...oh, crap. Sword of Deep-Seated! HZ, mind helping us out on this?
HZ - No problem. Sword of Deep-Seated is an Equip Card that raises any
monster's attack and defense by 500. Plus, when that card is sent to the
graveyard, it goes to the back to the top of the deck. A good card in my
opinion.
Dart - Mine as well. Something I am suspecting Sho will be using against
Bit. But this increases the fish's power (2300/1300). What could be worst?
Cody - Don't say that! Aw, great. Nice job! Now he flips over that face
down card. Man-Eater Bug. His Jirai Gumo dies. Now Insect Soldier is gonna
die by the hands of a fish!
Shinji - 7 Colored Fish. Uh...got get that bug. Wow, I'm attacking on my
own.
Ryan - Not so fast! Insect Barrier isn't up for nothing!
Shinji - It's not an Insect! Duh!
Ryan - It is now! Activate Trap! DNA Surgery!
HZ - DNA Surgery! Nice move!
Cody - Care to let us in?
HZ - With pleasure! DNA Surgery allows Ryan to choose any monster type of
his choosing. After that, every monster that is or goes on the field is now
that type of monster. And of course, Ryan will choose--
Ryan - Insect!
Dart - Look. Little symbols of a bug are appearing on the head or chest of
every non-Insect monster. Including that fish!
Cody - Ouch! He hit the Barrier. Looks like a lot of yellow laser bars.
That fish went flying backwards right back to Shinji's side. Look at the
dissapointment in his eyes. Ha! I think he just said that wasn't fair, but
the refs agree that move was 110% legal. The match continues.
Dart - I believe this move was used by Weevil Underwood against Joey
Wheeler, but Weevil used a Parasite Paracide instead of DNA Surgery. The
match continues as Shinji draws his next card. He doesn't care and passes
his turn. You can see that rage in his eyes.
Cody - Now Ryan is up. He draws and looks carefully at his hand. Now he's
playing a card. What is that? A purple catapiller with yellow spikes on his
back and pincers? Oh, I remember that guy. Leghul (300/350). Leghul attacks
Shinji head on, doing direct damage to his life points. Now he's at 2700.
Shinji - What the hell? My monsters are still on the field defending me!
Ryan - Consider Leghul that spear that Rei throws at Angels to pierce their
AT-Field! Leghul can bypass your monsters and attack you head on
automatically.
Shinji - Not fair.
Ryan - Shut up and duel. Your move.
Dart - Nice words by Takawa.
Cody - Shinji draws his next card. If it's a Remove Trap or De-Spell, Ryan
could have a problem.
Dart - I doubt it. Shinji draws his card. He tributes Man-Eater Bug and
sets another monster. He also activates his face down card, Chorus of
Sanctuary. A field Magic Card that allows any monster in Defense mode to
gain an extra 500 for defense. Now he ends his turn.
Cody - Ryan draws. I think he drew something good. He's smiling. He
summons...Petit Moth (300/200)? Why would he do that?
Dart - Petit Moth is pretty much useless on its own. But look again,
brother of mine. He plays now Cocoon of Evolution on the moth. Changing its
stats (0/2000) and will turn it into a power beast in four turns. And since
his Cocoon is in defense mode, Shinji's field cards works against him
(0/2500). Good thing for DNA Surgery and Insect Barrier. All of Ryan's bugs
are safe. Ryan is now playing...Malevolent Nuzzler? What's that?
HZ - Simple. Malevolent Nuzzler adds 700 attack points to the equiped
monster. When it's destroyed, it too goes back to the top of the deck, but
this time Ryan must pay 500 of his life points. If he doesn't/can't, it
stays in the graveyard. On a personal note, he's equipping it to Leghul.
Great move since Leghul can do 1000 LP damage each time, now (1000/350).
Cody - Ryan now plays one set M/T card and has Leghul attack Shinji. As if
he can prevent it. Shinji takes the hit. 3000 to 2000. Even score between
these duelist. And three more turns before his cocoon hatches.
Dart - Shinji looks upset and draws his next card. He grins and is
playing...ACK! ERADICATING AEROSOL!!! That destroys one insect monster. And
he's targeting the Leghul! This sucks!
Cody - Leghul will have to take the hit. Ryan doesn't pay his life points
and Malevolent Nuzzler is in the graveyard. I don't get it. Why his Leghul?
