Snake:Hey all, told ya' I'd be back faster!!! Anyway, not much to say. Hope you all liked the last chapter. Because I did! I love Resident Evil!!! It's the worlds greatest video game series in the world!!!! Go out and buy Resident Evil 1/2/3/Code:Veronica/Remake/Zero today!!!!.... Ok, how was that???
Capcom:Great, you'll get the check in the mail....
Snake:Good....
Wesker's Horrible Day
Chapter 3:Just Shutup And Give Me A Pizza, Dammit
I dont own anything
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Wesker and Birkin opened the door to the Pizza Place and walked in. They walk over to the counter. Wesker dings the bell.
"Hello!?" Wesker asked.
No anser.
"HELLO!?" They both yell.
They turn around to look the place over.... But as they got their back is turned Alfred rises from behind the counter with a creepy ass grin on his ugly mug...
"May I help you?" Alfred says with a small voice.
"AHHHH!" Wesker and Birkin scream turning around.
"Mmmmyes, how may I help you...?" Alfred asked.
"Where the hell where you..." Wesker asked.
"Doing something with my sister that involved a golf ball, handcuffs, and grapefruit... Hehehehehehehehehe....." Alfred giggled....
Wesker and Birkin have a look of horror plastered on their faces... Birkin runs and pukes in the trash can...
"Ok, you little freak, we called erlier. An Albert Wesker and a William Birkin..." Wesker said.
"Let me check..." He leans down under the counter.
"Alexia.... Do we have a Albert Wesker and William Birkin?" Alfred asked.
Birkin pukes again....
Alexia rises dressed as a clown....
"Ok, we got an Albert Wesker... But no William Birkin..." Alexia said as she honked her big red noise.
"Huh? Birkin... I thought that you ordered a pizza from this place..." Wesker asked.
"Oh, I should of told you, I dont use my real name for ANYTHING..." Birkin said.
"So, what name did you use..?" Wesker asked.
"...Rusty Shackleferd..." Birkin said.
"...Rusty Shackleferd...?" Wesker asked.
"Yeah...." Birkin said....
"....Anyway, what about a Rusty Shackleferd?" Wesker asked.
"...Yep, right here...*HONK**HONK*!!" Honked Alexia.
"Ok, We'll be taking our pizza now..."
"Mmmmmyees, I'm sorry, but the pizza wont be done for about 15 minutes..." Alfred said.
"What about mine?" Birkin asked.
"Oh, here it is...." Alfred said reaching under the counter and bringing out a pizza....
"No thanks!!!" Birkin yelled...
"Fine them.... Alexia can have it..." Alfred said putting it under the counter. Few seconds later we hear awful muching noises and bits of pizza flying everywhere... A peice of pizza hits Birkin in the face...
"Oh, God!" Birkin yells puking yet again...
"...Look, I got to go see if my friend is ok... Tell me when the pizza is ready..." Wesker walking over to Birkin.
"Yes, Scary Albert, hehehehehehe..." Alfred giggled.
"..."
Wesker walks over to Birkin too see if he was ok.
"Come on, walk it off. My mother aways made me walk it off!" Wesker yelled.
"I thought you didnt have a mother?" Alfred asked.
"I say alot of things....." Wesker said.
They sat there for about 10 minutes waiting....
1 minute later....
2 minutes later....
3 minutes later....
4 minutes later....
5 minutes later....
"Hey, sister-lover! Is our pizza done yet!" Wesker yelled.
Silence.....
More silence.....
ALOT more silence....
"...Wait here Birkin..." Wesker said walking through the kitchen door.
He looked around, noone was around. He walked alittle ways and continued to look the place over. He then saw two ovens on, one with a pizza in it that look done, and.... He could'nt see threw the glass... He slowly walked forward and put his hand on the handle and slowy opened it.... As he opened it...
"AHH!!!" Wesker screamed.
"Please help me..!!" Alfred yelled as he was in the oven and looked quite burned...
"?!"
"I got stuck trying to get a pizza out! Please help me!!!" Alfred yelled.
Wesker gave a little, evil giggle...
"Dont worry, I'll tell your sister on the way out...." Wesker said picking up some mittins and taking the pizza out of the other oven...
"Mmmmmm, smells juuust right..." Wesker said evily putting it in a box.
"Nooo!!! Please dont leave me here!!!" Alfred cried.
"Dont worry, I'll leave a twenty on the counter..." Wesker said walking out, giggling evily.
As he walked out of the kitchen he went to the counter and put a twenty doller bill on it and knocked on it.
"Hey, clown chick. Your dumbass brother told me to tell you to go check on him in twenty minutes...
"...Got it!" Alexia said.
"Come on Birkin!" Wesker yelled running out the door.
"Wait for me!" Birkin screamed running out the door after him...
A few minutes later....
"Hey, what's the rushing...?" Birkin asked.
Wesker then broke out laughing.
"What's the hells so funny?!" Birking yelled.
"*Gasp*A-Aflred was stuck in an oven!" Wesker laughed.
"..And you left him there...?" Birkin asked.
"Yeah..." Wesker said.
"That's harsh.... But funny!" Birkin said laughing too.
They both walked on... But they still have to get to Wesker's place before they're safe.....
TBC
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Snake:Hey there!!! Well, that's another chapter!!! The next chapter might be the last one. After that I could do a sequel! If you all review I could write one up! Well, anyway. Please all, R&R!! See ya soon!!! It might be awhile before I update. I got to update a couple other fics of my. Resident Evil:Survivor and a Dragonball Z fic of mine. Well, see ya!
