Disclaimer: I do not own the Xmen….. I would be so freaking rich.. Do I look rich to you?? Huh Huh?? Huh?? I don't hear any answers!… Oh and I don't own the songs either… :p

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Recap: The brotherhood is bored, they decide to have a party. They agree on inviting Rogue and the Acolytes (* cuz they can*). Jean gets frozen in the swimming pool, Kitty has a shrill voice and Toad got smacked around a bit.. . Well now that ya'll are up to date, let us continue!!

Oh yeah in case you're wondering " Who's Lambchop" : There used to be a show called Lambchop and Friends, which featured a talking lamb and horse (* they were puppets) and they always sang stupid songs. It was very annoying and amusing at the same time.

ON WITH THE STORY!!

Let us Party!

Chapter 2

" This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends!.."

" SHUT UP!!"

Remy sat in the living room, rubbing his throbbing temples. John had been singing that song for well over three hours now. Even after being threatened with death numerous times by himself, Sabretooth, Colossus (* who's usually a quiet passive guy), and even Magneto! But no, the little fire bug just had to keep on singing that damn song.. Damn Lambchop! Why did they have to make such a song? If he ever got his hands on that damn sheep, he swore that he would blow her from her ass on up!

" Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.. And they continue singing it no

matter just because this is the song that doesn't end…."

" DAT'S IT!!"

Remy lunged at Pyro who was currently dancing around the house in neon pink boxers.

" Woah, mate calm down!"

" DIE!"

" AAAHHH!!!"

Colossus was about to reach over to stop Remy from killing John but the phone rang. Reaching over, he answered.

" Hello?"

" Hey Colossus."

" Oh, hi Wanda, hows it going?"

" Fine, anyways can you put John on the phone?"

Suddenly a high pitched scream and explosion rang into Wanda's ears.

" WOAH CALM DOWN REMY!!"

* Crash! * BOOM!*

" Hey mate, if you keep going like this ya gonna blow up the whole house AAAHH!!.."

* BOOM!!*

~ silence~

" Ha you missed mate!! This is the song that never ends, it goes on and AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

* CRASH!! * BOOM!!*

~ silence~

Shaking his head, Colossus turned back to the phone.

" Err.. Yeah he's kind of busy right now, can I take a message?"

" Oh, uh.. Yeah.. We're kind of having a party and we were wondering if you'd want to come.."

" Okay, let me ask the others."

" Ok."

Colossus turned to face the other boys. John was on the floor being half suffocated with a pillow with Remy sitting on him with a maniacal look on his face. Sabretooth had shit himself from laughing so hard and he was currently waddling towards the bathroom.

" Uh Guys, Wanda wants to know if you would like to go to a party?"

" When?" asked a half dead Pyro.

Colossus shrugged and turned back to the phone.

" When?"

" Tonight."

" Oh."

Turning back to the men, he answered.

" Tonight."

Remy, who was still attempting to smother John, gave a thumbs up. Then a muffled voice came out from under the pillow.

" HMMMWFCONNIMINGG.."

" What?, Remy lift up the pillow."

" No."

" Remy.."

" But he'll start singin' again, and Remy has had enough of de damn song dat never ends!"

" Remy.." As he spoke Colossus began to transform into his metallic form.

" Fine, no need t' get all hostile wit' Remy."

Remy lifted the pillow from John's head. John laid on the ground wide-eyed and gasping heavily for breath.

" So what did you say John."

John looked up before answering.

" Oh yeah, who's goin' to be there?"

Colossus turned back to the phone.

" Who's going to be there?"

" Well, it's going to be us you know: Toad, Lance, Pietro, Tabitha and we decided on inviting

Rogue."

" Ok."

Colossus turned back to the others.

" She says it's going to be Toad, Lance, Pietro, Tabitha, and the X chick Rogue."

Remy cocked his handsome eyebrow suggestively while John stared at Colossus strangely.

" They're inviting those X Geeks, have those mates lost their minds?"

Colossus shook his head.

" I said an Xman, they just invited Rogue."

" Why?"

" Why should it matter to you John?"

John pulled himself up from the ground.

" I don't know about you mate but I don't want to listen to some goody-good spout crap

about how its great to be on the side of good."

Remy glared at John hatefully. Then decided to take it back considering the fact that John could have an argument with the toaster oven proved that his opinion couldn't be worth much of anything. Wanda had overheard what John had said and huffed onto the phone.

