YKB: We're on a roll.
KB: I know. We are awesome. Thanks Cherry Red Head, GraveRobbers Aman, Hioga-chan, and the new reviewer. We're not good with names. We promise to remember next time.
YKB: Once again, this has yaoi, crazy love shapes, angst, humor, and importantly . . . Egyptian soap operas.
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Seven Jumping To Conclusions Hurts Your Legs
Ryou's POV
"Harder! C'mon!" Bakura yelled.
"Should I shake it some more?" Malik cried out.
"Yeah, shake it!"
I am going to kill the Ishtar hikari. I stormed to the kitchen but Yugi and Seto restrained me.
"Faster...uh....harder!"
"Here it comes!"
Fizz! Soda sprayed out of the kitchen doorway and I was now drenched in orange Sunkist. So were Seto and Yugi. Malik and Bakura looked at us from the doorway. Malik stared at the empty bottle for a second and hid it behind his back.
"Malik...Ishtar...I...am...going...to...kill...you!" I screamed.
Bakura POV
Ryou's face went somewhat red and he bared his teeth. Ooh, scary. And kinda cute. But...am I gay? I'm not sure. I've never really had a thing for girls. Then again there are four girls in the American version of Yu-Gi-Oh! And they're enough to make any guy go gay.
But I liked Mai. She was cool, somewhat evil. And she was pretty. So what does that make me? Half gay, half straight? Dual-sexual-attraction.
//Ryou, what's it called when Malik has a crush on both Mai and me? And his yami? And you? And pretty much any person who looks nice?//
\\ Overactive hormones. And since it's Malik, dead.\\
I blinked. Ryou was strangling Malik.
To save Malik or not to save Malik. That's a no-brainer.
"Hey, Ry-chan. Think about how nice it'll be in jail once they find Malik dead.
Thump! Malik lay choking on the ground.
"Thanks, Kura-chan!" he said, attaching himself to my leg.
"Get off me! I don't like you! I'm not even sure I'm gay! Ah, why me? If I went out with a guy it would be my own hikari!"
"Really?" Ryou asked, his eyes shiny-sparkly.
"Yes, this is a yaoi fic, correct?"
Ryou POV
I am so glad I was strong and fought my suicidal urges. My eyes were all sparkly-shiny, I could tell because Bakura's eyes reflected them.
Seto POV
Sparkly-shiny? I take it Ryou has a thing for Bakura. Maybe if I helped them together, Ryou would help me get together with Yami.
Yugi POV
Okay, now I miss Yami. DIE TRISTAN! Uh, oh, homicidal urges.
Ryou POV
Perfect.
Bakura POV
Okay, the eyes are starting to freak me out.
Seto POV
Just a little nudge in the right direction, I thought pushing Ryou into Bakura.
Ryou POV
All of a sudden, I was falling to my yami. Catch me, oh yay!
Bakura POV
Is he literally lunging into me?
Joey POV
I'll just sneak into Ryou's house and surprise him. Hey, is Ryou falling into Bakura? Who cares, there's a Seto staring opportunity!
Seto POV
Yami, here I come!
Yugi POV
Maybe I'll use arsenic...
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: On that happy note...
KB: We are unhappy to announce Chapter ten of Price of Pride has changed itself into a shortcut so I can't access it. Sorry, but I'll see if I can upload it anyway.
YKB: Apparently we can't because the target is screwed up. Okay, Millennium Items I'd like to see them fix a computer.
KB: I know. We are awesome. Thanks Cherry Red Head, GraveRobbers Aman, Hioga-chan, and the new reviewer. We're not good with names. We promise to remember next time.
YKB: Once again, this has yaoi, crazy love shapes, angst, humor, and importantly . . . Egyptian soap operas.
I Got Hit By a Car
Chapter Seven Jumping To Conclusions Hurts Your Legs
Ryou's POV
"Harder! C'mon!" Bakura yelled.
"Should I shake it some more?" Malik cried out.
"Yeah, shake it!"
I am going to kill the Ishtar hikari. I stormed to the kitchen but Yugi and Seto restrained me.
"Faster...uh....harder!"
"Here it comes!"
Fizz! Soda sprayed out of the kitchen doorway and I was now drenched in orange Sunkist. So were Seto and Yugi. Malik and Bakura looked at us from the doorway. Malik stared at the empty bottle for a second and hid it behind his back.
"Malik...Ishtar...I...am...going...to...kill...you!" I screamed.
Bakura POV
Ryou's face went somewhat red and he bared his teeth. Ooh, scary. And kinda cute. But...am I gay? I'm not sure. I've never really had a thing for girls. Then again there are four girls in the American version of Yu-Gi-Oh! And they're enough to make any guy go gay.
But I liked Mai. She was cool, somewhat evil. And she was pretty. So what does that make me? Half gay, half straight? Dual-sexual-attraction.
//Ryou, what's it called when Malik has a crush on both Mai and me? And his yami? And you? And pretty much any person who looks nice?//
\\ Overactive hormones. And since it's Malik, dead.\\
I blinked. Ryou was strangling Malik.
To save Malik or not to save Malik. That's a no-brainer.
"Hey, Ry-chan. Think about how nice it'll be in jail once they find Malik dead.
Thump! Malik lay choking on the ground.
"Thanks, Kura-chan!" he said, attaching himself to my leg.
"Get off me! I don't like you! I'm not even sure I'm gay! Ah, why me? If I went out with a guy it would be my own hikari!"
"Really?" Ryou asked, his eyes shiny-sparkly.
"Yes, this is a yaoi fic, correct?"
Ryou POV
I am so glad I was strong and fought my suicidal urges. My eyes were all sparkly-shiny, I could tell because Bakura's eyes reflected them.
Seto POV
Sparkly-shiny? I take it Ryou has a thing for Bakura. Maybe if I helped them together, Ryou would help me get together with Yami.
Yugi POV
Okay, now I miss Yami. DIE TRISTAN! Uh, oh, homicidal urges.
Ryou POV
Perfect.
Bakura POV
Okay, the eyes are starting to freak me out.
Seto POV
Just a little nudge in the right direction, I thought pushing Ryou into Bakura.
Ryou POV
All of a sudden, I was falling to my yami. Catch me, oh yay!
Bakura POV
Is he literally lunging into me?
Joey POV
I'll just sneak into Ryou's house and surprise him. Hey, is Ryou falling into Bakura? Who cares, there's a Seto staring opportunity!
Seto POV
Yami, here I come!
Yugi POV
Maybe I'll use arsenic...
TO BE CONTINUED...
YKB: On that happy note...
KB: We are unhappy to announce Chapter ten of Price of Pride has changed itself into a shortcut so I can't access it. Sorry, but I'll see if I can upload it anyway.
YKB: Apparently we can't because the target is screwed up. Okay, Millennium Items I'd like to see them fix a computer.