Sorry! Haven't been updating the fanfic, I've been working on another one. :D
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Day Three::.
Team 1000 Words
Paine yawned as she stepped outside of her tent, rubbing her eyes. "A FREAKIN' NOTE IN THE FREAKIN' MORNING!?" She yelled as the sleepy-ness she containted flew away in... fright? Ripping the note open her eyes flashed across the piece of cra- paper.
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother"
"What the heck?" Paine poked the piece of cra- paper. "What'd he say? Come to the... Oyster Meat at Test Time? There's a test?! OH WHY MUST THEY TORTURE US LIKE THIS?!" Paine dropped the paper on the floor as if she had just touched fire.
"Hey, Paine, what'cha doing? Someone die or something?" Lenne had walked out of her tent, seeming to have some kind of annoyed look on her face. Her eyes dragged down on the piece of paper and gasped with horror. "OH NO! THE MONKEYS HAVE SENT US AN EVIL NOTE THREATENING THAT THEY'LL COME BITE MY FREAKING HEAD OFF!" Lenne ran off... running in circles and screaming like an insane idiot.
"Hey! Again, I'm trying to sleep!" Rikku stomped out of her own tent, angered slightly. Her eyes too dropped to the note. "OH NO!! FAT LITTLE ELEPHANTS TEND TO BLOW US AWAY TO HELL!" Rikku ran the oppisate direction of Lenne and also started to run around screaming like an insane idiot, only tripping over herself and now and then.
"Noise, noise, noise. That's all I hear!" Yuna bounced out of the tent which she slept in. Yuna's eyes also was lured toward the note. "CHICKEN BUTTS ARE WANTING TO EAT US ALL!" Running towards a different direction than Lenne and Rikku, she too started to run in circles, but also kept falling as if she had just hit a mirror which a mime had built.
"Ack! You all should quiet down a bit, ya?" Wakka slumped out of a tent, far away from the girls' tents. Amazingly, his eyes found its way towards the note also. "EVIL LUCA GOERS ARE PLANNING TO DEFEAT THE BESAID AUROCHS AGAIN! RUNNN!" Wakka seemed to have ran away towards the Oasis...
"Hey you crazy dumbasses! Can you decode what this Brother person said?" Paine waved her arms around, but it seemed of no use. So instead she went around to every idiot and slapped them on the head. As soon as they were slapped, they followed her like a retarded zombie.
"I'M INNOCENT!" Rikku yelled and raised her arms in the air. "IT WAS HER!" Lenne pointed at Yuna without any clue of what seemed to be going on. "SHE DID IT!" Yuna pointed at Lenne like a retarded geek. "IT WAS THAT!" Wakka pointed at Paine.
Paine sighed, rereading the "note". "'GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother'That's what he said. Anyone got a clue of what the hell he said?" The rest of Team 1000 Words looked at her cluelessly. "Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't listening! What did you say?" Yuna stood straight as she finished swimming in the burning sand. "Can you decode that and tell us what you said?" Rikku requested. "I have no clue of what you just said." Lenne blinked a couple of times at Paine. "Does this have anything to do with blitzball?" Wakka asked proudly, but also stupidly.
"Dude! You idiots! I'm asking YOU what it means!"
So for about... Oh say 9 hours? So for about 9 hours Team 1000 Words tried to catch the meaning of the note.
"I got it, I got it!" Wakka yelled retardedly. "It says, 'God Moodnig random poop persons!!! Bot turns would have recycled a net like this! I know the illiterates are not in the ripped palace, but who carves. Alarmy, bot turns are to eat meat at Oskor's Burgers at ten o'cook. The frost
set win background three.
-Brother'" Wakka finished, but then his face turned a bit dull. "What the heck did I just say?" The team members shrugged cluelessly.
"OH I KNOW!" Rikku jumped up and down. "CHOOSE ME! ME, ME, ME! PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK ME! PICK ME ALREADY YOU FUCKTARD!"
