Disclaimer: I do not own the Xmen….. I would be so freaking rich.. Do I look rich to you?? Huh Huh?? Huh?? I don't hear any answers!… Oh and I don't own the songs either… :p

Why Hello.. I am RoguesHeart. I am the purveyor of this well-regarded fan fiction story. I shall bring to you Jean Bashing, Scott Bashing, and other people I hate Bashing. Remy is hot. Rogue is cool. John is nuts. Colossus becomes a bailiff. Jean has a broken nose. Scott needs freedom. YAY!! REVIEWS!! Thanks to: Floods-Evo, Ishandahalf, Star of Chaos, and Hyper Rogue.

Recap: Jean is put on trial. Colossus breaks her nose. Remy throws tomatoes. Scott hates Jean's sorry ass. Life is perfect now that the jury shall decide on Jean's torturous death. Let us CONTINUE!!!. . .

Let us Party

Chapter 4: Cliffs and Stolen Jeeps

The icy wind whipped through the air, causing for violent chills to course up Jean Grey's spine.

" Please Rogue.. Think about this."

" No,The time for thinking is OVER!"

Rogue stood behind Jean, holding onto the rope that was wrapped around Jean's waist. Remy stood on her right side clutching several tomatoes and Scott stood on her left grinning madly. Jean stared up at Scott with wide puppy dog eyes.

" Scott…"

Scott raised his hand slapped her across her face.

" Shut up, it's my turn now!"

Jean glanced frantically around at the surrounding group.

" Please…"

Pietro popped his head up from the crowd.

" Let's drop her."

The others nodded in agreement and began to chant.

Drop her!… Drop her!…. Drop her!!…. Drop her!!…

Rogue smiled malevolently, eyes twinkling with mischief.

" Well ya heard the verdict.."

Remy took his place behind Rogue. Then he leaned down to whisper something in her ear.

" Chere?.."

" Yes."

" Remy be havin' some spare tomatoes, y' wan' Remy t' get rid of dem?"

Rogue stepped to the side to allow for Remy to "get rid" of the spare vegetables (a/n: or are they fruit?).

She watched as Remy charged the tomatoes and chucked them at the now prone Jean Grey. They exploded in her face, creating a juicy red mess similar to blood to splatter across her perfect wittle face. Laughter erupted from the crowd as Jean cried aloud.

Scott ran up behind her and pulled off his sunglasses, revealing two incredibly bright eye beams. Shooting the beam out, he struck her squarely in the chest sending her sailing off the rise of the cliff. Rogue and the others ran to the edge and watched her as she fell to her sudden doom. John created little fire pixie demons to follow her down to the jagged rocks below. Half of the crowd was watching Scott's major breakdown of hysterical laughter. That went like such: MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rogue snapped her fingers and turned back to face Scott. She watched as his facial expressions changed from maniacal to fear to shock. His once cool demeanor was placed with an uptight attitude. He stared down at where Jean Grey had fallen and screamed.

" Nooo, not my perfect redhaired girlfriend.. NOOOOOO!!"

With that, Scott jumped off the cliff to join his dumb ass girlfriend, who was already impaled on the bottom of the cliff floor. Everyone watched this in relative silence until they heard the thump of a body hitting the ground below.

" YAAAAY!!!"

After a few moments, the group got bored with reminiscing about Jean and Scott's death. Lance leaned up against a tree outside while Toad leapt around to avoid Wanda's death glares. John ogled his lovely little flame puppy while Tabitha amused herself by popping little energy bombs off Piotr's metallic frame. Remy and Rogue were sitting on the cliff dangling their legs over the edge gazing up at the waxing moon. Suddenly Tabitha shot up from the ground (yeah she was sitting down) and scrunched a fist into the air.

" Man, what do we do now?"

Rogue exchanged glances with Pietro.

" How about we go out into town?"

The others nodded in agreement. Todd hopped down from his new perch in the oak tree. Fred looked over at Lance.

" Can we stop off at a store first?"

" Why?"

Todd piped in.

" Man we got the munchies, yo."

Remy gracefully helped Rogue to her feet and directed her over to the car she had stolen earlier. Rogue shook her head at Remy and turned to the others.

" Let's take Lance's jeep."

Lance began to count how many people where there and refused.

" Naw man, there's too many people.."

Toad looked at the Rogue's pilfered vehicle and back at Lance's jeep.

" How about we take both cars?"

Rogue shook her head.

" No….two cars equal doubled the amount of gas which sums up to lack of money to get gas."

Lance agreed with her, gas prices were way up this year. Rogue pursed her lips and creased her eyebrows in firm concentration. Pietro began to pace the floor rapidly, trying to conjure up some kind of idea. Remy massaged Rogue's shoulders sensually to help her think. Suddenly her head snapped up, Remy glanced down at the gothic beauty and was surprised to see a wide smirk across her face.

" The X-men have a lot of jeeps."

Pietro cocked an eyebrow and his eyes glowed mischievously.

" Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Miss Rogue?"

Rogue grinned at Pietro knowingly. They knew each other long enough to actually figure out what each other were thinking.

" Let us go!!"

Remy glanced from the silver haired boy to the gothic beauty.

