Disclaimer: I do not by any means own any of the Xmen, Brotherhood, the Acolytes, Magneto…blah..blah…blah…Cuz if I did I would be Freaking rich right about now! And I wouldn't be writing fan fiction about them, I would be creating this shit live!!

Why hello my esteemed fans!! I do believe that you seem to enjoy my wittle story. I like this story too, but I shall advance it far beyond the normal reaches of insanity. Mmm. . . Insanity. . . Thanks to all that reviewed!! Sorry, I don't have a chance to write down your names yet.

Recap: Jean got shot by Scott off a cliff. Scott realizes what he has done and jumps down after her. Are they dead? The world shall never know.. Anyhoo: Rogue, Remy, and Pietro steel some X-Jeeps from the X-men cuz they could (think hummer). Drive back to the brotherhood and now they all shall go out for some munchies. (A/N: I don't know why, but I don't say food.. I say munchies or munchitude)

Let Us Party! (A/N: this ain't your average party… we like to travel n' shit)

Chapter 5: Shopping down at K-Mart

They needed munchies, so they all decided to go down to the k-mart. The minute they walked into the doors, everyone was hit with an amnesia-like pulse. What did they need to get?

Rogue had carefully decided that they should split up and buy whatever they wanted (a/n: on Scott's credit card of course). The groups went as such, Group 1 contained: Rogue, Remy, Pyro, and Wanda. Group 2 consisted of: Toad, Pietro, Tabitha, Lance, Colossus, and Fred.

Rogue turned to address both groups. Her hand raised in a dignified manner.

" We are here to spend all the money off of Scott's credit card."

With saying this, Rogue magically whipped out Scott's wallet from her pocket. She began to rummage through the wallet and pulled out several different credit cards. Rogue handed each one their own credit card.

" Cool man.. I have a mastercard!!"

" Yo, never would have thought that the man had a gold card!"

" Remy has a Visa!!"

" Why-do-I-have-a-American-Express?"

" Yeah, Capital One card!!"

" Oooh…Discovery card."

Rogue nodded at them all and turned towards the electronic appliances, Remy fast on her tail.

" Wait up Chere!"

John walked up to the barbeque items with Wanda following him exasperatedly.

" John I swear if you light this store on fire…."

" HA!! HA!!! HA!!!"

Rogue rolled her eyes and continued down to the cd section. Remy roamed over to the RB section for some good "dancing" music. Rogue turned to face Remy.

" Remy?"

Remy looked up from the RB section.

" Quoi?"

" Ah think we might need a shopping cart."

Remy nodded and glanced around the store. Noticing that someone had abandoned their cart, he figured that it was justified. Finders keepers, losers weepers law applied in this situation. Sure there were some personal items in there but who cares…

He carefully pulled the cart over to where Rogue was standing with an armful of CD's. She dumped them into the cart and turned to the other aisle.

" Hey Remy, do ya want anything?"

" Oui."

" What is it?"

" You."

Rogue rolled her eyes and slapped him playfully.

" Ya horndog.."

Remy flashed a handsome smirk at her.

" Just de way y' like it eh Chere?"

Rogue placed an arm around his waist and pulled herself closer to him.

" Yup."

Remy leaned down and planted a small kiss on her cheek. Rogue smiled back up at him and

raised her free arm into the air.

" Now let us max out Scott's credit cards!!"

John stood in the aisle of barbeque grills and thought he was in heaven. Wanda glanced around skeptically.

" What are you doing John?"

John glanced over at Wanda, eyes wide with joy.

" Let's buy them all Sheila!"

" Why?"

John spun around the aisle, holding onto a small handheld grill.

" We can have a barbecue party!"

Wanda opened her mouth to disagree and rant but changed her mind. It was actually a good idea.

" Sure, that sounds cool."

John squealed loudly and grabbed a cart from a little old lady and ran back to the isle. Then he began to load the cart with at least fifty different grills from George Forman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Machine to Big Bob's Holy Moly Meat Roasting and Automatic Cow Killer.

Wanda magically whipped out a cell phone and called her brother who was on the other side of the store, in the food section. It rang for at least five minutes before Pietro picked up.

" Silver-Haired-Love-God-Speaking-Tell-Me-Your-Woes!"

" Pietro?"