"ALRIGHT! RIKKU! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?" Paine slapped herself on the cheek from the "me's".
"Umm... I forgot." Rikku stopped her bouncing and tapped her chin while staring off to the sky, big... huge... anime eyes. "Purdy..."
"I HAVE SOME ANSWERS!" Lenne stood up while running around Paine and without an answer, she began.
'Good morning random crappy people!!! Boh teams should have received a note like this! I know the letters are not in the right place, but who cares. Anyway, both teams are to meet at the oasis at three o'clock. the first test will begin there.
-Brother'"
"SHOW OFF! LINE STEALER! SMARTASS! THAT WAS ALL MY IDEA!" Yuna started to follow Lenne around in the circles. Again, the fighting continued.
"Ok, we'll go with Lenne's idea..." Paine sighed again, her eyes scanning the team. Rikku continued to stare, Wakka stared into the fire while continueing to say "Purdy fire..." and the two lookalikes ran in circles.
Team Real Emotion
In the distance an annoying scream was heard. Shuyin, Gippal, Baralai and Nooj ran out. Shuyin fell over a note that fell from the top corner of his tent. "I FELL OVER A FUCKING TURKEY!" He screamed, but eventually he realized it was a piece of paper. "What's that?" The rest of the team members [except retarr- Tidus] gathered around their leader, also reading the note.
"It says, 'GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother'" Shuyin read. "Erm... SOOOOOO Where's Meg Ryan?" Gippal changed the subject, throwing the note into the fire.
"Remember that scream thing?" Baralai reminded. "I think that was Meg!" They all gasped in horror. "Ah well, he can take care of himself. After all, he DID help the superstar Yuna defeat that big blob thingy. What was it called again? Oh yeah, Sid? Somethiing like that." Gippal shrugged.
"That was like, SOOOOOOO, like, like, like obvious!" A girly voice said. Shuyin, Baralai and Gippal's heads turned rapidly towards the voice.
"Dude! Nooj! You sound like a bitchy prep!" Gippal laughed and pointed. "Really bitchy!" Baralai gasped. "Extremely preppy-style!" Shuyin pointed. "Like, I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want, like, BLOND, like, HAIR! Like, DUH!" Nooj blinked like he had curly eyelashes. The three fell backwards, laughing like crazy.
Eventually within about thirty minutes of laughter, Tidus made his way back, only... there was something different about him...
"Dude! Tidus! You look like a cactuar, only human!" Shuyin's finger dragged towards Tidus. "Feafly!? Fi foo!? FAAAAAAFFFHHH!!" Tidus screamed as he buried his face into the sand. "FAAAFHH! FIF FURNS" He seems to be a hand stand now! ...Only his head is in the sand!
At the Oasis [night]
"So... Where's Team Real Emotion?" Paine layed down on the frosty sand. "Probably slacking off the work." Yuna mumbled as she walked in circles.
"HELLO!!!!" A voice shouted, then jumped out of a bush. Team 1000 Words jumped, even Wakka. "Oh, it's only my idiotic brother, Brother..." Rikku muttered, then went back to the hole which she was digging. "Lucky bastards..." Wakka rolled over onto his stomache on the sand out of tiredness.
"Aye, where is Team Real Emotion? If they don't come in a few seconds, they get disqualified and they lose a member!" Brother stomped his feet on the filthy sand. "Where's the fun in that?!"
"And a few seconds would be?" Yuna poked Brother.
"[saying very fast] 3, 2, 1." Brother pulled out a random box, and along with it a piece of paper. "Nooj is gone too,"
At the Oasis, a loud scream was heard, followed by echoes! "YES!!!!!" Was what seemed to be the scream!
Team Real Emotion
"What was that?" Shuyin poked his head up, blinking at the screams. "It sounded like-" Nooj began, but all of a sudden he disappeared.
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Nooj go poof, finally! :D
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Day Three::.