" Tell John that Rogue isn't a "goody-good" and she's invited because she's the only

cool one out of the entire Xmen."

" Wanda told me to tell you John, that Rogue is not a goody-good and she'll kick your ass

for saying she was."

" Hey I didn't say that.."

John yanked the phone from Colossus's grasp. Who was grinning insanely.

" What do you mean you'll kick my arse Shiela?"

Wanda hissed into the phone and magically sent a hex bolt to John. (A/N: I really do like John, I just felt like torturing him don't know why)

" Oww… Bloody Hell what was that for?"

" Being a dumb ass, so.. Are you coming or what?"

" Sure I guess."

" Good, the party starts at 10."

" Alright."

" Buhbye."

With that, Wanda hung up the phone and turned to face the other Brotherhood members.

" Everything is set, now Lance do you have the good shit?"

Lance held up a bag that looked strangely like weed.

" Have I ever disappointed you?"

" Yes."

" Well I didn't this time, so there.."

Wanda sat crosslegged on the floor and placed her fingertips together.

" Excellent." (A/N: copied from Mr. Burns *Simpsons*)

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Rogue began to head out of the X mansion when all of the sudden she was stopped by Scott Summers. He was livid, he had just found out that the perfect Jean Grey was frozen at the bottom of the swimming pool. Alive but still frozen.

" Rogue how could you do that to Jean?"

" Easy just throw her into the pool and use Bobby's powers to freeze the water."

Scott threw his hands into the air dramatically.

" You know that attacking other teammates is forbidden."

" And?"

" And, attacking precious perfect… errr.. Jean is breaking rules."

Rogue dismissed him with her hand and precede to walk out the mansion.

" What can ah say, Ah'm a rebel against society."

Scott's pea-sized brain was incapable of comprehending what Rogue had just said. Who would deliberately disobey orders. The pressure of thinking got to much for the little neutered puppy so his head exploded. Rogue walked away unflinching while laughing hysterically.

Then she hotwired Scott' s Mercedes Benz and drove through the X-gate.

" Hmm… what should I get first?"

Magically, a list appeared into her hand.

" Hmm.. I need beer, cigs, a bag of Fritos, and a bong.. Wait a bong?"

Just like before, the items magically appeared in the car. (A/N: yeah she's been watching Harry Potter too much)

Speeding the car down the street, she managed to arrive at the Brotherhood house in less than five minutes.

" Good thing ah took those race car driving classes."

Stepping out of the car and balancing the items in her arms, she knocked upon the door. The minute her fist touched the door, it fell in. Revealing an astonished looking Tabitha and a flabbergasted Toad. Both Tabitha and Toad immediately ran up to Rogue and grabbed the beer and stuff. Then Rogue picked up on an argument between Lance and Pietro.

" I-am-a-way-better-kisser-than-you!"

" No your not!"

" Are too!"

" Are not!"

Rogue waved at them, which interrupted their argument.

" Hey Roguey!"

" Hey Pietro."

Lance had walked out of the room and came back with a beer in hand. Then he glanced at the broken door.

" So are you gonna fix the door?"

" Nope."

" Oh.. Oh well."

Toad burst into the room holding the bag of Fritos.

" Rogue you are my savior, yo!"

Rogue bowed dramatically and walked into the living room. Flopping onto the couch, she grabbed the remote and turned to one of the music channels.

" So when does this party get started?"

Everyone shrugged and stared at Rogue.

" What?"

Pietro sped up beside Rogue.

" So-you-can-touch-now-huh?"

" What?"

" So you can touch now?"

Rogue shifted uncomfortably under his stupid gaze.

" Yeah, so?.."

Suddenly Pietro and Lance grabbed her and led her into the middle of the room.

" What the hell are ya'll doing?"

" Settling a contest."

Placing her hands on her hips, she smirked.

" What kind of contest?"

" Which one of us is the better kisser contest."

Rogue frowned.

" So what does that have to do with me?"

" Your-are-the-judge."

" What?"

" You are the judge."

" What?!"

Lance grabbed Rogue shoulders.

" Pucker up Roguey!"

Before Lance placed his lips on Rogue, Cajun music erupted through the house. Turning, they saw everyone's favorite character: Remy LeBeau standing in the doorway. His trench coat billowing dramatically in the wind, that seemed to come out of nowhere.

" Now y' wouldn't be startin' no kissin' contest wit'out Remy, would y'?"

