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Recap: Rogue and Remy have arguments. Oh, the arguments they have… So sad. Then there is John, oh the pyroness. Remy follows Rogue who's following Wanda into the Junk Food Aisle. Then a commotion breaks out.. I am the incarnation of EVIL!!
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Chapter 7: Down with the Haters Part: 2
John rushed into the aisle only to find a furious looking group of mutants glaring at another group of men. Rogue looked ready to tear one of the men's heads off while Remy looked like he was going to shove a card up the man's ass. Wanda's body was crackling with raw energy and her eyes were flaring. John whipped out his cellphone and pressed the digits for Lance's number. It was a small moment before he picked up.
" Hello…the walking avalanche speaking.."
" Hey mate, we got a showdown in aisle 5, food section!"
" Be there in a sec!"
" Cool…see ya."
Pyro put his phone back in his pocket and glanced back up at the fuming Rogue. The man she was glaring at was a good foot taller than her and was staring hatefully down at her.
" What do ya have a problem, Mistah?"
The man sneered at her.
" Yah…I gots a problem wits you!"
Rogue placed a hand on her hip and shot him one of her most deadly death glares. The majority of the men stepped back with looks of horror on their faces. Yet the tall man remained unaffected by her.
" And what do ya have a problem with?"
The man leaned in close to Rogue's face and snarled, his stank breath wafting into her nostrils.
" With filthy Muties like you!"
Rogue lifted her fist to punch him but was intercepted by Remy diving in and grabbing her arm. Glancing up, Rogue saw Remy glaring at the man, eyes burning with fury.
" Non Chere, He not be worth it."
Rogue snarled and ripped her arm out of his grasp. The man laughed at her mockingly.
" Yeah woman, you should listen to your mutie boyfriend.."
Before he could get the rest of his sentence out, a hex bolt blasted him square in the chest sending him directly into the chips behind him. The other men looked at their fallen acquaintance and glanced back at the four furious mutants before them.
Suddenly the sound of a voice echoed through the store. (intercom)
" CLEAN UP IN AISLE FIVE!"
" You'll pay for that you Mutie Bitch!!"
This time it was John's turn to burst into the fight. Immediately whipping out his lighter, John glowered at the men.
" Watch what y' say t' my Sheila." John spoke with a deadly venom.
Wanda glanced at John and rolled her eyes.
" I don't need your protection Pyro."
Pyro just grinned.
" Maybe not but I just want to protect my Sheila."
Remy looked from Wanda to John, frowning he spoke.
" Hey don't be stealing Remy's spotlight!"
John looked at Remy and shrugged.
" Sorry mate."
Remy shook his fist playfully at John.
" Y' will be if y' ever use one of Remy's lines again."
" Ah knew ya practiced those!!." shouted Rogue aloud.
Remy smiled sheepishly at Rogue.
" But Remy only say dem t' y' Chere.."
Rogue rolled her eyes sarcastically.
" Yeah, that makes everything better…."
A raspy coughing noise alerted them to the men in front of them. Rogue frowned and glared at them.
" What?"
" We shall rid our country of you mutant menaces!!"
By then, group 2 had arrived to watch the men run dramatically around in a circle. Pietro ran in between Rogue and Wanda to get a better view of the fight. Fred merely stared at the food that was in the aisle, ignoring everything. Lance stood next to Colossus, who was watching everything quietly. Todd hopped over to Remy, who was standing behind Rogue with an arm wrapped protectively around her waist.
" Who are they ,yo?"
Remy turned to look at Toad.
" Honestly, Remy don't really know…"
One of the men, spoke up loudly after he tripped over a bag of pretzels.
" We are the…."
The leader, who managed to get up from the floor, lifted his hand into the air and gestured to the men. They automatically filed into a pyramid with the leader on top. Since all of them couldn't fit on the pyramid some sat at the bottom making poses.
" FRIENDS OF HUMANITY!!!!!"
Their little dance was followed by a long awkward silence. The men held the pyramid as hard as they could until their arms could no longer sustain the weight, and they collapsed. Still their was nothing but awkward silence until they scurried their way back onto their feet.
" As we were saying before…We shall rid the world of you mutant cretins!"
Lance shook his head in disagreement.
" No, I believe you said, we shall rid the world of the mutant menace."
Rogue nodded at Lance.
" Yup I heard that too."
The leader glared at them.
" No we didn't."
Remy shook his head.
" Oui, y' did."
" Did not."
" Did t'"
" Did not"
" Did too."
" Did not!"
" Did too, yo!"
" DID NOT!!"
" Did-too!!"
" ENOUGH!!"
Everyone glanced at the midget that showed up out of nowhere. As soon s he came, he left. The leader raised his hand up defiantly.
" WE SHALL NOT BE CORRECTED BY NO MUTIE!!"
Every single mutant attacked at the same time and blew the men straight across the store. Rogue used a mixture of Amara's and Beserker's powers to create a blast so huge that it left the aisle smoking. Then the voice on the intercom erupted through out the store.
" CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5, 6, 7.…AWW SCREW IT!!!!"
Remy grabbed the shopping cart and placed two bottles of orange soda into it. Snatching Rogue up by the waist, he leaned down and planted a kiss on her head. Then he turned to face the others.
" Remy t'inks we should return back t' de house now."
The other's agreed and began to push their carts to the check out lanes. Whipping out Scott's credit cards, they payed for the food and other items and left. Of course, people were suspicious of so many people named Scott though…But that would be a story for another day..
Yeah another chapter up and running!! I told ya I was gonna make another chappy!! Did I not come through?…Huh? Huh? Huh? I have completed my goal now I shall make a new one. My new goal is to make the next chapter!! What you thought this was over? Well you're waaaay off. Just beginning baby!!
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