Team 1000 Words
Paine yawned as she stepped outside of her tent, rubbing her eyes. "A FREAKIN' NOTE IN THE FREAKIN' MORNING!?" She yelled as the sleepy-ness she containted flew away in... fright? Ripping the note open her eyes flashed across the piece of cra- paper.
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother"
"What the heck?" Paine poked the piece of cra- paper. "What'd he say? Come to the... Oyster Meat at Test Time? There's a test?! OH WHY MUST THEY TORTURE US LIKE THIS?!" Paine dropped the paper on the floor as if she had just touched fire.
"Hey, Paine, what'cha doing? Someone die or something?" Lenne had walked out of her tent, seeming to have some kind of annoyed look on her face. Her eyes dragged down on the piece of paper and gasped with horror. "OH NO! THE MONKEYS HAVE SENT US AN EVIL NOTE THREATENING THAT THEY'LL COME BITE MY FREAKING HEAD OFF!" Lenne ran off... running in circles and screaming like an insane idiot.
"Hey! Again, I'm trying to sleep!" Rikku stomped out of her own tent, angered slightly. Her eyes too dropped to the note. "OH NO!! FAT LITTLE ELEPHANTS TEND TO BLOW US AWAY TO HELL!" Rikku ran the oppisate direction of Lenne and also started to run around screaming like an insane idiot, only tripping over herself and now and then.
"Noise, noise, noise. That's all I hear!" Yuna bounced out of the tent which she slept in. Yuna's eyes also was lured toward the note. "CHICKEN BUTTS ARE WANTING TO EAT US ALL!" Running towards a different direction than Lenne and Rikku, she too started to run in circles, but also kept falling as if she had just hit a mirror which a mime had built.
"Ack! You all should quiet down a bit, ya?" Wakka slumped out of a tent, far away from the girls' tents. Amazingly, his eyes found its way towards the note also. "EVIL LUCA GOERS ARE PLANNING TO DEFEAT THE BESAID AUROCHS AGAIN! RUNNN!" Wakka seemed to have ran away towards the Oasis...
"Hey you crazy dumbasses! Can you decode what this Brother person said?" Paine waved her arms around, but it seemed of no use. So instead she went around to every idiot and slapped them on the head. As soon as they were slapped, they followed her like a retarded zombie.
"I'M INNOCENT!" Rikku yelled and raised her arms in the air. "IT WAS HER!" Lenne pointed at Yuna without any clue of what seemed to be going on. "SHE DID IT!" Yuna pointed at Lenne like a retarded geek. "IT WAS THAT!" Wakka pointed at Paine.
Paine sighed, rereading the "note". "'GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother'That's what he said. Anyone got a clue of what the hell he said?" The rest of Team 1000 Words looked at her cluelessly. "Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't listening! What did you say?" Yuna stood straight as she finished swimming in the burning sand. "Can you decode that and tell us what you said?" Rikku requested. "I have no clue of what you just said." Lenne blinked a couple of times at Paine. "Does this have anything to do with blitzball?" Wakka asked proudly, but also stupidly.
"Dude! You idiots! I'm asking YOU what it means!"
So for about... Oh say 9 hours? So for about 9 hours Team 1000 Words tried to catch the meaning of the note.
"I got it, I got it!" Wakka yelled retardedly. "It says, 'God Moodnig random poop persons!!! Bot turns would have recycled a net like this! I know the illiterates are not in the ripped palace, but who carves. Alarmy, bot turns are to eat meat at Oskor's Burgers at ten o'cook. The frost
set win background three.
-Brother'" Wakka finished, but then his face turned a bit dull. "What the heck did I just say?" The team members shrugged cluelessly.
"OH I KNOW!" Rikku jumped up and down. "CHOOSE ME! ME, ME, ME! PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK ME! PICK ME ALREADY YOU FUCKTARD!"
"ALRIGHT! RIKKU! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY!?" Paine slapped herself on the cheek from the "me's".
"Umm... I forgot." Rikku stopped her bouncing and tapped her chin while staring off to the sky, big... huge... anime eyes. "Purdy..."
