The next day when Legolas woke up he turned on the TV and there was an ad for a job at the candy shop for two, either elves, men, orcs, wizards or Dwarfs. Legolas called Aragorn and tolled Aragorn about it. When Aragorn and Legolas got there the manager saw them and ran screaming. Then Legolas remembered what happened when he was 500 years old. He and his mother went to the candy shop the first day it opened and when they entered in Legolas ran and destroyed the place and almost killed the manager of the shop, which had a hard time trying to hire another manager afterwards.
Aragorn found the manager hiding under the checkout counter.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the manager
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Screamed Aragorn
The manager stood up.
"BACK FOWL THING" Shouted the manager
When that happened a huge wave of wind blue Aragorn back! Aragorn and legolas ran for their lives. Legolas looked back and saw the manager running after him with a sword on a horse. When the manager caught up with them he spoke to Legolas.
"I am your father!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Leggy
"Join me and I'll give you a chocolate bar," Said the manager
"A slime covered orc and I'll think about it," Said Leggy
'Ok if you will use your destructive powers of DOOM on Middle Earth so I can take it over!!" said the manager
"NEVER!" Said Leggy
Legolas kicked him off the horse.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the manager
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fell off HAHAHA!" said Leggy.
When Aragorn and Legolas got away from the candy shop they saw the all of the good piggy's and they where surrounding them, and all of them had swords.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Legolas and Aragorn
Legolas took out his handy cell phone and called the evil monkeys
"COME QUICK! THE GOOD PIGGYS ARE ABOUT TO KILL US!!!!!!"
5 seconds later
"We're gonna blade you all like stuffed pigs mwuhahahaha!" Said the evil monkeys
"Then why are you all carrying machine guns?" said the good piggys.
"Since it's getting dark, we'll meet you here tomorrow, ok?" Said the evil monkeys.
Aragorn found the manager hiding under the checkout counter.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the manager
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Screamed Aragorn
The manager stood up.
"BACK FOWL THING" Shouted the manager
When that happened a huge wave of wind blue Aragorn back! Aragorn and legolas ran for their lives. Legolas looked back and saw the manager running after him with a sword on a horse. When the manager caught up with them he spoke to Legolas.
"I am your father!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Leggy
"Join me and I'll give you a chocolate bar," Said the manager
"A slime covered orc and I'll think about it," Said Leggy
'Ok if you will use your destructive powers of DOOM on Middle Earth so I can take it over!!" said the manager
"NEVER!" Said Leggy
Legolas kicked him off the horse.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the manager
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fell off HAHAHA!" said Leggy.
When Aragorn and Legolas got away from the candy shop they saw the all of the good piggy's and they where surrounding them, and all of them had swords.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Legolas and Aragorn
Legolas took out his handy cell phone and called the evil monkeys
"COME QUICK! THE GOOD PIGGYS ARE ABOUT TO KILL US!!!!!!"
5 seconds later
"We're gonna blade you all like stuffed pigs mwuhahahaha!" Said the evil monkeys
"Then why are you all carrying machine guns?" said the good piggys.
"Since it's getting dark, we'll meet you here tomorrow, ok?" Said the evil monkeys.