YKB: This is something that I like to do when I'm bored so it might...
KB: Suck?
YKB: Yes. It just might. Hopefully, it won't but just go with it. Don't own it. Are any lawyers that are reading this satisfied?
KB: Lawyers are dumba-
YKB: On to the next chapter.
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Two
I GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Bakura POV
I love 'The Days of Our Afterlife.' It's my favorite soap. Hm, Ryou just left forever. Maybe I should be concerned. Um... HEY! Cleo is cheating on the dead pharoah with his sister! OH MY RA! Cleo is bi!
"Cleo how could you?" I scream. Ra, she's being cheated. The pharoah is now cheating on Cleo with his sister. Oh my Ra.
Ryou tells me I need a life outside soap operas. What does he mean?
There is a knock on the door.
"IT'S OPEN!" I yell.
"Bakura! Let me in. It's Malik and Marik!" I hear Malik scream.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A COMMERCIAL!" I screamed back. Too bad they had just returned from the commercial break.
"OH MY RA! I'M MISSING 'THE DAYS OF OUR AFTERLIFE!' " I hear Malik yell.
There was a great crashing noise as the door burst into pieces. Um, yeah, Ryou will have to fix that. Oh that's right...he's never coming back. Hmmmmm.... am I concerned yet? No.
"So what's going on?" Malik asked.
"Cleo is cheating with Alexandria who is cheating on Cleo with the Pharaoh Adrian who is the one Cleo was originally cheating on." I explained.
"Oh, love triangle. Soap operas and their love shapes." Malik said, gluing himself to the TV.
"I can't stand this soap. I prefer the soap 'All my Mummies.' More destructive." Marik commented.
"Then go play with the chainsaw." I suggested. "We need to cut up the cat anyway."
"Can't I use the blender?" Marik asked.
"Use Frappe," Malik instructed.
Then, for the rest of the hour we sat and watched the Egyptian soap opera. Then, there was Jeopardy until 'All My Mummies' was on.
"So Malik, why are you here?" I asked over the noise of the blender.
"Um...well, something was terribly wrong. ....I think it had to do with Ryou."
"Oh, he left forever today. Probably grocery shopping."
"You ought to treat the boy better. He's had a rough life. For example, today he got hit by a car--"
"HE GOT HIT BY A CAR?!" I screamed.
"That's what I wanted to tell you but the soap--"
"Since when is a soap more important than my hikari?"
"Early on in chapter one. You skipped out on the fight scene, ne?"
"Oh, man, hey 'All My Mummies' is on. And they're gonna embalm someone alive!" I shouted.
So, all three of us forgot Ryou once more to watch another Egyptian soap. What? Don't look at me so funny.
Ryou POV
I have developed an eye twitch. I now have two broken legs but I'm fine otherwise. Has Bakura come to see me? No. He's probably at home engrossed in.... what time is it? 12:00. He's engrossed in 'All My Mummies.' He's probably watching with the Ishtars.
There was a knock on the door. So Bakura does have a conscience!
"Come in!" I called happily.
"Hey, Ryou," said Yugi coming in. It had to be Yugi because 1) I couldn't actually see him, only the door moving and 2)there was a second voice so Yami was with him.
Uh, oh. That meant if Yugi came...Joey had to be with him. If Joey came, Serenity came. If Serenity came...Tristan and Duke came. If they came the friendship apricot had to invite herself.
Sure enough...Joey, Serenity, Tristan, Duke, and it came in.
"Friendly friends visit other friendly friends with other friendly friends who are visiting friendly friends in a friendly hospital with friendly nurses who are friends with the friendly doctors and--"
"Thank you, Tea," I muttered. Gag! Why did she come?
"Hey, didn't Bakura come to visit?" asked Joey.
That was ever So TACTFUL.
"NO, he hasn't, as a matter of fact," I said, death glaring Joey.
"That's not very friendly," Tea said.
Neither is the way I'm going to kill you. I just managed a smile.
"So, do you need anything?" Yugi asked.
Uh, a shotgun? Guillotine? Bow and Arrow? A really big rock? Dynamite? My Millennium Ring?
"Oh, nothing," I said.
"Are you sure? We, as in us friendly friends--"
"Aspirin. I NEED Aspirin. Tea go get out, uh, it."
Oh, man I am so grumpy. Why won't they just leave me alone? And why hasn't Bakura come? I GOT HIT BY A FREAKIN' CAR!
"Ryou...are you okay? You look like you want to strangle Tea," Yugi said.
"Who doesn't? Friends this, friends that... in her one sentence before she was cut off she said a word derivative of friend twelve times. TWELVE!"
"Twelve what?" asked Tea, handing me the aspirin.
"Thank you," I forced out. Note to self: Put Joey on my Christmas card list. "No offense, but I need rest so if you could visit another day..."
"Gotcha," Joey said. "Everybody out. Tea you first, after all remembah the rules of etiquette, Things with no defined gender first."
"Okay," she giggled bounding out.
"Oh my Ra," I breathed. "She's a dumba-"
"See you later," said the rest as they trooped out.
"Hey Joey!" I called out.
He ducked his head back in.
"Things with no defined gender first?" I asked.
"Would you want her BEHIND you?" Joey asked.
"Joey, come on," Serenity the wimp called.
I sighed and leaned back on the bed. Why hadn't Bakura come?
Bakura POV
So that's what a sheep's intestines look like. Yes, I do enjoy 'All My Mummies."
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: Um, that was gruesome.
KB: Things with no defined gender. Basically that would be Tea.
YKB: The one and only.
