Harry Potter and The Third Reich
Chapter 2
One Crazy Day Part 1
Featuring A guest star!
Ron's Room- Morning
Ron is sitting on his bed, wide-awake as he had been all night. Harry is asleep.
"So what is better? Glade or Pinefresh? Heh heh, pine fresh...heh, fresh..." Ron thought to him self.
"No, it is la creme, bitch." Harry mumbled in his sleep.
Ron just looked at Harry.
Hermione's room. - Morning
Hermione's Dream- Hogwarts Library
"Professor Vextor!" Hermione screamed from the restricted section.
"What the.." The Librarian said.
"Ohhhhhhh!" Hermione moaned.
The Librarian rushed to the restricted section to find Hermione and a very attractive boy with their clothes half on. Hermione is holding one of the howler books.
"Uh, sorry, the book opened." Hermione said.
"Right," The Librarian left.
"So, where were we?" Herimone asked This Mysterious Boy.
"Hermione, I find your knowledge of books to be...so very sexy." said This Mysterious Boy.
Hermione sat on the table, her beautiful eyes fixed with an attractive gaze as This Mysterious boy thumbed threw her pages as he unbuttoned her blouse. "Hmmm, that is a fine edition." said This Mysterious Boy.
"Come slip between my leather covers." Hermione said, opening her legs. "Oh, and don't worry, my pages are acid free." She winked.
This Mysterious Boy slowly moved his hand up Hermione's skirt. "Ohh, signed by the author I see."
Study shows Democrats are gay.
The Weasley family kitchen. The whole family plus Harry is gathered around the dinner table.
"So Harry, tell me about this...oh what the devil do you call it...oh yes, gasoline. What does it do? Can you drink it? It smells quite nice." Mr Weasley asked Harry.
"Uh, sir I don't think you should drink that." Harry said.
"Why? I already have and I feel grea-"
Ten Minutes later.
Mr. Weasley is rushed to the hospital with Mrs. Weasley. Only Harry, Ron, and Ginny are left in the house. Fred and George are out working at their joke shop, Bill is off treasure hunting, and Charlie is an expensive muggle hotel with a beautiful Swedish model having hot passionate sex. Back to the story, anyway.
"So uh, will your dad be...?" Harry asked.
"Okay? Sure I guess, not the first time he has done something stupid." Ron said.
Two Months ago, the Weasley house.
Mr. Weasley is sitting at the dinner table with a power drill stuck in his head. "Tea anyone?"
"Hey Harry, I feel like having some exposition. Aren't you concerned of the fact that voldermort has tried to kill you 5 years in a row now? I mean, what if he tries again? What if he tries now?" Plot device-er Ginny said.
"Well Ginny, there is a perfectly satisfying answer to this." Harry said, but before he could answer there was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" Ron asked.
"An assassin!" Craig Kilborn said.
"Oh hey, that sounds like the crazy late night humor of craig kilborn! He brings style back to late late nite." Ron said, opening the door to see Craig Kilborn and his sidekick Gibby both holding axes.
"Hey, women are objects!" Craig Kilborn yelled swinging his axe at Harry.
"Ahhhh!" Yelled Harry, Ron, and Ginny at once, running from this crazed axe murderer.
"Hey! Clay Aiken is writing a new book, it is written in glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read it in the closet!" Craig yelled.
"Heyhooooooooooo!" Gibby said.
Harry, Ron, and Ginny ran into a closet, locking them selves in, hoping to stay alive.
"Does nobody have a wand?" Ginny yelled.
"I had one but uh...." Ron said.
Two Weeks Earlier: Ron's room
Ron is standing on his bed dressed in a large pink fairy dress with plastic wings on his back and a large pink tiara on his head. Waving his wand in the air and laughing he said: "Good witch? Bad witch!"
"What do we do?" Ron said.
Craig Kilborn is smashing his axe agianst the closet door. "Hey gibby, What Up with smashing threw closet doors?"
"I don't know, but I bet President Clinton would know a thing or two about that! Heyoooooo!" Gibby said.
JFK a communist, studies show.
Author's Note: One might note the 'Part 1' Indeed, there will be a part two. An exciting conclusion to this exciting episode, plus Harry and the gang get ready for school with Cool and The Gang? It's disco night next episode.
