An orc trying to be a regular elf!!!!
"Has the world gone mad?" Leggy said with a confused look on his face.
The next day Leggy heard all the other elves were having other elves and humans over. So Leggy decided he wanted to invite people over so he invited Aragorn, Gimli, Gollum, Frodo, Sam, Faramir, Gandalf, Merry and Pippen.
When everyone arrived it was twelve P.M. They decided they were going to play poker. Merry won twelve packs of Lembas bread. Gollum won five fishes. Frodo won seven packs of Old Toby the finest weed in the south farthing. Aragorn won a very small knife (half an inch of a knife). Leggy won a slime-covered orc.
After they finished playing poker they decided to play Elves and orcs. Gollum Merry and Pippen were elves. The rest were orcs. The orcs won.
"Sad but true," said Merry to Pippen.
Everyone decided that they needed to play elfopoly. Leggy was a tree. Aragorn was a bow. Gollum was the arrow. Gandalf was a spotted lizard. Faramir was a shriveled leaf. Sam was a purple Pony with red polka dots. I landed on the free pony space, so I won a free pony.
The next thing they did was a scavenger hunt. The things on the list were: a golden leaf, a yellow tree or plant, a lime green wagon and the One gold Ring. The teams were Aragorn, Legoals, Gimli, Gollum and Frodo were the evil monkeys and said they would take over the jungle gyms of middle earth. The rest were the good Piggies and said they would conquer and enslave the Evil monkeys, though many people said they couldn't do it.
Through many battles the piggies and monkeys fought but one did not gain any victories over one another. So they decided after many councils to compromise. The Monkeys brought machine guns to the council and blew the piggies away so the monkeys won.
The piggies came back to life by the power of the king piggy of all Piggie's, and for revenge played spank the monkey on the computer!!! The evil monkeys heard that the good piggy where playing spank the monkey on there computer. So the evil monkeys wanted revenge on them.
The evil monkeys found the good Peggy's so they put dynamite down their filthy little throats!!!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn with an demon look on his face! The good Peggy's were not killed but all there bones are cracked. The evil monkeys hated to wait for them to get out of the hospital. So why the good Peggy's were in the hospital they planed to destroy the evil monkeys.
Before the good Peggy's sinned the piece contracted there was an epic war. After both teams got ready at the battle filed and were ready to charge into the each other's teams
"There may come a day when the world of the monkey's come crashing down but its not these day these day we fight" Said Aragorn with a warriors face.
"You shale fall you filthy little monkeys!" shouted Gandalf while charging at the monkeys.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn
"HAY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squid Gandalf.
"Not any more" said Aragorn.
Gandalf got really made.
"Beets them to the ground" said Gollum
"What is the point of these war what do we have agenst each other" Said Leggy
Everyone stopped and sheathed their swords. And went Back to Leggys house and the next game they decided to play was how many glasses of grape juice they can drink in 30 minuets. leggy got 12 glasses. Aragorn got 11 glasses. I got 14 glasses. The rest got 8 glasses. By the time they finished doing that it was time for everyone to go home.
For diner after everyone left Leggy hade the dragon he ordered yesterday.
"Has the world gone mad?" Leggy said with a confused look on his face.
The next day Leggy heard all the other elves were having other elves and humans over. So Leggy decided he wanted to invite people over so he invited Aragorn, Gimli, Gollum, Frodo, Sam, Faramir, Gandalf, Merry and Pippen.
When everyone arrived it was twelve P.M. They decided they were going to play poker. Merry won twelve packs of Lembas bread. Gollum won five fishes. Frodo won seven packs of Old Toby the finest weed in the south farthing. Aragorn won a very small knife (half an inch of a knife). Leggy won a slime-covered orc.
After they finished playing poker they decided to play Elves and orcs. Gollum Merry and Pippen were elves. The rest were orcs. The orcs won.
"Sad but true," said Merry to Pippen.
Everyone decided that they needed to play elfopoly. Leggy was a tree. Aragorn was a bow. Gollum was the arrow. Gandalf was a spotted lizard. Faramir was a shriveled leaf. Sam was a purple Pony with red polka dots. I landed on the free pony space, so I won a free pony.
The next thing they did was a scavenger hunt. The things on the list were: a golden leaf, a yellow tree or plant, a lime green wagon and the One gold Ring. The teams were Aragorn, Legoals, Gimli, Gollum and Frodo were the evil monkeys and said they would take over the jungle gyms of middle earth. The rest were the good Piggies and said they would conquer and enslave the Evil monkeys, though many people said they couldn't do it.
Through many battles the piggies and monkeys fought but one did not gain any victories over one another. So they decided after many councils to compromise. The Monkeys brought machine guns to the council and blew the piggies away so the monkeys won.
The piggies came back to life by the power of the king piggy of all Piggie's, and for revenge played spank the monkey on the computer!!! The evil monkeys heard that the good piggy where playing spank the monkey on there computer. So the evil monkeys wanted revenge on them.
The evil monkeys found the good Peggy's so they put dynamite down their filthy little throats!!!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn with an demon look on his face! The good Peggy's were not killed but all there bones are cracked. The evil monkeys hated to wait for them to get out of the hospital. So why the good Peggy's were in the hospital they planed to destroy the evil monkeys.
Before the good Peggy's sinned the piece contracted there was an epic war. After both teams got ready at the battle filed and were ready to charge into the each other's teams
"There may come a day when the world of the monkey's come crashing down but its not these day these day we fight" Said Aragorn with a warriors face.
"You shale fall you filthy little monkeys!" shouted Gandalf while charging at the monkeys.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Aragorn
"HAY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squid Gandalf.
"Not any more" said Aragorn.
Gandalf got really made.
"Beets them to the ground" said Gollum
"What is the point of these war what do we have agenst each other" Said Leggy
Everyone stopped and sheathed their swords. And went Back to Leggys house and the next game they decided to play was how many glasses of grape juice they can drink in 30 minuets. leggy got 12 glasses. Aragorn got 11 glasses. I got 14 glasses. The rest got 8 glasses. By the time they finished doing that it was time for everyone to go home.
For diner after everyone left Leggy hade the dragon he ordered yesterday.