Capcom:Great, you'll get the check in the mail....
Snake:Good....
Wesker's Horrible Day
Chapter 3:Just Shutup And Give Me A Pizza, Dammit
I dont own anything
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Wesker and Birkin opened the door to the Pizza Place and walked in. They walk over to the counter. Wesker dings the bell.
"Hello!?" Wesker asked.
No anser.
"HELLO!?" They both yell.
They turn around to look the place over.... But as they got their back is turned Alfred rises from behind the counter with a creepy ass grin on his ugly mug...
"May I help you?" Alfred says with a small voice.
"AHHHH!" Wesker and Birkin scream turning around.
"Mmmmyes, how may I help you...?" Alfred asked.
"Where the hell where you..." Wesker asked.
"Doing something with my sister that involved a golf ball, handcuffs, and grapefruit... Hehehehehehehehehe....." Alfred giggled....
Wesker and Birkin have a look of horror plastered on their faces... Birkin runs and pukes in the trash can...
"Ok, you little freak, we called erlier. An Albert Wesker and a William Birkin..." Wesker said.
"Let me check..." He leans down under the counter.
"Alexia.... Do we have a Albert Wesker and William Birkin?" Alfred asked.
Birkin pukes again....
Alexia rises dressed as a clown....
"Ok, we got an Albert Wesker... But no William Birkin..." Alexia said as she honked her big red noise.
"Huh? Birkin... I thought that you ordered a pizza from this place..." Wesker asked.
"Oh, I should of told you, I dont use my real name for ANYTHING..." Birkin said.
"So, what name did you use..?" Wesker asked.
"...Rusty Shackleferd..." Birkin said.
"...Rusty Shackleferd...?" Wesker asked.
"Yeah...." Birkin said....
"....Anyway, what about a Rusty Shackleferd?" Wesker asked.
"...Yep, right here...*HONK**HONK*!!" Honked Alexia.
"Ok, We'll be taking our pizza now..."
"Mmmmmyees, I'm sorry, but the pizza wont be done for about 15 minutes..." Alfred said.
"What about mine?" Birkin asked.
"Oh, here it is...." Alfred said reaching under the counter and bringing out a pizza....
"No thanks!!!" Birkin yelled...
"Fine them.... Alexia can have it..." Alfred said putting it under the counter. Few seconds later we hear awful muching noises and bits of pizza flying everywhere... A peice of pizza hits Birkin in the face...
"Oh, God!" Birkin yells puking yet again...
"...Look, I got to go see if my friend is ok... Tell me when the pizza is ready..." Wesker walking over to Birkin.
"Yes, Scary Albert, hehehehehehe..." Alfred giggled.
"..."
Wesker walks over to Birkin too see if he was ok.
"Come on, walk it off. My mother aways made me walk it off!" Wesker yelled.
"I thought you didnt have a mother?" Alfred asked.
"I say alot of things....." Wesker said.
They sat there for about 10 minutes waiting....
1 minute later....
2 minutes later....
3 minutes later....
4 minutes later....
5 minutes later....
"Hey, sister-lover! Is our pizza done yet!" Wesker yelled.
Silence.....
More silence.....
ALOT more silence....
"...Wait here Birkin..." Wesker said walking through the kitchen door.
He looked around, noone was around. He walked alittle ways and continued to look the place over. He then saw two ovens on, one with a pizza in it that look done, and.... He could'nt see threw the glass... He slowly walked forward and put his hand on the handle and slowy opened it.... As he opened it...
"AHH!!!" Wesker screamed.
"Please help me..!!" Alfred yelled as he was in the oven and looked quite burned...
"?!"
"I got stuck trying to get a pizza out! Please help me!!!" Alfred yelled.
Wesker gave a little, evil giggle...
"Dont worry, I'll tell your sister on the way out...." Wesker said picking up some mittins and taking the pizza out of the other oven...
"Mmmmmm, smells juuust right..." Wesker said evily putting it in a box.
"Nooo!!! Please dont leave me here!!!" Alfred cried.
"Dont worry, I'll leave a twenty on the counter..." Wesker said walking out, giggling evily.
As he walked out of the kitchen he went to the counter and put a twenty doller bill on it and knocked on it.
"Hey, clown chick. Your dumbass brother told me to tell you to go check on him in twenty minutes...
"...Got it!" Alexia said.
"Come on Birkin!" Wesker yelled running out the door.
"Wait for me!" Birkin screamed running out the door after him...
A few minutes later....
"Hey, what's the rushing...?" Birkin asked.
Wesker then broke out laughing.
"What's the hells so funny?!" Birking yelled.
"*Gasp*A-Aflred was stuck in an oven!" Wesker laughed.
"..And you left him there...?" Birkin asked.
"Yeah..." Wesker said.
"That's harsh.... But funny!" Birkin said laughing too.
They both walked on... But they still have to get to Wesker's place before they're safe.....
TBC
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Snake:Hey there!!! Well, that's another chapter!!! The next chapter might be the last one. After that I could do a sequel! If you all review I could write one up! Well, anyway. Please all, R&R!! See ya soon!!! It might be awhile before I update. I got to update a couple other fics of my. Resident Evil:Survivor and a Dragonball Z fic of mine. Well, see ya!