Tabitha swooped over to Remy and linked her arm with his.

" Now why would we do such a thing like that, now pucker up Remy ol' boy!"

Tabitha closed her eyes and scrunched her lips into a kissy-kiss fashion. Remy raised an eyebrow and carefully slipped his arm away from the crazy girl's. Then he waltzed over to where Rogue stood looking on with confusion. Cajun herbs and spices wafted through the air as he got closer to Rogue.

" Now let's see if Remy still be havin' his touch."

With their lips only inches apart Remy leaned down to kiss Rogue, he was suddenly stopped by a light tapping on his shoulder. Irritated, Remy turned to see Lance, Pietro, John, and Colossus glaring at him. They all seemed to be lined up behind Rogue.

" You-can't-cut-cajun-there's-a-line!"

" What?"

" You can't cut, there's a line!"

Sighing, Remy walked to the back of the line. He watched as Lance made an attempt to woo the young goth. She merely shook her head and smiled. Then came Pietro, who had dipped her dramatically by holding one arm around her waist while her arms were wrapped around his neck. When they pulled up, Rogue waved her hand dismissively.

"Well that was different."

After that came John , who decided to make little fire hearts around their heads as he attempted to make the goth enticed by his firey nature. Once more she turned him down but not before asking him to refrain from burning her hair.

Colossus suddenly chickened out and skipped out of the house. Then it began to rain and he rusted out in the driveway. And everyone had a nice long laugh.

Finally it was Remy's turn. Rogue turned and was struck with fascination as his heavily scented cologne wafted into her nose. He gazed down upon her with his red on onyx eyes. Her emerald green eyes seemed to bear into his soul and slowly take apart the insecurities that held within his heart. Remy leaned in and at first lightly brushed up against her lips, then finally he engulfed her mouth passionately with his. It was pure bliss even though it lasted for maybe only a few seconds. When they pulled back both of them were breathless.

" DAMN…."

Turning, Both Rogue and Remy were greeted with the entire occupancy of the household, minus Colossus who was still rusting out on the driveway. They had mysteriously popped popcorn and were all gathered on the couch watching them intently. Toad was the first to speak up.

" That was like a made for t.v. moment, yo."

Everyone nodded in agreement. Suddenly Lance and Pietro stood up.

" So-who-won-the-contest?"

" WHAT?!"

" So who won the contest?"

Rogue gave her best impression of hard thinking before answering.

" Well I would have to say in first place is Remy LeBeau.."

" Remy knew it… "

" SHUT UP!"

" And in second place would be John Allerdyce…"

" Hey!, I lost to the Cajun?"

" In third place was, Pietro Maximoff.."

" I-just-got-beaten-by-a-swamp-rat-and-a-pyromaniac."

" In fourth place, Lance Alvers.."

Everyone laughed at Lance because he had last place. Lance sulked in the corner of the room while Wanda whipped up with another idea.

" Let's play truth or dare.."

" Why?"

" I don't know, the author told me to say that…"

" So?"

Roguesheart suddenly pops into the story, her face contorted with anger.

" DO IT NOW!!"

" Fine shiela, don't get y're panties in a bind."

" YOU DO KNOW I HAVE TH E POWER TO KILL YOU RIGHT?!"

" Eep.. Yes.. We shall play Truth or Dare."

" GOOD."

Then Roguesheart leaves the story and allows the characteres to continue with their daily lives.

" So.. How we be doin' dis?"

Rogue whipped out Tequila and seven shot glasses.

" Whoever says truth or doesn't follow through with a dare must take a shot of Tequila."

Then Lance whips out with his bag of "medical" marijuana.

" And has to take a lovely sniff of this."

Rogue scratched her head.

" That might have been why a bong was on my list earlier."

" Huh?"

" Nevermind."

Remy wrapped his arm around Rogue's waist, and with his other hand he waved it dramatically.

" Let the games begin."

" Let's play twister.."

" Okay Toad, where the hell did that come from?"

" Nowhere Sweetums… AAAAAHHH!!"

* CRASH!*

Hello.. Yeah this was a weird chapter. Anyhoo, things shall get even more funnier from here on out. Put a bit of Romyness in there as you read. Yeah, this is kinda taking a 70's Show, theme..kinda. Oh well that's life. PLEASE REVIEW!! PLEASE REVIEW!! *grovels*

~Roguesheart~