Day one begiinnnnnsss!
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Team 1000 Words
Rikku paced around the Bikenal Desert. "So uhh... what now?" She asked Yuna, Lenne, Paine and Wakka.
"Why do ii/i have to be stuck with the girls?" Wakka complained, sitting down on the hot sand and burning his butt. "Ow, ow ow!" He jumped up and began to run in circles, trying to cool off his butt.
"Hah! That's what you get, tubby!" Rikku said, laughing and pointing at Wakka. "I meant that in a good way!" Wakka tried to convince her, but it was of no use. "I'd never diss the high summoner Yuna like that!" He tried again.
"Riiiighhttt...." Lenne managed to say through a giggle. "What are you laughing at? Grow up!" Yuna smirked at Lenne. "i'M OLDER THAN YOU, YOU GROW UP!" Lenne turned to face Yuna.
"Uh... oh...." Rikku said, taking a few steps backward. "'Uh-oh what?" Wakka asked, finally managed to get his butt cooled off by just.... 5%. "Yunie and Lenne never got TOOOOO used to each other. Oh and by the way tubby, i'd take 2 steps to the left if I were you." Rikku said, taking 2 steps to the right.
"Huh? Why?" Wakka turned around, just to see Lenne and Yuna rolling towards him in a fight. He screamed and RAN 2 steps to the left. Rikku fell backward laughing, her cheeks turning red because she was laughing itoo/i hard. Or maybe it was just the hot sun?
Paine just sighed. "You guys, i'd get that shelter and food ready if I were you." She said, watching Yuna and Lenne fight, Rikku laughing her head off, and Wakka continueing his running. She sighed again, this time instead of talking to them, she whistled and yelled. "YOU GUYS!!" Paine yelled. Rikku layed on the sand, wide-eyed at Paine. Yuna and Lenne stopped their fight, and blinked at Paine. Wakka stopped then tripped over himself. "Yes Paine?" Yuna asked, still blinking.
Paine's left eye began to twitch for 2 seconds. "I said... I'd get that shelter and food ready if I were you." Lenne blinked at her too. "Well uhh... you're not me!" She said. "Exactly!" Rikku added. "What- What?!" Everyone didn't seem to hear her, since they continued what they were doing before she yelled. Paine growled, but stopped herself. "Fine! I'll do it then!" She turned on her heel, then walked off leaving sand blowing off from her feet kicking them. "Aye, what are you trying to do? Drown us in sand, ya?" Wakka said, still laying on the sand. "No! I'm-trying-to-leave-you-in-my-dust!" Paine relied, not looking back and continued kicking the sand.
"Wow.. Paine sure is in a good mood!" Rikku said, rather stupidly. "Gee, YA THiNK!?" Paine yelled, hearing Rikku then continued to walk off. "Yeah!" Rikku said, digging her hand into the sand.
When Paine had came back ,everyone seemed to be in 'peace.' Lenne and Yuna's hair seemed to be... messed up. Rikku's face was as red as a... like she had a sunburn. And Wakka was panting heavily that he... practically was drooling on the sand. Paine dragged a chopped up lupine towards them.
"Ewww!! What is that crap!?" Rikku asked, looking disgusted and pointing at the lupine. "It's a lupine. Can't ya tell?" Paine answered, covering her nose. "UGH! What is that smell!" Lenne said, covering her nose too. Everyone sniffed the air and nearly fell dead on the sand. "Smells like.... raw fish, ya?" Wakka said. "No kidding, what kind of hell do you think i went through chopping it up?!" Paine stated. Team 1000 Words ate the lupine, throwing up every once in a while. "Damn Paine! Next time let ME get the food..." Rikku said, holding her nose and took a chunk out of a lupine piece. "I've got no problem with that!" Paine answered, doing the same. Rikku gave a nervous laugh.
"Hey, we ought`a have a leader, ya?" Wakka suggested, throwing a bone aside and threw up. "Yeah! Okay, who's going to nominate who?" Rikku said, standing up and abandoning a lupine leg. "I nominate Yunie!" Yuna stood up. "I nominate Paine!" Paine stood up. "I nominate Lenne!" Lenne stood up. "I nominate Paine!" Wakka stood up. "Aye, what about me?! I'm older then all of y'all!" "Gee, YA THiNK!? I'm probably one thousand years older than you! TUBBY!" "Oh I'm 'tubby' now, ya?!" Rikku, Paine, Yuna and Lenne thought for a moment. "Yeah! TUBBY!" They all said together. "So it's official! Paine's our leader!" Rikku punched the air. "Lucky ducky..." Wakka mumbled.