Chapter 2
One Crazy Day Part 1
Featuring A guest star!
Ron's Room- Morning
Ron is sitting on his bed, wide-awake as he had been all night. Harry is asleep.
"So what is better? Glade or Pinefresh? Heh heh, pine fresh...heh, fresh..." Ron thought to him self.
"No, it is la creme, bitch." Harry mumbled in his sleep.
Ron just looked at Harry.
Hermione's room. - Morning
Hermione's Dream- Hogwarts Library
"Professor Vextor!" Hermione screamed from the restricted section.
"What the.." The Librarian said.
"Ohhhhhhh!" Hermione moaned.
The Librarian rushed to the restricted section to find Hermione and a very attractive boy with their clothes half on. Hermione is holding one of the howler books.
"Uh, sorry, the book opened." Hermione said.
"Right," The Librarian left.
"So, where were we?" Herimone asked This Mysterious Boy.
"Hermione, I find your knowledge of books to be...so very sexy." said This Mysterious Boy.
Hermione sat on the table, her beautiful eyes fixed with an attractive gaze as This Mysterious boy thumbed threw her pages as he unbuttoned her blouse. "Hmmm, that is a fine edition." said This Mysterious Boy.
"Come slip between my leather covers." Hermione said, opening her legs. "Oh, and don't worry, my pages are acid free." She winked.
This Mysterious Boy slowly moved his hand up Hermione's skirt. "Ohh, signed by the author I see."
Study shows Democrats are gay.
The Weasley family kitchen. The whole family plus Harry is gathered around the dinner table.
"So Harry, tell me about this...oh what the devil do you call it...oh yes, gasoline. What does it do? Can you drink it? It smells quite nice." Mr Weasley asked Harry.
"Uh, sir I don't think you should drink that." Harry said.
"Why? I already have and I feel grea-"
Ten Minutes later.
Mr. Weasley is rushed to the hospital with Mrs. Weasley. Only Harry, Ron, and Ginny are left in the house. Fred and George are out working at their joke shop, Bill is off treasure hunting, and Charlie is an expensive muggle hotel with a beautiful Swedish model having hot passionate sex. Back to the story, anyway.
"So uh, will your dad be...?" Harry asked.
"Okay? Sure I guess, not the first time he has done something stupid." Ron said.
Two Months ago, the Weasley house.
Mr. Weasley is sitting at the dinner table with a power drill stuck in his head. "Tea anyone?"
"Hey Harry, I feel like having some exposition. Aren't you concerned of the fact that voldermort has tried to kill you 5 years in a row now? I mean, what if he tries again? What if he tries now?" Plot device-er Ginny said.
"Well Ginny, there is a perfectly satisfying answer to this." Harry said, but before he could answer there was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" Ron asked.
"An assassin!" Craig Kilborn said.
"Oh hey, that sounds like the crazy late night humor of craig kilborn! He brings style back to late late nite." Ron said, opening the door to see Craig Kilborn and his sidekick Gibby both holding axes.
"Hey, women are objects!" Craig Kilborn yelled swinging his axe at Harry.
"Ahhhh!" Yelled Harry, Ron, and Ginny at once, running from this crazed axe murderer.
"Hey! Clay Aiken is writing a new book, it is written in glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read it in the closet!" Craig yelled.
"Heyhooooooooooo!" Gibby said.
Harry, Ron, and Ginny ran into a closet, locking them selves in, hoping to stay alive.
"Does nobody have a wand?" Ginny yelled.
"I had one but uh...." Ron said.
Two Weeks Earlier: Ron's room
Ron is standing on his bed dressed in a large pink fairy dress with plastic wings on his back and a large pink tiara on his head. Waving his wand in the air and laughing he said: "Good witch? Bad witch!"
"What do we do?" Ron said.
Craig Kilborn is smashing his axe agianst the closet door. "Hey gibby, What Up with smashing threw closet doors?"
"I don't know, but I bet President Clinton would know a thing or two about that! Heyoooooo!" Gibby said.
JFK a communist, studies show.
Author's Note: One might note the 'Part 1' Indeed, there will be a part two. An exciting conclusion to this exciting episode, plus Harry and the gang get ready for school with Cool and The Gang? It's disco night next episode.