KB: Okay, we will update as we quick as we can next time. Sorry Grave Robbers Aman. I did not fall of the face of the planet but I did have a major stress out over all the stuff going down in my life. But--
YKB: WE're fine now so let's hit it off with the next chappie of 'I Got Hit By a Car.'
KB: Wait, thanks to all the reviewers who have reviewed previous chapters. Thanks for the latest reviews GraveRobbers Aman, Kami Beverly, and my thought-helper Hioga-chan.
YKB: We don't own the characters...legally.
KB: Some people may be confused but...
YKB: we have this chapters couples:
Yami & Tristan (Gag!)
Mokuba & Yugi
Ryou & Joey
Malik & Bakura
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Six
Or It Just Doesn't Work
Ryou POV
I ended up getting driven home by Seto. Twelve hours and twenty seven f***ing minutes after getting clearance to leave. Thank Ra, I'm goin' home.
"So, how do I get Yami to notice me?"
I banged my head on the side of the car for a couple of minutes then glared at Seto.
"Maybe, I should do something nice for him?" Seto suggested.
"Do you have a gun?"
"What?! No, I'm not gonna give you a gun! Do you know how many times a CEO gets shot at?"
"I'm not a CEO."
"Still. It's a very large number. What did I do to deserve to die?"
"I'm not killing you."
"I understand the mutt is annoying--"
"Not him. Me. If another person asks me about a stupid relationship--"
"We're here. Is that you, Yugi?"
Seto had stopped the car in front of my home with a Yugi with huge eyes standing there.
"I thought you left the hospital after we did. How are you ON MY LAWN?" I demanded thoroughly confused.
"Um...through the Shadow Realm? Or some...loophole...like that." Yugi explained. Then he began wailing.
"Stupid Yami! Stupid Tristan! I hate, no I REALLY, REALLY HATE them. Backstabbers! Bakas!"
"Yami's with Tristan. It will make this pretty interesting." Seto commented.
"Uh, let's go inside. I don't want Yugi to flood the lawn."
"So, he should flood your house?" Seto said.
"Why me? What did I do to DESERVE THIS?!" I screamed, banging my head against the car loudly and, might I add, painfully.
"Maybe the car accident has gotten to your head." Seto said, sceptical of any sanity I might have.
"Let's...sniff...get him inside...sob, wail," Yugi cried.
The two helped me in. Great, now I have an eye twitch. Maybe I should move to Minnesota with Bakura and change my name to something very American like Juan or Jose.
(A/N: I had to make fun of the fact that of all the names I've seen on the American Yu-Gi-Oh! show have kinda gone to being American. Except Yugi but that's kinda ... necessary. But the ENGLISH TRANSFER STUDENT IS NAMED RYOU BAKURA. Sounds REALLY English to me.)
I sat on the couch between Yugi and Seto. (A/N: Yummy bishies all lined up.)
"Okay, let's see. Seto you want Yami because...?" I wondered.
"Um...plot purposes I guess?" Seto replied.
Kitsune Baka appears wearing an orange bathrobe over a lime and maroon school-girl outfit like Kagome(A/N: Guess what? Inu-Yasha we own. YKB: No we don't but all I have to say is all hail Shippo!)
"Yo, you. First of all put more effort into your job. I could put you in a coupling with Pegasus. Or... worse..."
"What's worse than that?" Seto inquire.
"Worst of all... Tea..."
"I'll do anything. Please, not that."
Suddenly, everyone hears a loud crash. We run outside to find Tea...pieces of Tea strewn about the street.
"She's dead?" Kitsune Baka asked quietly.
"Oh, no," Yami Kitsune Baka said appearing.
"What?" Yugi, Seto, and I asked.
"We wanted to have a long, drawn-out death scene but this works."
"Well, anyway... we'll leave you to sort out your little love shape."
The two authoresses disappeared.
"Okay.........." I said. "Seto, all I have to say is no. Yugi, I'm helpin' you get Yami back. First,..."
Suddenly, there were noises coming from the kitchen.
"Harder," Malik said.
"I'm...uh...trying..." Bakura groaned.
We sat dumbstruck.
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: How'd ya like it?
KB: TEA'S dead!
YKB: Thank RA and dear old KHARL.