"Alright, Yuna and Lenne, you two go find something that'll help make the shelter. Like, machina or whatever." Paine ordered, pointing at yuna and lenne. "ME WiTH HER?!" The two yelled and pointed at each other. "Is there anyone else named Yuna and Lenne? Rikku, you go look for some water at the oasis. Wakka, you try to get some kind of clothy thingy and try to make it like a tent." Wakka grumbled, then went off, as well as Rikku, Yuna and Paine.
Team Real Emotion
"Heeeyyyy! What's for dinner?!" Gippal said, in his cheery mood as always. "Hope it's somethin` good!" Tidus said. Shuyin, Gippal, Baralai, TIdus and Nooj stood there, blinking at each other. "So uh... who gets the goods?" Baralai said, breaking the silence. They thought for a moment. After about a split second, Gippal spoke. "I have a freakin` brain cramp." Team Real Emotion nodded in agreement. "I say... Meg Ryan you go get it!" Shuyin said, standing up. "No! Not me! And my name is Tidus! Not Meg Ryan! Come on, say it with me! Ti-DUS! TiDUS!" Tidus yelled pointlessly. "Sureeee, that's what you WANT us to think, Meg!" Shuyin crossed his arms over his chest and nodded. "Am not!" Meg yelled. Baralai rubbed his ears, "Yevon... you don't have to yell god damnit."
"Hey, Nooj-ster! What's up with the quietness? I like it!" Gippal exclaimed, looking at Nooj. "Idiots..." Nooj replied, looking away. "Ooookay... Then what's up with the attitude? I don't li-" Gippal was intterupted by Baralai. "Okay, vote who's going to get the food. I'm starving. I say Meg." Shuyin stood up. "Meg." Gippal stood up. "Meg." Nooj continued to sit down. "Meg." Tidus stood up, "TiDUS!!!!!" he screamed. "See, look! Meg votes for himself too!" Shuyin said, laughing and pointing at Meg. "TiDUS TiDUS TiDUS!!" He screamed. "Okay, its official. Meg go get the goodies." Shuyin pushed Tidus off. who was yelling his head off. "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" Tidus screamed, thrusting his arms everwhere. "Yo Meg! Stop complaining! You're the Go-Get-The-Food guy now!" Baralai. Gippal and Nooj seemed to be helping Shuyin push him fowards.
After what seemed like an hour, Meg came back with a chopped up Zu, and it looked like about ten thousand needles on his face. Gippal, Baralai and Shuyin cupped their mouths, trying to resist themselves from exploding. Bah, oh well, they exploded anyway.
"MEG! What the hell happened to you!?" Gippal yelled our, dropping to the ground, laughing and turning crimson. Baralai fell off his log, his feet up in the air, laughing his head off and turning bright pink. Shuyin was rolling on the sand, "It looks like a cactuar attacked you like the LAST Survival Game we had! Ha, ha, ha!" Even Nooj seemed to be laughing. His face was turning to the colour of the clothes he wore. (ew..)
"i DID get attacked by a cactuar.." Meg mumbled, throwing the Zu in front of them. Shuyin, Baralai, Gippal and Nooj stopped, blinking at Meg. Once again, they blew up laughing.
"It's NOT funny!" Meg yelled at them. Team Real Emotion didn't seem to hear him, their laughter went on for about 10 more minutes. Gippal seemed to be having tears of laughter.
"Hey everyone! Let's sing a song!" Baralai suggested, also now crying from laughing so much." I've got a song! Remember this? Ten thousand needles on Meg Ryan's face, Yuna plucks one out he screams so loud it can be heard, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine needles on Meg Ryan's face!" Gippal sang. And so Team Emotion, including Nooj (who sounded horrible) and not Meg, continued to sing the song until they got to, "One needle on Meg ryan's face, Yuna plucks one out he screams so loud it can be heard, zero needles on meg ryan's faaaaaaaace!"
When they had finally finished the song (about 3 hours), Nooj suggested the same thing as Wakka had. "We need a leader, i nominate myself!" Shuyin jumped up. "I nominate Baralai!" Baralai stood up. "I nominate Gippal!" Gippal stood up. "I nominate Shuyin!" Tidus stood up. "I nominate... me!" Shuyin smirked. "I guess I'm it?" Baralai and Gippal nodded. "Yepperdoodles!"
The Zu, which was still lying around, had been abandoned. "Hey! who's going to eat the Zu I chopped up?" Tidus wanted to know. They blinked at him, then to the Zu. "ARE YOU NUTS?!! THERE'S NO WAY i'M GOiNG TO EAT THAT! Get something else Meg." Shuyin said, Baralai Gippal and Nooj nodded in agreement. "AW CRAP!" Meg complained, then walked out into the night, jumping every once in a while as a cactuar shot it's needles on his face again. "Get ready for a new song tomarrow!" Shuyin shouted, laughing.
End of Day 1
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Sooo, did you laugh? Did ya, did ya? Note: Meg Ryan was created by Paine from TCOTSF on neopets. Thankers!
