Snake:Really sorry!!! I havent been really been into writing alot this last couple months.... Anyway, my PS2 had to be sent away to get fixed and I wont get it back for awhile. So now I got a LOT of time to update my fics. I also had writers block. Ok, that's enough of me talking.... But I bet alot of you love my voice.... Wait, where are you going?! Come back!!! Please!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wesker's Horrible Day
Chapte 2:I'll Get to That Pizza Place, Dammit!!!
I do not own anything
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Wesker was walking along the street. Heading torwards the pizza place.
"Damn S.T.A.R.S.... Messing my car up.... I'll get them... I'll go egg their houses... Hehehe..." He laughed evily.
He continued entil he saw someone... It was Jill!!!
Wesker tryed to act cool...
"Hey Jill..." Wesker said.
"Hey.... Umm, whats your name again...?" Jill said.
"Wesker..." Weske said.
"Oh... Who were you again...?" Jill asked again.
"Alber Wesker... I was captain of S.T.A.R.S... We dated for two months!!! We used to do kinky shit together!!!" Wesker yelled.
"Ohhh, hey Wesker!" Jill said.
"God, why did I ever date a moron like you!!! Get the fudge away me!!!" Wekser screamed running away.
"He was always a jerk..." Jill said going to Wesker's place and slaahing out the tires of his car...
"God!! No wonder I dont have friends! There all morons!!!" He screamed.
He continued on. Until he saw someone mugging someone!!! He had to do something!!
"Hey!" Wesker yelled.
The Mugger turned around and looked at Wesker.
"What the hell do you want!" The Mugger asked.
"....Your doing it all wrong!" Wesker yelled.
"....???"
"Look, instead of just taking the money, rough him up a bit! Like this..." Wesker said kicking the guy in the nuts...
"Ohh, thanks!" The Mugger said, who started beating the crap out of the poor person that was kicked in the most holy part of a man....
"All in a days work my friend!!" Wesker yelled flying off!!!..... No, not really... He just walked off...
He continued on....again. He fell into his thoughts of killing Chris... He didnt notice someone bump into him...
"Hey, watch out-" He stopped when he noticed it was William Birkin!!!
"Hey!!" Wesker yelled.
"Hey Wesker. What are you doing out side yuor lair?" Birkin asked.
"I have to pick up a pizza at the ash-"
"Ashford Pizza Place... I ordered from there too... 45 bucks for one pizza..." Birkin said.
"Hey, want to come back to my place and watch a Evil Villian Movie marathon?" Wesker asked.
"I'm there!" Birkin yelled.
"Ok, and I got some beer!!! Now lets go get that pizza!" Wesker yelled.
"Saved me 45 bucks..." Birkin said under his breath...
They continued on entil they started hearing weird theme music...
"What the hell is that...?" Wesker asked.
"It sounds kinda like the theme music from Zorro..." Birkin said.
"..."
A few seconds later they saw a woosh go by! It looked like.... Zorro!!!... Or someone dressed like him....
A man dressed in black stood on a building, looking down at Birkin and Wesker.
"It's Zorro!!!" Birkin yelled.
"...Birkin? Are you blind? Thats just Chris Redfield dressed as Zorro..." Wesker.
As Birkin looked closer it WAS Chris, "Guess you right..." Birkin said.
"I wonder what the retard is up to...." Wesker wondered.
"HAHA! I am the mighty Zorro!!" Chris yelled.
"No your not!!! You the mighty.... Forro!!!..." Birkin yelled.
"...Birkin, that was the worst comeback I ever heard...." Wesker said.
"...Shutup jackass..."
'Zorro' jumped down and pulled out a plastic sword, "I shall stop you evil one!!!" Chris screamed.
"...screw this, I want to eat tonight..." Wesker said picking up Chris and throw Chris in a dumpster... But not before taking his wallet... And punching him in the nuts... Hehehehe... And taking some shots with his digital camera for his website...
All of sudden most of the S.T.A.R.S team came running torwards the dumpster as Chris jumped out and started running down the street...
"Hey! Why is Dumbass dressed as Zorro?" Wesker asked.
"He got into Barrys pot stash and now we have to get him back..." Claire said.
"I'll get him!!!" Leon yelled pulling out a Desert Eagle... *POW!**POW!*..... Chris is laying down motionless...
"YAY!! Good thing that Leon had those tranquilizers in his gun!" Jill yelled.
"...What tranquilizers...??" Leon asked...
"....Uh oh...." Everyone said.... Then all of them just run away...
"HAHA!!! WHO'S DEAD NOW!!!" Wesker yelled.
"Come on... Before the cops get here..." Birkin shouts...
They run for a little while when... They finally reach the Pizza Place!!!! Yahoo!!!...
TBC
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Snake:There's the end of chapter 2!!! Sorry for not updating... But I had writers block! But I'm back!!! Now as you read this chapter 3 is being writen!! So dont worry, you'll all get the next chapter faster!!! Sorry this chapter isnt as funny as the first, but I'm tryin'. So dont be too harsh if you dont find if funny... Well, see ya next chapter!!!
