I was dreaming that I was a pirate running away from some red coats. They finally chased to the edge of a cliff. Without thinking, I jumped right off of it, falling falling and falling. I fell on something hard and I seemed to have actually felt it. I opened my eyes when I heard a loud "Ouch!" I looked under me to see that I had fell on a man.
"Sorry sir!" I said getting up quickly. That was when I first noticed my surroundings. Men and women were on the streets everywhere! I could smell the mix of alcohol and barf. Nasty. I turned my attention back to the man I sat on and noticed he had gotten up and was dusting himself off.
"Watch where ye goin' next time aye luv?" he said.
"Sorry sir!" I said once again.
"Where did ye fall from anyway?"
I thought for a long time trying to think of how I did actually come here. "Well I was on my computer desk sleeping, then I had a dream about falling, then I actually fell on you," I said smiling awkwardly.
The man gave me a look saying Are-You-Mad? "What's a computer luv?"
I mentally slapped myself. -Of course! This obviously isn't 2004 so these people wouldn't know what technology is! But wait. If this isn't 2004, then how did I land here? Oh right, I must have gone back in time. HAHAHA! Deanie, you have gone insane! How did you get here? I just went into a time machine and went back to the time where drunkards could kill each other without being arrested.- I was snapped back to reality when the man waved his hand in my face.
"Hello luv? Are you still here?"
I finally saw his face clearly and my eyes widened with delight. "Captain Jack Sparrow!" I gasped almost losing my breath.
He grinned, "Aye luv, that's me! But you still didn't answer me quetsion."
"Erm, I honestly don't know."
He gave me a bewildered look, "Ye don' know!? How can ye not know? Are ye drunk?" he sniffed me, "Ye sure don' smell like it."
"No Captain, I am not drunk. I have a slight idea how I got here, but if I told you, you would think I AM drunk or crazy," I said.
"Just try me luv."
I took a deep breath and told him exactly what I had thought earlier thinking I fell back in time. When I finished, I was looking into the face of a man who was dumbstruck. "So, what do ye think captn'?" I asked in my best pirate accent.
"Would you like to spend a night with me luv? You sound like you sure need it," he said seductively.
I was so offended that I kneed him as hard as I could in the gut, "Do I look like a whore to you!?" I screamed.
It took him a while to recover before he could answer, "Have you looked at what ye wearin' luv?"
I looked down and screamed. I was wearing this really low cut dress showing way too much cleavage. "See now luv?"
"I-I can't breathe," I panted starting to see little black spots.
"Luv ye alrite?" he asked looking worried.
I couldn't answer because next thing I knew (or I didn't really) I had fainted. Lucky for me Jack's reflexes were fast and he caught me just before I hit the ground. "Oh women! Always causing men so much trouble!"
OMG! Notepad is such a trouble! I had this chapter done yesterday but when I was about to save, the stupid thing did something weird and it closed! When I opened it again it was right at the beginning! =( Oh well, I got it done now, I hope to get the next one up soon! You know the drill, plz review!
"Sorry sir!" I said getting up quickly. That was when I first noticed my surroundings. Men and women were on the streets everywhere! I could smell the mix of alcohol and barf. Nasty. I turned my attention back to the man I sat on and noticed he had gotten up and was dusting himself off.
"Watch where ye goin' next time aye luv?" he said.
"Sorry sir!" I said once again.
"Where did ye fall from anyway?"
I thought for a long time trying to think of how I did actually come here. "Well I was on my computer desk sleeping, then I had a dream about falling, then I actually fell on you," I said smiling awkwardly.
The man gave me a look saying Are-You-Mad? "What's a computer luv?"
I mentally slapped myself. -Of course! This obviously isn't 2004 so these people wouldn't know what technology is! But wait. If this isn't 2004, then how did I land here? Oh right, I must have gone back in time. HAHAHA! Deanie, you have gone insane! How did you get here? I just went into a time machine and went back to the time where drunkards could kill each other without being arrested.- I was snapped back to reality when the man waved his hand in my face.
"Hello luv? Are you still here?"
I finally saw his face clearly and my eyes widened with delight. "Captain Jack Sparrow!" I gasped almost losing my breath.
He grinned, "Aye luv, that's me! But you still didn't answer me quetsion."
"Erm, I honestly don't know."
He gave me a bewildered look, "Ye don' know!? How can ye not know? Are ye drunk?" he sniffed me, "Ye sure don' smell like it."
"No Captain, I am not drunk. I have a slight idea how I got here, but if I told you, you would think I AM drunk or crazy," I said.
"Just try me luv."
I took a deep breath and told him exactly what I had thought earlier thinking I fell back in time. When I finished, I was looking into the face of a man who was dumbstruck. "So, what do ye think captn'?" I asked in my best pirate accent.
"Would you like to spend a night with me luv? You sound like you sure need it," he said seductively.
I was so offended that I kneed him as hard as I could in the gut, "Do I look like a whore to you!?" I screamed.
It took him a while to recover before he could answer, "Have you looked at what ye wearin' luv?"
I looked down and screamed. I was wearing this really low cut dress showing way too much cleavage. "See now luv?"
"I-I can't breathe," I panted starting to see little black spots.
"Luv ye alrite?" he asked looking worried.
I couldn't answer because next thing I knew (or I didn't really) I had fainted. Lucky for me Jack's reflexes were fast and he caught me just before I hit the ground. "Oh women! Always causing men so much trouble!"
OMG! Notepad is such a trouble! I had this chapter done yesterday but when I was about to save, the stupid thing did something weird and it closed! When I opened it again it was right at the beginning! =( Oh well, I got it done now, I hope to get the next one up soon! You know the drill, plz review!