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Team 1000 Words
Rikku paced around the Bikenal Desert. "So uhh... what now?" She asked Yuna, Lenne, Paine and Wakka.
"Why do ii/i have to be stuck with the girls?" Wakka complained, sitting down on the hot sand and burning his butt. "Ow, ow ow!" He jumped up and began to run in circles, trying to cool off his butt.
"Hah! That's what you get, tubby!" Rikku said, laughing and pointing at Wakka. "I meant that in a good way!" Wakka tried to convince her, but it was of no use. "I'd never diss the high summoner Yuna like that!" He tried again.
"Riiiighhttt...." Lenne managed to say through a giggle. "What are you laughing at? Grow up!" Yuna smirked at Lenne. "i'M OLDER THAN YOU, YOU GROW UP!" Lenne turned to face Yuna.
"Uh... oh...." Rikku said, taking a few steps backward. "'Uh-oh what?" Wakka asked, finally managed to get his butt cooled off by just.... 5%. "Yunie and Lenne never got TOOOOO used to each other. Oh and by the way tubby, i'd take 2 steps to the left if I were you." Rikku said, taking 2 steps to the right.
"Huh? Why?" Wakka turned around, just to see Lenne and Yuna rolling towards him in a fight. He screamed and RAN 2 steps to the left. Rikku fell backward laughing, her cheeks turning red because she was laughing itoo/i hard. Or maybe it was just the hot sun?
Paine just sighed. "You guys, i'd get that shelter and food ready if I were you." She said, watching Yuna and Lenne fight, Rikku laughing her head off, and Wakka continueing his running. She sighed again, this time instead of talking to them, she whistled and yelled. "YOU GUYS!!" Paine yelled. Rikku layed on the sand, wide-eyed at Paine. Yuna and Lenne stopped their fight, and blinked at Paine. Wakka stopped then tripped over himself. "Yes Paine?" Yuna asked, still blinking.
Paine's left eye began to twitch for 2 seconds. "I said... I'd get that shelter and food ready if I were you." Lenne blinked at her too. "Well uhh... you're not me!" She said. "Exactly!" Rikku added. "What- What?!" Everyone didn't seem to hear her, since they continued what they were doing before she yelled. Paine growled, but stopped herself. "Fine! I'll do it then!" She turned on her heel, then walked off leaving sand blowing off from her feet kicking them. "Aye, what are you trying to do? Drown us in sand, ya?" Wakka said, still laying on the sand. "No! I'm-trying-to-leave-you-in-my-dust!" Paine relied, not looking back and continued kicking the sand.
"Wow.. Paine sure is in a good mood!" Rikku said, rather stupidly. "Gee, YA THiNK!?" Paine yelled, hearing Rikku then continued to walk off. "Yeah!" Rikku said, digging her hand into the sand.
When Paine had came back ,everyone seemed to be in 'peace.' Lenne and Yuna's hair seemed to be... messed up. Rikku's face was as red as a... like she had a sunburn. And Wakka was panting heavily that he... practically was drooling on the sand. Paine dragged a chopped up lupine towards them.
"Ewww!! What is that crap!?" Rikku asked, looking disgusted and pointing at the lupine. "It's a lupine. Can't ya tell?" Paine answered, covering her nose. "UGH! What is that smell!" Lenne said, covering her nose too. Everyone sniffed the air and nearly fell dead on the sand. "Smells like.... raw fish, ya?" Wakka said. "No kidding, what kind of hell do you think i went through chopping it up?!" Paine stated. Team 1000 Words ate the lupine, throwing up every once in a while. "Damn Paine! Next time let ME get the food..." Rikku said, holding her nose and took a chunk out of a lupine piece. "I've got no problem with that!" Paine answered, doing the same. Rikku gave a nervous laugh.
"Hey, we ought`a have a leader, ya?" Wakka suggested, throwing a bone aside and threw up. "Yeah! Okay, who's going to nominate who?" Rikku said, standing up and abandoning a lupine leg. "I nominate Yunie!" Yuna stood up. "I nominate Paine!" Paine stood up. "I nominate Lenne!" Lenne stood up. "I nominate Paine!" Wakka stood up. "Aye, what about me?! I'm older then all of y'all!" "Gee, YA THiNK!? I'm probably one thousand years older than you! TUBBY!" "Oh I'm 'tubby' now, ya?!" Rikku, Paine, Yuna and Lenne thought for a moment. "Yeah! TUBBY!" They all said together. "So it's official! Paine's our leader!" Rikku punched the air. "Lucky ducky..." Wakka mumbled.