" Huh, Wanda?"

" Yeah Pietro…we need meat."

" What?"

" We're going to barbeque."

" Oh, well what kind of meat?"

" Steak..Hamburgers..Sausage..Ribs…all meat under the sun."

" Even.."

" No Pietro, no hog maws or any intestinal nastiness…it is un needed and disgusting.."

" Just joking, I'll just get all the meat I can find."

" Okay then. See you later Love God."

*phone laughter*

" Hey, The ladies go for it."

" Are they retarded?"

" Ha.. Ha.., I'll see ya."

Wanda ended her call and returned her attention back to the John.

" We're getting meat..let's go."

John clasped his hand in Wanda's and they "skipped" down the aisle, passing by Rogue and Remy. Remy looked at the ecstatic John with a questioning gaze.

" What got y' so happy Homme?"

John turned to face Remy.

" We're having a barbeque, Mate!"

Rogue shook her head. She had just noticed just how many grills John had in his cart.

" We're all going to burn and die aren't we?"

Wanda glanced sympathetically at Rogue.

" Hey at least we'll die with food in our stomachs."

" True..True.., so who's getting the meat?"

John piped in his voice.

" Group 2 is getting the meat, we're in charge of everything else."

Rogue cocked an eyebrow.

" Everything else?"

Remy moved his arm around Rogue's waist and pulled her towards the Junk food aisle. Picking up a jumbo sized bag of Doritos, he smirked.

" Welcome t' de wonderful world of fatty foods!"

Rogue laughed aloud and began to fill their cart with items like: Tostitos, Pretzels,Dip, Nachos, Nacho Cheese, and other fun items like that. Remy magically found some gumbo and gumbo flavored corn chips. Wanda picked up some twinkies (a/n: mmm…Twinkies…*drools*) and grabbed a couple packs of ding dongs. John practically grabbed every item that said hot or firey on it. Rogue made sure that she got some Fritos for Toad and some barbecue flavored Pork Rinds for Fred. After their cart was filled to the brim, they decided to go and go browsing in the clothing areas until the others finished.

Remy automatically went into the women's lingerie, hoping that somehow he could manage to bribe Rogue into modeling some items for him. Rogue merely laughed and taunted him with a pair of leopard printed thongs for men.

" C'mon Rem' Rem' ya know ya wanna try this."

Remy shook his defiantly.

" Non Chere, Remy would rather see y' wear dese."

With that, Remy held up what seemed to be a crotchless panties. Rogue blushed slightly and threw a pair of socks at his head.

" Ya really are a horndog, y' know that?!"

Remy merely laughed and pulled her into a kiss.

" Can't be no o'ter way."

Laughing, they left to find the others.

**

" Pietro!"

" What?"

" How about this brand?"

" Sure, get it."

They had just finished shopping for meat and went to go buy some alcoholic beverages. They had decided on : Mike's Hard Lemonade, Daiquiri's (for the ladies), Vodka, more Tequila, Beer, Corona, Kahlula, EverClear, MoonShine, Hennessey, Grey Goose, and regular old Canadian Club. (A/N: No, I am not a drunk, that's my brother's job)

Pietro shot his head up to stare at the cart, it was filled with meat and beer. Now all they needed was desert items. Since there were some hot chicks that were going to be there, they would most likely get drunk. And if they get drunk..then who knows what could happen. He didn't particularly want to see Wanda doing anything but Rogue… now that was a different story. Rogue was hot before, she's even hotter now that she was able to touch.

That's all for the moment. Do not worry though, everyone shall be reunited in K-Mart. And then the funniness shall continue!! There will be some havoc reeked against some Friends of Humanity.

DEATH TO THE HATERS!! Oh yes, we shall have some fun. Then Pietro and Lance are going to find some random whores!! Then Kurt comes by and makes out with Tabitha and then Scott's head explodes!!

Logan falls out of the blackbird becomes rescued by Storm. Then they all dance the chocolate covered cannibalistic monkey dance. YAY!. . . Woah.. I need prozac…

Anyhoo: Review por favor!! PUHLEASE!!! TELL ME IF I SHALL CONTINUE!! CUZ IF I DO, THERE SHALL BE SO MUCH MORE HUMOR INVOLVED!!

~RoguesHeart~