A/N: I've obviously decided to write a Full Metal Panic story. There are
too few out there so I thought I might as well contribute something. This
story came to me during gym playing tennis and that is what this story is
about.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FULL METAL PANIC.
It was a warm day at the Jubei High School (A/N: I don't remember the name of the high school) and a class of students were playing tennis. Some of the students who should have been playing were watching a serious match between a young blond hair man and a young blue hair woman. The two were hitting the ball back and forth, both occasionally scoring a point. At the sidelines students were placing bets on who would win and cheering for the person they wanted to win.
"Go Chidori, make him work," Kyoko shouts. While another young man yells "Hiroshi, don't let a girl beat you or you will disgrace guys all over the world!" All would have been well and the match would have ended with a definite winner and a loser if it hadn't been for a certain Bonta-kun coming out of nowhere. The Bonta-kun pushed Chidori out of the way and shot the tennis ball out of the air with a familiar black pistol. After shooting the tennis ball he then began to shoot at Hiroshi. An accident may have occurred if not for Chidori. Taking up her tennis racket she then began to hit Bonta-kun.
"YOU STUPID MILITARY OTAKU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?"
"Fumomofu"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Fumoffu fumo mofu"
Not understanding what Bonta-kun was trying to say she finally gave up on trying to understand and went back to beating him with the tennis racket. Students then began to make bets on whether his head or the tennis racket would break first. After a couple minutes the tennis racket broke on his head. Still furious she started to pull out her trusty fan.
"Mofu fumo fumoff fumo fumoffu fumofu"
"I DON'T CARE! I WAS PLAYING TENNIS AND..... you.....screwed....it....up," she replies trying to calm down and not use her fan.
:A couple minutes later:
The crumpled form of Bonta-kun lay twitching on the ground and Chidori was heading back to change into her school uniform.
A/N: OK I know this was a little weird but what can I say it came to me during gym class I thought it was funny out the time and I still think its funny. Oh well send me flames or reviews to tell me what you thought of it.
means: Protecting you
means: You were in great danger
means: You should watch out for terrorist, they're everywhere
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FULL METAL PANIC.
It was a warm day at the Jubei High School (A/N: I don't remember the name of the high school) and a class of students were playing tennis. Some of the students who should have been playing were watching a serious match between a young blond hair man and a young blue hair woman. The two were hitting the ball back and forth, both occasionally scoring a point. At the sidelines students were placing bets on who would win and cheering for the person they wanted to win.
"Go Chidori, make him work," Kyoko shouts. While another young man yells "Hiroshi, don't let a girl beat you or you will disgrace guys all over the world!" All would have been well and the match would have ended with a definite winner and a loser if it hadn't been for a certain Bonta-kun coming out of nowhere. The Bonta-kun pushed Chidori out of the way and shot the tennis ball out of the air with a familiar black pistol. After shooting the tennis ball he then began to shoot at Hiroshi. An accident may have occurred if not for Chidori. Taking up her tennis racket she then began to hit Bonta-kun.
"YOU STUPID MILITARY OTAKU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?"
"Fumomofu"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Fumoffu fumo mofu"
Not understanding what Bonta-kun was trying to say she finally gave up on trying to understand and went back to beating him with the tennis racket. Students then began to make bets on whether his head or the tennis racket would break first. After a couple minutes the tennis racket broke on his head. Still furious she started to pull out her trusty fan.
"Mofu fumo fumoff fumo fumoffu fumofu"
"I DON'T CARE! I WAS PLAYING TENNIS AND..... you.....screwed....it....up," she replies trying to calm down and not use her fan.
:A couple minutes later:
The crumpled form of Bonta-kun lay twitching on the ground and Chidori was heading back to change into her school uniform.
A/N: OK I know this was a little weird but what can I say it came to me during gym class I thought it was funny out the time and I still think its funny. Oh well send me flames or reviews to tell me what you thought of it.
means: Protecting you
means: You were in great danger
means: You should watch out for terrorist, they're everywhere