"Alright, Yuna and Lenne, you two go find something that'll help make the shelter. Like, machina or whatever." Paine ordered, pointing at yuna and lenne. "ME WiTH HER?!" The two yelled and pointed at each other. "Is there anyone else named Yuna and Lenne? Rikku, you go look for some water at the oasis. Wakka, you try to get some kind of clothy thingy and try to make it like a tent." Wakka grumbled, then went off, as well as Rikku, Yuna and Paine.
Team Real Emotion
"Heeeyyyy! What's for dinner?!" Gippal said, in his cheery mood as always. "Hope it's somethin` good!" Tidus said. Shuyin, Gippal, Baralai, TIdus and Nooj stood there, blinking at each other. "So uh... who gets the goods?" Baralai said, breaking the silence. They thought for a moment. After about a split second, Gippal spoke. "I have a freakin` brain cramp." Team Real Emotion nodded in agreement. "I say... Meg Ryan you go get it!" Shuyin said, standing up. "No! Not me! And my name is Tidus! Not Meg Ryan! Come on, say it with me! Ti-DUS! TiDUS!" Tidus yelled pointlessly. "Sureeee, that's what you WANT us to think, Meg!" Shuyin crossed his arms over his chest and nodded. "Am not!" Meg yelled. Baralai rubbed his ears, "Yevon... you don't have to yell god damnit."
"Hey, Nooj-ster! What's up with the quietness? I like it!" Gippal exclaimed, looking at Nooj. "Idiots..." Nooj replied, looking away. "Ooookay... Then what's up with the attitude? I don't li-" Gippal was intterupted by Baralai. "Okay, vote who's going to get the food. I'm starving. I say Meg." Shuyin stood up. "Meg." Gippal stood up. "Meg." Nooj continued to sit down. "Meg." Tidus stood up, "TiDUS!!!!!" he screamed. "See, look! Meg votes for himself too!" Shuyin said, laughing and pointing at Meg. "TiDUS TiDUS TiDUS!!" He screamed. "Okay, its official. Meg go get the goodies." Shuyin pushed Tidus off. who was yelling his head off. "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" Tidus screamed, thrusting his arms everwhere. "Yo Meg! Stop complaining! You're the Go-Get-The-Food guy now!" Baralai. Gippal and Nooj seemed to be helping Shuyin push him fowards.
After what seemed like an hour, Meg came back with a chopped up Zu, and it looked like about ten thousand needles on his face. Gippal, Baralai and Shuyin cupped their mouths, trying to resist themselves from exploding. Bah, oh well, they exploded anyway.
"MEG! What the hell happened to you!?" Gippal yelled our, dropping to the ground, laughing and turning crimson. Baralai fell off his log, his feet up in the air, laughing his head off and turning bright pink. Shuyin was rolling on the sand, "It looks like a cactuar attacked you like the LAST Survival Game we had! Ha, ha, ha!" Even Nooj seemed to be laughing. His face was turning to the colour of the clothes he wore. (ew..)
"i DID get attacked by a cactuar.." Meg mumbled, throwing the Zu in front of them. Shuyin, Baralai, Gippal and Nooj stopped, blinking at Meg. Once again, they blew up laughing.
"It's NOT funny!" Meg yelled at them. Team Real Emotion didn't seem to hear him, their laughter went on for about 10 more minutes. Gippal seemed to be having tears of laughter.
"Hey everyone! Let's sing a song!" Baralai suggested, also now crying from laughing so much." I've got a song! Remember this? Ten thousand needles on Meg Ryan's face, Yuna plucks one out he screams so loud it can be heard, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine needles on Meg Ryan's face!" Gippal sang. And so Team Emotion, including Nooj (who sounded horrible) and not Meg, continued to sing the song until they got to, "One needle on Meg ryan's face, Yuna plucks one out he screams so loud it can be heard, zero needles on meg ryan's faaaaaaaace!"
When they had finally finished the song (about 3 hours), Nooj suggested the same thing as Wakka had. "We need a leader, i nominate myself!" Shuyin jumped up. "I nominate Baralai!" Baralai stood up. "I nominate Gippal!" Gippal stood up. "I nominate Shuyin!" Tidus stood up. "I nominate... me!" Shuyin smirked. "I guess I'm it?" Baralai and Gippal nodded. "Yepperdoodles!"
The Zu, which was still lying around, had been abandoned. "Hey! who's going to eat the Zu I chopped up?" Tidus wanted to know. They blinked at him, then to the Zu. "ARE YOU NUTS?!! THERE'S NO WAY i'M GOiNG TO EAT THAT! Get something else Meg." Shuyin said, Baralai Gippal and Nooj nodded in agreement. "AW CRAP!" Meg complained, then walked out into the night, jumping every once in a while as a cactuar shot it's needles on his face again. "Get ready for a new song tomarrow!" Shuyin shouted, laughing.
End of Day 1
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Sooo, did you laugh? Did ya, did ya? Note: Meg Ryan was created by Paine from TCOTSF on neopets. Thankers!