The Teenage Years

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Sorry for the long wait, I've been on holiday to the lovely island of Ibiza! And guess what? I got hypnotised! Lol its mad cos' I can't remember any of it. I bought the videotape and I was imagining I had X-ray glasses on and I could see the hypnotist naked! Lol and I was doing more embarrassing stuff! :os Has any of you peeps been hypnotised? It's one of the strangest experiences ever isn't it!!

Thanks for all the reviews people! This chapter's dedicated to you!

Summary: What happens when all the x-men adults end up acting like teenagers? Yes even Logan. How will the X-Kids cope? A funny little fanfic, from my weird but wonderful head – lol :o)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything okay! :::Sob:::

"Okay" Kitty rubbed her temple "Lets start again with you Ororo. How old are you?"

"Sixteen"

"-and you Xavi  -" Kitty shudder "your…?"

"Sixteen too..."

"But –" Kitty sighed.  The X-kids were sat in the front room of the institute, along with Ororo and the Professor trying to make sense of the situation they were in. "Have you seen yourself lately?" Kitty held up her pocket mirror to Ororo, but Ororo merely shrugged.

"Yeah so?"

"Yeah so? You, like, look a lot older then sixteen Ororo"

"I don't!" Ororo snatched the mirror out of Kitty's hand and began checking for wrinkles "do I?"

"Your really sixteen?" Amara asked the Professor

"Yeah" The Professor sighed, he was sick of these questions. "Can I go upstairs now?"

"Wait we firstly need to-" Kitty was interrupted by the sound of Kurt teleporting in besides her. He furiously pointed towards his t-shirt, which had three straight torn lines in it. Gasping Kurt stamped his feet angrily!

"He's – he's like a…a…mad man!!" Kurt Panted "He told me...to leave him alone…he's mad!"

"So I guess Logan learnt about his claws eh?" Bobby stifled a giggle

"Learnt?? "Kurt spat "He's tore his voom to shreds!" He sat down next to kitty and moaned, then sat up straight in realisation. "Have an'd'y of you guys seen Scott an' Jean?" all the X-kids shook their heads. As if on cue (which they are) Jean and Scott tumbled into the room giggling and holding hands. Jean opened her mouth to say something, but left it hanging when she realised that the room was full.

"Hi" She smiled mawkishly

"Hi" Kitty raised her eyebrow

"I guess your wondering why me and Scott have only just come in…"

"You've only just come in!" Kitty gawked. Jean cursed under her breath for telling on herself but quickly smiled innocently.

"No…"

"We've just been…. out for an early jog, Haven't we Jean?" Scott Chimed in

"Yeah that's right, A jog " Jean faked tiredness "Yeah phew" She wiped her hand across her head. "I'm thinking of getting a bath, to cool down."

"Me too…" Scott beamed, and with that they both turned and ran up the institute stairs.

         "You do it!" Kurt pushed Kitty towards Logan's room "I saw him earlier!" Kitty shuddered. Maybe her idea for the X-kids to split up and look after an adult wasn't such a good one. Especially since she and Kurt had ended up with Logan. Knocking timidly on the door, her heart racing, she wondered how they were going to cope with all of this, especially the maniacal Logan. Logan whipped open the door and crossed his arms. Both Kitty and Kurt smiled cheesily, remembering their rehearsed lines.

 "Hey there Logan" Kitty began

"Wha dya want now?" Logan half growled

"Ve vere just vondering, if you vanted to talk?" Kurt shuffled nervously

"Talk?" Logan shook his head and laughed "abou' what?"

"Any thing you want too" Kitty beamed, then added "Like, maybe about how long you've thought you're a teenager?"

"Huh" Confusion spread over Logan's face "What?"

"How long have you felt that you been like a sixteen year old Logan?" Kitty mentored "Why do you think everyone's like this?" Unexpectedly Logan burst out into fits of laughter. Clutching his stomach as if it was going to split he slammed his door muttering "Weirdo's!" Leaving Kitty and Kurt blinking in defeat.

I know it was a short chapter but I've now got Jean and Scott's intro out of the way. :o) the next chapter will be up soon, so please review guys!