Two more hits and he could have killed Shinji.
Dart - Could Shinji have gotten a smart idea?
Cody - Naw. That would have given him a migrane.
???? - I demand these insults towards Shinji Ikari to stop now.
Dart - Uh....no! We hate Shinji and we have freedom of speech. Man, I love
the first amendentment.
???? - I said to stop.
Cody - How about you take your b*tchin' to someone who'll listen to you. If
you're lucky, they may care, too. Now get out of the announcer's booth
before I escort you violently!
Dart - Geez, Cody. That got rid of him pretty fast.
Cody - I didn't get my soda I ordered an hour ago, so I'm plenty pissed.
Back to this duel. Ryan's move. Ryan thinks long and hard of what to do. He
looks at his hand and drawn card. He's got a worried look on his face, but
he goes ahead and plays his card. He summons a Girochin Kuwagata
(1700/1000) to the field. Small bug, but its strength makes up for its
size. He's risking it and attacking that face down card!
Dart - Whoa! His Kuwagata just went flying back! Insect Barrier? No, worse!
A Labyrinth Wall (0/3000)! But with Chorus of Sanctuary...(0/3500) That's
massive damage! Ryan's left at 200 LP. And there's still two turns left
before his cocoon hatches.
Cody - I really hate to say this, but Shinji has the perfect defense at the
moment. Ryan can't break it. Well, it's Shinji's turn and he plays Horn of
Light, increasing his Wall's defense by 800 (0/4300). Leave it to an EVA
Pilot to always keep their defense up. It's 2000 to 200. Shinji passes,
laughing.
Cody - Ryan's up. He sets a monster face-down and....ends his turn? What's
going on? One more turn.
Dart - Shinji goes. Summons a Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/20002500),
plays Dian Keto the Cure Master which gives himself back 1000 LP, and ends.
3000 to 200. He's so cocky about Ryan's Moth. He's basically saying "I'd
love to see your almighty Moth." Now Ryan's turn. It's time. The Cocoon
hatches and the wings unfold. That is one awesome insect. The Great Moth
(2600/2500)!
Cody - But he's not done! He activates Invigoration. Will increase an Earth
Element monster's attack by 400, but take 200 from the defense. Ryan's moth
is now at massive attack (3000/2300). He can take down that Stone Soldier,
but may have a problem with that Labyrinth Wall. Wait, he just flipped over
his face-down monster. What the...Looks like a high heel shoe with teeth
and one eye.
HZ - BITE SHOE (500/300)! Nice move! It's over!
Dart - Say what?
HZ - When Bite Shoe is flipped face-up, Ryan can switch any monster to
attack position or defense position. You can guess what's going to happen
next.
Cody - Damn straight. And he's doing it now. Shinji's freaking out as Ryan
switches Shinji's Labyrinth Wall to attack mode. And it has no attack
points! Great Moth goes for it! Shinji's freaking out, man!
Dart - Sorry, Shinji. It's not gonna help you like in your anime. One
mighty wing flap releases a gust that destroys the wall on contact! Shinji
takes the whole 3000 damage! It's over. Winner: Ryan Takawa! Ha ha! Let's
go down to Mike, AKA Excalibur, as he interview Ryan.
Mike - Ryan, great duel! You took him down! You're insects are tough. So I
guess Great Moth is your Rare Card.
Ryan - For this deck, yes. But not overall.
Mike - Then what is?
Ryan - You'll find out when I take on one of those lovely ladies.
Mike - What makes you think you'll get to the Co-ed Final Round? A little
cocky?
Ryan - Not one bit. Just confidence, man. I'll be using my main deck, next.
You're in for a good show.
Clyde - Clyde Davis here with Shinji Ikari. Shinji, you lost bad, man!
Maybe you should try attacking next time!
Shinji - Shut up! I couldn't concentrate because my mom's dead and my dad
hates me.
Clyde - Yeah, look. That only worked on Asuka once. Guys these days try
charm and not sympathy.
Shinji - I got something to say, here! Ryan, you pulled all these illegal
moves, and bribed the refs into letting it slide. That's how you won!
Cheater!
Clyde - Shinji...I've heard some dumb sh*t in my life...but that takes the
f*ckin' cake. Now walk away before Cody walks down here personally to take
you out.
