The Teenage Years

Hello people!

Hey, sorry about the wait, but I've been revising for all my G.C.S.E'S and course work, yada yada, Stupid school! But these are the exams that decide my future, but hey…no pressure :o|

Well please read and review or all set Wolverine out after you…there again *rolls eyes* people like me and trunksblue would probably want that to happen lol |:o)

also I just noticed I've not even introduced Beast to the story…and I've decided that I'm not going to, because as a teenager he might not be able to control the beast…I think its for the best *nods head*

Summary: What happens when all the x-men adults end up acting like teenagers? Yes even Logan. How will the X-Kids cope? A funny little fanfic, from my weird but wonderful head - lol :o)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything; except the clothes on my back…hey wait I think this jackets my mums!

Quote of the day:

"You've got to be joking right?" Bobby shook his head in disbelief  "It should be a girls job that!"

"Well Ah'm sorry ice cube, but ya know that we've got ter sort the others out" Rogue rolled her eyes "Unless you want to sort Logan out"

"On second thoughts, how hard could cooking be?"

"Yeah. I think its safer us cooking instead of Kitty…" Kurt added

"Hey!" Kitty said hurt "Just because I can't cook cakes, doesn't give you the right to stereotype me a bad cook! Right?" She looked to Amara and Rogue for help, but the two avoided her gaze and suddenly became interested in the wallpaper pattern.

"Right if were going to speak to Logan…" Amara began "Then were going to need Ropes..."

"Check" Rogue smiled

"Duck tape…"

"Check"

"A bat…"

"Check…wait, a bat?" Rogue asked "Why a bat?"

"Just In case he gets on my bad side" Amara smiled mischievously

"You've been watching' to many good cop bad cop movies!"

"C'mon we haven't got all day!" Kitty moaned, dragging the pair of them upstairs.

         "Professor…?" Knock knock  "are you in there?" Kitty sighed when she open the door to find no one there, where were they? "Any luck?" She asked Rogue who had just turned the corner.

"No, Jean and Scott aren't in there rooms either…" Rogue said puzzled "Where's Amara?"

"She's checking on Logan, Lets go and see if he's there…" Kitty, followed by Rogue walked to Logan's room only to find Amara peering through the half opened door covering her mouth.

"Amara wha' are you.." Rogue started

"Shhhhhhhh!!!!" Amara interrupted and pointed to her lips signalling silence. She waved her hand furiously, getting them to come over. Kitty kneeled down next to Amara and looked at what she was pointing at. Logan was stood in front of his large, cracked mirror speaking, what seemed a rehearsed conversation to himself. Kitty lifted her finger to her lips and Rogue slumped down next to her and they all listened intently.

"Well Ororo, ah know that I can be a jerk most of the time. Well all of the time. But I was just wondering…if…well…maybe you…" His face grew redder and he rubbed the back of his neck shyly "well…if you would like to go out on a...a…d-date?"

Kitty threw her hands over her mouth to restrain a giggle, as did the others. Logan continued staring deeply in the mirror then his face twisted with anger as if the mirror had just spoke to him and rejected him. "WHAT? WELL I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU EITHER! I was...was joking! Yeah joking see, why would I like to go out with a bloke like you? Ha" He collapsed into he bed and grunted "she better aint turn me down!" He stood back up, checked his reflection and walked towards the door.

 Startled Kitty, Rogue and Amara fled from the door and hid behind the corner watching Logan troop to Ororo's room. Knocking loudly on the door he yelled:

"ORORO! I need ta talk to ya now!"

"So much for Mr. Sensitive" Amara whispered

"What?" Ororo's high-pitched voice wathered through the thick door

"I was…was wondering if…if…" He sighed and took in a big, deep breath. Then exploded "youwouldliketogooutonadatewithme?"

"Huh" Ororo opened the door; her white hair that normally fell graciously over her shoulder was all over the place. "What did you say?"

"Whys her make up all smudged?" Amara said quietly

"Ah said would you like to…" he rubbed his hands nervously "to go out on a date with me?"

"Oh Logan" Ororo shifted her feet guiltily "I didn't think you felt that way…"

"Well ah…do" Logan growled. Since she hadn't laughed in his face his confidence grow a little. Just a little.

"I'm so sorry Logan..." Ororo pouted and opened her door wider. Logan gasped, growled then extended his claws.

Kitty, Amara and Rogue ran towards him, seeing what had upset him so much.

         "What's with the audience?" Professor Xavier cried. He had lipstick marks all over his face and a very very pleased grin.

"Why ah outta!!" Logan lunged for the Professor. Kitty, Amara and Rogue grabbed a hold of him, trying to pull him away.

"Logan leave him!" Ororo shouted, "It's too late me and Charlie are together now!"

"Yeah well good riddance!" Logan roared "I only fancied you cos' you look like a bloke anyway!"

"Not tha best comeback…" Rogue sighed as they led Logan back to his room.

Sorry for the wait, but I'm updating all my old stories now! Yay!  And sorry that its pretty short, but hey,  :::taps head::: writers block y'know lol :oS Please review people! And HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!

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