Heh, sorry if I frightened my readers with my curses on the last chapter of 'The Note'! I got a bit carried away. TT; So I'll try to make this chapter more... PG-13 rated. O.o; Also, sorry to the Nooj Fans! Now behold! The boring chapter!
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The sun rose from the morning horizon, awaking the two teams. Not surprisingly, both team leaders weren't the first ones to waken. Yuna stood and stretched inside her tent, dragging herself outside as she rubbed her eyes. "OW! MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURNNN!!!" She screamed insanely as the sunlight struck her. Her hair was in a rather messy style, no longer the layered, beautiful hair she had before this 'fun, fun, fun' trip. Yuna was instantly wide awake as she heard several thuds. "YUUUUUUUUNAAAAAA!!" Several voices shouted, echoing. Echo, echo, echo... "Oh... NOO!!!! The evil mice has come for me!" Yuna shouted, running into a random tent that seemed to be Wakka's. "WAH!? FIENDS!?" Wakka screamed in a... Female voice! RUN!
"Nooo!!! The evil mice has come for me!" Yuna corrected, standing straight and pointing her finger upwards like an idiotic teacher. "Mice?" Wakka asked questionably. "Never you mind! I've got to run!" Yuna yelled into his ear, quickly running out of the tent. "Ay'! While you're out, could you get me a hotdog?!" The Besaidian yelled after her. "Uh... How about, NO!?" The running high-summoner reluctantly yelled and ran faster, leaving dust in Wakka's face and running towards Paine's tent. "What in--?!" Paine screeched, falling off of her sleeping place... unless it was on the ground. "MICE! ARE! AFTER ME!" The insane summoner yelled, and ran out of her leader's tent. "Hey! Could you get me some ramen while you're out!?" Paine yelled after her, only getting the same response as Wakka.
"MONKEYS!!" Rikku yelled as she scrambled out of bed and running in circles. She ran out of her nearly fallen tent, running in the direction of... Oh, and here comes running Yuna! BANGTHUD "Purdy stars..." Yuna mumbled as she lay unconsciously. "Flying chickens..." Rikku mumbled, also laying unconsciously. Non-strangely... Black swirls circled inside their eyes.
Paine walked out of her tent, holding a piece of paper in her hand. "NO MORE NOTES!!!" She screamed, not noticing Lenne was still half asleep, or so she thought so. Her eyes skinned the piece of paper, reading it all to herself.
"Hello, pathetic little perfect characters of this little itty-bitty not-so- much one-of-a-kind—and it went on—LIKE ONG!!11oneone!!111!111one LYK DER IZ GUNNA B A NU BATL DING!!111one LYEK MEAT UZ AT DA WATRY PLAZE TO LYK DO UR NEKS BTLE TIN!!111oneone"
Paine blinked in confusion, thinking out loud without notcing. "NOT ANOTHER MYSTERY CRAPPY NOTE!" She threw the paper on the ground angrily, "I thought this was VACATION! Not WORK!" Lenne poked Paine on the shoulder. As she turned to face her, Paine became paralyzed. Lenne's eyes were red, and were shaded a bit. "Can you... keep your... trap shut.. FOR ONE STINKING MOMENT!? AND WHAT STINKING 'WATRY PLAZE'!?!
To be continued...
Tidus awoken by what seemed to be a scream. "MY DEAR YUNA!!" He screeched, and rapidly ran for Team 1000 Words' camp. "Dudes... He SO did not just ditch us..." Shuyin said, wide-eyed, jaw open, staring at the dust Tidus had left behind, as well as the others. "Dude... He SO just ditched us for some Final Fantasy X-2 whore..." Baralai pointed out, blinking in surprise. "Some romeo he is," Gippal muttered, doing the same thing as the others.
"YO DUDES!!! LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND, DUDES!" Shuyin, as always, found a note super-glued to his tent.
"Hello, pathetic little perfect characters of this little itty-bitty not-so- much one-of-a-kind—and it went on—LIKE ONG!!11oneone!!111!111one LYK DER IZ GUNNA B A NU BATL DING!!111one LYEK MEAT UZ AT DA WATRY PLAZE TO LYK DO UR NEKS BTLE TIN!!111oneone"
"Brother you immature, ignorant idiot! How the hell are we supposed to read this kind of crap!?" Shuyin yelled, ripping the note off and sticking it on Gippal's head without noticing. "That whore!" Gippal began trying to pull the paper off, but it didn't give in. Baralai rolled on the ground, apparently laughing his head off. Shuyin was in a rage, trying to find out what the note said.
What a coincidence, this time Team 1000 Words didn't arrive at the 'watry plaze', which Shuyin had discovered what it was. When Team Real Emotion arrived, Brother was snoring loudly on a rock, dark at night as mosquitoes... everywhere. Yelling, trowing stuff, the boys tried as hard as they could to wake him up, until Trial 507, whispering how tired were. "Behold! The magic wanderdoodlethinabob!" Brother said, holding up an imaginary stick.
Well, yeah, you guessed it! Someone of Team 1000 Words disappears! Guess who? Wakka! –Poof-