Cody - I will, too! Later on should be a good duel! Zoid pilot Bit Cloud
pits his machines against Sho Fukamachi's equip cards. I like both these
guys, but my money's on Bit.
Dart - Mine's on Sho. Have you even seen Guyver? But next up, Asuka Langely
goes against Mai. Mai, oh Mai. We'll be right back after these messages.
Ryan VS Shinji - - - Ryan
Sho VS Bit
Asuka VS Mai NEXT
Sakura VS Yurika.
Cody Adams.
??? - And I'm Dart Devin Patmos.
Cody - What an amazing line up we have today in both the Boys and Girls
devisions.
Dart - Let's take a look!
Name: Bit Cloud
Anime: Zoids
Rarest Card: Metal Zoa
Bit Cloud is the awesome pilot from the misunderstood anime of Zoids. His
deck is mainly made up of Machine monsters, since mechs are his thing.
Name: Sho Fukamachi (Dart - Did we spell that right?)
Anime: Bio-Booster Amour Guyver
Rarest Card: Axe of Despair (x3)
Sho's from that awesome anime of Guyver. His monsters may not look strong,
but his equip cards prove effective. Equip cards are Sho's thing since he
can equip the Guyver Armour to him. Makes sense, right?
Name: Shinji Ikari
Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rarest Card: Wall Shadow (Dart - Wait, that's not rare. I got like ten of
those.)
Shinji mainly keeps his defenses up with cards like Launcher Spider, Ryu-
Ran, Labyrinth Wall, and Wall Shadow. I guess he thinks if he freaks out
enough, the monsters will fight on their own for him. Hey, Shinji! They
aren't your EVA! Think up a new strategy!
Name: Ryan Takawa
Anime: Numerous fan-fics
Rarest Card: ?????
Ryan Takawa is reigning Duel Monsters Champion. Only losing once to Yugi
Moto, he's never lost a battle. He currently uses two decks. His regular,
and his Insect. But he won't reveal his rare card. His Blue-Eyes White
Dragons? He says no. Dark Magician? Jinzo? Nope. "Something much better,"
he claims.
Cody - Yeah, those are the guys. Now, let's check out the chicks.
Dart - Yeah. Here's the Girl's division
Name: Asuka Langley
Anime: Evangelion
Rarest Card: Black Luster Soldier
Asuka's a tough, hott chick. And because she's so tough, Warrior cards are
her thing. Black Luster Soldier is rare, and it's hard to find and very,
very strong.
Name: Yurika
Anime: Martian Successor Nadesico
Rarest Card: Crab Turtle
Yurika is the sexy, blue haired captain of the Martian Sucessor Nadesico.
But out of uniform in this event, she's clearly the popular amost many of
the boys here. Cody, quit drooling. She uses some Aqua and Fish monsters,
and Crab Turtle is her strongest Ritual Monster.
Name: Sakura Avalon
Anime: Card Captor Sakura
Rarest Card: Wing Weaver.
Sakura's just 12, or 10, or some age. I forget. Anyway, she's well
experienced in summoning monsters to do her bidding. I hope some taught her
how to use Magic and Trap cards, or she's not going to survive very long.
Name: Mai
Anime: King of Fighters/SNK
Rarest Card: Call of the Haunted
Mai's won a few duels. Mainly because guys are too busy looking at her over-
sized bust to concentrate on the duel. Does she realize she's in the
women's division. That'll only work if she beats everyone in the girl's
divison to fight the boy's division champ...or if one of these gals is a
lesbian. I can see Shinji already looking at her. Like Misato doesn't get
enough of that. Cody, I said stop drooling!
Dart - This is going to be the greatest Tournament in the longest while.
Cody - I got my money on my man, Ryan. He's got some strong cards collected
over the time.
Dart - He does, man. Okay. We'll be right back to this event after these
messages. But before the break, here are the matches.
Ryan VS Shinji
Sho VS Bit
Asuka VS Mai
Sakura VS Yurika
Man - Have you ever been sitting in bed, bored out of your mind? Well, we
got the solution right here. Go do something, man. Hey! Why are you still
listening to me? Go order a pizza, invite some girls over, and throw a
party that ends in a massive orgy of sorts--Hey! Let go! Freedom of Speech!
Ahhh! Not the tasers! AHHHHHHHH!
Cody - I mean look at Mai! She's got a huge set of--Hey, we're back!
