The Teenage Years
Hello fellow writers and readers :o)
Thank you so much for the reviews, you eat get a chocolate biscuit….go on, go and get one out of your fridge…What if you've not got any??? Well go to the shop and give the shop person an I.O.U of wolvies gal 1 ok lol :o)
Right, I'm just going to clear this up. Logan, Storm, Scott, Jean, Hank and the Professor are the adults that are acting like teenagers. They still look the SAME age though. Like adults I like making things more complicated lol.
This is an definite AU story, thou it would be funny to see it happen.
Thanks…
Summary: What happens when all the x-men adults end up acting like teenagers? Yes even Logan. How will the X-Kids cope? A funny little fanfic, from my weird but wonderful head – lol :o)
Disclaimer: I don't own the x-men character and I think I won't ever own them. :'o( I don't Own the song 'Hot in Herre' its owned by the cutie Nelly. I don't own Tony Hawkes.
"What just happened" Kitty stood in a trace still at the side of Logan's bed.
"Logan has some serious issues!" Bobby rubbed his shoulder where Logan had just barged past him.
"Why was he acting like a moody…"
"Teenager?" Kitty interrupted Amara
"Yeah…"
"Lets go and find the professor…" Kitty rubbed his neck uneasily "I don't fancy confronting normal Logan, let alone a hormonal Logan!"
"Yeah" Kurt laughed.
"Hey a'who's playing the music?" Rogue asked
Standing outside the Professor's bedroom, the X-kids knew that the professor was awake because he had his stereo blaring, loudly. Kitty covered her ears to block out the loud noise.
"I don't think he'll here us knocking" Kitty called over the noise
"Lets jus' go in den" Kurt opened the door. Silently all the X-kids followed.
"Oh ma god!" Rogue gasped pointing to the professor who was zooming around his room in his wheelchair, to the music.
"I didn't even know the professor had a stereo!" Amara gawked
"It's getting hot in here! So take of all your clothes" The professor sang at the top of his voice "I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!!"
"Professor??" Kitty yelled. The professor took no notice of Kitty and carried on.
Kitty marched over to the stereo and unplugged it. Silence.
"Hey whatdya do that for?" The professor cried
"Professor are you, like okay?" Kitty asked
"I was until you turned off my tunes!"
"Tunes??" Bobby sighed, since when did the Professor speak like that? "This is bad!"
"Professor Xavier please. What's going on?" Amara cried
"Professor Xavier, hell no! Call me xavi Baby!" The professor ran his hand through his…well…baldhead, and plugged his stereo back in. The music started blaring again.
"No!" Kitty unplugged the stereo and ignoring Xavier's groans of protest. "Listen Professor Xavier…"
"Xavi Baby" The Professor corrected
"Xavi Baby..." Kitty thought she'd never called the Professor that "Please what's going on, why are you acting like a kid?"
"A KID!" Xavier cried in disgust "I'm a teen, gal."
"A teen?" Rogue asked "h'as in teenager?"
"Well duh!"
CRASH!!!!!!
"What vas dat?" Kurt jumped behind Bobby
"It came from downstairs,…" said Amara
"Okay..." Kitty took in a deep breath, to stop herself from panicking. They were, so not going to school today. What was going on? "Bobby and Kurt, you stay up here and get the professor…"
"Xavi Baby"
"Get the Xavi baby ready, please" Kitty grabbed Amara and pushed her and Rogue out of the room. "Were going to see what's going on downstairs…" They walked out the room, leaving Kurt and Bobby alone with the Xavi Baby. The professor began hopping around the room in his wheelchair and doing other odd, various tricks.
"Vat are you doing?" Kurt asked confused
"Man.…" The Professor stopped, and wheeled toward Kurt and Bobby "…I could be the next Tony Hawks!!"
Kitty ran down the stairs followed by Amara and Rogue. Grabbing hold of Amara's and Rogue's (covered) hand, she phased with them through the kitchen door. Sat in the Kitchen was Logan and Storm arguing over a bottle of milk.
"There's only a little left!" Storm cried pulling the milk bottle towards her "I should have it!"
"An' why should it be you" Logan growled, and pulled the milk bottle towards him "Why can't I have it!"
"Because I'm a lady! And it's Ladies first!"
"I wouldn't exactly call ya a lady!" Logan sneered
"Oh! Well I never!" Ororo's tanned skin, turned pink. "Do you really want the milk? Really?"
"Yeah ah do!" Logan rolled his eyes pointing to his dry cornflakes.
"Well Logan" She screwed up her face "You can have it!!" she poured the quarter filled bottle of whole milk over Logan's head, and with that she walked out of the kitchen and into the living room with a 'hmph!' and muttering obscene comments about Logan's attitude.
Logan hadn't realised that he had an audience and wasn't to happy when he found out. "What yer looking at!!"
"Nothing…Just…"Kitty started
"Take a' picture it'll last longer why don't ya!" Logan stood up and growled.
"Logan, whats up with you?" Amara bravely asked
"Nothing!! God!! Whats with tha questions? Ah'm going to get ready! Is that okay with you, Kitty?" Logan faked his sincerity and walked out the room and stamping his feet as he climbed the stairs.