KB: Hallejulah!
KB: Suck?
YKB: Yes. It just might. Hopefully, it won't but just go with it. Don't own it. Are any lawyers that are reading this satisfied?
KB: Lawyers are dumba-
YKB: On to the next chapter.
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Two
I GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Bakura POV
I love 'The Days of Our Afterlife.' It's my favorite soap. Hm, Ryou just left forever. Maybe I should be concerned. Um... HEY! Cleo is cheating on the dead pharoah with his sister! OH MY RA! Cleo is bi!
"Cleo how could you?" I scream. Ra, she's being cheated. The pharoah is now cheating on Cleo with his sister. Oh my Ra.
Ryou tells me I need a life outside soap operas. What does he mean?
There is a knock on the door.
"IT'S OPEN!" I yell.
"Bakura! Let me in. It's Malik and Marik!" I hear Malik scream.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A COMMERCIAL!" I screamed back. Too bad they had just returned from the commercial break.
"OH MY RA! I'M MISSING 'THE DAYS OF OUR AFTERLIFE!' " I hear Malik yell.
There was a great crashing noise as the door burst into pieces. Um, yeah, Ryou will have to fix that. Oh that's right...he's never coming back. Hmmmmm.... am I concerned yet? No.
"So what's going on?" Malik asked.
"Cleo is cheating with Alexandria who is cheating on Cleo with the Pharaoh Adrian who is the one Cleo was originally cheating on." I explained.
"Oh, love triangle. Soap operas and their love shapes." Malik said, gluing himself to the TV.
"I can't stand this soap. I prefer the soap 'All my Mummies.' More destructive." Marik commented.
"Then go play with the chainsaw." I suggested. "We need to cut up the cat anyway."
"Can't I use the blender?" Marik asked.
"Use Frappe," Malik instructed.
Then, for the rest of the hour we sat and watched the Egyptian soap opera. Then, there was Jeopardy until 'All My Mummies' was on.
"So Malik, why are you here?" I asked over the noise of the blender.
"Um...well, something was terribly wrong. ....I think it had to do with Ryou."
"Oh, he left forever today. Probably grocery shopping."
"You ought to treat the boy better. He's had a rough life. For example, today he got hit by a car--"
"HE GOT HIT BY A CAR?!" I screamed.
"That's what I wanted to tell you but the soap--"
"Since when is a soap more important than my hikari?"
"Early on in chapter one. You skipped out on the fight scene, ne?"
"Oh, man, hey 'All My Mummies' is on. And they're gonna embalm someone alive!" I shouted.
So, all three of us forgot Ryou once more to watch another Egyptian soap. What? Don't look at me so funny.
Ryou POV
I have developed an eye twitch. I now have two broken legs but I'm fine otherwise. Has Bakura come to see me? No. He's probably at home engrossed in.... what time is it? 12:00. He's engrossed in 'All My Mummies.' He's probably watching with the Ishtars.
There was a knock on the door. So Bakura does have a conscience!
"Come in!" I called happily.
"Hey, Ryou," said Yugi coming in. It had to be Yugi because 1) I couldn't actually see him, only the door moving and 2)there was a second voice so Yami was with him.
Uh, oh. That meant if Yugi came...Joey had to be with him. If Joey came, Serenity came. If Serenity came...Tristan and Duke came. If they came the friendship apricot had to invite herself.
Sure enough...Joey, Serenity, Tristan, Duke, and it came in.
"Friendly friends visit other friendly friends with other friendly friends who are visiting friendly friends in a friendly hospital with friendly nurses who are friends with the friendly doctors and--"
"Thank you, Tea," I muttered. Gag! Why did she come?
"Hey, didn't Bakura come to visit?" asked Joey.
That was ever So TACTFUL.
"NO, he hasn't, as a matter of fact," I said, death glaring Joey.
"That's not very friendly," Tea said.
Neither is the way I'm going to kill you. I just managed a smile.
"So, do you need anything?" Yugi asked.
Uh, a shotgun? Guillotine? Bow and Arrow? A really big rock? Dynamite? My Millennium Ring?
"Oh, nothing," I said.
"Are you sure? We, as in us friendly friends--"
"Aspirin. I NEED Aspirin. Tea go get out, uh, it."
Oh, man I am so grumpy. Why won't they just leave me alone? And why hasn't Bakura come? I GOT HIT BY A FREAKIN' CAR!
"Ryou...are you okay? You look like you want to strangle Tea," Yugi said.
"Who doesn't? Friends this, friends that... in her one sentence before she was cut off she said a word derivative of friend twelve times. TWELVE!"
"Twelve what?" asked Tea, handing me the aspirin.
"Thank you," I forced out. Note to self: Put Joey on my Christmas card list. "No offense, but I need rest so if you could visit another day..."
"Gotcha," Joey said. "Everybody out. Tea you first, after all remembah the rules of etiquette, Things with no defined gender first."
"Okay," she giggled bounding out.
"Oh my Ra," I breathed. "She's a dumba-"
"See you later," said the rest as they trooped out.
"Hey Joey!" I called out.
He ducked his head back in.
"Things with no defined gender first?" I asked.
"Would you want her BEHIND you?" Joey asked.
"Joey, come on," Serenity the wimp called.
I sighed and leaned back on the bed. Why hadn't Bakura come?
Bakura POV
So that's what a sheep's intestines look like. Yes, I do enjoy 'All My Mummies."
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: Um, that was gruesome.
KB: Things with no defined gender. Basically that would be Tea.
YKB: The one and only.
KB: Hallejulah!