Disclaimer: I do not by any means own any of the Xmen, Brotherhood, the Acolytes, Magneto…blah..blah…blah…Cuz if I did I would be Freaking rich right about now! And I wouldn't be writing fan fiction about them, I would be creating this shit live!!

Go Dark Magician!! Err..sorry, was watching Yu Gi Oh. Lovely show that one.. Anyhoo: Check this out, I have been convinced to continue de story! Now, you should give your self some applause. I shall give you a minute.. *pauses for fifteen minutes* Well that's enough, let us continue on with the madness.

Recap: They are at K-mart. Oh yeah, K-Mart!! That is the store baby!! Of course all of them are closed down over here right now.. . But I am straying. Remy and Rogue have thong contest. John has a grill fantasy. Wanda indulges on it. Pietro is a love god that buys meat and beer. And everyone else is laid back, kicking it at the ol' K-Mart.

Let us Party!

Chapter 6: Down with the Haters

John skipped through the store, mini grills in each hand. He was overjoyed, his Wanda was actually allowing him, The Master of Fire, to have a barbecue. And, oh, how he would barbecue. There would be so much fire, that way it could have a flame broiled affect. Mm…flame broiled…

Nope he wouldn't burn the food until it was charcoal black again. No sireee. He had gotten in a good deal of trouble for doing that last time, Remy nearly blew off his head.

All that just because he singed a small bit of his hair. Damn perfectionist. It didn't hurt him none, sure he had a bit of a bald spot for a year and he had to comb over it but hey what's life without experience.

" C'mon Chere.."

" No, Remy!"

" Jus' one little…"

" No!"

" Why not?"

" Because ah said so!"

" Aww, Roguey…y' no fun."

" Good."

John turned to watch the Southern couple fight. It was rather amusing. In the Cajun's hands was what looked like sexy lingerie. Rogue seemed to be glaring daggers at him while Remy laughed.

Remy quickly swooped up behind Rogue and hauled her body against his. Leaning down to whisper softly into her ear, knowing that it would create tingling chills up her spine.

" Sil Vous Plait mon ange…Do it fo' Remy.." (a/n: Please my angel..do it for Remy)

Rogue smiled lightly and lifted her head up to face him. Her grin widened when she saw the handsome little pout he was sending her way. His features enhanced by his overall hotness. He licked his lips sexily and winked at Rogue when he saw her smiling. (a/n: all the female Remy fans swoon)

Rogue copied his actions and licked her lips sexily back at him. Running her hand cross his chest sensually, she could sense his body tensing up. After she made sure that he could think of nothing else but "taking her now", she leaned up into his ear and whispered seductively.

" How do ya know ah ain't wearing them already."

Remy paled slightly at the thought of Rogue in sexy lingerie. But almost immediately, he regained his composure and smirked wildly at her.

" Really, can Remy see?"

That remark got him a smart blow upside his head. John laughed loudly as he watched the scene play out.

" Blimey Mate, you getting played by a Sheila!"

Remy glared at the now grinning Pyromaniac.

" Where be y' girlfriend, homme?"

John stopped to think for a moment. Then snapping his fingers in rememberance.

" Oh, she went to go get some orange soda."

Rogue nodded her head and went towards the junk food aisle. Remy watched her as she walked away, her hips swaying gently. Remy smirked and began to think to himself.

' Remy sure got himself a fine piece dere, and it be all his…'

John stared at the smirking Cajun with a confused expression.

" What you smiling about, mate?"

Remy turned and looked at John.

" Remy smiling 'cause he be de luckiest man on earth."

John cocked an eyebrow at him and looked back down at his grills.

" Nope, I'm the luckiest mate, I got de grills!"

Remy shook his head.

" And y' be havin' a girlfriend t' y' know."

John stopped staring at the grills, and glanced up at Remy.

" Ooooh yeaaah…I do have a girlfriend…"

Remy rolled his eyes and began to follow Rogue down to the junk food aisle. John stared after him for a moment and was about to turn away when suddenly he heard a huge commotion from down the aisle. Turning, John began to rush after Remy.

Ha!! You thought I was gonna tell ya didn't ya!! Got ya good man!!! Well, you'll probably find out sooner than you think.!

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Well I'm off to play a prank on my enemy. SHE shall be getting an extra strength laxative and sleeping pill in her drink tomorrow. Then I shall watch as she falls asleep. Then steal the janitor's keys and lock all the bathroom doors. MUWAHAHA!! And believe me, I 've done it before, I have connection!

~RoguesHeart~