Wesker's Horrible Day
Chapte 2:I'll Get to That Pizza Place, Dammit!!!
I do not own anything
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Wesker was walking along the street. Heading torwards the pizza place.
"Damn S.T.A.R.S.... Messing my car up.... I'll get them... I'll go egg their houses... Hehehe..." He laughed evily.
He continued entil he saw someone... It was Jill!!!
Wesker tryed to act cool...
"Hey Jill..." Wesker said.
"Hey.... Umm, whats your name again...?" Jill said.
"Wesker..." Weske said.
"Oh... Who were you again...?" Jill asked again.
"Alber Wesker... I was captain of S.T.A.R.S... We dated for two months!!! We used to do kinky shit together!!!" Wesker yelled.
"Ohhh, hey Wesker!" Jill said.
"God, why did I ever date a moron like you!!! Get the fudge away me!!!" Wekser screamed running away.
"He was always a jerk..." Jill said going to Wesker's place and slaahing out the tires of his car...
"God!! No wonder I dont have friends! There all morons!!!" He screamed.
He continued on. Until he saw someone mugging someone!!! He had to do something!!
"Hey!" Wesker yelled.
The Mugger turned around and looked at Wesker.
"What the hell do you want!" The Mugger asked.
"....Your doing it all wrong!" Wesker yelled.
"....???"
"Look, instead of just taking the money, rough him up a bit! Like this..." Wesker said kicking the guy in the nuts...
"Ohh, thanks!" The Mugger said, who started beating the crap out of the poor person that was kicked in the most holy part of a man....
"All in a days work my friend!!" Wesker yelled flying off!!!..... No, not really... He just walked off...
He continued on....again. He fell into his thoughts of killing Chris... He didnt notice someone bump into him...
"Hey, watch out-" He stopped when he noticed it was William Birkin!!!
"Hey!!" Wesker yelled.
"Hey Wesker. What are you doing out side yuor lair?" Birkin asked.
"I have to pick up a pizza at the ash-"
"Ashford Pizza Place... I ordered from there too... 45 bucks for one pizza..." Birkin said.
"Hey, want to come back to my place and watch a Evil Villian Movie marathon?" Wesker asked.
"I'm there!" Birkin yelled.
"Ok, and I got some beer!!! Now lets go get that pizza!" Wesker yelled.
"Saved me 45 bucks..." Birkin said under his breath...
They continued on entil they started hearing weird theme music...
"What the hell is that...?" Wesker asked.
"It sounds kinda like the theme music from Zorro..." Birkin said.
"..."
A few seconds later they saw a woosh go by! It looked like.... Zorro!!!... Or someone dressed like him....
A man dressed in black stood on a building, looking down at Birkin and Wesker.
"It's Zorro!!!" Birkin yelled.
"...Birkin? Are you blind? Thats just Chris Redfield dressed as Zorro..." Wesker.
As Birkin looked closer it WAS Chris, "Guess you right..." Birkin said.
"I wonder what the retard is up to...." Wesker wondered.
"HAHA! I am the mighty Zorro!!" Chris yelled.
"No your not!!! You the mighty.... Forro!!!..." Birkin yelled.
"...Birkin, that was the worst comeback I ever heard...." Wesker said.
"...Shutup jackass..."
'Zorro' jumped down and pulled out a plastic sword, "I shall stop you evil one!!!" Chris screamed.
"...screw this, I want to eat tonight..." Wesker said picking up Chris and throw Chris in a dumpster... But not before taking his wallet... And punching him in the nuts... Hehehehe... And taking some shots with his digital camera for his website...
All of sudden most of the S.T.A.R.S team came running torwards the dumpster as Chris jumped out and started running down the street...
"Hey! Why is Dumbass dressed as Zorro?" Wesker asked.
"He got into Barrys pot stash and now we have to get him back..." Claire said.
"I'll get him!!!" Leon yelled pulling out a Desert Eagle... *POW!**POW!*..... Chris is laying down motionless...
"YAY!! Good thing that Leon had those tranquilizers in his gun!" Jill yelled.
"...What tranquilizers...??" Leon asked...
"....Uh oh...." Everyone said.... Then all of them just run away...
"HAHA!!! WHO'S DEAD NOW!!!" Wesker yelled.
"Come on... Before the cops get here..." Birkin shouts...
They run for a little while when... They finally reach the Pizza Place!!!! Yahoo!!!...
TBC
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Snake:There's the end of chapter 2!!! Sorry for not updating... But I had writers block! But I'm back!!! Now as you read this chapter 3 is being writen!! So dont worry, you'll all get the next chapter faster!!! Sorry this chapter isnt as funny as the first, but I'm tryin'. So dont be too harsh if you dont find if funny... Well, see ya next chapter!!!