"I HAVE SOME ANSWERS!" Lenne stood up while running around Paine and without an answer, she began.
'Good morning random crappy people!!! Boh teams should have received a note like this! I know the letters are not in the right place, but who cares. Anyway, both teams are to meet at the oasis at three o'clock. the first test will begin there.
-Brother'"
"SHOW OFF! LINE STEALER! SMARTASS! THAT WAS ALL MY IDEA!" Yuna started to follow Lenne around in the circles. Again, the fighting continued.
"Ok, we'll go with Lenne's idea..." Paine sighed again, her eyes scanning the team. Rikku continued to stare, Wakka stared into the fire while continueing to say "Purdy fire..." and the two lookalikes ran in circles.
Team Real Emotion
In the distance an annoying scream was heard. Shuyin, Gippal, Baralai and Nooj ran out. Shuyin fell over a note that fell from the top corner of his tent. "I FELL OVER A FUCKING TURKEY!" He screamed, but eventually he realized it was a piece of paper. "What's that?" The rest of the team members [except retarr- Tidus] gathered around their leader, also reading the note.
"It says, 'GOOOOOOOD MORNING RANDOM CRAPPY PEOPLE!!! Both teams should have received a note lkie tihs! I konw the lttres are not in the rhgit palce, but who craes. Aywnay, btoh taems are to meat (meat.. o.o; ) at the osasis at tehre o'colck. The frsit tset wlil bgien three.
-Brother'" Shuyin read. "Erm... SOOOOOO Where's Meg Ryan?" Gippal changed the subject, throwing the note into the fire.
"Remember that scream thing?" Baralai reminded. "I think that was Meg!" They all gasped in horror. "Ah well, he can take care of himself. After all, he DID help the superstar Yuna defeat that big blob thingy. What was it called again? Oh yeah, Sid? Somethiing like that." Gippal shrugged.
"That was like, SOOOOOOO, like, like, like obvious!" A girly voice said. Shuyin, Baralai and Gippal's heads turned rapidly towards the voice.
"Dude! Nooj! You sound like a bitchy prep!" Gippal laughed and pointed. "Really bitchy!" Baralai gasped. "Extremely preppy-style!" Shuyin pointed. "Like, I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want, like, BLOND, like, HAIR! Like, DUH!" Nooj blinked like he had curly eyelashes. The three fell backwards, laughing like crazy.
Eventually within about thirty minutes of laughter, Tidus made his way back, only... there was something different about him...
"Dude! Tidus! You look like a cactuar, only human!" Shuyin's finger dragged towards Tidus. "Feafly!? Fi foo!? FAAAAAAFFFHHH!!" Tidus screamed as he buried his face into the sand. "FAAAFHH! FIF FURNS" He seems to be a hand stand now! ...Only his head is in the sand!
At the Oasis [night]
"So... Where's Team Real Emotion?" Paine layed down on the frosty sand. "Probably slacking off the work." Yuna mumbled as she walked in circles.
"HELLO!!!!" A voice shouted, then jumped out of a bush. Team 1000 Words jumped, even Wakka. "Oh, it's only my idiotic brother, Brother..." Rikku muttered, then went back to the hole which she was digging. "Lucky bastards..." Wakka rolled over onto his stomache on the sand out of tiredness.
"Aye, where is Team Real Emotion? If they don't come in a few seconds, they get disqualified and they lose a member!" Brother stomped his feet on the filthy sand. "Where's the fun in that?!"
"And a few seconds would be?" Yuna poked Brother.
"[saying very fast] 3, 2, 1." Brother pulled out a random box, and along with it a piece of paper. "Nooj is gone too,"
At the Oasis, a loud scream was heard, followed by echoes! "YES!!!!!" Was what seemed to be the scream!
Team Real Emotion
"What was that?" Shuyin poked his head up, blinking at the screams. "It sounded like-" Nooj began, but all of a sudden he disappeared.
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Nooj go poof, finally! :D