Title: Barrel of Monkeys
By: Mel morbidmkay
Rating: R
Word count:
Humor/General
Chapter 1: Barrel of Monkeys
The companions traveled down the occasionally bumpy, rough road. Their vehicle, a green jeep, bounced rather harshly along as an interesting conversation over took the companions. (Goku's stomach rumbles.)
"Hey what time is it? I'm so hungry!" Sanzo replied, "just sit there and shut your mouth." Goku complains back, "Ah, come on Sanzo can we stop somewhere for some food? Huh? Huh? Huh?" If you don't your whining I'm going to kill you," Sanzo stated quite irritably.
"Hey guys come on, we need to figure out how to get to our destination," said Hykkai. (Being the peacemaker of the group.) Gojyo added rather sarcastically, "Yeah the sooner we get there, the sooner we can get rid of this monkey!" "Who are you calling a monkey water fairy," Goku said. Then Gojyo replied heatedly, "Hey you want to start something!" "Bring in on," Goku shot back.
Sanzo, after hearing this go on for quite some time, shot in, "If you two are quite finished with your love display, Hykkai figured out if we take the route through these woods we'll end up near our destination." " Great, maybe there'll be food," added Goku causing everyone in the car to groan nosily.
(In the woods.) Goku starts, 'Are we there yet?" In which Gojyo complains, " If I have to sit through any more of his whining, I might just kick his ass!" "You wish shithead," Goku states just missing Gojyo's backhand. Hykkai, looking up ahead (and trying to ignore their threats) tells the group, "Hey I thought I heard something up ahead, we should go check it out."
As their vehicle approaches, Goku states, "Look it appears to be some demons." " They don't seem to care that they're hurting innocent people," stated Hykkai. Goku says loudly, " Hey what do these assholes think they're doing?" "Attacking some pretty girls by the look of it," Gojyo says slightly checking them from head to toe, "I think we should show these guys some manners." Goku mumbles, "You don't have any better manners than me." Gojyo, hearing this, says, " Shut up!"
(The vehicle stops and the group stands ready for a fight.) Goku shouts over the girls screaming, "Why don't you assholes pick on someone else for a change!" "I don't know if these stupid idiots have the balls to stand up against us," Gojyo says loudly enough for the demons to hear. On of the demons yells, "Who the hell are you?" Hykkai starts laughing, "Heh heh they don't know." Sanzo adds, "They're going to find out soon enough." Another of the demons speaks up, "What the hell are you laughing at?" very impatiently Goku shouts, "I've had enough of this, lets kick their asses." The third demon yells, "Lets see you try."
(Goku pulls out his long fighting staff and attacks the demon.) As the demon bursts into dust, Goku states "You're so dumb." The first demon shouts over the fighting, " Hey red head, I bet you move like a fish when you fight." "You think so?" "Let's see about that," says Gojyo. (The demons face changes from a grin to a gape as Gojyo's staff cuts clear through him.) Gojyo sneers and replies, " I guess you fight more like a fish than I do." "I mean with your gaping mouth I'm surprised you didn't catch flies."
The last standing demon faces off with Sanzo and says to him, "I'm going to kill you asshole." Sanzo covers his mouth in a fake yawn and states rather tiredly, "Oh yeah, I'd like for you to try!"
(The demon rushes at Sanzo just as his banishing gun fires off a shot.) " They never learn." (Seeing that the demons are gone, two of the pretty girls come running toward them.) " Thank you for saving us," the girls said in unison, " if there is anything we can do for you guys just name it." "Well," Gojyo says with a grin and a shine in his eye. Sanzo gives him a look and says to Gojyo, " Don't even think about it." Then he turns to the girls and tells them, " We really need to get going."
(Later, back in the jeep.) Gojyo, after a while of silence sighs and states, "I could have had some fun back there." Sanzo, as calmly as possible, said, "We need to reach our destination." Annoyingly, Goku starts again, "We could have at least gotten something to eat." Sanzo, no longer calm, yells, "Shut up!" Hykkai acting as the peacekeeper once again tells the others, "We'll be reaching the town by night fall." In which Sanzo wearily replies, "The sooner the better so I can get away from these two."