Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-yasha.But if I did Miroku would be mine

Day 1

Ouch!!!!!

Jazmine: My eye hurts.

Miroku: Lets me see **Looks at her eye then kisses her**

Jazmine*Slaps him* PERV!!!

Miroku: Ow.

Day 2

Bad thoughts

Miroku: **thinking perverted thoughts of Jazmine*

Jazmine: **Slaps him** STOP THINKING OF ME LIKE THAT!!!

Miroku: Ow.

Day 3

Raining

Miroku: NO IT'S RAINING ACID RAIN SAVE THE CHILDERN!!!!!

Jazmine: But none of us have children.

Miroku: Then lets have some **Bends down and kisses her**

Jazmine: *Slaps him* JUST GIVE UP ALLREADY!!!!!

Miroku: She'll give in soon.ow.

Day 4

PLEASE!!!

Miroku: PLEASE PLEASE bear my child.

Jazmine: NO!

Miroku: At lest I didn't get slapped this time

Jazmine: **Slaps him**

Miroku: Ow.

Day 5

A plays

Jazmine: I love you I need you I cant live with out you.

Miroku: Really!

Jazmine: No baka **slaps him**

Miroku: Ow.

Day 6

Health Class

Jazmine: **Doing 'how a bay is born' homework. **

Miroku: Lets learn from experience. Want to have one now?

Jazmine: **Slaps him**

Miroku: Ow.

Day 7

Hot Springs

Kagome: No guys.

Jazmine: Hold on. **Throws a rock and hits Miroku in the head**

Miroku: **Passes out** Ow.
Day 8

Jazmine: Please get of my leg

Miroku: Please bear my child and I will

Jazmine: Please get off my leg before I rib you limb form fucking limb.

Miroku: *gets scared and packs away*

Jazmine: *Slaps him*

Miroku: Ow.

Day 9

A cussing monk

Miroku: OW!!!!!!!

Jazmine: Whats wrong?

Miroku: I hurt my arm

Jazmine: Oh*touches his arm.

Miroku: FUCKIN-A OW!! I mean ow.

Day 10

mouth-to-mouth

Jazmine: *laying on the side of the water all wet*

Miroku: *Runs to give her mouth to mouth*

Jazmine: **slaps him**

Miroku: Ow.