KB: We'll be starting a new fic soon. Maybe we should try to finish this first.
YKB: Review and tell us. Love ya all!
YKB: WE're fine now so let's hit it off with the next chappie of 'I Got Hit By a Car.'
KB: Wait, thanks to all the reviewers who have reviewed previous chapters. Thanks for the latest reviews GraveRobbers Aman, Kami Beverly, and my thought-helper Hioga-chan.
YKB: We don't own the characters...legally.
KB: Some people may be confused but...
YKB: we have this chapters couples:
Yami & Tristan (Gag!)
Mokuba & Yugi
Ryou & Joey
Malik & Bakura
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Six
Or It Just Doesn't Work
Ryou POV
I ended up getting driven home by Seto. Twelve hours and twenty seven f***ing minutes after getting clearance to leave. Thank Ra, I'm goin' home.
"So, how do I get Yami to notice me?"
I banged my head on the side of the car for a couple of minutes then glared at Seto.
"Maybe, I should do something nice for him?" Seto suggested.
"Do you have a gun?"
"What?! No, I'm not gonna give you a gun! Do you know how many times a CEO gets shot at?"
"I'm not a CEO."
"Still. It's a very large number. What did I do to deserve to die?"
"I'm not killing you."
"I understand the mutt is annoying--"
"Not him. Me. If another person asks me about a stupid relationship--"
"We're here. Is that you, Yugi?"
Seto had stopped the car in front of my home with a Yugi with huge eyes standing there.
"I thought you left the hospital after we did. How are you ON MY LAWN?" I demanded thoroughly confused.
"Um...through the Shadow Realm? Or some...loophole...like that." Yugi explained. Then he began wailing.
"Stupid Yami! Stupid Tristan! I hate, no I REALLY, REALLY HATE them. Backstabbers! Bakas!"
"Yami's with Tristan. It will make this pretty interesting." Seto commented.
"Uh, let's go inside. I don't want Yugi to flood the lawn."
"So, he should flood your house?" Seto said.
"Why me? What did I do to DESERVE THIS?!" I screamed, banging my head against the car loudly and, might I add, painfully.
"Maybe the car accident has gotten to your head." Seto said, sceptical of any sanity I might have.
"Let's...sniff...get him inside...sob, wail," Yugi cried.
The two helped me in. Great, now I have an eye twitch. Maybe I should move to Minnesota with Bakura and change my name to something very American like Juan or Jose.
(A/N: I had to make fun of the fact that of all the names I've seen on the American Yu-Gi-Oh! show have kinda gone to being American. Except Yugi but that's kinda ... necessary. But the ENGLISH TRANSFER STUDENT IS NAMED RYOU BAKURA. Sounds REALLY English to me.)
I sat on the couch between Yugi and Seto. (A/N: Yummy bishies all lined up.)
"Okay, let's see. Seto you want Yami because...?" I wondered.
"Um...plot purposes I guess?" Seto replied.
Kitsune Baka appears wearing an orange bathrobe over a lime and maroon school-girl outfit like Kagome(A/N: Guess what? Inu-Yasha we own. YKB: No we don't but all I have to say is all hail Shippo!)
"Yo, you. First of all put more effort into your job. I could put you in a coupling with Pegasus. Or... worse..."
"What's worse than that?" Seto inquire.
"Worst of all... Tea..."
"I'll do anything. Please, not that."
Suddenly, everyone hears a loud crash. We run outside to find Tea...pieces of Tea strewn about the street.
"She's dead?" Kitsune Baka asked quietly.
"Oh, no," Yami Kitsune Baka said appearing.
"What?" Yugi, Seto, and I asked.
"We wanted to have a long, drawn-out death scene but this works."
"Well, anyway... we'll leave you to sort out your little love shape."
The two authoresses disappeared.
"Okay.........." I said. "Seto, all I have to say is no. Yugi, I'm helpin' you get Yami back. First,..."
Suddenly, there were noises coming from the kitchen.
"Harder," Malik said.
"I'm...uh...trying..." Bakura groaned.
We sat dumbstruck.
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: How'd ya like it?
KB: TEA'S dead!
YKB: Thank RA and dear old KHARL.
KB: We'll be starting a new fic soon. Maybe we should try to finish this first.
YKB: Review and tell us. Love ya all!