" Wait, Chere, go where?"

Rogue didn't answer but gestured for him to get into the passengers side of the seat. Remy obeyed and got into the car and sat next to Rogue while Pietro sat behind her. Rogue rolled down the car window and glanced out at the others, who had confused expressions.

" We'll be right back.."

With that, Rogue started the car and began to drive down West Market St. Remy turned to face Rogue.

" So what we be doin' Chere?"

Not taking her eyes off the road, she left it to Pietro to answer.

" We-are-going-to-take-a-few-jeeps-from-the-Xmen."

" Quoi? "

Pietro sighed dramatically.

" We are going to take some jeeps from the Xmen."

Remy's mouth stood agape for a moment, making Rogue laugh aloud. Remy glanced at Rogue and returned the devilish smile.

" Y' be a naughty femme, non?"

Rogue flipped her hair from her face and smirked.

" Can't be helped."

Remy leaned in and pecked her lightly on the cheek.

"Mmm…Remy like dat in his filles."

Rogue blushed slightly while Pietro scoffed quietly in the back seat. As they began to close in on the X-mansion, Rogue began to debrief the others on the plan.

"Ah will go inside and distract the X-men as long as ah can while Pietro, you get the car keys for each jeep we need. Remy , ah need ya ta sneak into the garage and choose which vehicles we need. By then, Pietro should have the keys and ya'll will drive off unnoticed. Then ah'll leave in the car we came in and all meet up back at the brotherhood."

" YES MA"AM!" they said with firm dignity.

Rogue rolled her eyes at them.

" And if by any means any part of the plan fails ah'd suggest we do a grab and run situation."

Pietro smirked.

" Grab-the-shit-and-run."

They all laughed aloud. Finally, they reached the X-mansion. Rogue parked the car at the front door, leaving the car running for immediate departure.

Rogue silently gestured for the others to hide as she began to walk into the mansion. She was immediately greeted by an overzealous Logan.

" Hey Stripes, what you doin' back so early?"

Rogue stared innocently at Logan.

" By whatever do ya mean, Wolvie?"

Logan snarled.

" I know you kid, and you just don't come home early unless somethings wrong."

Rogue rolled her eyes and began to head into the kitchen. A small gust of wind passed by her and the blur of Pietro's body alerted Rogue that the plan was now in action.

Logan sniffed the air. He could've sworn he had caught the scent of Magneto's little brat, Pietro. But the scent faded as fast as it came. Shaking it off, he focused his attention on the firey little goth who was now raiding the refrigerator.

" Stripes?"

" Yeeesss…."

" I haven't seen Red or Cyke anywhere lately, do you know where they could possibly be?"

Rogue glared back at Logan.

" Do ah look like ah really care where " little miss ah'm too good for ya" and her tightwad

Lackey are?"

Logan cracked a small smile. He had known better than to ask her such a stupid question. But one thing was getting to him. First he thought he was hallucinating the scent but he wasn't. She definitely had the smell of the Cajun on her.

" Why do you smell like Gumbo?"

Rogue shrugged and looked away from Logan.

" Must've been what ah've eaten."

" And what did you eat?"

Another breezed hit Rogue as she turned to face Logan. For a split second she saw Pietro waving at her in the kitchen doorway but when Logan turned to see who she was looking at , he was long gone.

" Well see ya Wolvie… "

Logan stared at her suspiciously.

" What did ya come here for Stripes?"

Rogue feigned mock hurt.

" Ah was checking if we had any party favors."

Logan growled, he knew that she was lying but he couldn't prove it.

" Fine then Stripes… get goin."

Rogue pecked him on the cheek and winked.

" See ya Daddy.."

Logan frowned.

" Ah ain't ya daddy.."

" Nope, but ya close enough to being one.. Buhbye Wolvie!!"

Rogue rushed out of the mansion and jumped into her car. Driving away from the mansion, she made sure to circle around several times. Finally driving back to the brotherhood, she saw two outstandingly huge jeeps parked on the front lawn.

Rogue stopped the car and got out to meet the grinning Cajun and Speedster.

" Howdy Roguey!"

Remy bowed dramatically and kissed her hand.

" We have confiscated de goods.."

Rogue smiled and patted him on the head, with her free hand.

" Good job, Swamp Rat."

Remy frowned slightly at the nickname.

" Remy don' mind y' givin' him petnames but Swamp Rat?"

Rogue shrugged.

" Y' from the Bayous right."

" Oui."

" Well that makes ya a Swamp Rat."

Remy smirked at her analogy.

" Y' from de South too.."

" Yeah so?"

" Well dat makes y' a River Rat."

" Hey…"

Rogue turned to see the others smirking. Wanda smiled at the threesome: Pietro, Remy, and Rogue.

" Sorry to interrupt but we want to get some, as Toad would say, munchies."

Rogue nodded in agreement.

" Well then let's go."

Oh yeah, new update. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOLLL!!! I shall make the next chappy now!! I LIKE CHOCOLATE COVERED CANNIBALISTIC MONKEYS!!!

Sorry, turret syndrome.. (no offense to those who has it) Anyhoo: REVIEW LIKE MAD!! REVIEW PLEASE!!

~RoguesHeart~