Dart - Round one is about to begin. Shinji Ikari walks out with his labtop
in his arm. Trying to look smart I bet.
Cody - Heard he spent two hours looking for the AnyKey. These duels will be
taking place on holo-fields, but Battle City rules will be in effect. 4000
Life Points. Tributes. And direct attacks.
Dart - Here comes Ryan Takawa. You can tell because now the crowd is
cheering. Ryan says for this first round, he's going to try his Insect Deck
out. I have much faith in his abilities.
Cody - We'll be dictating the whole duel, but time to time will switch down
to the microphones at the ends of the Dueling Post to hear what the duelist
are saying to themselves and each other.
Dart - The decks have been shuffled, cut, and placed on the correct
position on the field. Each player has drawn their five cards. I guess
we're ready.
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Ryan VS Shinji
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Dart - We have a coin toss. Heads, Ryan. Tails, Shinji.....it's Tails.
Shinji goes first. Oh, well. What's he possibly going to do?
Cody - Shinji sets a Magic/Trap card and also sets a monster. Setting a
monster would mean putting a monster in defense mode, face down. We should
be expecting alot of defense from this guy. That's what you get from hiding
behind AT-Fields constantly.
Dart - Meanwhile, Ryan's going extremely offensive. He plays Insect Barrier
on the field. Insect Barrier is a powerful Magic Card that prevents the
opponent's insect monsters from attacking. Now he sets a M/T and summons
Insect Soldiers of the Sky (1000/800). You'd think it's a weakling, huh?
Let's go to our Card Expert, Hittokiri Zero, or HZ, on this card's Effect.
HZ - Insect Soldiers of the Sky is weak, but attacking the right monster is
deadly for the opponent. Each monster has an element. Earth, Wind, Water,
Fire, Light, or Dark. If the Insect Soldier attacks a monster with the Wind
element, it gains an extra 1000 attack points during that attack
(2000/800). Now that's deadly. It can easily take down a Harpie's Brother
(1800/600) Back to you guys.
Dart - Thanks, HZ. We go back to Shinji. He sacrifices his set monster,
Mystical Elf (800/2000) to set another monster. He ends his turn, grinning
evilly.
Cody - I don't like that look. Ryan's up. He summons his Jirai Gumo
(2200/100). Wow, such power for a level four. But there's a catch. HZ?
HZ - When Jirai Gumo attacks, the controller must flip a coin and call it.
If they call right, Jirai Gumo attacks normally. If wrong, Jirai Gumo still
attacks, but not before the controller's life points are reduced by the
half.
Cody - Heh heh! Ryan's going for it! It's all up to luck. But if you don't
have luck, you shouldn't be playing the game. A holo-graphic coin appears
on the field.
Ryan - Tails!
Dart - The coin's landing...and....
Cody - TAILS IT IS! HA HA! Jirai Gumo lets out his assault upon the set
card with its massive legs used as claws. The card flips. Oh! Nuts. Shinji
set a Illusionist Faceless Mage (1200/2200). Nothing happens to either card
or life points. Shinji's laughing at him. Not a good idea. Okay, he drew
his card. He's setting another card and is done.
Dart - Here goes Ryan. Nice! He activates Stop Defense, making the Mage go
into attack mode. Jirai Gumo is attacking again? That's risky. There goes
the coin.
Ryan - Tails, again!
Dart - Landing....
Cody - Aw! Heads! Ryan loses half his Life Points! From 4000 to 2000! It's
okay, it's okay. A tiny bit of rough luck. And Jirai Gumo can still attack!
He strikes down that Mage! Ouch, sucks to be that guy! He's gone and Shinji
loses 1000 Life points. From 4000 to 3000. Shinji looks kind of pissed.
It's funny because he almost looks threating!
Dart - This fight will be over soon. Okay, Shinji is up. He summons a 7
Colored Fish (1800/800) in attack? Shinji on the attack? Come on. Ha
ha...oh, crap. Sword of Deep-Seated! HZ, mind helping us out on this?
HZ - No problem. Sword of Deep-Seated is an Equip Card that raises any
monster's attack and defense by 500. Plus, when that card is sent to the
graveyard, it goes to the back to the top of the deck. A good card in my
opinion.
Dart - Mine as well. Something I am suspecting Sho will be using against
Bit. But this increases the fish's power (2300/1300). What could be worst?
