Trudy pats down the man.

"Sir, I'm going to check your pockets. I'm not trying to "feel you up" or anything. there's not anything that will stick me is there?"

"No."

"You sure? Cause I hate needles."

"I am," replies the man.

She searches and pulls out a small glass tube.

"Sir, what's this? This one of those crack pipes thingys, or other?"

"No."

"No? Well then, what is it?"

"It's a ... a ... test tube."

"You carry test tubes in your pockets?"

"I'm a scientist."

"Oh! Well then. You are aware that people out there use things like this to lite up crack and stuff right?"

"Really? Because, no, I didn't."

"Yeah, you should be more careful and keep your equipment in the lab."

"Yes ma'am, I will," he shifts his eyes back and forth.

"So, if you use a screw driver to start your car, how do you turn it off?"

"Oh, that's easy. I hot wired it. I just connect and disconnect them when I need to."

"Really? How do you exactly hotwire a car?"