YKB: We're just plowing along. Chapter five in what? Four days!
KB: If we owned Yu-Gi-Oh! Ryou wouldn't dress like a yuppie!
Ryou: I don't dress like a yuppie.
KB: And I'm a guy.
Ryou: But...you aren't!
Marik: On with the play show fic thingy!
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Five
Till It Either Backfires...
Ryou's POV
"So, Joey, what we need is plan." I said.
"Yeah, like we should go to your house and do some snogging right in front of the dude." Joey suggested.
"Yeah, that'll work." I said, "We'll have to be discreet."
"About what?" said Bakura barging in, trailing Malik who was clinging to his leg.
"This," Joey said, giving me a nice long kiss.
I heard Bakura's jaw hit the floor and Malik cheer.
"I see you're healing fine." Said Bakura, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"I guess, it would be nicer... if YOU CAME A LITTLE EARLIER! I GOT HERE OVER FIVE HOURS AGO!" I yelled in his face after pulling from away from Joey.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
"Who wants what now?!" I screamed.
Seto poked his head in. Kuso. What the heck?
"Malik, Bakura, Ryou, Joey," he said. "Mokuba's missing; did he come here?"
"Not yet, but most likely he'll show up. So do you want to come in?" I invited, doing the cute smiley thing I do.
"If you don't mind," he said. He came in and sat by Joey on the windowsill.
"So, could you describe in vivid detail what happened? Was it painful?" Malik asked.
"Actually, it was kinda ticklish being HIT BY A CAR! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?"
"Weed, quite nice, huh?" He replied happily.
He knows where I live. I'm sleeping with a bat from now on. Or with Bakura. Yummy!
"Argh! Get off my leg! Marik get your leech off my leg!" Bakura was yelling.
"I don't know . . . it seems to bother you," Marik deliberated.
"Er, Ryou, I have to talk to you . . . in private," Seto announced.
"Hey, I'll go find gifts to shower you with that seem caring but are really, really cheap!" Joey announced. "And I'll look for the small Kaiba."
He left quickly then ran back in, kissed me right in front of Kaiba. Oh yes, very discreet.
"I'm leaving, 'General Pyramid' is on soon," Bakura said. "Hey, I'll... um... I want to do something that's not evil. What's that called again? Knife?"
"Uh, nice?" I asked, seriously worried.
"That's the ticket. I'm gonna do something nice for someone other than myself. That person being Ryou." Bakura said, all smiley.
"Hey, Malik keep the weed away from Bakura next time," I cautioned.
"I didn't ... have any... Malik wouldn't... what's the word? When you let other people use your stuff for free?" Bakura asked.
"Share?" I asked.
"Yes, that one. All right, I have to leave now." Bakura said, trudging out with Malik attached to his arm.
As soon as they were gone, I remembered Seto.
"So, Seto, what can I do for you?" I asked.
"You see I like someone a lot," Seto said.
"Who?" I asked.
He mumbled something.
"Er, sorry, I can't hear you. "
"Yami," he whispered.
"WHAT?!" I cried. Seto wanted Yami who was in a relationship with Yugi! And Joey wanted Seto. Oh, the humanity!
"Yes, I'm gay, but-" Seto started.
"He's with Yugi," I said.
"Not anymore!" Yugi wailed as he trudged in. "He's with Tristan now!"
"Oh my gosh," I said. "This is turning out to be some whacked-up soap opera."
Bakura POV
"Malik, the pharoah's hikari just walked by crying." I pointed out as we left the hospital.
"Ooh, he might be in pain." Malik commented.
Great. I'm stuck with a glomping psycho while having to do nice things. I hate you all.
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: Yes, we have finally updated. Thank you to my patient readers. I love you all.
KB: If we owned Yu-Gi-Oh! Ryou wouldn't dress like a yuppie!
Ryou: I don't dress like a yuppie.
KB: And I'm a guy.
Ryou: But...you aren't!
Marik: On with the play show fic thingy!
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Five
Till It Either Backfires...
Ryou's POV
"So, Joey, what we need is plan." I said.
"Yeah, like we should go to your house and do some snogging right in front of the dude." Joey suggested.
"Yeah, that'll work." I said, "We'll have to be discreet."
"About what?" said Bakura barging in, trailing Malik who was clinging to his leg.
"This," Joey said, giving me a nice long kiss.
I heard Bakura's jaw hit the floor and Malik cheer.
"I see you're healing fine." Said Bakura, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"I guess, it would be nicer... if YOU CAME A LITTLE EARLIER! I GOT HERE OVER FIVE HOURS AGO!" I yelled in his face after pulling from away from Joey.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
"Who wants what now?!" I screamed.
Seto poked his head in. Kuso. What the heck?
"Malik, Bakura, Ryou, Joey," he said. "Mokuba's missing; did he come here?"
"Not yet, but most likely he'll show up. So do you want to come in?" I invited, doing the cute smiley thing I do.
"If you don't mind," he said. He came in and sat by Joey on the windowsill.
"So, could you describe in vivid detail what happened? Was it painful?" Malik asked.
"Actually, it was kinda ticklish being HIT BY A CAR! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?"
"Weed, quite nice, huh?" He replied happily.
He knows where I live. I'm sleeping with a bat from now on. Or with Bakura. Yummy!
"Argh! Get off my leg! Marik get your leech off my leg!" Bakura was yelling.
"I don't know . . . it seems to bother you," Marik deliberated.
"Er, Ryou, I have to talk to you . . . in private," Seto announced.
"Hey, I'll go find gifts to shower you with that seem caring but are really, really cheap!" Joey announced. "And I'll look for the small Kaiba."
He left quickly then ran back in, kissed me right in front of Kaiba. Oh yes, very discreet.
"I'm leaving, 'General Pyramid' is on soon," Bakura said. "Hey, I'll... um... I want to do something that's not evil. What's that called again? Knife?"
"Uh, nice?" I asked, seriously worried.
"That's the ticket. I'm gonna do something nice for someone other than myself. That person being Ryou." Bakura said, all smiley.
"Hey, Malik keep the weed away from Bakura next time," I cautioned.
"I didn't ... have any... Malik wouldn't... what's the word? When you let other people use your stuff for free?" Bakura asked.
"Share?" I asked.
"Yes, that one. All right, I have to leave now." Bakura said, trudging out with Malik attached to his arm.
As soon as they were gone, I remembered Seto.
"So, Seto, what can I do for you?" I asked.
"You see I like someone a lot," Seto said.
"Who?" I asked.
He mumbled something.
"Er, sorry, I can't hear you. "
"Yami," he whispered.
"WHAT?!" I cried. Seto wanted Yami who was in a relationship with Yugi! And Joey wanted Seto. Oh, the humanity!
"Yes, I'm gay, but-" Seto started.
"He's with Yugi," I said.
"Not anymore!" Yugi wailed as he trudged in. "He's with Tristan now!"
"Oh my gosh," I said. "This is turning out to be some whacked-up soap opera."
Bakura POV
"Malik, the pharoah's hikari just walked by crying." I pointed out as we left the hospital.
"Ooh, he might be in pain." Malik commented.
Great. I'm stuck with a glomping psycho while having to do nice things. I hate you all.
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: Yes, we have finally updated. Thank you to my patient readers. I love you all.