Cody - Don't say that! Aw, great. Nice job! Now he flips over that face
down card. Man-Eater Bug. His Jirai Gumo dies. Now Insect Soldier is gonna
die by the hands of a fish!
Shinji - 7 Colored Fish. Uh...got get that bug. Wow, I'm attacking on my
own.
Ryan - Not so fast! Insect Barrier isn't up for nothing!
Shinji - It's not an Insect! Duh!
Ryan - It is now! Activate Trap! DNA Surgery!
HZ - DNA Surgery! Nice move!
Cody - Care to let us in?
HZ - With pleasure! DNA Surgery allows Ryan to choose any monster type of
his choosing. After that, every monster that is or goes on the field is now
that type of monster. And of course, Ryan will choose--
Ryan - Insect!
Dart - Look. Little symbols of a bug are appearing on the head or chest of
every non-Insect monster. Including that fish!
Cody - Ouch! He hit the Barrier. Looks like a lot of yellow laser bars.
That fish went flying backwards right back to Shinji's side. Look at the
dissapointment in his eyes. Ha! I think he just said that wasn't fair, but
the refs agree that move was 110% legal. The match continues.
Dart - I believe this move was used by Weevil Underwood against Joey
Wheeler, but Weevil used a Parasite Paracide instead of DNA Surgery. The
match continues as Shinji draws his next card. He doesn't care and passes
his turn. You can see that rage in his eyes.
Cody - Now Ryan is up. He draws and looks carefully at his hand. Now he's
playing a card. What is that? A purple catapiller with yellow spikes on his
back and pincers? Oh, I remember that guy. Leghul (300/350). Leghul attacks
Shinji head on, doing direct damage to his life points. Now he's at 2700.
Shinji - What the hell? My monsters are still on the field defending me!
Ryan - Consider Leghul that spear that Rei throws at Angels to pierce their
AT-Field! Leghul can bypass your monsters and attack you head on
automatically.
Shinji - Not fair.
Ryan - Shut up and duel. Your move.
Dart - Nice words by Takawa.
Cody - Shinji draws his next card. If it's a Remove Trap or De-Spell, Ryan
could have a problem.
Dart - I doubt it. Shinji draws his card. He tributes Man-Eater Bug and
sets another monster. He also activates his face down card, Chorus of
Sanctuary. A field Magic Card that allows any monster in Defense mode to
gain an extra 500 for defense. Now he ends his turn.
Cody - Ryan draws. I think he drew something good. He's smiling. He
summons...Petit Moth (300/200)? Why would he do that?
Dart - Petit Moth is pretty much useless on its own. But look again,
brother of mine. He plays now Cocoon of Evolution on the moth. Changing its
stats (0/2000) and will turn it into a power beast in four turns. And since
his Cocoon is in defense mode, Shinji's field cards works against him
(0/2500). Good thing for DNA Surgery and Insect Barrier. All of Ryan's bugs
are safe. Ryan is now playing...Malevolent Nuzzler? What's that?
HZ - Simple. Malevolent Nuzzler adds 700 attack points to the equiped
monster. When it's destroyed, it too goes back to the top of the deck, but
this time Ryan must pay 500 of his life points. If he doesn't/can't, it
stays in the graveyard. On a personal note, he's equipping it to Leghul.
Great move since Leghul can do 1000 LP damage each time, now (1000/350).
Cody - Ryan now plays one set M/T card and has Leghul attack Shinji. As if
he can prevent it. Shinji takes the hit. 3000 to 2000. Even score between
these duelist. And three more turns before his cocoon hatches.
Dart - Shinji looks upset and draws his next card. He grins and is
playing...ACK! ERADICATING AEROSOL!!! That destroys one insect monster. And
he's targeting the Leghul! This sucks!
Cody - Leghul will have to take the hit. Ryan doesn't pay his life points
and Malevolent Nuzzler is in the graveyard. I don't get it. Why his Leghul?
Two more hits and he could have killed Shinji.
Dart - Could Shinji have gotten a smart idea?
Cody - Naw. That would have given him a migrane.
???? - I demand these insults towards Shinji Ikari to stop now.
Dart - Uh....no! We hate Shinji and we have freedom of speech. Man, I love
the first amendentment.
???? - I said to stop.
Cody - How about you take your b*tchin' to someone who'll listen to you. If
you're lucky, they may care, too. Now get out of the announcer's booth
before I escort you violently!
