When Legolas woke up he got on his computer and Aragorn was on and so were all of the good piggies. Aragorn said to the good piggys "We need to have another meeting at the council of Elrond". The evil monkeys knew what that meant more MACHINE GUNS!!!!
When they got there the evil monkeys surrounded them.
"Give up or were gonna kill you all MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" said Leggy
"WE GIVES UP!" said Gollum.
Legolas and Aragorn left and went to Denethor's Place For Pyromaniacs. Legolas bought a banner for his room and 904,963,465,842,746,634,634,685 packages of fireworks. And Aragorn bought 953,634,365,258,575,465,764,169,357 packages of fireworks.
Then they found the good piggies and they shoved all of the packages down their throats and lit Legolas's arrows on fire and Leggy shot them.
CAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 hours later
The good piggies came back with machine guns and killed balloons with Legolas and Aragorn's faces on them. After the war was over Legolas wanted to go on a vacation. He and Aragorn left for Hobbiton on the way there Legolas saw a mall he have never seen before.
He parked his wagon and ran toward it.
"Why do you want to go in so bad?" said Aragorn
"I need a makeover." answered leggy
When they got to the door
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Leggy
When they got there the evil monkeys surrounded them.
"Give up or were gonna kill you all MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" said Leggy
"WE GIVES UP!" said Gollum.
Legolas and Aragorn left and went to Denethor's Place For Pyromaniacs. Legolas bought a banner for his room and 904,963,465,842,746,634,634,685 packages of fireworks. And Aragorn bought 953,634,365,258,575,465,764,169,357 packages of fireworks.
Then they found the good piggies and they shoved all of the packages down their throats and lit Legolas's arrows on fire and Leggy shot them.
CAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 hours later
The good piggies came back with machine guns and killed balloons with Legolas and Aragorn's faces on them. After the war was over Legolas wanted to go on a vacation. He and Aragorn left for Hobbiton on the way there Legolas saw a mall he have never seen before.
He parked his wagon and ran toward it.
"Why do you want to go in so bad?" said Aragorn
"I need a makeover." answered leggy
When they got to the door
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Leggy