Dart - Geez, Cody. That got rid of him pretty fast.
Cody - I didn't get my soda I ordered an hour ago, so I'm plenty pissed.
Back to this duel. Ryan's move. Ryan thinks long and hard of what to do. He
looks at his hand and drawn card. He's got a worried look on his face, but
he goes ahead and plays his card. He summons a Girochin Kuwagata
(1700/1000) to the field. Small bug, but its strength makes up for its
size. He's risking it and attacking that face down card!
Dart - Whoa! His Kuwagata just went flying back! Insect Barrier? No, worse!
A Labyrinth Wall (0/3000)! But with Chorus of Sanctuary...(0/3500) That's
massive damage! Ryan's left at 200 LP. And there's still two turns left
before his cocoon hatches.
Cody - I really hate to say this, but Shinji has the perfect defense at the
moment. Ryan can't break it. Well, it's Shinji's turn and he plays Horn of
Light, increasing his Wall's defense by 800 (0/4300). Leave it to an EVA
Pilot to always keep their defense up. It's 2000 to 200. Shinji passes,
laughing.
Cody - Ryan's up. He sets a monster face-down and....ends his turn? What's
going on? One more turn.
Dart - Shinji goes. Summons a Giant Soldier of Stone (1300/20002500),
plays Dian Keto the Cure Master which gives himself back 1000 LP, and ends.
3000 to 200. He's so cocky about Ryan's Moth. He's basically saying "I'd
love to see your almighty Moth." Now Ryan's turn. It's time. The Cocoon
hatches and the wings unfold. That is one awesome insect. The Great Moth
(2600/2500)!
Cody - But he's not done! He activates Invigoration. Will increase an Earth
Element monster's attack by 400, but take 200 from the defense. Ryan's moth
is now at massive attack (3000/2300). He can take down that Stone Soldier,
but may have a problem with that Labyrinth Wall. Wait, he just flipped over
his face-down monster. What the...Looks like a high heel shoe with teeth
and one eye.
HZ - BITE SHOE (500/300)! Nice move! It's over!
Dart - Say what?
HZ - When Bite Shoe is flipped face-up, Ryan can switch any monster to
attack position or defense position. You can guess what's going to happen
next.
Cody - Damn straight. And he's doing it now. Shinji's freaking out as Ryan
switches Shinji's Labyrinth Wall to attack mode. And it has no attack
points! Great Moth goes for it! Shinji's freaking out, man!
Dart - Sorry, Shinji. It's not gonna help you like in your anime. One
mighty wing flap releases a gust that destroys the wall on contact! Shinji
takes the whole 3000 damage! It's over. Winner: Ryan Takawa! Ha ha! Let's
go down to Mike, AKA Excalibur, as he interview Ryan.
Mike - Ryan, great duel! You took him down! You're insects are tough. So I
guess Great Moth is your Rare Card.
Ryan - For this deck, yes. But not overall.
Mike - Then what is?
Ryan - You'll find out when I take on one of those lovely ladies.
Mike - What makes you think you'll get to the Co-ed Final Round? A little
cocky?
Ryan - Not one bit. Just confidence, man. I'll be using my main deck, next.
You're in for a good show.
Clyde - Clyde Davis here with Shinji Ikari. Shinji, you lost bad, man!
Maybe you should try attacking next time!
Shinji - Shut up! I couldn't concentrate because my mom's dead and my dad
hates me.
Clyde - Yeah, look. That only worked on Asuka once. Guys these days try
charm and not sympathy.
Shinji - I got something to say, here! Ryan, you pulled all these illegal
moves, and bribed the refs into letting it slide. That's how you won!
Cheater!
Clyde - Shinji...I've heard some dumb sh*t in my life...but that takes the
f*ckin' cake. Now walk away before Cody walks down here personally to take
you out.
Cody - I will, too! Later on should be a good duel! Zoid pilot Bit Cloud
pits his machines against Sho Fukamachi's equip cards. I like both these
guys, but my money's on Bit.
Dart - Mine's on Sho. Have you even seen Guyver? But next up, Asuka Langely
goes against Mai. Mai, oh Mai. We'll be right back after these messages.
Ryan VS Shinji - - - Ryan
Sho VS Bit
Asuka VS Mai NEXT
Sakura VS Yurika.